Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Arthur Morgan]

I'm not certain about the Christian thing. I'm not seeing anything about him being religious. I think Bob is just using Kevin Sorbo as a generic insult. I'm pretty sure Bob got dismissive of Cavill after he was outted as an actual nerd who built his own PCs, knew actual deep lore of 40k, is super buff/handsome, and was very vocal about the Witcher series screwing with the cannon and generally disrespecting the story to the point of Henry leaving. Henry is one of those fans that bob really hates but instead of being the caricature of a nerd, like Bob is, he's a rich guy who takes care of himself, soaks panties, and paints miniatures. So there's that and then there's something he said recently about being threatened by Robert Paterson in the Twilight movies.

Also, he's not a fan of the right things. He didn't have a role in the Mario movie, which if he was a true nerd he would want to be in and not something Bob doesn't like, like the Witcher or 40k. If Cavill was a true nerd, he'd be in the next MCU movie and do exactly what he was told by the producers even if it goes completely against the comic book character, because comic books don't matter in Bob's eyes so a true nerd would not consider them worth defending at all. Building a PC is something tech bros do, and any bros are automatically mayo ghouls.

It's hilarious that Bob actually liked his Superman in Man of Steel, but then immediately turned on him once it looked like the DC movies might rival the MCU and then he did a full 180 to defend his precious Fiege.

 

[Positron]

Shooter killed three people in Jacksonville and then killed himself. The cops claim he specifically shot niggers and has left behind three manifestos. Happenings thread.




Rainbow vultures like Big Al are waiting for exactly this time.

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Bobby stop being racist challenge. Instant fail.


If you think the Democrat Party is ever fascist, you must be imagining things.

So Native Americas are "imagining things" with their Dreamcatchers? As I just said Bobby cannot survive a stop being racist challenge.


Yup. Bobby knew about Lula and Bolsonaro all along.

A girl and her mother escape the transsexual cult. The temerity! How dare you say no to what we think will make you happy?


Zoosexual rights are human rights -- or should it be animal rights? Why is everything so confusing?

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Oliver Anthony.


Junk food.




From junk food in America to paternity testing in French.



Question for people fluent in French: does the English "literally" as rhetorical emphasis idiomatically translates to "littéralement" in French?

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Mark Ruffalo plays the Hulk in the Marvel movies.

An actor "playing" a CGI creature. He sounds necessary.

Speaking of that creature.



Yet that hardly prevented Bobby from giving suggestions to Feige and Gunn.

There is a lot of box-office masturbation in this update.







Why should political commentators comment on some trash being popular? The "shoutybeard subhumanoids" have made their voice heard already and I doubt they have more to add.


This is not even a script. How does an actor portray "seeing the future"? And how does she supposed to feel as she "sees the future"? Hope? Ambition? Regret? Dread? Lost?

M. Night Shyamalan's Signs. There is a reason no Christian has ever used this film as a parable of faith.

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The very, very oppressed and very, very starving WGA parasites find the time to mass-harass someone.

I guess it is okay because they are "punching up", no?


Indeed, don't insult pigs: every part of a pig is useful.

Carol Lombardini is the president of AMPTP. Her frank comment has sent WGA parasites digging up her dirt.





Yup. This is what these people count as good writing -- still better than the piece by Greta Gerwig shown above though.

Mark Frost, of all people, doesn't mind people sullying the memory of Twin Peaks with AI -- at least until people told him it was AI.



What a bunch of beautiful people, at least one has made Bobby horny on main.




Bobby put up a highly-pixelated review of a film called The Last Voyage of the Demeter ("A Dracula on a boat movie") 2 days ago and did not mention it on Twitter.

 

[Mr Processor]

Tim Pool aside, I wonder how Bob manages to convince himself that Wal*Mart and Amazon secretly hate Black Live Matter? I mean you'd think he'd like Wal*Mart given it's association with Queen Hillary, and Amazon for it's embrace of woke culture.

I guess the problem here, is he thinks BLM itself is sincere, and not a grift. Or, more likely, he's pretending he thinks BLM is sincere and not a grift because they are on the side that he hopes to join as part of the "in" crowd.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Zoosexual rights are human rights -- or should it be animal rights? Why is everything so confusing?

Bob is trying to argue that Zoosadists aren't trying to hijack the gays ( spoilers, they have). Truly you have dove low Bob, lower than a Ohio class submarine

Fat like one too.

Shooter killed three people in Jacksonville and then killed himself. The cops claim he specifically shot niggers and has left behind three manifestos. Happenings thread.



