Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Mr Processor]

Who? I am dying to know who out there was sending "the moviebob" signal at the news of DailyWire making another movie?

I assume it was... Batman!

Don't be surprised if MovieBob actually doesn't bother to review this one after the hype dies down, at least not in more than a "rotten" review on Rotten Tomatoes. It might be amusing to see him spitting blood all over it in a full MovieBob "Really That Bad" video, but I don't think we'll get that.

 

[ChefKiss]

What exactly is Bob good at, besides delusions of grandeur and converting beer into bodily waste?

Think of the fattest manchild soylard who loves mario and marvel and entertainment made for children, then realize Bob is an infinitely worse person than them because he cant even just be sincerely that guy and genuinely just enjoy those things and have fun, he has to be pretentious and snarky and be a miserable cunt because he desperately wants to get some validation out of it

 

[Koby_Fish]

Words cannot begin to describe how much "In Bob we trust" makes my skin crawl. It is a phrase ripped straight out ancient, unhallowed tomes. It is a written expression of the yellow sign. It it belongs as a warning label with "This is not a place of honor" in a land littered with hostile architectural monuments.

ripped straight off the American money, but since Bob is a cringy anti-theist, he inserts himself in there instead. Because of course he does.

 

[JayHarrison]

"Genuinely Excellent Movie"

There, I did "G.E.M." better than Bob.

You win one Internet with that abbreviation. I commend you.

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Words cannot begin to describe how much "In Bob we trust" makes my skin crawl.

Moviebob does have a legitimate God Complex, you know...

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There's no way Moviebob could ever be favorably compared to Batman, regardless of actor. Batman is a genuine hero; Moviebob is a villain whose diabolicalness would scare even the most vile of Jokers.

Bob, we already know this could be the best version of Snow White since the animated movie, and you would definitely trash it for ideological reasons. I don't expect much from it except probably a competent, low budget fairy-tale movie that people would ignore except for the stunt programming. Which you, Bob, are falling for like a total retard.

As Bob would say, "a-yup!"

Don't be surprised if MovieBob actually doesn't bother to review this one after the hype dies down, at least not in more than a "rotten" review on Rotten Tomatoes. It might be amusing to see him spitting blood all over it in a full MovieBob "Really That Bad" video, but I don't think we'll get that.

Just like that "review" of a recent J.K. Rowling film adaptation that Moviebob refused to watch, I'll wager.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

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So, I breezed past these videos earlier, but then I remembered that Scream 4 was one of Bob's more infamous ones and gave it a rewatch.

The reason it's infamous is because in the opening, he mopes and whines that it made him less special because he was the movie guy who knew everything until the first Scream came out and turned him into a joke... when he was 15. In the new section, he clarifies that that was supposed to be a joke because he was clearly using a sarcastic tone of voice, and he's more pissed off that people took that story seriously than he ever was pissed off at the Scream franchise. There are two problems with that. The first being that, obviously, Bob's tone is barely different from his regular one so it doesn't come across as any different. Secondly, because that story is just so in character for Bob that I don't believe him when he says he wasn't serious.

But the main one? Because he has such a passionate venom throughout the review that he clearly is bringing his own anger at the franchise into the mix. No, it's not Pixels, mostly because Bob was still living at home and couldn't raise his voice too loud without making his parents angry for waking them, but there is still clearly a bitterness even back then at the franchise, its creators, and the people who star in it. He makes it a point that the actors didn't have big careers outside of the franchise (Courtney Cox making a millions dollars per episode of Friends apparently doesn't count) and blames it for what horror movies became after this.

So no, I genuinely believe Bob's story at the beginning. He admits he found being compared to the Scream guy annoying if he ever brought up any movie trivia, but I doubt he's telling the whole truth. Being a movie guy took over being a gamer guy for him when he got too old to be cool for being one. And when that got taken away from him, as he points out in the video, he had nothing else because he was an unathletic moron. Also I genuinely believe he was being obnoxious when he did it so the Scream comparison was more laughing at Bob than laughing with him.

Most likely, he got most of the trivia he knew wrong.

Inquiring minds would sure love to know who BC Howard was talking about that went to bat for our boy Bob.

Tony Goldmark.

 

[Koby_Fish]

In the new section, he clarifies that that was supposed to be a joke because he was clearly using a sarcastic tone of voice, and he's more pissed off that people took that story seriously than he ever was pissed off at the Scream franchise. There are two problems with that. The first being that, obviously, Bob's tone is barely different from his regular one so it doesn't come across as any different. Secondly, because that story is just so in character for Bob that I don't believe him when he says he wasn't serious.

Nobody should ever take Mr. Bob the Blue Curtain Builder Analyst seriously when he claims something stupid he said was 'just a joke, friendo!' It ain't a get-out-of-jail free card. Everybody now knows thanks to reddit that it's a tactic that's purely the domain of narcissistic cluster B clusterfuck douchebags like Bob.

Most likely, he got most of the trivia he knew wrong.

and with hardly any internet back then, there's not a lot of ways even Bob himself could google that shit, let alone Wikipedia, which didn't exist until 2001.

