Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Flexo]

I don't think Bob has the guts for a hooker. Even if he hauled ass to Nevada to go full Russel Greer for a day, I think he'd need more than gas station boner pills to get it up. This is a man that has atrophied not only his body but his soul. We would need next level shit just to make this physically possible, i'm talking about enough testosterone to knock out a horse. Then there's courage. MAYBE if he was drunk enough, MAYBE it could happen.

man, i feel like for his 50th birthday this entire board should chip and send him like a pocket pussy.

 

[WelperHelper99]

man, i feel like for his 50th birthday this entire board should chip and send him like a pocket pussy.

I'd donate 10 bucks to the cause, for the meme

 

[Mola Ram]

I'd donate 10 bucks to the cause, for the meme

Agreed, but do we name it "Peach" or "Lindsay"?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Agreed, but do we name it "Peach" or "Lindsay"?

Obviously Peach, she's the only woman who never rejected him

 

[Koby_Fish]

What NKBTN says is likely true. Believing seems to be the default state of mental processing and disbelieving requires active effort. This said, you cannot blame Biology on your being credulous: you do have the capacity for disbelief, and it is your prerogative and (arguably) responsibility exercise it, to sort out and verify what you believe and what you don't.

Bob's not just an asshole, he's a stupid asshole pretending he's a smart asshole, poorly. Not being a Believer doesn't render him invulnerable to being stupid, or at least, as stupid as the MAGAnaiseghoulen.

I agree that most people are neither smart nor creative. I'm not sure if I want to call most people "good", but I do believe that most people are not actively malicious like Bobby is.

Bob's still clinging to Belief, in some small way. The Church believes that no, Humanity is NOT 'naturally good'. Humanism maintains that deep down, Humans are naturally good, and it's only society/nature/nurture that corrupt humanity (but HOW could "society" corrupt GOOD humanity, if society is MADE of Naturally Good Humans?!). Bob's kind of on the Humanistic side of things even though he probably wouldn't call himself a Humanist, as Humanists think there will be a Soopeeryah Fyootchah as Humans evolve.

Those who are actively malicious, like Bob, tend to have personality disorders/mental illnesses.

You dumbfuck, the Eucharist is supposed to be a symbolic way to receive the Holy Spirit within oneself. "This is my flesh, and this is my blood," said Jesus to his Disciples as he shared bread and wine with them in the Last Supper, and the tradition is to evoke this part.

And this humanoid porcine claims to have studied Christian traditions and scriptures. Bet he thinks one must practice cannibalism in order to acquire somebody's soul.

Besides, what in all fucks does this have to do with transgenderism?

Even as a non-catholic, the image with the quote about changing genders and jesus being a "biscuit" has to be the most retarded take I've ever seen. Filthy Lutherans like me don't believe in Transubstantiation the way the Catholics do - they believe the bread and wine is literally transformed into Jesus' body and blood, thus the dig about "Jesus can be a biscuit" - but we still believe in something called "the Real Presence". However, even taking Transubstantiation at face value, this implied argument makes no sense. Jesus is God, He can do whatever he wants. Humans are not God and thus can no more be a "biscuit/cracker/bread" than they can change their biological sex. The "meme" has an entire category error going in their logic.

Jesus probably COULD change his gender if He wanted to, but he's not going to. But Him being a "biscuit" has no bearing on whether a human can switch genders in a meaningful biological way.

Exceptional individuals probably think "well if you can believe that Jesus can be a "biscuit" then you can believe that men can be women and vice-versa" because they see Jesus as unreal and ridiculous just as the "Believers" think that a man becoming a woman is ridiculous. So it's all just a convoluted version of this meme:

haha someone get Bob some aloe for that fucking nuclear burn at the end there. Indeed "I talk about people that don't exist while telling people they don't exist while they complain about people who don't exist doing it wrong, while I complain about people who don't exist doing it wrong, except I GET PAID, Friendo!" is definitely not the Pwn Bob thinks it is. Especially since he's not being paid all that well for it.

So, Bob. Does this mean anyone can complain about people that doesn't reals in your eyes if they are also getting paid to do so? Asking for a friend.

You voted for the traffic mismanagement Bobby. Remember that.

also, knowing this about Boston, you'd think Bob would know about alternate routes, back roads, and oh I don't know, keeping up with the local traffic reports and leaving the goddamn house EARLIER to make sure he gets there in time.

