Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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Who should decide to shut down the offices other than the CEO? Isn't the whole point of a CEO to make company wide decisions?

Also, it was prescheduled company-wide talk which I'm sure "tech-industry-adjacent" Bob would find "not right" too despite never having truly worked at any company ever:
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Archive of Parents review.
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Bob's take on this movie reminds me of why I hate him and his ilk. Bob is a warmonger, and not even a thoughtful one. So, when he starts talking about how Parents is a satire of 50s culture that was secretly corrupt and about to be wiped out by the counterculture of the 60s, I can't take him seriously. I mean what was his problem with the father in this working on Agent Orange? The aesthetics? Would he have warmed up to him more if he was making Ninja Sword Bombs?
Soon he'll be nothing but a ball of fat, hate, and diabetes, sustained only by the desire to live long enough to see everyone he wishes to die and suffer for daring to question the Bob and not trust him blindly.

You know, he was always going on about how he wanted that superior future not just for himself but for future generations as well so they could have a better world than we do. It's why he's so upset about stuff like Terminator that implies said tech might be bad for us. But I can totally see, when he inevitably gets his death sentence be it from cancer or from something caused by his sedentary lifestyle, that he'll change tactics and demand a nuclear holocaust to punish humanity for spending money on the mayoghouls instead of building him his robot body.
He gets closer to that every day. If you take some of his posts on Twitter seriously it's clear he wants most of the population dead. I won't be surprised if he starts wishing for nuclear war. I don't feel sorry for Bob about his sedentary lifestyle. It's not like he's doing Death Marches at some IT job that really fucked up his body, he's basically self-employed and does the minimum amount of work he can get away with even so. Nothing is stopping him from going for a daily jog or other forms of exercise. I'm also pretty sure he's not reading the classics while he's being sedentary either. Also, even with a sedentary lifestyle it's still possible to do things like cut out sugar.
 
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Archive of Parents review.
So I skipped around this one and listened to the end. It's funny, he calls 2018 Schlocktober the last batch, but he "left" Escapist in October 2020, with an intro at the start of one of those videos explaining that he wasn't fired, they just decided not to renew his contract. And 2018 is when he came back to Escapist. So, yeah, that memory loss is really kicking in.

His explanation for reuploading a video he has as part of the compilation reupload is that he doesn't like that the video, that he worked for, is earning money for 'another channel' who paid for it and thinks it should go to him. And there's a bitterness in his voice, like "How dare they still keep that video up despite that being a paid for review". I think there's a resentment at being... "let go" from his old job. I wouldn't be surprised if he re-applied for his old position and was laughed out of there. He also blames 'the plague' for everything going wrong and thanks people who support his patreon.

Speaking of which... it's seems to have levelled out but it recently had another spike. And I don't understand why. He was dropping slowly but surely, losing patrons and a few dollars here and there steadily over the last few years. From a high of $4600, to a low of $2500. And now, while it's not much... he's climbing back up again, despite doing nothing new or different. I just... why? What for?

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So I skipped around this one and listened to the end. It's funny, he calls 2018 Schlocktober the last batch, but he "left" Escapist in October 2020, with an intro at the start of one of those videos explaining that he wasn't fired, they just decided not to renew his contract. And 2018 is when he came back to Escapist. So, yeah, that memory loss is really kicking in.

His explanation for reuploading a video he has as part of the compilation reupload is that he doesn't like that the video, that he worked for, is earning money for 'another channel' who paid for it and thinks it should go to him. And there's a bitterness in his voice, like "How dare they still keep that video up despite that being a paid for review". I think there's a resentment at being... "let go" from his old job. I wouldn't be surprised if he re-applied for his old position and was laughed out of there. He also blames 'the plague' for everything going wrong and thanks people who support his patreon.

Speaking of which... it's seems to have levelled out but it recently had another spike. And I don't understand why. He was dropping slowly but surely, losing patrons and a few dollars here and there steadily over the last few years. From a high of $4600, to a low of $2500. And now, while it's not much... he's climbing back up again, despite doing nothing new or different. I just... why? What for?

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What are the odds that his reuploads of old content with slight changes are somehow gaming the Youtube algorythm to make him show up more than he had been? Either that or the Stonecutters are fucking with us again, "Let's donate a bunch of money to MovieBob's Patreon!"