Rainbow vultures like Big Al are waiting for exactly this time.

Bob claiming racists should be killed ( but not saying it like a pussy) and big AL calling basically all of Florida Neo Nazis is how this shit happens. Now I basically took a day off from the Farms Saturday, helped changed a buddies oil, overall had a fun day, so when I come back and see this shit, I just sigh. Bob as usual, is helping create thr people he hates.

Oliver Anthony.

Bob, despite watching loads of Star Trek, can't understand Neutrality. Listening to the song over the weekend, it's a criticism of all sides. The left just had the worst reaction, that a normie now has over 45 MILLION views over his song.

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Tim Pool aside, I wonder how Bob manages to convince himself that Wal*Mart and Amazon secretly hate Black Live Matter? I mean you'd think he'd like Wal*Mart given it's association with Queen Hillary, and Amazon for it's embrace of woke culture.

I guess the problem here, is he thinks BLM itself is sincere, and not a grift. Or, more likely, he's pretending he thinks BLM is sincere and not a grift because they are on the side that he hopes to join as part of the "in" crowd.

Dude they were sucking BLM off during the riots. If that ain't a captured industry, I don't know what is

 

[Mr Processor]

"Everyone except me and the select group I choose are evil stupids and must be eliminated." -- The Word of Bob

 

[WelperHelper99]

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"Everyone except me and the select group I choose are evil stupids and must be eliminated." -- The Word of Bob

Bob yearns to be Stalin and have his power. We HAVE to go to space and have replicators that magic infinite booze and funko pops like in Star Trek! He doesn't care who he would have to have to sacrifice, what wars would be caused, or what jobs would be lost. As long as the state takes care of him, he gets his electric gay truck, and the stupids dead, he's fine with that

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

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"Everyone except me and the select group I choose are evil stupids and must be eliminated." -- The Word of Bob

There is an argument to be made that a lot of modern day Marxist Leninist don't actually care about the working class and just want power to win,
but Bob straight up just wants power and to win.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

A girl and her mother escape the transsexual cult. The temerity! How dare you say no to what we think will make you happy?

It's kinda spooky how, in the transexual mind, there's only one right path. They may insist they're irreligious, but it's got all the trappings of a cult.

Bobby stop being racist challenge. Instant fail.

No, it's a real Indian surname. The name means "Lord Rama," a reference to the avatar of the god Vishnu.

Looks like the Blobbenfurher isn't as worldly as we thought.

Oliver Anthony.

It's this kind of absolutist speech that makes people side against you. Make too many enemies, and soon you'll wonder why the whole world is against you.

 

[He's Ronald McDonald]

What a bunch of beautiful people, at least one has made Bobby horny on main.

Due to Bob's constant retweets of Dylan, they are my new lolcow OTP due to the fact that both don't actually care about the well-being of women.

 

[Mr Processor]

Bob, an ant the size of a bus has "never made a single shred of logical sense and is impossibly silly and dumb as a conceptual creature" to paraphrase your own objection to logical consistency in the function of lightsabers. Once you take off your mask and say, "This is all dumb and we shouldn't care about it" your strained reasoning in stuff like Antman is wasted. Here's the reality:
1. An ant the size of a bus would not be able to move because ant physiology is not designed to me that size.
2. I'll even concede that the ants weren't the size of a bus, since everything in the quantum realm was super tiny, but that also doesn't work because living things like Kang, the ants, the Antman family can't actually be shrunk down to that size and if they were we have no reason to believe their bodies would continue to function. Antman covers this by creating magical Pym particles that allow stuff like this to happen for the sake of the fiction. However, if you eschew logical consistency for "magical" light swords (which are probably more likely to be scientifically possible than Pym particles), you don't get to then invoke it for Pym particles.

You've managed to insult a bonafide culturally relevant hit (the original Star Wars), while attempting to defend an expensive disaster that cost Disney a ton of money using the same kind of logic that you mock in the case of Star Wars.

 

[King Dead]

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Bob, an ant the size of a bus has "never made a single shred of logical sense and is impossibly silly and dumb as a conceptual creature" to paraphrase your own objection to logical consistency in the function of lightsabers. Once you take off your mask and say, "This is all dumb and we shouldn't care about it" your strained reasoning in stuff like Antman is wasted. Here's the reality:
1. An ant the size of a bus would not be able to move because ant physiology is not designed to me that size.
2. I'll even concede that the ants weren't the size of a bus, since everything in the quantum realm was super tiny, but that also doesn't work because living things like Kang, the ants, the Antman family can't actually be shrunk down to that size and if they were we have no reason to believe their bodies would continue to function. Antman covers this by creating magical Pym particles that allow stuff like this to happen for the sake of the fiction. However, if you eschew logical consistency for "magical" light swords (which are probably more likely to be scientifically possible than Pym particles), you don't get to then invoke it for Pym particles.

