Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

I'm a East Coast Yankee and have no interest in living in the South.

BUT fuck you Blobby.

Here's Boston when school desegregation happened.


They fucking threw rocks and wanted to lynch the niggers.

Here's Mississippi


As Flexo might appreciate they pulled a Bender and built their own School for whites. I don't know if Blackjack and Hookers were involved but I can only hope.

I get tired of Northerners shitting on the South like the North has always been some Racial Utopia.
I don't even believe they are shitting on the South, most of the time, because they care about racism. They just like that they can slot white southerners into the inferior race slot that they used to be able to put black people in. I mean Bob is probably the best example of this, he'd never dare say any of the things he says about white southerners about black people. But in another century, that's who he'd probably be saying them about.
 
lol there is so much stupid shit he's said that I've completely forgotten about.
I know right. I wonder how long a video would be if you explained all the dumb positions and ideas Bob has come up with over the years. Definitely over ten hours.
Creepy Uncle Bob is cultivating a love of the cinematic art in his nephew.
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I don't see this as too bad, assuming the violence isn't gory. I used to watch Power Rangers at that age and I loved it, just because of the martial arts and giant robot fighting giant monsters.

However, I'm willing to bet this was at Chris' place because I doubt Ma would know how to use Tubi, unless Bob convinced her to buy it for the grandkids, and Bob likely can't afford it himself. And if so, where was the niece? Has she finally realised what a loser Uncle Bob is and is off doing other things?

Speaking of money, Bob's is going down again. Nature is healing and all is right with the world.

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Glenn Greenwald predicts that independent media will become more and more important to combat misinformation from mainstream propaganda machines, such as Associated Press.
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I didn't know Glenn Greenwald is an ex-porn producer. Why are these people so anti-sexworker and anti-gay?

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Mike Pence promises to empower parents at the State level.
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I don't see the problem banning the genital mutilation for adults too, do you?

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More about this troon.

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LGBT advocacy is imperialism. Thank you.


Twitter did something I don't like so I must reeeee!! Even though I have sworn to leave Twitter more than a year ago!!!!
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If no one cared about Twitter, why should it matter whether it has a "Election Integrity Team" or not?

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If no one cared about Twitter, why should it matter whether it is overrun with "antisemitism" and "hate speech" or not?

Oh, more jew shit on a platform nobody cares.
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No shit Sherlock.

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A&N thread. The Bobbies did not reveal the race of the perp, so it is not a Chav.


New feature cartoon from The Rat. You can see how badly the characters were designed and rigged, but of course you watch a modern Rat cartoon for the swirling particle effects don't you?
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The cartoon is apparently about someone called King Magnifico who has the power to grant wishes but chooses in most cases not to, and it is up to our Girlboss Princess with AOC lips to save the day, presumably in the manner of that Apple ad directed by Riley Scott.
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If the King toils hard (see lab equipment) so that he can grant wishes, it is only fair that he decides who receive them. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

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Princess Mudbrown
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The Rat magnanimously allow you to purchase shit they took off from streaming.
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SAW
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Another reheated review. Ninja Assassin from 2009.



George Clooney claims he is not a Hollywood Elite because he worked odd jobs before.
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Georgie, your aunt was Rosemary Clooney and your dad was on TV too. You are not merely an Elite, you came from a fucking dynasty.

I daresay 90% of the people in Western First World countries are functionally illiterate.
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Silly Brit thinks artery-clogged Yanks are easily impressed by all-you-can-eat.
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Bobby has a strange rationale for tipping -- he says we should tip out of pity.
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So does Bobby tip his diabetes doctor? Doctors are frequently harassed by their clients too.
 
Glenn Greenwald predicts that independent media will become more and more important to combat misinformation from mainstream propaganda machines, such as Associated Press.
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I didn't know Glenn Greenwald is an ex-porn producer. Why are these people so anti-sexworker and anti-gay?

Except a lot of them do tell you to think for yourself. Even some mainstream media does it. The way people tend to manipulate this is by controlling what information people can "research" and "look into" to guarantee they will always reach conclusions that they want Bob.


They are right, these are not comparable. Biden has complete propaganda and is constantly propped up while Trump is attacked and sabotaged.

Most people who complain about "both side'ism" are just mad people try and apply consistent standards.

Mike Pence promises to empower parents at the State level.
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I don't see the problem banning the genital mutilation for adults too, do you?

I would support it, but I don't trust Judas.