 
He thinks his current opinions won't get him crucified in a few years when they're not progressive enough anymore.
The Ouroboros of political , having nothing to say but trying be in what "currently progressive" . For a movie critic he should have an idea of expression and how not every one is going to agree with. But then again its Bob liking the same things but with a different coat of paint.
 
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Cool. Unfortunately I cannot find out which books they were burning. All internet sources threw me back to that very tweet by Jonathan Riley.

The Superior Future will become reality by 2070 (archive of article)
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Preposterous for this curry nigger to assume that minority can't be majority Christian.

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Russell Brand has made such a big name for himself that his detractors concoct sex scandals against him. A&N
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Everyone and his dog knows what is up.
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The alleged rapes must be investigated and the alleged victims cross-examined. Is it so difficult to understand?

Guess not.
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Has anyone file charges? No charge, no case.

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Leftism rots your brain and demand your brain to rot some more. If you rot your brain enough you'll agree that only women deserve rights.
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How much Feminist Readings has Bobby done? Did he read The Second Sex?

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Huh?

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And Greer was right.


Peter Coffin is fake because he supports the strike of auto workers but not that of Hollywood nepo-babies.
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So Bobby, are convoy drivers laborors? Because you sure as hell didn't support their strike.

Not everyone is sympathetic to the striking auto workers.
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I'm surprised that Bobby is so sympathetic to manual workers that manufacture products that cause air pollution. Shouldn't he tell all these Obsolete workers to switch to making electric cars?


Lauren Bobert got handsy over her husband's crotch in the dark. The security footage leaked and it caused a furore.
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Bobby wishes he were Hunter Biden. If you gotta be subhuman, at least get your hookers and blows and guns and dick pics.
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Glenn Greenwald talks about Biden's worsening dementia.
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Instead of doing the reasonable thing of agreeing that Cornel West is a clown and move on, people continue to argue about whether Trump or Biden is a fascist.
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I'm glad that "Barbie" has returned as an insult when the corpse of that movie is not even cold.

Cornel West and co want Biden to stop answering to (((Zelensky's))) GoFundMe. West's fans are mad that he hangs out with the wrong crowd.
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Zelensky in a wig.
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Jonny Meade agress that allowing people to indulge in personal quirks -- such as bunnygenders -- get in the way of productivity, but he blames it on the Petit Bourgeois.
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Forget musclemen acrobatics; a solitary Emma with two moms will annihilate the whole DPRK with drones!

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Bean Beetle flopped and costed WB money. Bobby is incredulous.
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Shouldn't the Rule of Cool apply here too?

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It is as if Math is no longer required to be an engineer.
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Oh I forgot our writer-wizards can do anything they please, excuse me.

The latest capeshitter in town: Let's give a big hand to the Poirotman!!!!
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Someone should hire Bobby to "praise" the films of their rivals.

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Neither King nor Spielberg has a "natural storytelling voice".

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Know the market Bobby. Keeping an eye on your competition is the least you should do.


Drew Barrymore folded, which makes Bobby even smugger than usual.
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Nerdotic seems to like the live-action One Piece
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I don't worry about people complaining about genderfluids in One Piece; the comic by its very nature is as monkey-cheese anything-goes as can be. A Alita-like situation ("They change random things and I rage!!!!!") can develop, however, because its fans are insane.

"You are already dead."
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Mortal Kombat voice actress grumble.
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I don't know what she says but cleavage transcends cultural barriers.
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Remember, when the timestamp says 3pm, it is 3am for Bobby. A man cannot live with Peach alone!
 
let's try this again lol
What are the odds that his reuploads of old content with slight changes are somehow gaming the Youtube algorythm to make him show up more than he had been? Either that or the Stonecutters are fucking with us again, "Let's donate a bunch of money to MovieBob's Patreon!"

He has stated openly and directly that his throwing his microwaved garbage is to game the algorithm. Things like his Marthbox videos are so long in an admitted attempt to boost watch time/engagement.
 
It is as if Math is no longer required to be an engineer.
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Oh I forgot our writer-wizards can do anything they please, excuse me.
I'm not sure who hates Star Wars more, Bob or the people currently in charge of making Star Wars stuff. To bring it back to Bob, Bob is a seething cauldron of rage who hates Star Wars and fans of Star Wars. If I had to guess why, I'd say because he thinks the Jedi are "Believers." So, all the advice Bob gives to the current creators of Star Wars is to spitefully ruin things for the fans to make them miserable. None of this horrible advice would make Disney money, of course, something Disney is quite concerned with these days.
 