You've managed to insult a bonafide culturally relevant hit (the original Star Wars), while attempting to defend an expensive disaster that cost Disney a ton of money using the same kind of logic that you mock in the case of Star Wars.

I'm not going to say it's his most annoying habit (Lord knows if we tried to rank those we'd be here all day), but it's up there. If it's something he doesn't care about, then anyone who takes it seriously is a basement-dwelling manchild shoutybeard screaming about things that don't matter, and he acts like he's so smart and above it all by whipping out his usual "space wizards for children" line. But if it's something he does care about, then he'll go into excruciating detail about why anyone who criticizes it is wrong and stupid and everyone should listen to him because he's so smart.

It's not even about the mechanics of how something works, Bob, it's about consistency. Yes, obviously a sword of contained energy that still somehow manages to cut through things without the superheated plasma getting everywhere isn't realistic, but that's not important. What is important is how it's been shown to work. It's a sword that cuts through (nearly) anything, and getting stabbed with one is not something you can shrug off, as shown by how Qui-Gon got stabbed through the stomach and then died a few minutes later. (Yeah, Darth Maul got bisected and came back later, but the Dark Side is known for weird body horror things like that.)

Furloni, meanwhile, has one of his pet characters get stabbed through the fucking chest, but then next episode she's just sitting around in a hospital bed with no sign of injury, and by the end of the episode she's walking around normally like nothing happened. This is because Fagloni is a hack that can't let any of his pet characters suffer at all, but he wanted the dramatic moment to get people excited, a moment that is instantly deflated when you know his habit of keeping all his characters alive so there's no way this one would die. Thus, he shits all over the basic points of how this element of Star Wars canon works and turns lightsabers into a joke instead of just, I dunno, not doing that?

Hell, forget about lightsabers for a minute. Imagine just stabbing someone square through the chest with a regular old sword. The odds of surviving that probably aren't great, considering how likely it would be that they'd slice your heart or lung, sever a major artery, or do some kind of major damage. You're most certainly not walking it off a day later without being insanely lucky. It's basic fucking biology. Upgrade that sword to a lightsaber, and there's no fucking way.

But then you have Bob going on and on about how it makes total sense that a guy can get beaten by literal ants because something something quantum whatever. It's all so tiresome.

 

[Mr Processor]

Furloni, meanwhile, has one of his pet characters get stabbed through the fucking chest, but then next episode she's just sitting around in a hospital bed with no sign of injury, and by the end of the episode she's walking around normally like nothing happened. This is because Fagloni is a hack that can't let any of his pet characters suffer at all, but he wanted the dramatic moment to get people excited, a moment that is instantly deflated when you know his habit of keeping all his characters alive so there's no way this one would die. Thus, he shits all over the basic points of how this element of Star Wars canon works and turns lightsabers into a joke instead of just, I dunno, not doing that?

In Empire, Luke gets grievously injured by a light saber, he loses a hand and falls down into a pit. He has to get a robotic hand to replace it. That's the way you do a serious light saber injury without requiring a person to come back from the dead. But in this case, they didn't even want to do a serious light saber injury, they wanted to do basically a flesh wound. So, here's an idea, actually do a flesh wound. An injury that hurts but won't seriously impair her, maybe leave a scar on her leg or arm.

Your point about the sword is pretty apt, because a light saber is really just a hot sword when you take the cool factor away. Try running someone through with a white hot metal blade. They aren't going to have a good day after that.

For me the problem with Darth Maul is the "Boba Fett" problem. "I designed a really cool looking Sith Lord and we are going to kill him off in the first movie. Really make sure he can't come back from it either. Have him cut in half." "Are you sure, George?" "Yes, it'll be just like when we threw Boba Fett into the Sarlac Pit except more thorough." Of course, people who weren't George Lucas realize that killing off marketable characters immediately doesn't make commercial sense. I think to some extent Lucas probably resented the evil characters being considered cool and popular, and wanted characters like Jar Jar to do better in merchandise sales. Of course, it's an attitude like that that allowed him to make a Star Wars (1977) movie in the first place, during a period where you had more movies like Taxi Driver (1976) and the Deer Hunter (1978 ).