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If no one cared about Twitter, why should it matter whether it is overrun with "antisemitism" and "hate speech" or not?

Liberal and Reform jews cope and seethe that the disgusting reactionary Orthodox and Conservative jews get a W.

New feature cartoon from The Rat. You can see how badly the characters were designed and rigged, but of course you watch a modern Rat cartoon for the swirling particle effects don't you?
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The cartoon is apparently about someone called King Magnifico who has the power to grant wishes but chooses in most cases not to, and it is up to our Girlboss Princess with AOC lips to save the day, presumably in the manner of that Apple ad directed by Riley Scott.
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If the King toils hard (see lab equipment) so that he can grant wishes, it is only fair that he decides who receive them. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

...is it just me or does this look worse than Frozen? You know, the 10 year old hit from 2013? Something about the characters feels so flat. The texture work reall looks subpar like some Toy Story 2 stuff. We have gotten past this years ago, some of those assets in the back in the alchemical setup look like something from a Oblivion install modded with shaders and texture upgrades.

Also did they really fucking name the king lieterally "Magnificent"? That's not a name. That is a title at most. It's just magnificent in Spanish and Portuguese, it is not a fucking propper name and never will be. This is up there with J.K. Rowling claiming the south american wizard school is called "Castelo Bruxo" (literally Witch Castle).


Going ahead and destroying another good movie so they can squeeze the copyright on it forever + one year. Disney are fucking grave robbers.

Silly Brit thinks artery-clogged Yanks are easily impressed by all-you-can-eat.
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Racist Bob thinks white people can't cook. You are not one to shit on fucking jellied eels and mince pies with your fucking Moutain Dew chicken.
 
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No shit Sherlock.
How hard is it to unplug your Alexa when you are murdering MovieBob?
Bobby has a strange rationale for tipping -- he says we should tip out of pity.
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So does Bobby tip his diabetes doctor? Doctors are frequently harassed by their clients too.
Does Bob tip the people at McDonald's?
Racist Bob thinks white people can't cook. You are not one to shit on fucking jellied eels and mince pies with your fucking Moutain Dew chicken.
Yeah, Bob is really weird with the food snobbery. He eats McDonalds, food I consider inedible slop. Many people who I love eat it, and my "weird" refusal to eat it has been a point of contention more than once. But then he shits on people who eat at Olive Garden. I mean Bob, did you hear that from your Lefty "friends?" Because whatever you might say about Olive Garden the food is leagues better than McDonalds.
 
I daresay 90% of the people in Western First World countries are functionally illiterate.
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I don't think that Harry Potter is the best opening line. I think it work fine for the whimsical tone of the original few books. However, the Monopoly comparison is nuts. Monopoly is probably the most iconic board game of all time. Whether or not you think most iconic should mean best is another conversation, but its at least a feasible criteria.

But in terms of whimsical kids book opening lines, I think the 5th Narnia book has JK beat, "There was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrub, and he almost deserved it". But I am no doubt biased, as Lewis has always been one of my favorite authors, even from childhood. Another funny line I loved from Narnia, "Aravis also had many quarrels (and, I'm afraid even fights) with Cor, but they always made it up again: so that years later, when they were grown up they were so used to quarreling and making it up again that they got married so as to go on doing it more conveniently".
New feature cartoon from The Rat. You can see how badly the characters were designed and rigged, but of course you watch a modern Rat cartoon for the swirling particle effects don't you?
I have done 3d modeling before. I wasn't very good at it, but I could do better than this shit. One thing I miss from old 2d animation is that characters had more character. You can look at someone like Disney's Cruella DeVille, Friar Tuck, or Bagheera, and everything from their design, to how they move, to how they speak all perfectly reflects their character. Now you have these generic 3d models that are just people but with slightly bigger eyes.

Dream a little bigger, for the love of God.

Regarding Bob's religion sperging, if there is a God, Bob must accept that he's exceedingly merciful and loving, because if he weren't, how would he put up with Bob taking the precious gift of life in a first world country and wasting making mountain dew chicken, eating a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, and constantly going on about exterminating the mayoghouls. And all the outright blasphemy.
 
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Bob, you, yourself, are the bad people who need to be defeated and overcome. There are certainly more evil people about than just you, of course, many of whom are crossing the border of the US illegally or looting the local Target.

