Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[TheGuntinator]

This guy wants a whole slate of Nintendo movies that will eventually lead to a Super Smash Bros. movie. He literally wants an MCU of Nintendo properties. And I thought Bob was unhinged.

That could work though genuinely. Women love Nintendo shit and a significant number of young men have big nostalgia for something Nintendo. Could play around with genres in a lot of different properties as well. People these age likely have kids as well, which will give them an excuse to indulge in these movies.

 

[Positron]

And this is the type of crayon-eating blue curtain analysis Bob is known for. He's operating on the fallacy that something that's old is irrelevant. Which is bullshit, because some concepts are timeless and will apply in all eras.

We are not people living in ancient Greece of course, but you know what? We are operating the same neural hardware as the people in Athens at 400BC did! Ancient Philosophy is still relevant today, if for no other reason, because all human beings across time and space have a brain, and by simply for having a brain, we have same motivations, the same needs and abhorrence, the same curiosities, and the same relations with the world and with other people. Plato talked a lot about love; Aristotle friendship -- but I'm sure these are all obsolete in Superior Future when we have perfect robot bodies?

To drive the point home strongly let me tell you what I'm currently reading about Aristotle's moral typology. Aristotle describes one type of person, which he calls the Vicious, that fails moral development. There are three traits of the Vicious; a person who has only two of the three traits can still be saved, but someone who has all three is simply incorrigible.

1. They are motivated by base passions.
2. They are stubborn and refuse to learn. In particular, they are impervious to shame, which according to Aristotle is an essential part of moral education.
3. They have wrong concept about virtues: they think they are virtuous when everyone can see they are depraved. What's more, they are apt to redefine virtues, calling their own cruelty "benevolence" and their cowardice "prudence", for example.

If that describes somebody familiar, it is not a coincidence. Rather, this is a testament of the constancy of human nature. We should be thankful that men (and a few women) have sorted it out for us hundreds or thousand years ago, so each generation would not have to start the project anew, and can instead focus their effort in figure out their own particular situations.

 

[Akari Is My Wife]

That means you're gay

Oh no. Can't I at least be the sort of gay where I'm DD to passable femboys?

 

[Mr Processor]

So when Moviebob has been dead for 200 - 1000 years, his words need not be taken seriously because "Interesting points, but this ain't Ancient America". Which means, he shouldn't be taken seriously TODAY. Won't some point that out?

MovieBob will cease to be relevant even in his own thread here on Kiwifarms a very short time after he dies. We won't have to wait 200 - 1000 years. (Well, there is a chance Bob will outlive me, so I might not live to see that.) Bob is, however, being the perfect "new socialist man." "Destroy the 4 Olds," is his life philosophy.

 

[msd]

Oh no. Can't I at least be the sort of gay where I'm DD to passable femboys?

No, you're either bi, or you're gay

You're just gay.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby was stuck with some remarkable crowd in high school.

I'm still surprised how Moviebob could have ever passed the entry exams to kindergarten.

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I don't understand why people keep saying we should ban guns when we really should have banned transsexualism instead. Firearms have many uses beside shooting schools; transsexualism has no use at all but to ruin lives.

Positron's takes here are correct.

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Look, another edgy transsexual with violent thoughts. He'd fit right in Bobby's trenchcoat brigade in high school.

I'm rapidly flailing X in doubt.

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"Reproductive Rights™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™".

[shaes off]

Random Twitter Leftoid: "...Pro-Choice..."

[shades on]

Random Twitter Leftoid: "...Pro-Eugenics..."

Big Al.

Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden: "I'm here to eat ice cream and destroy American ideals... and I'm all out of ice cream."

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It is a tragic story that shouldn't have happened if the woman did not lie to health care professionals. Never lie to doctors and nurses.

It's neither the fault of the doctor nor the nurse; it's the patient's fault. And if that sounds like "victim blaming" in the eyes of Leftist fuckwits, so be it.

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White woman was not offended by Black woman's unsportsman-like behavior.

If their races were reversed, would Bobby still be so blasé and so ready to let bygones be bygones?

No, because RMIR.

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None of these ladies--assuming, of course, that these are actual biological ladies--are going to let you inject your reproductive DNA into their bodies, Bob.