I'm not sure who hates Star Wars more, Bob or the people currently in charge of making Star Wars stuff. To bring it back to Bob, Bob is a seething cauldron of rage who hates Star Wars and fans of Star Wars. If I had to guess why, I'd say because he thinks the Jedi are "Believers." So, all the advice Bob gives to the current creators of Star Wars is to spitefully ruin things for the fans to make them miserable. None of this horrible advice would make Disney money, of course, something Disney is quite concerned with these days.
Pretty sure it's not about Star Wars, Star Wars is irrelevant. But to dare say that Disney is doing something wrong by not playing to the established fan base? That is villainous in his eyes. If Kathleen Kennedy was smart and actually made shows and movies that the fans enjoyed, Bob would be hating on anyone who demanded they do something different, because anything Disney does is automatically good. I'm pretty sure the main reason he hated Sound of Freedom is because Disney rejected it and it ended up being a huge success.

Same with the MCU, but that's also because if people say the MCU is bad, then people might stop watching the movies, which might lead them to no longer being made, which Bob would hate because he wants superheroes that he can pretend he's been a big fan of this whole time to last forever.
 
I'm skipping all the politisperging because it's exhausting and I got a headache scrolling through all of it. All I'll say is that I don't understand how Bob can continue to function as a human with that much hatred and vitriol in his life.
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Shouldn't the Rule of Cool apply here too?
For once, I actually agree with Bob on something, surprisingly enough. You can have a sexy character and not need to call attention to it, positive or negative. Unfortunately, the woke Puritans that run Hollywood have decreed that sexy costumes are forbidden because of the male gaze, so this opinion is irrelevant.
The latest capeshitter in town: Let's give a big hand to the Poirotman!!!!
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Someone should hire Bobby to "praise" the films of their rivals.
This is your brain on MCU: unable to talk about anything without bringing up capeshit.
The CFO is right, studios have been paying out the ass for all these prestige projects that have practically been given away, and in the current crowded market of streaming services, that's not translating into profit. I'm all for art for art's sake, but these businesses have to make money at some point, and that's going to involve either cutting the budgets, raising prices, or canceling the whole endeavor and going back to more profitable ventures.

In a perfect world with infinite resources, you'd be able to create whatever you pleased regardless of whether it made money. But we don't live in that world, so you've got to be more realistic.
Nerdotic seems to like the live-action One Piece
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I don't worry about people complaining about genderfluids in One Piece; the comic by its very nature is as monkey-cheese anything-goes as can be. A Alita-like situation ("They change random things and I rage!!!!!") can develop, however, because its fans are insane.
Or, and here's a thought: maybe he likes it because it's actually entertaining, fun, and respects the source material? Y'know, everything that Disney Wars isn't? It has nothing to do with whether Netflix cares about this strike or not, but Bob can't handle the thought that a person he hates can enjoy something outside of the ideological reasons he hates him for.

I also don't think there are going to be any issues with fucking it up, considering how closely Oda has been involved with the production to ensure they don't stray too far from the established story. He's very protective of his baby, but it also seems like everyone involved also wants to do a good job with the adaptation anyway and are enjoying their time working on it. I haven't finished the first season yet, but as only a casual One Piece fan, I like what I've seen so far.
 
Has anyone file charges? No charge, no case.
Bob doesn't understand how sociopathy/psychopathy works, and that there's plenty of it in the dirtbag left and the (D) party.

that's a lot of words for the retwatted person to basically say "TERFs Bad" (Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists).

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"Draw me like one of your french Lesbians" - Said NO ONE, to Bob, EVER.

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Point of Order: in the manga, Bon Clay (Bentham) is referred to as a Gay Man (using the proper japanese word okami). Not any "non-binary" bullshit.
 
Bob doesn't understand how sociopathy/psychopathy works, and that there's plenty of it in the dirtbag left and the (D) party.


that's a lot of words for the retwatted person to basically say "TERFs Bad" (Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists).

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Point of Order: in the manga, Bon Clay (Bentham) is referred to as a Gay Man (using the proper japanese word okami). Not any "non-binary" bullshit.
This is always just a pretense by these people. When Japanese put canonically alphabet people in their stuff, they still have a problem with it because they don't like how they are portrayed. It's not enough to have the alphabet people, they have to be written the way Western alphabet sensitivity readers demand.