 

[Koby_Fish]

This is not even a script. How does an actor portray "seeing the future"? And how does she supposed to feel as she "sees the future"? Hope? Ambition? Regret? Dread? Lost?

something tells me she'll get a psychic vision of a whole ass filmed "future" just by looking at the words in the book, but how she knows this is the future beats me, unless she sees Older Herself in said vision and has the presence of mind to recognize Future-Herself.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I think to some extent Lucas probably resented the evil characters being considered cool and popular, and wanted characters like Jar Jar to do better in merchandise sales.

R2D2 I can understand, but freaking Jar-Jar???

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Mr. Processor I can't reply but I want to mention a few things. 1st off not defending the Sequels they're a unneeded mess. But even Lucas Sequels would have probably sucked just with a better thought out story. Luke was going to be off collecting literal children for his New Jedi Order and Luke wouldn't be married or have a kid because "Jedi Don't Marry" and Leia would run the Republic and be the key figure showcased from the OG trilogy. No mention of Han in his notes or interviews. The main characters would be two teenagers with the girl being the lead she was actually the prototype they used to create Rey later and they would be involved in a mystery about the Whills and Midichlorians yeah he doubling down on that and the villains would Maul and a chick from the Legacy comic called Talon. The whole plan to bring Maul back in Clone Wars was Lucas' idea even Filoni originally thought it was crazy.

As much as I love Empire its one of my favorite movies, but Star Wars might have been better served a single solo film and that's it.

 

[King Dead]

Mr. Processor I can't reply but I want to mention a few things. 1st off not defending the Sequels they're a unneeded mess. But even Lucas Sequels would have probably sucked just with a better thought out story. Luke was going to be off collecting literal children for his New Jedi Order and Luke wouldn't be married or have a kid because "Jedi Don't Marry" and Leia would run the Republic and be the key figure showcased from the OG trilogy. No mention of Han in his notes or interviews. The main characters would be two teenagers with the girl being the lead she was actually the prototype they used to create Rey later and they would be involved in a mystery about the Whills and Midichlorians yeah he doubling down on that and the villains would Maul and a chick from the Legacy comic called Talon. The whole plan to bring Maul back in Clone Wars was Lucas' idea even Filoni originally thought it was crazy.

As much as I love Empire its one of my favorite movies, but Star Wars might have been better served a single solo film and that's it.

Slight correction, there were actually two treatments Lucas wrote for a potential sequel trilogy, one on the heels of the prequels ending in 2005 and one just before the Disney buyout in 2012. Maul was only mentioned in the first draft, and he was replaced with a different villain in the second; Darth Talon existed in both because Lucas has excellent taste in hot Twi'lek waifus. The Whills were the B-plot to the more traditional space battles A-plot. @Mississippi Motorboater summarizes it well here (TOR link).

 

[Dean Pentel]

As much as I love Empire its one of my favorite movies, but Star Wars might have been better served a single solo film and that's it.

You're not wrong but it wouldn't have stayed a single movie. The Jews at some studio somewhere would have seen the shekels it was bringing in and bought the rights (after starting a fire furiously rubbing their hands together) to produce sequels.

I think Empire was so good because Lucas was given more resources to make the movie but had at least as many people telling him, "No, that's fucking dumb, we're not doing that."

The prequels showed that human creativity actually thrives with constraints in place, and if nobody around you is telling you no, you'll do some retarded shit. Another shining case in point: Bob.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Heheh.

 

[Mr Processor]

Mr. Processor I can't reply but I want to mention a few things. 1st off not defending the Sequels they're a unneeded mess. But even Lucas Sequels would have probably sucked just with a better thought out story. Luke was going to be off collecting literal children for his New Jedi Order and Luke wouldn't be married or have a kid because "Jedi Don't Marry" and Leia would run the Republic and be the key figure showcased from the OG trilogy. No mention of Han in his notes or interviews. The main characters would be two teenagers with the girl being the lead she was actually the prototype they used to create Rey later and they would be involved in a mystery about the Whills and Midichlorians yeah he doubling down on that and the villains would Maul and a chick from the Legacy comic called Talon. The whole plan to bring Maul back in Clone Wars was Lucas' idea even Filoni originally thought it was crazy.

As much as I love Empire its one of my favorite movies, but Star Wars might have been better served a single solo film and that's it.