Are there really no proper alternate routes in Bawhstuhn?

One of the most spiteful things I've heard from Blob about other people in a minute. Basically 90% of people are stupid according to him. That's who he would genocide. Good grief Bobby, go on a walk, drink some chocolate milk to get happy.

Bob's so stupid he doesn't understand how the intelligence curve works. 90% of people CAN'T be stupid. Or at least not the level of stupid that Bob assumes. That's not how that works.

Bob, you don't even have a car, at least the turtles have their party bus, shut the fuck up about Boston traffic

Bob does actually have a mid 2010s Toyota riceburner, he was thinking of trading it in for a non-existent electric Hyundai Santa Fe or Santa Cruz or some shit.

How does he type shit like this and never once think "y'know, that really sounds unhinged"? The complete lack of self-awareness would almost be parodic if we didn't have copious evidence he means every word.

Two types of people are completely incapable of self-reflection: Untreated/undiagnosed and/or severe autists, and people with severe personality disorders. Bob is both of those.

Bob seems blissfully unaware about the constant revolution required in leftist thought. Once one battle is won, they're already moving on to the next one, illustrated most recently with the "gay rights -> trans rights" pipeline. Those activist organizations weren't going to stop agitating once gay marriage was legalized, so they had to find something new to fight about. Leftists never see an end to the fight because their utopia is still far off in the distance and requires even more effort to reach.

And this coming from Bob who does nothing but scream into the void and fight with literally everyone he sees. I guess it wouldn't be a Bob tweet without copious amounts of projection.

Bob's so stupid he says he doesn't like communism because he likes his stuff, but he spews commie talking points and has no fucking clue.

 

[Positron]

I'm actually rather surprised that Blobby hasn't done the Chris-chan thing and just hired a hooker to deal with his virginity problem.

He probably has, but he is not retarded enough to announce it.

Bob's still clinging to Belief, in some small way. The Church believes that no, Humanity is NOT 'naturally good'. Humanism maintains that deep down, Humans are naturally good, and it's only society/nature/nurture that corrupt humanity (but HOW could "society" corrupt GOOD humanity, if society is MADE of Naturally Good Humans?!).

Humanism believes that humans have the potential to be good and, if given the choice of good and evil, will tend to choose good. Whether this credo came from Christianity, Socrates-Plato, or what they imagine to be Science, is too complicated to discuss. And of course you have all witnessed the contemporary Dualistic development in Humanism -- the separation of the all-bad (white, heterosexual males secure in their own sex) which corrupts the all-good (everyone else).



Ana Kasparian has a message for the privileged kids who steal shit from stores because mah socialism: "maybe you should show an ounce of concern for the laborers".

I don't know what that flaggy fag means to say.

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CSAM is "child sexual abuse material". The account they are talking about might belong to one "Dom Lucre". I don't know the whole story, but from what I can gather, Lucre posts a picture or video of a girl rescued from a mission...

...which turns on all the projectors on the Right Side of History.

Fortunately, the left doesn't have to "play-act revulsion"; they can openly relish in all the pre-teen sexuality displayed in Cuties. I don't think Bobby is as degenerate as to be sexually aroused by a one-year-old, but doubtless many of his peers on the left do -- this is the inevitable, degenerate result of a people who reject God.






Your point being?

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"The Rat is at the forefront of exploitative practices, and Bobby is defensive or silent," you'll hear me repeat this line very often in the future.


Bobby wants studio CEOs to stand in front of the camera hocking their shit -- because it is what Walt Disney did, it can never become Obsolete.


MCU shit.




Bobby theorizes that Youtube critics have to play contrarian with MCU now that every mainstream outlet has its own MCU geek.

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As expected, children are bored by the Barbie movie.



I really didn't know playing with Barbie helps girls grow up, but it seems I'm in good company.

Toys, toys, toys.






We are currently being DDoSed by mentally-ill men, so I'm posting a shorter update.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob's so stupid he says he doesn't like communism because he likes his stuff, but he spews commie talking points and has no fucking clue.

I really think it's more like how he's not an atheist's or a feminist. He hates being labeled with such pedestrian and obvious labels.

