Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

Damning with faint praise.
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"Yeah it was kinda shit but I turned my brain off and clapped when I saw it"
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He looks like the Irish faggot that interviewed Keffals for the BBC got a hair cut and dye.
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look at all the fun you can have with https://www.barbieselfie.ai/ !
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I don't know why but it defaults to "This Barbie is an astronaut" every time you create one and that's funnier to me than anything I could create.
 
This Luke guy is hilarious, he posts the same tweet multiple times a day, sometimes multiple times a week. He's constantly posting delusional conspiracy theories that forget things he posted earlier.

Lmao holy fuck actual delusional hysteria. I love the irony of insisting that Elon is gonna astroturf shit in a half dozen tweets with the exact same sentences posted over and over , really coming off as "pot meet kettle" here.
 
I'm pretty sure that Blobby has never met a farmer. They are wealthy on paper, because you know...farmland is expensive. However, farms by and large don't eke out a lot of money. It's not a massively profitable business. Farmer's are not the wealthy elite, the usually work 14 hours a day and aren't exactly social. Just having money doesn't make you bougie, Marx goes over this, of course Blobbo has never actually read any of his work, because it's longer than a tweet. You would also think that Blobbo would be a little more understanding, to the occupation that keeps his ass ever expanding, and his foot forever rotting.

Now, a Bachelor of Agricultural Sciences does exist. However, I grew up around farmers in my formative years and even worked on a few. None of them had degrees, most barely had high school in some cases. A couple took some business and accounting classes in the winter, as those actually added to a farmer's skillset and would help his business. Farming is a skill and to learn a skill you have to actually practice it. That means going out and farming, farmers know this. While I am sure a degree in agriculture, probably helps when you work at Monsanto or Cargill. It probably doesn't help Jimmy who has been growing corn since he was 8, and has an autistic level of knowledge.
Pretty well right. They have money, but are always working. In my experience, a lot of it goes back into the farm, new tractors, tech, fertilizer, that shit. They usually send their sons to welding school as well, after they've already been practicing since childhood, because fuck paying for repairs.
Ana Kasparian notices a rise in anti-white racism, which escalated in the past 3 years. She thinks this climate -- in which white people are blamed for everything under the sun, and the very fact of being white makes you "racist", "hateful" and "promoting white supremacy" -- makes white people even more hesitant to engage in open dialogue. She now casts doubt any accusation of "racism" until she knows the whole story.
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"If you are not racist why are you offended at being called racist?" We shall encounter something very much like this soon.
That's nice for you Robert. It's because you hate yourself and think you're a racist that must atone for his sins. You are, but in the Leftest way.
Amazon streaming
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You don't dump the kind of cash Amazon does and not expect a return. Sure, bumping off the competition would be nice, but Rings of Power was supposed to be that Silver .38 Special, the bullet to bring down the biggest whale of cash. Instead, it floundered.
COVID, or more accurately the Believers refusal not to go to Applebee's, meant movies couldn't come out so Bob couldn't review them and with his patrons having to cut back because of Trumpsuckers wrecking the economy by refusing to not send everyone a living wage rather than force them outside into danger cutting back their subscriptions to Bob's essential content was the most obvious move. Especially since they could get it for free anyway. Then January 6th happened and everyone needed to save their cash incase the Believers ended our democracy.

If you ever get sent back in time to a more impoverished time in human development, remember to tell them how a fat dumb guy from Boston got nearly $50,000 a year for telling people his stupid opinions about children's stories every so often.
Bob refusing to admit that people COULDN'T go to Applebee's is just sad and funny. Especially since he was earning 50k. You can live in a lot of places, even now, on that, if you're willing to cut your budget. The reason we saved our cash was A: couldn't go to many places, B: You can only buy so much shit off Amazon before you catch up, and C: bad times, like now, were coming.
 
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This is getting annoying. If I were trollish I'd have written a reader's note.
HAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED YOU INSIGNIFICANT FAT BABY!

"Waaaaaaaah! You can't use my own words against me! This is doctored!"

I went and checked this I_luv_HBK account and they look legit. They've been around since 2009 and up until 2022 she is gushing over WWE and tweeting pictures of her cats.
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2 black cats and an orange tabby cat, just like in his handle
She also lives in Wisconsin
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She also is not vaccinated
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Something happened last year to make ya boi Sharlene break and I don't know exactly what. I'm think that this autistic woman's dog died and she couldn't handle it like Bob and went all "No God for me!"
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But really I think she's just an autistic feminist who got mad that Clarence Thomas took away her reproductive rights, that were never gonna get used anyways, and she went full Chipman. Speaking of Chipman, I could find no interaction between her and him and discovered where she found the screencap.
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As you can see she got a shit ton of like on a screen cap she found on pintrest and that's why she still uses it. So much for the "documented instigator of terrorist misinformation directed at my account". Is he talking about Meg? Is he talking about Sharlene? Who knows or cares! Bob is long past the point of getting any good faith.