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The fact that Bobby fails to muster any enthusiasm suggests that the movie is likely untainted by SJW degeneracy (i.e. no lesbun shit, no transsexual Birdo, and perhaps not even that much girlboss). In all likelihood the movie will not awe an adult or make him come for more, but at least it is safe to bring kids to.

3. Excluding ports and remakes, there hasn't been a new release of a mainline Mario game since Super Mario Odyssey.

It's less about not being tainted by SJWisms, and more his autistic vision of Mario didn't come to fruition, , being animated by people he is not fond, and is losing against Sonic.

He wants to keep the optics of being better than Sonic because it must be eating him that Mario once more might not be on the same league as the blue hedgehog. That once again, he is on the receiving end of another L by Sega.

Pity Moviebob can't afford to move into a bigger family basement apartment. Bob's gonna need more rooms for the multiple thousand Ls--and maybe a dozen (at most) Ws--accumulated within the past thirteen years.

 

[Akari Is My Wife]

No, you're either bi, or you're gay

You're just gay.

Balls aren't touching and I'm wearing socks

 

[blablabla]

For a man who unironically thought that Magneto was right, I'd have guessed Bob would make a more conventionally edgy response than something so oddly specific.

nobody asked that and that human interaction didnt exist

 

[Mr Processor]

All Glory to Mario! All Glory to MovieBob! Thus begins the 30 Year Reich!

 

[Boom Boss]

The only two good things Andy Warski did was give us Adam "Race" Warski destroying Hasbro and coin the phrase "bing bing wahoo". For me that phrase perfectly encapsulates what Mario is. I have also never heard it used outside our little gay corner of the internet. I tried to see if he's ever said it before or if someone's tweeted it at him but twitter's search function is completely broken for me. Funnily enough the phrase does have it's own know your meme page but it's nothing but 4chan posts and not that many of them.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bing-bing-wahoo

None of this definitively proves that Bob reads through this CHUD hellsite like so many cows before and after him but it is interesting that he used specific terminology made and used by Nawtzees.

4chan came up with that phrase, not that faggot Warski.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bing-bing-wahoo

 

[Koby_Fish]

To drive the point home strongly let me tell you what I'm currently reading about Aristotle's moral typology. Aristotle describes one type of person, which he calls the Vicious, that fails moral development. There are three traits of the Vicious; a person who has only two of the three traits can still be saved, but someone who has all three is simply incorrigible.

1. They are motivated by base passions.
2. They are stubborn and refuse to learn. In particular, they are impervious to shame, which according to Aristotle is an essential part of moral education.
3. They have wrong concept about virtues: they think they are virtuous when everyone can see they are depraved. What's more, they are apt to redefine virtues, calling their own cruelty "benevolence" and their cowardice "prudence", for example.

If that describes somebody familiar, it is not a coincidence. Rather, this is a testament of the constancy of human nature. We should be thankful that men (and a few women) have sorted it out for us hundreds or thousand years ago, so each generation would not have to start the project anew, and can instead focus their effort in figure out their own particular situations.

Oh yeah, Psychopathy/Antisocial Personality Disorder. The Bible hints that these kind of people exist and that they probably should be executed. Psychopathy/Antisocial Personality Disorders have existed since the dawn of time. No wonder Bob's no fan of Aristotle, if he's aware of this aspect of what Aristotle was talking about. But Bob foolishly (and he IS a FOOL, outright, no question) would have himself and others believe that outdated concepts are outdated, we are moving towards the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah.

Where Bob diverges from most Leftists is that he doesn't appear to believe that Humanity starts out "good", or at least, he doesn't believe they "stay" good for long and the clues to their Obsolescence are evident even in their kindergarten years - hence his criticism of Tucker "Failson" Carlson over allegedly it being six-year-old Tucker's conscious and deliberate fault that Mommy ran off to join a Hippie Commune and left little Tucky behind.

Bob is exactly the kind of moron described in Proverbs as "The Fool". After all "The Fool hath said in his heart, 'There is no God'."

