Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Let's hear instead from a real NY subway user. She is of course not born into money like Nick did -- and Bobby uses this fact against her.

The requirement that one must have "lived experience" to speak on an issue is suspended when people with said lived experience are prone to state inconvenient facts.

This reporter doesn't do actual work and is not part of the working class, unlike baristas or dumbasses who do shit movie reviews, because she said to pump the breaks on the subway thing. That's our Bobby!

College students decide that debates cannot be debates (archive of article, tranny-related)

I'm not sure what Bobby means by "academic debate". If he means tournaments, then even I loathe them I admit that it teaches a very useful skillset for certain occupations -- the packaging of unpalatable opinions just handed to you, opinions that you don't even believe in, and sell them to bystanders. As a child I watched interschool debate shows with my dad and I asked "why are they arguing for something they don't think is true?"; Richard Dawkins discovered the same thing as an adult and went pikachu-faced. Read the preface of The Blind Watchmaker.

I believe Bob is just trying to cut off any kind of debate with people he doesn't like and trying to make himself sound like sage elder.

I must hard disagree with you, you wonderous blue haired bastard. There is no skill that can be learned from debate tournaments that will not make the general public want you to get hit by a train.

"But those are a decade old!" you might say

This is what "debate" has become in American colleges: Saying nigger (and not in the fun way), talking about muh oppression, complaining about X social issue, and machine gunning that bullshit in the most incoherent way possible filled with Holy Ghost hiccups.

WTF is this shit?

The power of the multi-verse is that you can insert whatever bullshit you want because you can. This character has never been a spiderman? Well in this Universe it is! It's the logic of a child and I worry that we're only about 3-4 movies from these retarded writers smashing their action figures together and saying "Now kiss!"

 

[WelperHelper99]

Crypto is dumb but taxing it is just green agenda bullshit mixed with wanting to control the freedom of Crypto. Bob wants Government to fuck him harder for some reason

a dark day when Florida passed the law of putting child-rapists to the death; it is a dark day when Florida clarified not all child-rapists might be put to the death.

Most likely to get through courts. But Bob, why are you once again trying to defend this? It sounds like a little bit of self reporting.

This is over the Quartering/ Matt Walsh Twitter shit, but not understanding where the culture of the youth is headed is gonna fuck the right in the ass

the navy...

I expect crossdressing is part and parcel of any military hazing rituals, but it takes chutzpah for the US Navy to make it a selling-point.

The Navy strives not to be the meme. Unfortunately their trans admiral has other plans. Careful how you say that, they may Tomahawk your ass

New toy will soon drop.

Looks fucked-up? You ain't see nothing yet!

A otter? At least a raccon is cute (despite being trash can demons). It's gonna be like the porgs. Stop simping Bobby

 

[CharlesBarkley]

The Blob retort Lexicon:

• Elon - "ELMO LOL!"
• MTG - "Barnie Rubble."
• Any pushback from a leftist - "You don't understand me / It was a joke."
• Any pushback from a rightoid - "You are not a person OR I had sex with your mom."
• Any pushback from a tranny - "I am deeply sorry you misunderstood me. I will grow from this"
• Told he gained more weight by his doctor - "It's genetics, really."

Once again, this is a man who claims he is the height of wit and has the ability to write/speak. A fat sad man who's circle of minor twitter followers are all sex pests, ABDL perverts, retarded spergs and man children who think marvel movies are the height of entertainment. A man who never had sex and constantly sucks more metaphorical tranny penis then 99% of people. A man with diabities.

Oh, also, his primary follower, Arkle, is still fat and retarded.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, FATSO!

Also, I think Arkle tried to be a tranny recently by his finger polish here, lol

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

It is a dark day when Florida passed the law of putting child-rapists to the death; it is a dark day when Florida clarified not all child-rapists might be put to the death.

This is the same bitch that claimed DeSantis kidnapped her crotch spawn edgyboi after the retard made very actionable threats to shoot up a school on discord. She has a history of making up bullshit and breaking the law.

WGA bullshit.

"...the film industry would suffer a total shutdown," what Beatific Vision!

Good.

3 cents is way more than you deserve. What the fuck even is Jane the Virgin?

"Hello fellow workers and/or poors! You may not think that I am just like you but you would be incorrect. I need more money for the work I do too! I have, as the kids say (I am hip with them) the receipts! I got paid THREE pennies for residuals for two episodes of a show I did half a decade ago! Well yes I did get paid for my work when I did it half a decade ago but that's not the point! 15 people watched Jane the Virgin last month and 23% of them watched 88% of those episodes at 2x speed! How can I feed my family those eggs you all have been complaining about if I don't get extra money on top of the money that I was already given?"