Neat. If he's guilty, kill him. In the meantime, James Gordon Meek

Was an ABC reporter who deboonked pizzagate as a Qanon conspiracy. In February he was arrested for possession of child porn and a week ago pled guilty to it

https://nypost.com/2023/07/21/ex-abc-news-reporter-james-gordon-meek-faces-minimum-5-years-in-child-porn-case/

https://archive.ph/SWSX6

He also bragged that he raped a toddler.

https://www.justice.gov/opa/press-release/file/1566416/download

I don't think I've seen Bob talk about this. Kinda weird because I can quote him saying to kill (tbf he said launch into the sun) pedophiles when non-people were bugging him over his anger about Sound of Freedom.

SEE HOW FUCKING EASY THIS IS BLOBERT? Eat shit faggot.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I really think it's more like how he's not an atheist's or a feminist. He hates being labeled with such pedestrian and obvious labels.

Neat. If he's guilty, kill him. In the meantime, James Gordon Meek
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Was an ABC reporter who deboonked pizzagate as a Qanon conspiracy. In February he was arrested for possession of child porn and a week ago pled guilty to it

https://nypost.com/2023/07/21/ex-abc-news-reporter-james-gordon-meek-faces-minimum-5-years-in-child-porn-case/

https://archive.ph/SWSX6

He also bragged that he raped a toddler.

https://www.justice.gov/opa/press-release/file/1566416/download

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I don't think I've seen Bob talk about this. Kinda weird because I can quote him saying to kill (tbf he said launch into the sun) pedophiles when non-people were bugging him over his anger about Sound of Freedom.

SEE HOW FUCKING EASY THIS IS BLOBERT? Eat shit faggot.

Dr. Pizza 2

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Ana Kasparian has a message for the privileged kids who steal shit from stores because mah socialism: "maybe you should show an ounce of concern for the laborers".

I don't know what that flaggy fag means to say.

Point 1 is intended to debunk the claim that these cities are "defunding the police." Both are stupid; it's not the lack of a police presence, it's the fact no judge or DA is willing to convict criminals.

Point 2 is even more asinine. "Wage theft" is failure to pay employees what they're owed. Wage theft is actionable, and will absolutely result in a lawsuit. He probably means people aren't getting paid higher wages in areas prone to theft. In light of rampant theft, it's understandable: stores are losing money on stolen merchandise, which they usually factor into their accounting. However, they're losing so much product in places with high theft that businesses are unable to recoup their costs. These idiots have no clue how money or economics work.

Bobby wants studio CEOs to stand in front of the camera hocking their shit -- because it is what Walt Disney did, it can never become Obsolete.

Established businesses aren't willing to take a chance on an untested idea. One group that got lucky with their untested idea was the guys behind Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared. They found huge success, and because of that success a major television group was willing to take a chance. This isn't the 1920s and 30s, Robert. The market is tight, and animation is a low-profit business.

"The Rat is at the forefront of exploitative practices, and Bobby is defensive or silent," you'll hear me repeat this line very often in the future.

Your screenplay is only good for one show/movie. The AI can work all the shows and movies, indefinitely.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I don't know what that flaggy fag means to say.

he's justifying the shoplifting by saying the poor workers get stolen from by the employers far more, also complaining about cities not defunding the police as if defunding the police would solve any problem (other than The Revolution). So the workers should just sit there and take the shoplifting because somehow that makes up for "wage theft" (however that works) and the workers should go after employers for "wage theft" (however that is defined). Since ackshual wage theft (failing to pay employees) is ackshually illegal, companies and bosses can get in trouble over it - so it's likely the accusations of "wage theft" (if unrelated to a deficit due to said shoplifting) are simply accusations of workers being grossly underpaid, even though the persons employed agreed to the wages they were hired on.

Your point being?

apparently meeting a 17 or 18 year old (I guess? Maybe 16 if we're pushing it) and then later marrying them at 21 is "groomer" shit cuz dude was 45 at the time, so something something "Groomer". And yeah, OK, huge age gaps can be icky as hell, I get it. But they're not illegal as long as everyone is of age.

I really think it's more like how he's not an atheist's or a feminist. He hates being labeled with such pedestrian and obvious labels.

Bob's only real identity is "The Right Side of History, Friendo!"