Passage I read today on a blog:
That’s why I love the Do Long Bridge scene in Apocalypse Now. That whole movie is probably the closest thing we’ve gotten to an allegory since the advent of film, and it’s ironic – the real thing, not the Alanis-engorging version – that precisely because it’s an allegory, it gets closest to what life’s really like. There ain’t no fuckin’ CO. No supervillains in volcano lairs. Just small, petty people running their small, petty scams on other midgets. Half the evil in the world is done by rinky-dink scammers trying to get over on someone, and the other half is done by frustrated nobodies taking it out on whoever’s nearest. Even the people who are held up as no-shit supervillains – Hitler, Stalin, Mao – are, in the cold light of History, just spastic little shitstains who managed to ride the tiger for a while. You read their biographies, and if you can put aside the horrors perpetrated in their names and just focus on the men themselves, you can’t help thinking “Jesus, what a fucking loser!”​
Movies give us the fantasy that evil is intelligent and competent… or, failing that, at least looks cool. In reality, it looks like some nebbish in a hoodie, or a senile old drunk, or a fat guy with dandruff and cargo shorts. Profoundly inadequate people doing stupid, vicious, vindictive shit, just because they can – it’s the only way they can feel like they matter. That’s the truth, but it looks terrible on the silver screen.​
Can't imagine why I thought of movieBob as soon as I read it.
 
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No shit Sherlock
I bet Bob only now thought to shut his Alexa off and throw it out because he got new programming.
Bobby has a strange rationale for tipping -- he says we should tip out of pity.
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So does Bobby tip his diabetes doctor? Doctors are frequently harassed by their clients too.
Bobby, if I tip at a restaurant, I have had a good meal and the staff was good. I don't use door dash or even call for a pizza, because they're begging with no real service provided that I couldn't do on my own. I have a car, that's what it's for. And tipping out of pity, my gosh, you view these people as serfs.
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See this Bob? Doordash and all that extra shit is why you seethe about money constantly and think it just runs away when you instead throw it in the shredder.
, Bob is really weird with the food snobbery. He eats McDonalds, food I consider inedible slop. Many people who I love eat it, and my "weird" refusal to eat it has been a point of contention more than once. But then he shits on people who eat at Olive Garden. I mean Bob, did you hear that from your Lefty "friends?" Because whatever you might say about Olive Garden the food is leagues better than McMcDonalds.
I'll stand by Olive Garden; that shit good and is fine foe special occasions, and is easy to suggest because everyone knows what it is and will probably say yes. McDonald's is that late night hookup; you're never bringing her home to mom and dad in that takeout box. Bob's taste buds have been tainted from decades of nostalgia, remembering the Garfield cups and all that shit, so it probably tastes better, somehow.
 
SAW was better when it was The Abominable Dr. Phibes.
I daresay 90% of the people in Western First World countries are functionally illiterate.
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Honestly, it's a nonsensical question. Is it supposed to be "What is the best opening line of a book?" or "What is the best opening line of a novel?" Unless it's about books of poetry it's a little silly. The first line of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone isn't too bad as first lines in novel's go.
For reference, the first line of Harry Potter is:
“Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.”
I mean it conveys a lot in one line, we immediately know who the Dursley's are and that we probably don't like them.

I'm going to assume they mean the first opening lines of novels here. A lot of better novels have opening lines that are basically just information setting a scene. I mean, the real best first line in a novel is probably from Dickens or Bulgakov or someone like that, but even if these people had read a lot of modern novels (not classics) I could see them picking this line. That's really just a sign of the decline of the publishing industry, though.
 
Allow me to horror sperg, because once more, fatty misses the point. Don't worry, I'll shit in blob.
John Kramer isn't just "some" guy. John was a civil engineer and bit of philanthropist. After a series of unfortunate events (his wife miscarriage, his insurance refusing to cover a potentially life saving treatment, the hospital accidentally messing up his diagnosis, ect) while he puts people through death traps, each trap is escapable, and he truly believes you'll come out better and appreciate life more for it.
At the end of the day, John is something that Bob can't understand. A man who refuses to compromise on his ideals. Everything he says, he believes in. He isn't some Jim Jones conning you out of everything, he truly believes everything he says.
This is why Fatboy can't understand him. He can't understand the concept of being genuinely loyal to a belief system and not wanting to be out on a pedestal.
 
This is why Fatboy can't understand him. He can't understand the concept of being genuinely loyal to a belief system and not wanting to be out on a pedestal.
Bob's ideals are for Nintendo to take over the world and go to space star trek style. Luckily for all of us, he has no will to do so. He'll scream on Twitter, but when revolution comes and Mario comes to rule Boston, he's gonna hide in the house.
 