Really take the bullshit she's peddling in. She wants you to feel bad for her dumbass, and by extension all the other faggots and child fuckers (Goddammit I fucking hate Hollywood so fucking much), because she gets pennies from two episodes of a show that ended in 2019 and is being streamed to an unspecified platform. We don't even know if this is from all the streaming or from just one service. She doesn't even bring up the money she's already been paid for the work she's done. She wants more money to be given to her be-fucking-cause. These pieces of shit are going to shut down an entire industry because they demand more money for things that suck ass and do not bring in any money at all.

and I say shut it down.

Their shameless e-begging has engendered another group non-people: the "Anti-WGA Strike Twitter".

Bob there's a reason you're known by complete strangers and randos and there's a reason that it's almost Universally followed by derision or contempt.

Law Bob opines. Everyone laughs.

Kill any lingering desire to watch a movie with one sentence.

MCU, please bring out the Ultimates. Nothing would be better than to have 2000's era edginess to horrifically date your product. I remember as a kid reading the Ultimate X-men and getting to a point where adult Wolverine was getting telepathically thrown out of bed by a freshly banged, teenager, Jean Grey because he told her that he was a spy or something sent to kill them all post coitus. I remember that because even as an idiot kid thinking "So Jean is an open slut now. This is real sleazy". That's the shit that'll really invigorate your number MCU.

I went and watched an original theatrical print of the first Star Wars movie (do you know how weird it is not seeing Episode 4: A New Hope on the title crawl?) and a de-specialized version of Empire Strikes Back to celebrate our mandated Disney holiday. It was shocking going back and seeing them raw like that after the last trilogy. The first movie is fun little adventure movie with these innovative and cheap special effects that have actual soul to them. Empire comes and it's just flat out an excellent film. It's wonderfully shot, scripted, paced, directed and the best part of all is it took the archetypes from A New Hope and made them into actual characters. Han is no longer just no longer thief with a heart of gold. Leia is no longer just stronk princess. You get the idea. They have humanity to them.

Compare that to what we've been shoveled into our faces since 2015. Force Awakens is the glitzy clone of A New Hope that fails in capturing the heart of A New Hope. It begs the question of why would I want to watch the same movie only bigger-er and Marvelfied when I have the original? FA has it's problems but is nothing compared to The Last Jedi. I know I'm not wowing anyone with this hot take but TLJ is a complete mockery of the movie that came before it, the movie it was supposed to mirror which was Empire, and the series as a whole. I keep harping on how these people are tearing down the older works that are propping them up and replacing them with their own blasphemous idols and TLJ is a great example of it. The phrase "subverted my expectations" only exists because of this movie. I didn't even bother watching the last one because I watched the many, many, many take downs of and know it's a time wasting ret-con of the whole last movie which ret-conned the movie before it.

When some mouth breathing consoomer attempts to big brain hand wave dismiss criticism of what something that people liked has become by saying "fans of X don't really like X" I realize that that person would eat a Disney shotgun if you sold him Yoda flavored buckshot.

Meme_Behavior then got ganged on by Bobby's orbiters.

Imagine cucking to Bob and Truemettis. WEAK!

Oh, also, his primary follower, Arkle, is still fat and retarded.


SHUT THE FUCK UP, FATSO!

tfw it's not a fart

 

[WelperHelper99]

went and watched an original theatrical print of the first Star Wars movie (do you know how weird it is not seeing Episode 4: A New Hope on the title crawl?) and a de-specialized version of Empire Strikes Back to celebrate our mandated Disney holiday. It was shocking going back and seeing them raw like that after the last trilogy. The first movie is fun little adventure movie with these innovative and cheap special effects that have actual soul to them. Empire comes and it's just flat out an excellent film. It's wonderfully shot, scripted, paced, directed and the best part of all is it took the archetypes from A New Hope and made them into actual characters. Han is no longer just no longer thief with a heart of gold. Leia is no longer just stronk princess. You get the idea. They have humanity to them.

Compare that to what we've been shoveled into our faces since 2015. Force Awakens is the glitzy clone of A New Hope that fails in capturing the heart of A New Hope. It begs the question of why would I want to watch the same movie only bigger-er and Marvelfied when I have the original? FA has it's problems but is nothing compared to The Last Jedi. I know I'm not wowing anyone with this hot take but TLJ is a complete mockery of the movie that came before it, the movie it was supposed to mirror which was Empire, and the series as a whole. I keep harping on how these people are tearing down the older works that are propping them up and replacing them with their own blasphemous idols and TLJ is a great example of it. The phrase "subverted my expectations" only exists because of this movie. I didn't even bother watching the last one because I watched the many, many, many take downs of and know it's a time wasting ret-con of the whole last movie which ret-conned the movie before it.