Slight correction, there were actually two treatments Lucas wrote for a potential sequel trilogy, one on the heels of the prequels ending in 2005 and one just before the Disney buyout in 2012. Maul was only mentioned in the first draft, and he was replaced with a different villain in the second; Darth Talon existed in both because Lucas has excellent taste in hot Twi'lek waifus. The Whills were the B-plot to the more traditional space battles A-plot. @Mississippi Motorboater summarizes it well here (TOR link).

You're not wrong but it wouldn't have stayed a single movie. The Jews at some studio somewhere would have seen the shekels it was bringing in and bought the rights (after starting a fire furiously rubbing their hands together) to produce sequels.

I think Empire was so good because Lucas was given more resources to make the movie but had at least as many people telling him, "No, that's fucking dumb, we're not doing that."

The prequels showed that human creativity actually thrives with constraints in place, and if nobody around you is telling you no, you'll do some retarded shit. Another shining case in point: Bob.

Well, Lucas is kind of a strange person. Obviously, as much as he might pretend otherwise, he had a lot of help with Star Wars and Empire. Leigh Brackett is ironically kind of forgotten in the history of Star Wars, considering how now it's all supposed to be about female characters now.

It's interesting that Lucas had the idea to bring back Maul, but it was still a bad move to kill him off that thoroughly in the sequel trilogy if they wanted to keep him around. I got a bad reputation in my family for having disliked Return of the Jedi. My Mom insisted that I go to see The Phantom Menace with them and told me, "And you better not ruin this for your brother with snarky comments."

Lucas went on from the Star Wars trilogy to make, Howard the Duck. The interesting thing about that movie is that it brought the technology of filmmaking forward in the realm of special effects, while being a commercial failure. I've generally believed that Lucas' main talent as a film maker has been as a technical guy, but that the story parts of the movies should be handled by other people. But who is going to say that to the guy who made Star Wars?

However, when I say the story parts of the movies should be handled by other people, I obviously don't mean MovieBob. I would only ever consult him to write a movie if I would bring him in, have him give his suggestions, and then tell the writers, "Ok, those were all bad ideas, make sure you don't do anything even remotely similar to any of them in the script."

 

[Positron]

I'll even concede that the ants weren't the size of a bus, since everything in the quantum realm was super tiny, but that also doesn't work because living things like Kang, the ants, the Antman family can't actually be shrunk down to that size and if they were we have no reason to believe their bodies would continue to function.

A microscopic (not even quantum) entity has to content with a pesky thing called the Reynolds Number. Cutting off the technical details, a man shrunk down to the size of an ant will feel air to be as viscous as water, and walking in air will be as tiring as walking at the bottom of a filled swimming pool.

Someone trains bees, through classical conditioning, to stick out their tongues in response to airborne particles of explosives, and uses the insects in a handheld detection device.




Mario Bergoglio opens fire against his religo-political opponents who have found him heretical (article). “The vision of the doctrine of the church as a monolith is wrong,” he said. A&N thread.

Bergoglio get it backwards: it is the progressive "liberation theology" crowd like him who have replaced religion with ideology.

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Bobby tells us he can survive without extra snacks around; the word "extra" seems to be doing some unpaid duty.



I have to give it to Bobby that it is actually a pretty good metaphor.

Bobby deliberately unblocks Coffin just to tell him how he feels. How sweet!



At least Tim Pool doesn't do green screen and doesn't mind showing what are on his wall.

Stupid slapfight between Mehdi Hasan and Jordan Peterson.




Cis girls can get boob jobs but not double mastectomy!! So unfair!!



To be honest, I probably would feel happier knowing that my death will result in better harvest for my fellow tribal members, than dying in order that someone else could have their fifteen minutes of social media fame.

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Yesterday Bobby was crowing about box-office numbers; today he brings attention to the deceptive "Hollywood math".

So is Bobby ready to dismiss the numbers of Barbie, Blue Beetle, and TMNT are fabricated in order to demotivate the WGA?

Oh dear, The Rat has a Batgirl situation on its hands. Article.

Let's see if Bobby will remain "as mad at Disney" as he is with WB.

Robin Hood and the Seven Merrie Immigrants.

The sequel writes itself: Snow White and Lady Marian.

The Marvels is rumored to be a short film by MCU standards; test screening audience have developed brain damage from being exposed to too much Brie Larson.

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Where can I hear or read Bobby's interview with Jodie Foster?

Bobby f___ing loves Branagh's Poirot films.

To be fair he has reviewed one out of those three "God tier" films.







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