That said, I won't be surprised if they do something like that with Netflix One Piece, since they will likely have sensitivity readers making sure the portrayal is politically correct. People who like the show will probably just realize, "Oh, here's the usual insufferable woke character we have to put up with until we get back to the good part of the show." It's like Wesley on Star Trek TNG (who come to think of it was a sort of prototype of modern woke characters).

Also, I have no doubt that the youtubers they are talking about will indeed point out how obnoxious the character is (like they did with Amber on Invincible) even while still saying the rest of the show is good. (For an example, take the Critical Drinker's review of The Predator where he acknowledges the woke parts of the show but still gave it an overall positive review.)

None of this really matters to me as I don't subscribe to any of the overpriced streaming services (and if Amazon spins Prime Video off from Prime like they've been threatening I'll drop that too). Honestly, I'm surprised so many people feel like they can afford them in this economy.
 
Once again Bobby reminds us he doesn't choose a side based on right and wrong. Indeed someone who does so might very well be a bad person (he might be a Christofascist who hates trannies, for example). Oh, Bobby's been in debate clubs so he knows what he's talking about!
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Don't call it conspiracy theory; it is just a Thinker doing some Thinking.
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Bobby wants Lauren Boebert's life ruined for having a crotch grab in the dark.
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Wrongthinker gets a comic book published. It must be stopped.
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Jan 6 was actually about ((())) shit, and LGBT shit.
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Batman 66. Bobby thinks he is so persuasive that he is invincible.
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Normal people, such as Michael Giacchino's mom, know nothing about manchildren shit like MCU and Star Wars.
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Drew Barrymore.
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North Korea has the largest standing army in the world. Drones and gay moms won't cut it. Men and numbers and immense manufacturing might will Bob.
Peter Coffin is fake because he supports the strike of auto workers but not that of Hollywood nepo-babies.
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So Bobby, are convoy drivers laborors? Because you sure as hell didn't support their strike.
Bob, Hollywood doesn't risk their lives or health unless their in the room with Alec Baldwin. Auto workers do. It's one of the few things the US has left of its former manufacturing might, as crippled as it is. My old 03 Chevy Malibu might be a electrical mess, BUT, it still functions, still lives, mechanically it's bulletproof. And it was built right here in the USA.
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It's simple. Even when it's electrical issues caused by a previous owner modding it, it still fucking lives. That's good engineering. American engineering.
everyone is sympathetic to the striking auto workers.
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I'm surprised that Bobby is so sympathetic to manual workers that manufacture products that cause air pollution. Shouldn't he tell all these Obsolete workers to switch to making electric cars?
Bob is only sympathetic because it's current thing, and the Dem's are freaking out because our lasr major manufacturing holdout has had enough bullshit, which means the money flow is grinding to a halt. Cars are massive money. Massive. And if the plants are down, no electric cars for their 2030 plan.
let's try this again lol

He has stated openly and directly that his throwing his microwaved garbage is to game the algorithm. Things like his Marthbox videos are so long in an admitted attempt to boost watch time/engagement.
Ironic since no sane man would watch his boring ass for 10 hours
Bobby wants Lauren Boebert's life ruined for having a crotch grab in the dark.
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I thought you were feminist and for sexual Liberation Blob? But it's only ok when you do it. I see. What a hack.
 
@King Dead I wouldn't exactly call what Lardo Retardo does, "functioning."

He's a fat, NEET retard who spends his days tardraging on Twitter from his mother's house.
I didn't even bother to mention that he's gonna die a virgin.

He spends a LOT of time talking about how everyone who disagrees with him is a waste of perfectly good oxygen, but it's pretty easy to see that he's just projecting.

Bobert is the perfect example of what no pussy does to a guy.
 
I thought you were feminist and for sexual Liberation Blob? But it's only ok when you do it. I see. What a hack.
The thing is he's really just a twisted, hate-filled monster. If Lauren Boebert got food poisoning, he'd want that to ruin her life. If her kids got run down on their way to school, it would fill him with glee. He's an evil person who has evil desires. Now, there are some people who hate Boebert almost as much as Bob does because of some political position she has or some bill she voted on. However, that's only a small part of why Bob hates her. He hates people like her as a class and wishes a miserable death on all of them.

And of course, Bob has never left a showing of DCs Catwoman with his girlfriend's lipstick all over his face because she hadn't seen him for a while and the movie was more boring than she expected it to be. He's never had his girlfriend get grabby with him in a parking lot when she thought no one was looking. He's never had any experiences like this because he's as repulsive externally as he is internally and can't imagine being desired or loved by a woman. After all, he never will be.
 
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