When some mouth breathing consoomer attempts to big brain hand wave dismiss criticism of what something that people liked has become by saying "fans of X don't really like X" I realize that that person would eat a Disney shotgun if you sold him Yoda flavored buckshot.

The funny part is thinking that the animation goof the guy pointed out "hurt him". What people were hurt about was seeing one of their favorite stories go to shit. What you wrote was pure enjoyment for a simple space opera, as a adult. That's powerful. Seeing the story ripped apart, one that people grew up with and played the games for, was saddening. People point these things out because before Disney, they took great care to keep their lore consistent. Bob doesn't care, he exists to Consoom and own the chuds.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The funny part is thinking that the animation goof the guy pointed out "hurt him". What people were hurt about was seeing one of their favorite stories go to shit. What you wrote was pure enjoyment for a simple space opera, as a adult. That's powerful. Seeing the story ripped apart, one that people grew up with and played the games for, was saddening. People point these things out because before Disney, they took great care to keep their lore consistent. Bob doesn't care, he exists to Consoom and own the chuds.

These are the same people who will throw poop in your face and say that it's chocolate.

 

[Positron]

[Jane the Virgin] is not even an original idea: It's adapted from a Venezuelan telenovela.

Ladies and Gentlemen: let's give another round of applause to the hard working and underpaid cultural elites of WGA!!!

This character has never been a spiderman? Well in this Universe it is! It's the logic of a child and I worry that we're only about 3-4 movies from these retarded writers smashing their action figures together and saying "Now kiss!"

It's a pity Chris-Chan wasn't born 15 years later, or he might have been the Creative Director of MCU and had all the boyfriend-free girls he could finger-bang.

Follow up on La Blue Girl

2014 was the year of the smash-hit The Prostitute Who Made a 10/10 Videogame.

Pole dancing is just like firemen sliding down poles.



Welp, Hamilton can say bye-bye to Saudi now.

Bobby thinks breaking into the British royal treasury is just like playing D&D

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Infidels!!

Bobby is half-right, but 1) while the scene has decent colors and composition, etc, it is nothing special aesthetically either. 2) Bobby dismisses the most important thing -- the scene simply looks fake -- as unimportant. But that's the price he'd have to pay worshiping his god.

Darren Mooney wonders about the supposed feud between Gunn fans and Snyder fans. Bobby's short answer: because Gunn will cure the damage Snyder inflicted on DCEU.





If Brad Troemel wants MCU returned to the fans, "the rightful owners", he should wish the writer strike to last an eternity.

Rumor concerning Stinkface Larson.




You don't need the pause button in the latest Star Wars game; the stormtroopers can't aim for shit so you can just leave the protag hanging when you grab a coffee.

Why is Bobby suddenly so interested in gardening apparatus? Is he planning to reproduce by planting part of him in the ground, like a potato tuber?

Fake Tits (ha ha ha she pays for Twitter!!!!) throws a fit because she has been troonsplained.

I don't need your advice! I just want to be praised!!!! I have TITS dammit!!!!

 

[WelperHelper99]

These are the same people who will throw poop in your face and say that it's chocolate.

Trust me I know. They ruined star trek too.

Pole dancing is just like firemen sliding down poles.

Things that never happen. Bob struggles to answer why kids should see men dance on poles and clearly watches too much firefighter porn.

Don't like it gay boy? Don't race. Bob racing is supposed to be cars going fast, not gay flags

Fake Tits (ha ha ha she pays for Twitter!!!!) throws a fit because she has been troonsplained.

I don't need your advice! I just want to be praised!!!! I have TITS dammit!!!!

Bob, John Walker Flynt will never fuck you, not that I think you really want that.

Why is Bobby suddenly so interested in gardening apparatus?

Bob be planting potatoes for maximum starch. Gotta get those carbs up.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Pro fag people never understand that the pushback is rightfully happening because they are tired of being bullied by fags.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

MCU, please bring out the Ultimates. Nothing would be better than to have 2000's era edginess to horrifically date your product. I remember as a kid reading the Ultimate X-men and getting to a point where adult Wolverine was getting telepathically thrown out of bed by a freshly banged, teenager, Jean Grey because he told her that he was a spy or something sent to kill them all post coitus. I remember that because even as an idiot kid thinking "So Jean is an open slut now. This is real sleazy". That's the shit that'll really invigorate your number MCU.