 

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Review - THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE (2023)
(04/04/2023)

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I'm actually a bit more surprised by this because for the past few months a group of people I'm more than certain bob hates have been hyping the movie up as one of if not the final nail that will end Disney and the MCU to the point where said group is already claimed the bad reviews are from woke Hollywood mad that Peach wasn't the main character of the Mario movie.
I could of easily seen another Pixels review where the fat ass goes on and on how the movie was wasted potentially and Nintendo so take a long look if they want to make subpar movies with illumination instead of making "good" movies with Disney.
But I guess when pressed fat plumber man is still more important to FilmRobert than Disney crap or capeshit, though both are still probably behind Twitter and deep fried food given how he seems even more addicted and fatter.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

How the fuck does Bob have debt? Too many bad investments into his "small business" empire?

Excessive amounts of spending but also at one point he mentioned trying to make a movie and from the sounds of things he tried to get other lolcows from out of state to be in it because he was whining about how Covid meant he couldn't finish the movie. He never said what it was about or who was in it. So he either had a script, bought some shit for it and sent money to the 'actors' so they would come and then Covid ruined everything, or he just had a vague idea, never got around to doing anything, and is using Covid as an excuse for why his amazing film career never took off, and the debt is from trying to live a life he couldn't afford.

We are not people living in ancient Greece of course, but you know what? We are operating the same neural hardware as the people in Athens at 400BC did! Ancient Philosophy is still relevant today, if for no other reason, because all human beings across time and space have a brain, and by simply for having a brain, we have same motivations, the same needs and abhorrence, the same curiosities, and the same relations with the world and with other people.

Did Plato ever experience the JFK assassination level revelation that was Super Mario Bros 3 in The Wizard? Did Aristotle ever watch Tony Stark build and wield the Iron Man suit? No? Then clearly Ancient philosophers have absolutely no relevance to the modern day!

 

[Mola Ram]

Excessive amounts of spending but also at one point he mentioned trying to make a movie and from the sounds of things he tried to get other lolcows from out of state to be in it because he was whining about how Covid meant he couldn't finish the movie. He never said what it was about or who was in it. So he either had a script, bought some shit for it and sent money to the 'actors' so they would come and then Covid ruined everything, or he just had a vague idea, never got around to doing anything, and is using Covid as an excuse for why his amazing film career never took off, and the debt is from trying to live a life he couldn't afford.

Personally I love the unproven but completely plausible idea that Bob was one of those marginally famous idiots who paid thousands for his Twitter bluecheck, undoubtedly considering it a vital business expense.

 

[LiquidKid]

We all knew he was gonna kiss the Mario movie’s ass… but any else notice how oddly soulless he sounded in that review? Compared to the genuine hatred he had for sonic, he sounds like he’s on Ritalin or something

 

[King Dead]

We all knew he was gonna kiss the Mario movie’s ass… but any else notice how oddly soulless he sounded in that review? Compared to the genuine hatred he had for sonic, he sounds like he’s on Ritalin or something

I'm going with @Absolutego's take: he sounds soulless because he truly didn't like it, but he has to feign approval so that more Mario content is created for him to consoom. Bob needs Mario to succeed so he can use it as a distraction from his own failures, in much the same way he's been using James Gunn's career. He lives vicariously through select others that he considers the Good Guys, and if they win, he thinks he does too.

 

[JayHarrison]

Eugenicsbob:

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

A lot of nerds are really pissed at critics.

Wouldn't it be the ultimate irony, relating to Bob, if Mariobros become the next Snyderbros?

Excessive amounts of spending but also at one point he mentioned trying to make a movie and from the sounds of things he tried to get other lolcows from out of state to be in it because he was whining about how Covid meant he couldn't finish the movie. He never said what it was about or who was in it. So he either had a script, bought some shit for it and sent money to the 'actors' so they would come and then Covid ruined everything, or he just had a vague idea, never got around to doing anything, and is using Covid as an excuse for why his amazing film career never took off, and the debt is from trying to live a life he couldn't afford.

Wait, Bob was trying to make his own Kickassia?

Damn you Covid, for depriving us of that bounty of autism!

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Drinker interview Russel Crowe, what has Bob done lately?

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Drinker interview Russel Crowe, what has Bob done lately?

He interviewed James Gunn once, a long time ago, and it was the highlight of his life.

Nothing lately, though.

I wonder if Bob would fall in love with every celebrity who would deign to get near him? He wants to be a part of that world so bad.