and because Bob claims there's context missing,
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and the context for his quote tweeted, limp wristed quip
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Whatever that Regressipedia said is gone. I couldn't find an archive of it or Bob's tweet which he still has up for some retarded reason. The best I can garner from the sub tweets is that the yeeted tweet said something about conservatives being hunted down.
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None of it changes the fact that he fully supports attacking, not even in retaliation, up to and including killing anyone he deems a nazi just for the crime of existing WHICH HE SAYS HIMSELF
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Get fucked you fucking loser. That "report this person who's posting what I fully admitted was exactly what I said because I'm fucking stupid" tweet in a day and a half has gotten zero comments or quote tweets. It's buried because no one wants to save Bob from himself, especially when his argument is that it's a doctored picture because it has his old photo and handle on it when it's clearly an old screen grab. It is absolutely insulting to anyone with a modicum of intellect and internet savy. Not even Arkle liked or retweeted it. Lass Library liked it but he's a troon who lies for money so that kinda makes sense. Even he couldn't be bothered to retweet it. There's this Gojira007 guy that I've seen around before who liked AND retweeted Bob AND WHAT'S THIS?
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1.2 MILLION tweets and he's on Bluesky. Give Bob that invite you autistic faggot. You love your Bob don't you? I wanna see Bob kicked out of yet another community he wants to be a part of because he's a white trash Masshole. It's a win-win.


Oh and this is most likely Sharlene btw
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kinda fits the image of someone who created their account talk about Shawn Michaels and wrestling.

He dropped below $4k back in May 2021 and has been steadily losing income ever since.

Let's see, his highest rating was $4638 in Nov 2020, right in the middle of the pandemic, so I don't think Covid was actually to blame for Bob losing his income. Right now he's at his lowest at $2540, almost half in the last 31 months. And 4638-2540 is $2098, divided by 31 is $67.68 lost a month on average. Although lately its petered out to $30 a month, so by Christmas he'll be under $2400 unless he can pull some miracle out of his ass, but that's unlikely.
Wasn't that bump in 2020 when The Escapist threw his ass out the door the second time?
 
You beloved male heros are worthless and Suebosses are here to stay. Consoom your slop proles!
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I don't get Vinals's comparison. We don't mind women affecting a man's choice and the path he takes; we don't even mind when women make a man examine his motivations and preoccupations, thus nudging him to become a better person. What we mind very much is a woman taking a capable man's place because she is by fiat better in every way. It is as if Circe kills Odysseus and marries Penelope, and they lezzed out happily ever after.
I've always hated this reductionist line of thought, the same principle that leads feminists to unironically demand that women be allowed to rule over all of society for a few millennia to balance out the entirety of recorded history where men were in charge. So because we've had traditional heroes in most fiction since the dawn of civilization, Bob thinks it's perfectly justified to shove out shitty stories where those heroes are denigrated in favor of more progressive replacements. Not only that, this trope has not already worn out its welcome due to its constant abuse by untalented hacks, and we should clap like seals every time we see it.

People should be able to write what they want and create what they want without social media mobs and "critics" like Bob demanding that it appeal to their sensibilities. Let the market decide what it wants to see, and if it hurts your feefees that it's not what you think they should be watching, then shut the fuck up.
Capeshit / box office / The plague. I don't have the spoons to summarize.
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Okay, let's test Bobby's hypothesis. His statement is that No Way Home was only as successful as it was because it was an MCU Spider-Man film, and it wasn't the nostalgia gimmick of seeing the previous two incarnations of the character in one final outing.
First, let's look at the box office for the movies, and adjusted for inflation:
  • Spider-Man: $825 million, $1.4 billion adjusted
  • Spider-Man 2: $789 million, $1.27 billion adjusted
  • Spider-Man 3: $895 million, $1.31 billion adjusted
  • The Amazing Spider-Man: $758 million, $1 billion adjusted
  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2: $709 million, $910 million adjusted
  • Spider-Man: Homecoming: $880 million, $1.09 billion adjusted
  • Spider-Man: Far From Home: $1.13 billion, $1.34 billion adjusted
  • Spider-Man: No Way Home: $1.92 billion, $2.15 billion adjusted
So the original trilogy brought in almost $4 billion in today's numbers, and the ASM movies took home nearly $2 billion. The MCU movies together made $4.5 billion in total, which is certainly the most, but not much above the originals. You'll also notice the massive jump between FFH and NWH, where it made almost double the previous movie.

But Bob says that this is because it's an MCU Spider-Man movie, and it's the MCU brand that got butts in seats. Okay, then how does he reconcile that with the utterly anemic performance of every movie prior to that? Black Widow, Shang Chi, and Eternals all made around $400 million globally, so clearly the Marvel brand wasn't guaranteeing success. And he can blame the coof all he wants, people were still getting their asses in theaters that year. His beloved lizard vs. monke movie made more than any of those three did months before they came out, as did the fairly forgettable Venom sequel. Hell, F9 made nearly double thanks to the power of family.