Regarding the Ultimates, its Jonathan Hickman writing the main story, and most of the work he did on the original Ultimate Universe was nowhere near as edgetacular as some of the other writers at the time.

He did Ultimate Thor which was pretty much just a straight up Thor story, except Ultimate Thor winds up almost being like a hippy, refusing to sign up for the Ultimates initially because he doesn't want to be a tool of the American government. He also did part of the issues for Spiderman's funeral, which while dour, at least felt respectful to Peter's character and had a lot of genuine pathos.

One of the best parts of his Secret Wars 2015 run which ended the original Ultimate Universe (Beside the fact the event only seems to exist because Marvel editorial wanted an excuse for Miles Morales to come to the 616) was its conclusion where Reed Richards and his son Franklin are rebuilding the destroyed multiverse, and having healed Dr. Doom's face, inspires Doom to turn over a new leaf as a hero. Until some other writer retconned the change.

Regardless, the vast majority of the Ultimates ran on that absolute retard edgy energy, their is a part of me that misses it.

Not because it was good, as you mention Ultimate X-men was fucking horrible. Seriously, Quicksilver was boning his sister to deal with his repressed lust for his mother, and no part of that sentence doesn't make me want to kill myself. But at least having shit like the Hulk going on an insane cannibalistic rampage against an alien invasion because Captain America told the Hulk that the aliens called him a queer was funny in how insane it was, as opposed to the milquetoast gender special bullshit that has infested every facet of modern capeshit.

Sorry for all the tism.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Pro fag people never understand that the pushback is rightfully happening because they are tired of being bullied by fags.

You can't walk into a store without seeing some gay shit. Now beer is the big gay, beer! Keep faggotry in its own corner, don't inject it into sports and brands. I bet they sell gay toothbrushes on pride month. A fuckin toothbrush

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The dark weekend in summary:

Writers good
Chuds bad
Mexicans are white when it's convenient

 

[Positron]

Bobby hasn't been tweeting all that much when KF was down. I'll cover everything in three posts: the first post is on topical affairs -- choking, bang-bang, Musky man, and other gay fun. The next two are on entertainment. James Gunn and Guardians of the Galaxy 3 will more or less monopolize the second post, and the final post will be about WGA, cartoons, Hong Kong movies, more cartoons, miscellaneous consoom, and a sad pair of hairy legs.

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Bud Lite is Living Water




While trannies continue to yell everywhere how they "feel unsafe" everywhere, we normies are reminded that the desire to feel safe is "bourgeois".

InfraHaz knows his Marx: the insane bums that liberals worship are not the proletariat.

Glenn Greenwald rips off the proletariat mask of Emma Vigeland, and hey presto: she is a princess among bourgeoise!



News source. Of course no one says anything; it is just a white man's privilege being permanently rescinded.

This Met Gala invitee thinks she is close to being homeless and choked to death

Just as she thinks Ted Cruz will come and rape her any time.

The lunatic who was choked to death was found to be a Michael Jackson impersonator.


Elon Musk murders Colored People, one word (or punctuation mark) at a time.

Twitter trolls should learn from Twitter's Boss. Next time some troon says he is being genocided, just reply "intriging" or "wow".

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Some Texan spic shot up a mall.




Tim Pool is guilty by association


More people have blood on their hands.

It is the species nature of the Liberal to turn any tragedy into a feeding frenzy. Strangly Bobby didn't retweet any of AOC's gloating, considering Texas is the turf of her dream lover Ted Cruz.




They look so stereotypical Teutonic Aryan I though they are the extras in Inglorious Bastards

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Fox News collapses without Carlson. The rating drop is especially severe among the 25-40 demo.




Making an impromptu tour to Capitol Hill will land you in FBI's Most Wanted List.

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LGBTs reproduce by grooming children; Nazis -- such as ShoeOnHead -- reproduce through normal human interactions.

Bobby is jealous that he isn't part of Channel Awesome and had the pleasure of having his spawn aborted


The "bad idea" is of course that a Superior Intellect isn't getting his dick wet.

As she awaits prison, Elizabeth Holmes reminds the world how she is a devoted mother. This is apparently a publicity stunt aimed at fascists because fascists are uniquely respectful of mothers.

While I don't know what are "population-panic freakbabies", I must say that Robert, which means "glorious fame", is a very good name.