SAW was better when it was The Abominable Dr. Phibes.
The first two were good and I really liked the sixth one. I don't find the rest to be good at all, but I do find them entertaining for how bad they really were (except for Spiral, which was complete and total slop). But yes, The Abominable Dr. Phibes is a masterpiece
 
Allow me to horror sperg, because once more, fatty misses the point. Don't worry, I'll shit in blob.
John Kramer isn't just "some" guy. John was a civil engineer and bit of philanthropist. After a series of unfortunate events (his wife miscarriage, his insurance refusing to cover a potentially life saving treatment, the hospital accidentally messing up his diagnosis, ect) while he puts people through death traps, each trap is escapable, and he truly believes you'll come out better and appreciate life more for it.
At the end of the day, John is something that Bob can't understand. A man who refuses to compromise on his ideals. Everything he says, he believes in. He isn't some Jim Jones conning you out of everything, he truly believes everything he says.
This is why Fatboy can't understand him. He can't understand the concept of being genuinely loyal to a belief system and not wanting to be out on a pedestal.
Even as someone who as seen every saw movie and kind of enjoys them. John's motivations make no sense and it is pretty obvious that they are a plot device first and a character trait second. The issue a franchise like saw had was justifying it's main death game gimmick. If you just want someone dead building these asinine contraptions is a waste of time. If you want to torture them you probably want to do it yourself.
Also John's idea of "I've never killed anyone" and giving every one a chance at life make are contradicted multiple times. In first movie we have Zep that Autistic hospital attendant to looked after John. Not only is there no reason given or an implied reason for John poisoning him and making him take Gordon's family hostage. Zep has no guaranteed win condition. The only way he can win is if Gordon loses his game which Zep has no control over. Also Zep has to kill Gordon's family who also did nothing to deserve being in this situation and also have no way to win through their own efforts.
Not to mention Adam in Gordon's game also had no way win for himself.
Not to mention in Saw 1 he adducts someone for the crime of get this. Calling in sick to work when he wasn't sick. Despite the fact John would later put people into traps for taking their job to seriously.

Also there is the problem of Haufmen. I like Haufmen's voice and his actor's performance but from as story standpoint he was wasted. He could have been cool but the people making these movies never gave him any chance to stand on his own.
 
The first two were good and I really liked the sixth one. I don't find the rest to be good at all, but I do find them entertaining for how bad they really were (except for Spiral, which was complete and total slop). But yes, The Abominable Dr. Phibes is a masterpiece
My brother is a huge fan of SAW. He used to have a keychain with the puppet head on it where you pushed a button and it would say a line from the film. That was pretty good. I don't really have anything against it as a series.
 
I once watched a documentary in the 90's on Prisons and a retired guard who was like in his 80's and had been a guard from the 30's to early 70's and said he retired at the right time. Back in the old days as long as you treated Prisoners decent they understood their life choices got them there and did their time like men. By the 70's everyone was a victim they were Black, Hispanic, an Addict, Poor whatever it wasn't their fault it was life and thus they didn't feel like they deserved to be in prison and treated their "jailers" like shit no matter how you treated them.

When you join the Victimhood club nothing in life is your fault even your own choices because life dealt you an "unfair" hand.
Reminds me of this:
TL;DW? Girl not only broke a street performer's piano, but then went and stole money out of his case, THEN goes on to complain about being a victim when the Internet tracks her down and begins to harass her.

It's for people like that trebuchets were invented.
 
Reminds me of this:
TL;DW? Girl not only broke a street performer's piano, but then went and stole money out of his case, THEN goes on to complain about being a victim when the Internet tracks her down and begins to harass her.

It's for people like that trebuchets were invented.
Fucking love these repercussions. Like the bike lock bitch at Berkley.

Speaking of Bs, a friend of mine got a Blue Sky account and let me poke around in it. It really is just twitter, right down to the layout, though the character limit is 300. I was actually surprised at how little activity there really is. I thought all the elites had moved over there but there were a ton of accounts I couldn't find.

But, I know you all don't care about that. You want to know the important thing: what's Bob saying? Well... not much. I expected the reason he'd slowed down his twitter sperging was because he was doing it over at Blue Sky, but not really. In fact he goes days without posting and only one a day, unless there's a bunch of shit that's getting deleted. He was so proud of getting that account that he changed his username, but then he only got 600 followers... guess he doesn't feel as important over there.


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