Okay, what if it's the combination of MCU and Spider-Man? Again, you'd have to account for the gross disparity between the first two and the third; if MCU+Spidey were such a winning combo, then you'd expect all three to have similar box office returns. Instead, the first two performed at about the average level of other MCU movies, and it was only the third that was an exceptional success. Thus, you'd have to account for the disparity, and the only difference is the multiple Spideys.
In conclusion, Bob's a retard.
Pixar bullshit
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People being surprised that Hollywood is full of assholes will never not be amusing to me. Lasseter might have been a dick and a creepy sex pervert, but he clearly must have known something with regards to animation. Post-Lasseter Pixar has done nothing but forgettable flops and shameless cash grabs. (Not to defend the guy against his inappropriate behavior, but frankly, if you're in Hollywood, it's going to happen, and it's naive to assume otherwise.)
HAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED YOU INSIGNIFICANT FAT BABY!

"Waaaaaaaah! You can't use my own words against me! This is doctored!"
I really don't get why he's insisting it's a doctored tweet when it's clearly not. The only change is someone erased the linked tweet he was replying to, but that didn't change the substance of his message. And no, you don't get to back out of this one by saying "I didn't mean punch all conservatives, just the Nazis!" when you've been calling every Republican literal Hitler for at least a decade now. Hell, your current favorite line is to throw everyone you hate to lions, so if anything, you've gotten worse.
Wasn't that bump in 2020 when The Escapist threw his ass out the door the second time?
Yep, sure was. It was likely his last major outpouring of public support as well, as people were somewhat sympathetic towards him for having lost his job and threw some more money his way. Then barely a month later, he torpedoed his Patreon rebound with the Lindsey Ellis incident, and thus began his downward spiral. Despite his occasional plug, it has not made a significant gain since then, and now that he has an even worse public image than before, he's unlikely to gain much in the way of new subs.
 
Have any of Blob's tweets ever gotten community notes?
Bob can't even get banned after losing the safety of his checkmark because of how irrelevant he is. Anybody who's part of the community notes program, and you can't just sign up for it on a burner account, has no idea who the hell he even is outside of maybe his Pixels review or Lindsey's spanking.
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I wonder if the new addition to his profile makes up for losing his legacy checkmark?
Nothing will ever make up for his loss of the only piece of power and fame he's ever had.
 
I'm surprised that Bobby gets his BlueSky account so soon. According to a sleuth they hand out invites quotas at glacial paces, even to very active users.
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Tall woman Banana Wu doesn't consider Bobby "friend". This must hurt.
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Curry nutter promises to shut down agencies that fail -- in particular the Department of Education -- if he becomes president. He has a "clear plan" to lay off 75% of federal employees, and he thinks the Constitution affords no protection to such mass firings.
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Some woman went nuts on a plane. From Yahoo News.
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We should be thankful that Bobby only ever gets egregiously stupid on Twitter.

Still on the airline business, let's have a story about the legendary French hospitality.
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Forget Air Bud; how about Air Blood?


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Content warning: he dresses up as a chocolate fudge ice-cream ball again.


An informal poll for all living adults (i.e. not Flexo): What do you think was the biggest Disney theatrical hit ever?
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Bobby finds a kindred spirit.
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Like Batman, Superman shouldn't evolve.
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Nice to see Bobby remains Cuties's Number One Defender, if not Number One Fan.

If you wonder what Bobby means by "He changes like Sailor Moon now"
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Bobby thinks any digital film recording and editing is "CGI".
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Jim Caviezel
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Five Nights at Fatties.
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Riverdance and the cycle of consoom.
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Fake Tits feels that her wings were clipped.
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Bob is making $2500 a month. Minimum wage in Mass is $15 an hour, which comes out to $2600 a month.

His ass is making less than minimum wage.

Literally find any full time minimum wage job Bob, and you're going to be equal with some fresh out of high school chuds
Typical ignorant Believers, you completely ignore how Bob is building essential capital that will be necessary in the SUPERIOR FUTURE. Rather than choosing to become obsolete like you "persons" he is investing in line with the call of Natural Selection. Drop your superstitions and get with the science.
 
Content warning: he dresses up as a chocolate fudge ice-cream ball again.
He barely talks about the movie in this, he just talks about how everyone (Read: Critical Drinker) is being disingenuous and not talking about whether the movie is good or not and is too focused on whether or not the movie can make its money back, which no one should care about unless they're a share holder, and that doesn't matter because anyone who cares about that is too poorly informed for their opinion to matter anyway. It's excessive coping for a movie he says is fine, then gives an 8 because he's a shill.
BobMob we got Null to mention his utter disdain for Bob. When he croaks we might get a five minute summary of Bob's existence from Null!
Moviebob, the creature so disgusting not even Metokur or Null can handle talking about him for too long.
 
Moviebob, the creature so disgusting not even Metokur or Null can handle talking about him for too long.
Null doesn't talk much about him because Bob doesn't do much. If Bob were more like Ethan Ralph or Nick Fuentes, I'm sure Null would be more willing to talk.

BobMob we got Null to mention his utter disdain for Bob. When he croaks we might get a five minute summary of Bob's existence from Null!
Imagine: you die at sixty, and the only record of your life are your poorly made YouTube videos, a thread on a New Zealand bird forum, and some fat guy in Serbia's five minute shoutout in an internet stream.

Remember that the next time you're tempted to be mad at The Bob.
 
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