Peter Coffin thinks LGBT is bourgeois ideology -- but apparently his own "agenderism" isn't. Rando prefers to discuss the "Depopulation agenda" apparently masterminded by The Elites.



It is really pathetic to shill for any jew, let alone Soros


Spending money on prostitutes is hardly "doing the rich guy thing right". Many rich guys came to their woes that way -- including Musk himself and King Charles III with Diana Spencer.

Coronation of King Charles III. Bobby has his empty skull filled with capeshit.


Bobby wants to be a count. I hope he gets duked.

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The Serfs owns Tim Pool by claiming LGBT is just like left-handedness. "I don't think there is a trans indoctrination".

You cannot indoctrinate someone into left-handedness, but you can surely indoctrinate them into LGBT. You actually have to train your left hand before you can claim left-handedness, but you can be LGBT simply by just saying so.

Smart Angel wants a Blue Sky invite


A compendium of Smarts


Bobby hates old people.


How dare another man looks better than Bobby?

Your male fragility is showing Bobby -- or does he think "negging" will work on men too?

 

[Positron]

Blue Curtain analysis about Guardians 3 from Darren Mooney, film critic of The Escapist

The Wachowski Brothers are not "subversive"; they just traffick in what teenagers consider cool and indulge in their sexual fetish. Likewise Gunn is no "subversive" "weird genius", he is just given carte blanche to indulge in juvenile antics.



Darren Mooney muses how the romance plots in MCU always end in heartbreaks. He calls them "recurring motif"; I call them cheap, lazy tearjerking cliché. Mooney also lets slip something blasphemous, and I'm not sure if Bobby can allay his lapse of faith.

I agree that MCU is in terminal cancer just like Whor does.

Lesser Brother on Guardians 3. It is impractical to upload the video through Tor, so here's the link.


Another person near Bobby's age exclaims, "Finally! A great Marvel Movie without a bunch of woke, bullshit politics!!"

Anyone who knows media analysis will know that using something, such as human trafficking, as a plot point doesn't mean the creator is making a stand about the subject.

Unlike the anti-woke ghouls, Bobby's taste for capeshit has matured with the times, and modern-day MCU is specifically made for connoisseurs like him.





No. Wikipedia tells me THE RACOON DOES NOT DIE and there is a cliffhanger promising SEQUELS. Spare me of the cheap and false marketing leads.


THE RACOON DOES NOT DIE!!!


THE RACOON LIVES!!


It doesn't matter if it is bullshit; if it is shat by Gunn it is golden.

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Bobby discovers another not-a-thing. The link is a Big Picture episode, so don't bother.


Another critic isn't sure if Guardians 3 is going to revitalize the dead horse. The article has a paywall that isn't removed by archive.ph. True Believer Bobby remains bullish.

Note Bobby does not censor the word "bullshit" that he affixes on the screenshot.


Shall we tell him again why the Stinkface Larson stinkfest made $1B?


I read the article so you don't have too. It is another piece of Parrot Analytics bullshit.
No. 1 - Avengers: 100% demand
No. 2 - Spiderman: 99% Demand
No. 3 - Batman: 68% Demand
No. 4 - Thor: 41% Demand
No. 5 - X-Men: 39% Demand
No. 6 - Deadpool: 24% Demand
Note the huge drop-off between Spiderman and Batman, and between Batman and Thor.

Don't ask me what "this thing" is.


"Snyder Cult" again:




Despite all that Chris Pratt did, Bobby doesn't consider him likeable, just "least dislikable".

 

[Positron]

Nerdotic and MauLer disrespect WGA.

Hats off gentlemen!!! This is the truest of True Believer!

Peter Coffin disrespects WGA and he wants to sacrifice our Cultural Elites on the altar of AI.

Of course the WGA is not against AI; they want to profiteer from AI.

Anime fan disrespects WGA, Bobby, and The Abortion.






"A love of working," who'd have guessed Zaslav is such a Marxist? I doubt this would endear him to those leftoid hacks on strike though.

I want to know Bobby's classification of "Bros".


You took Bud Lite's official number seriously, Mario Suit Bro.

Harper Bazzar hack writes a dissertation on something I summarize here in one sentence: People watch TV for escapism.

Hypocrite. It is Bobby and his ilk who demand Star Wars to be political and anti-imperialist and MCU to be about feminism and Black empowerment.

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I don't know what world Mubi's correspondent is living in, but I have never heard even once that Faye Wong's song "The One In My Dreams" be called "Anthem of Hong Kong"; it is not even her most popular song.