 

[Arthur Morgan]

"My character flaw is that I'm an asshole"

Oh Bob, don't sell yourself short. You have way more character flaws than that.

I'm actually rather surprised that Blobby hasn't done the Chris-chan thing and just hired a hooker to deal with his virginity problem.

I mean...time is running out for Blob as the beetus is slowly but surely working his way thru his foot. I know his ego won't let him actually accept the fact he's going to die alone and a virgin, in his mind his perfect waifu is always just around the corner, just one more ass licking tweet away from falling to her knees and worshiping that stubby mushroom he carries between those thunder thighs.

But how long until reality sinks in I wonder? Time only goes by faster as you get old so before Blobby blinks twice he'll be 50 years old and still a virgin with rage.

Move soon Bob...the clock she is a tickin

I don't think his pride will let him. Assuming, of course, he knew how to find a hooker.

He's probably too scared it'd be a sting and he'd get arrested. I double checked, yes it's illegal in Mass. He'd have to fly out to Nevada to safely fuck a prostitute, he could even go to the Playboy Ranch and fuck what he probably assumes are center fold chicks. But he doesn't have the money to do either. He doesn't even have the money for the cab fare.

Also, Bob is 42. Considering how old he looks, and how he's having trouble standing up for his videos these days, I don't think he's making it to 50.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

apparently meeting a 17 or 18 year old (I guess? Maybe 16 if we're pushing it) and then later marrying them at 21 is "groomer" shit cuz dude was 45 at the time, so something something "Groomer". And yeah, OK, huge age gaps can be icky as hell, I get it. But they're not illegal as long as everyone is of age.

It's definitely gross, but someone marrying another person who is much older of their own accord is not grooming.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Your point being

apparently meeting a 17 or 18 year old (I guess? Maybe 16 if we're pushing it) and then later marrying them at 21 is "groomer" shit cuz dude was 45 at the time, so something something "Groomer". And yeah, OK, huge age gaps can be icky as hell, I get it. But they're not illegal as long as everyone is of age.

Thing is it wasn't even straight out of high school like Bob is trying to make the connection. They got married at 21. At that point, you can drink, smoke, and buy pistols to your hearts desire. Not to mention you're a bit more mature at that point. The age gap is steep, but it's not so steep to go "he brainwashed her!"

Ana Kasparian has a message for the privileged kids who steal shit from stores because mah socialism: "maybe you should show an ounce of concern for the laborers".

I don't know what that flaggy fag means to say.

Faggy flag, when someone steals from a store, notbonly do they risk getting hurt but the employees risk getting hurt or shot. That's the real price of theft

I really think it's more like how he's not an atheist's or a feminist. He hates being labeled with such pedestrian and obvious labels.

He hates labels because it's harder to call him out on bullshit if he denys all of them.

Neat. If he's guilty, kill him. In the meantime, James Gordon Meek
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Was an ABC reporter who deboonked pizzagate as a Qanon conspiracy. In February he was arrested for possession of child porn and a week ago pled guilty to it

https://nypost.com/2023/07/21/ex-abc-news-reporter-james-gordon-meek-faces-minimum-5-years-in-child-porn-case/

https://archive.ph/SWSX6

He also bragged that he raped a toddler.

https://www.justice.gov/opa/press-release/file/1566416/download

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I don't think I've seen Bob talk about this. Kinda weird because I can quote him saying to kill (tbf he said launch into the sun) pedophiles when non-people were bugging him over his anger about Sound of Freedom.

SEE HOW FUCKING EASY THIS IS BLOBERT? Eat shit faggot.

Bob could take easy W's like this, but because he's on his side, he shuts the fuck up. Your brain on Twitter everyone

 

[Mr Processor]

I don't think his pride will let him. Assuming, of course, he knew how to find a hooker.

It's going to be hard for him to do that while he is living with his Mom. "Hi Mom, this is Candy! She's going to come to my bedroom to admire my empty beer can collection and eat a small quantity of McDonalds with me! For about a half-hour! Please don't disturb us!"

Well, maybe Salma Hayek will be charmed by the fact that he wants to feed her to a lion because she prayed to God.

See normally people like Bob believe tomboys should solve their problems with gender reassignment surgery. If only she had grown up during our enlightened modern age.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It's going to be hard for him to do that while he is living with his Mom. "Hi Mom, this is Candy! She's going to come to my bedroom to admire my empty beer can collection and eat a small quantity of McDonalds with me! For about a half-hour! Please don't disturb us!"