It is very politically insensitive to call some random pop song "Anthem of Hong Kong" (never mind the "National" part) -- Google deliberately pushes vulgar protest songs to top places of "anthem of Hong Kong" searches, and they are mistakenly played at international sporting events (because the organizers were lazy and couldn't be bothered to confirm it with HK sports teams), to the great annoyance of the Hong Kong government. DO NOT TRUST GOOGLE.


What Kevin Ma says is by and large true -- Wong's films are more talked about than seen (for an American equivalent, think Jim Jarmusch). Still he is being unfair to Wong's frequent collaborators, such as cinematographer Christopher Doyle and art director William Cheung Suk-Ping, who are extremely accomplished professionals in their own right. Actor Tony Leung is renowned. Actress Maggie Cheung has a bad heroin habit so she simply vanished.

Oh BTW Bobby if you want to boost your HK "art-house" cred, take a look at Scud (雲翔). 1000% gay; penises everywhere.

On a lower rung of HK Cinema:


Men and women shooting each other.


Surprisingly, Bobby has a crony that is very attached to Citizen Kane, which as you remember Bobby dismissed as the self-insert of "man-child" Orson Welles.

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Can't upload video through Tor; go look for it video yourself. I watched 10 seconds and it seems MatPat is mad that critics gave the Mario Movie low scores.

Admit it: you are too dumb to comprehend cartoons.


I forgot the name of that yellow pony. Fluttershy?

Never mind, the character in the pony wifebeater looks like Bobby, which should be enough reason to shun and mock him.

Ugly Cal-Arts shit. Pitch in your pennies if you want to fulfill someone's project to bang Tara Strong.


Christie's Angel talks about cartoon.

Technically Yer Mum is part of the MCU too.



Bobby worries about the safety of Nick Parrott; he worries that this delicate and Angelic flower cannot withstand the onslaught of Film Twitter.




What shade of blue is this curtain?


Based on a fake story

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Strange, I thought there is no real people on Twitter?



Someone attacks Bobby's another steadfast faith - Consoomerism.

If this were a Bingo sheet, Bobby is winning five times over.


He got the LEGSSSSSS!


Do I need to remind you this is a 39-year-old man?

 

[OutInTheRain]

The Serfs owns Tim Pool by claiming LGBT is just like left-handedness. "I don't think there is a trans indoctrination".

You cannot indoctrinate someone into left-handedness, but you can surely indoctrinate them into LGBT. You actually have to train your left hand before you can claim left-handedness, but you can be LGBT simply by just saying so.

First of all I would like to say, welcome back my fellow retards.
Second of all, I watched some of Stitch and Adam's coverage of The Serfs getting bodied on Tim Pool. You know someone is dumb, when Tim Pool can just slag on literally anything you say, and just shut you down. Anyone who thinks The Serfs put out a good performance is lying. He comes across as an absolute retard. Which is why Blobby probably likes him so much. Retards of a feather.

Nerdotic and MauLer disrespect WGA.

Hats off gentlemen!!! This is the truest of True Believer!

On the whole WGA strike, there are certain things that people should understand, general rules about going on strike. Never strike when your industry is in decline, and never strike when your boss isn't spending his own money.

It may honestly be cheaper to just stop production on all the crap Hollywood is putting out, rather than give into any union demands at this point. I don't think it can be argued at this point that scripted entertainment is in decline. That Hollywood's economic high water mark has passed. The industry is going to get smaller, and fast. DVD sales which were the main point of contention during the 2008 strike are nearly dead. Streaming killed it, just like it's killing Hollywood and it's attempt at rapid content milling.

As well, many studios aren't spending their own money. They spend investor money, Disney doesn't have 250 mil just laying around to shoot a new MCU movie, they get investors onboard. It's one of the reasons everything is so bad right now, and why budgets for films have exploded. Studios right now can just sit on investor money, or spend that to keep afloat, do some wonky accounting, and then go back hat in hand and ask for money, and offer a date with celebrity of their choice.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I shudder at the thought of @Positron's backlog. Damned troons. No wonder Bob simps for them; while he sits in his basement like the useless blob he is, they go out and get things done.

 

[Positron]

Given KF went poof! again for the last 4 days, some of the news here are inevitably out of date. If you're busy, the cliffsnote is this: Bobby is preparing a 9-11 hour long 4-parts series that charts the agonizing death of DCEU, with the first episode (2 hours 48 minutes) on-line now. Twitter finds a new female boss and Elon Musk will step down as he promised.

But if you have an hour or two to waste, stay with me.

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Tim Pool laughs off nutters' accusation that he has blood on his hands.


BBC News combats the "false flag" narrative about the Texan shooter (archive)


Tough-guy decals on your cars turn out to be signs that say "guns inside, please steal".



Reminder that Bob Chipman is a sharpshooter, can bench 300lbs, cracks skulls on barstools, and has survival skills that makes Bear Grylls blush.




If White is an ideology not a tone, then what's wrong with Rachel Dolezal claiming she is not white?

And apparently facial recognition algorithms recognize one's "ideology" too!


White people hate an Uncle Tom, meaning any Black who don't support the Dems and CNN.






Catch all those beaner Nazis!!!


Liberals think the police is there to destroy the environment.




Turns out Florida cannot operate without illegal workers. DeSantis is fucked.

DeSantis should try passing flyers at the WGA pickets, for instance.

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RFK Jr., Captain Obvious:


Liberals are triggered that people clapped at Trump.


Scratched that, Liberals are all on suicide watch!



If a Dem -- such as Biden or Rodham, or even AOC -- spouted such feel-good diplomatese, people will prostrate and weep at his or her feet. But Trump is the Devil. (and Yes the video only recorded two answers.)

I just said rich men often come to their woes through prostitutes. No one in living memory exemplifies this better than Donald Trump (and Johnny Depp, about whom we will hear later).



I don't know why one should feel guilt for making jokes about lying prostitutes.

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As promised, Musk will step down as CEO of Twitter.


While Elona Musk will be the ideal girlboss for Twitter, I think we might get the next best one.


Predictably, nutters yell about leaving Twitter Forevah!!!


Meanwhile Musk found out more "interesting" things.

Barely comprehensible -- and dead wrong -- yamming about "extremely online culture"

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If you say anything bad about trannies, you are certified dead.

"Trans rights" are not human rights; human rights are "trans rights".

Jimmy Dore cannot get his head over the concept of "transbian"; he thought it was a joke from 80s TV. Dore is also surprised when he was told that lesbians who specify that they don't want dicks will be kicked out of dating apps. Nevertheless, he agrees that Dylan Mulvaney is a woman -- in fact, Mulvaney is 105% woman.


Bobby apparently thinks "cat in a blender" videos are part of free speech.

By "violence" Bobby surely doesn't mean cats being horribly killed, but sentences like, "You will never be a woman".


"I will kill you" is also a 4-word-sentence.

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Kirk Cameron thinks God gave children to parents, not to governments, and that nefarious forces are now targeting children at school, with the ultimate aim of undermining the values that made America great and "the killing of God...in America".



What Oliver Jia observes is not limited to Youtube atheists. Among the "public intellectual" atheists, Sam Harris has always been unflinchingly racist, while zero of them has the courage and integrity to speak against the secular creed of Transsexualism, or even address the science of gender differences. The demurred sidestepping of Steven Pinker and Richard Dawkins are especially nauseating, and by so doing they strengthen my personal conviction that no secular morality can ever replace religion.




It is Japanese, not "Janaese". And let's thank Bobby for finding the creepiest angle of everything. Someone in the replies posts that Hokusai print (you know which).

Here's something more down-to-earth: an advert for detachable handles with suction cups.


Some Aussie Chink made a video about having a microchip implanted in her arm. It makes her feels like a sci-fi character and they gave her free cookies after the implantation







Yet the brain of none.

 

[Positron]

Bobby made a 2 hour 48 minute video, and he promises three further parts.




Let it go already! BTW who is Martha?

Someone on Youtube did a breakdown.

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The GOP is determined to determined to dispel the Magic of the Rat.

Of course people with no money could ride private jets to the Capitol.


I'll spare you the dozen tweets of Bobby's cronies talking about crickets.



Not even Polygon is on board with Disney's propaganda.


Another grown man went emo about the Guardians raccoon.




Marvel comic artist finds his work being fed to AI, and he seeks recourse.

Yeah I hope Disney sues every fanfic and fancomic writers too.

Nigger Spider, or Spigger.

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Bobby continues to get upset by something that he decided that no one should get upset about long before: the Rotten Tomato audience score:

I presume only Believers are susceptible to Internet Brain Poison, and all Thinkers are immune. If so then what's so bad about some incurable Believers, non-people who don't matter, missing out on the latest MCU treasure?



Another corpse resurrected through Hollywood necromancy.


No fucking idea. Bobby's first link is his Big Picture episode "Nobody Knows Anything (The Internet Is Stupid Part 2)"; the Second Link is MatPat's Film Theory.

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Bobby-to-Bobby talk.

WTF is he yamming?

New film from the world's favorite Greek auteur since Theo Angelopoulos.