That hooker is sopping wet just staring at his in box star wars action figures. Good lord, I doubt he EVER vacuums his room. Reminds me I should dust my Gundams lol, make those bad boys look fresh.

Well, maybe Salma Hayek will be charmed by the fact that he wants to feed her to a lion because she prayed to God.
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See normally people like Bob believe tomboys should solve their problems with gender reassignment surgery. If only she had grown up during our enlightened modern age.

Bob not wanting that babe because she prays (admittedly for something pretty vain, but it's the thought that counts). He wants either a wine aunt or a porcelain princess rendered in N64 polygons like Princess Peach. Oh and they'll make him teddies and basically be Mom 2.0 Hard thing to find, lucky for our amusement.

 

[Positron]

Well, maybe Salma Hayek will be charmed by the fact that he wants to feed her to a lion because she prayed to God.

Christianity is evil but at least God gave us Selma Hayek's boobs to gawk at.
BTW according to Wikipedia, Hayek is no longer a practicing Catholic, so she is in the same boat as Bobby.


No I don't know about that, or how the Barbie screenshot has anything to do what what the post says.


If you don't recognize why the holocaust was the best thing ever to happen to jews, giving them a "nation", a rich sugar-daddy country who lets jews rip off their own countrymen, and a perennial get-out-of-jail free card called "That's Antisemitism Goy!!!", you have zero critical thinking skills.

Greg Gutfeld, holocaust wrongthinker.


No matter how antisemitic you are, you can never top Elon Musk (this of course doesn't mean we shouldn't try harder).

Archive of jewish wank-piece for chuckles.

PragerU teaches white kids that black people still suffers racism, and urges them to treat black people with respect -- but they should not feel guilty for historical injustices that they have played no part in. In other words, PragerU is teaching kids to become small-case thinkers, not Capital-T Thinkers. To the left this is apostasy.

That one should learn History in order to avoid the mistake of the past is a belief that I never subscribe to. Every generation thinks its situation is unique, and it is only in retrospect that someone recognize, "Ah, the exact same shit 200 years ago!"

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Anyone against the Teachers' Union is a Believer.


Biden saved the US economy.

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Of course it is not a studio job!! It is the job to replace studios altogether!

This is what Hollywood Reporter says. I don't know how Bobby drew his conclusions, especially the AI-experts are explicitly tasked with "push(ing) the limits of what AI tools can create". Also $180k is a fucking rip-off for a specialized, highly technical position.






#ItsAllConnected


Lesbun sociopaths.


Someone consoomed Marioland ahead of Bobby.


Fan Club takes on Nerdrotic's fan on Bobby's behalf.

 

[Mr Processor]

Christianity is evil but at least God gave us Selma Hayek's boobs to gawk at.
BTW according to Wikipedia Hayek is no longer a practicing Catholic, so she is in the same boat as Bobby.

Looks like she joined a new age religion, so Bob would probably still despise her as a Believer just as he despises Tom Cruise. But maybe he wouldn't feed her to lions, since I think that's something he only wants to do to Christians.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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No I don't know about that, or how the Barbie screenshot has anything to do what what the post says.

Give me a Source Bob.

says.


If you don't recognize why the holocaust was the best thing ever to happen to jews, giving them a "nation", a rich sugar-daddy country who lets jews rip off their own countrymen, and a perennial get-out-of-jail free card called "That's Antisemitism Goy!!!", you have zero critical thinking skills.

Bob if you can't notice the infinite grift glitch and how they're panicking that zoomers 80 years later don't seem to care, you're retarded.

Anyone against the Teachers' Union is a Believer.

No other factions, just smart and dumb, no nuanced positions. Nice take Bob. Teachers unions are a curse that keep bad teachers on payroll and gatekeep good candidates out.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob could take easy W's like this, but because he's on his side, he shuts the fuck up. Your brain on Twitter everyone

Pat Tomlinson does this all the time.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Pat Tomlinson does this all the time.

There is a reason Bob is a certified Internet tough guy. Willing to make takes that would be retarded to say in person. Just like Pat. Unlike Pat, he's been lucky enough not to end up in court