*Shakes fists at Film Twitter*

Bobby cannot figure out why people took his "joke" as an insult.

The truth is that Bobby hates any film-maker esteemed by on-line critics, and feels compelled to blow random brain-farts at them

Wes Anderson seems to be the punching bag du jour for Anti-film Twitter, presumably because they think they can duplicate his aesthetics easily with AI.

I will still watch an AI-generated LoTR feature that consists solely of symmetrical compositions than that Amazon travesty.

More on that Hong Kong movie named The Cat.

The original Chinese title was Old Cat, the same as the book it sorta based on. The Wisely Series of sci-fi/supernatural pulp fiction were ubiquitous in Hong Kong during the 80s, with more than 100 titles, but ultimately failed to leave a legacy -- the same fate as any of the YA series popular in the West during the 00s.

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Bobby knows more about TV than Twitter itself.

Does Bobby watch non-MCU TV? How does he find the time?

Bobby thinks Kevin Feige and James Gunn should get Yellowstone actors to play capeshit characters

Yellowstone Universe, anyone?


Get some sleep Bobby: you're even less coherent than usual.

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Please go fuck yourself. No one needs Hollywood to survive, not even the hacks themselves -- and be glad that you don't live under Bobby's rule, under which the unworthy aren't allowed to breathe

Writers aren't that expensive anyway, so studios starve writers out of sheer spite.

"...perfecting man into machine", hey! Isn't that exactly want Bobby wants? You skip the "Nazi gymbro gigachad" stage and go straight into superherodom without lifting a finger!

During the last Writer Strike of 2010, Todd Philips called WGA "The Whinner's Guild", and Aaron Sorkin questions the motives of those who took part in the strike.



Who? Is he the one Barry Manilow wrote a song about?

What if the last things you see in your life are the boobs of the nurse who takes care of you?

The WGA gave us this, Gentlemen!


Autism Speaks is a wrongthink organization that aim at cures for autism.

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Bobby thinks women in general are as creepy as he is.

What is your pleasure? If it is music, look elsewhere.

Low-budget video of that cheap whore.



I thought Bobby get all his caffeine through Monster Energy Drink?



"Pot, you stink", said Sewer.

I would buy a dozen bottles of Eau de Chipman, as gag gifts.



Complaining about the existence of video-game guides is a form of "policing", according to Lesser Brother's fruity friend.


Lesser Brother changed his Facebook picture to one that shows only his wife and daughter.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Why is Bobby suddenly so interested in gardening apparatus? Is he planning to reproduce by planting part of him in the ground, like a potato tuber?

also why is he making it so obvious that he's never used Adblockers in his life?

Bob, John Walker Flynt will never fuck you, not that I think you really want that.

I think you're confusing Banana Wu with Bolt-on Tits, who is a true and honest commie lesbican.

But yeah, neither of them will even touch his peepee, let alone let him raw dog them.

Anyone who knows media analysis will know that using something, such as human trafficking, as a plot point doesn't mean the creator is making a stand about the subject.

Which is why we know Bob doesn't know media analysis, and is thus a Blue Curtain Analysis "expert".

I call Bullshit. Bob, reading the Wiki is NOT "knowing the source material back to front".

I want to know Bobby's classification of "Bros".

well specifically "Patagonia Vest Bros", which I'm assuming means people who like to wear Outdoors-wear vests. Bob's more specific definition of "Bros" I'm assuming, is a bunch of dudes who say, "Dude! Bro!" to each other and are living embodiments of "toxic masculinity".

Do I need to remind you this is a 39-year-old man?

Makes me wonder what "Oh look, it's the consequences of my own actions" that Chippa is whinging about.

Excellent question, John. Same reason schools are so attractive to pedos. Lots of potential targets, and in the case of a church, the veil of respectability of a religion means that if some kid does tell on them, they're less likely to be believed because some idiots would go, "I can't believe x did that! He's such a GOOD CHRISTIAN!" and assume it's all lies by a "troubled child". Plausible deniability. sorta.

WTF is he yamming?

Bob is accusing Venture Capitalists of being into specifically Nazi eugenics. As such, he is advising De Niro not to fall into this trap.

Who? Is he the one Barry Manilow wrote a song about?

(((Mandy Patinkin))) is an actor. One of the shows he was on, was Criminal Minds in the 2000s. He was also in Alien Nation and was Inigo Montoya in The Princess Bride.

I would buy a dozen bottles of Eau de Chipman, as gag gifts.

I would call it Game OverStinker Eau de Toilette.