It's really too bad Bob didn't get into being a Bible Trivia sperg instead of a Movie Trivia sperg.

Tony Goldmark.

Oh, that FUCKING FIGURES. Man who sucks Bob's cock online harder than that guy? (Besides that Gerald Nellson fuckface and that Metis moron and Big Gay Al).

 

[King Dead]

So no, I genuinely believe Bob's story at the beginning. He admits he found being compared to the Scream guy annoying if he ever brought up any movie trivia, but I doubt he's telling the whole truth. Being a movie guy took over being a gamer guy for him when he got too old to be cool for being one. And when that got taken away from him, as he points out in the video, he had nothing else because he was an unathletic moron. Also I genuinely believe he was being obnoxious when he did it so the Scream comparison was more laughing at Bob than laughing with him.

Most likely, he got most of the trivia he knew wrong.

I think we've all known someone like this in our lives, someone who is so desperate to show off how knowledgeable they are about some topic (or worse, every topic) that they'll constantly spout off trivia ad nauseum. It's always a pathetic look, and rather than seeming smart, they just come off as unbearably annoying.

Y'know how I know Bob's lying about this story not being true? Because he's still doing it to this day. You'll see some account posting a clip from a movie on Twitter, and then here comes Bob chiming in with a bunch of useless factoids about the movie. Most people would just give it a like or a "lol that's funny" reply, but not our Bobby, he has a reputation to uphold! He's gotta prove he knows even more than the plebs that learned about horror movie tropes from Scream, or else people won't think his opinions matter! (They don't, but for a different reason.)

I know it's at least thirty years too late to tell you this, Bob, but nobody likes a sperg that doesn't know when to shut up. The next time you want to vomit up some trivia (that you probably copied from Wikipedia), keep it to yourself. People might find you a tiny bit more tolerable if you'd just stop talking.

 

[Positron]

I realized that we were all mistaken, and Bob did not put this under his Schlocktober series. It's a "horror retro-review." I think it goes to show how little we pay attention to his actual channel; Lord knows I don't, I'm not about to suffer through his Bahstahn accent. Still, my bad.

Thanks for the info. I didn't pay attention to how he sorts his videos; indeed I didn't know the difference between "Big Picture" and "Big Screen" until recently (and I've now forgotten it). BTW here is a genuine Schlockotober entry, 21 minutes.

19Oct#01

19Oct#02


19Oct#03
MCU needs to exponentially expand their roster of female villains.


19Oct#04
Stinkface Larson needs to be saved!! Do you want to save Stinkface Larson? I know you do!


19Oct#05

Dream big.

19Oct#06
More about the chain of command inside The Rat and why Kevin Feige isn't really overseeing MCU.


19Oct#07


19Oct#08
He simps therefore he is.

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19Oct#08
Timothée Chalamet has succeeded Henry Cavill as Bobby's kryptonite.


19Oct#09
The greed and hubris of kombucha-drinking white people have, once again, hurt the poor, poor the downtrodden injuns.


19Oct#10


19Oct#11

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19Oct#12
Jim Jordan


19Oct#13
Briahna Joy Gray's colleagues are mad that she isn't gargling with God's Chosen semen like they do.


19Oct#14
Even if you tacitly acknowledged that 6 million pies have been baked, you are still a holocrust denier.


19Oct#15

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Really That Mediocre: A MovieBob Story

 

[WelperHelper99]

19Oct#07

I imagine they'll make Tarazn full black.

19Oct#12
Jim Jordan

Mitt, as a Utahn, shut up. You helped pass a gun control bill as a Republican, you RINO. Eat shit. There's a reason you aren't running again.

19Oct#15

Bob thinking pulling out of a OVERregulated Europe will bankrupt Musk. Lol. Lmao even. Bob they'll still use his rockets to launch their satellites, buy his Teslas, and use his Starlink. The cope is real.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

19Oct#05

Dream big.

"You stupid whores better do what you're told and make approved movies your whole personality or no bathroom will be safe! this movie has to do good man."

19Oct#15

Now that Trumps out of office this will be there new "THIS time he's really finished!"

 

[Nod Flenders]

Haven't been on this thread in a while. But in the time I've been gone, I've noticed that Bob is still stupid, and fat.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Haven't been on this thread in a while. But in the time I've been gone, I've noticed that Bob is still stupid, and fat.

Just like war, Bob never changes. Welcome back lol

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Haven't been on this thread in a while. But in the time I've been gone, I've noticed that Bob is still stupid, and fat.

I disappeared for weeks, and nothing seem to change with Chipman. Welcome back. Now enjoy the sperg that time forgot

 

[WelperHelper99]

I disappeared for weeks, and nothing seem to change with Chipman. Welcome back. Now enjoy the sperg that time forgot

That's the nice thing with Bob, he moves slow enough that you can take breaks and still get back into it without missing much lore. It's cozy

 

[General Emílio Médici]

19Oct#05: Why would women show such support for that Marvel garbage? Women aren't gonna blanket support something just because it has women in it.

19Oct#07: Go ahead and race swap this one as well Disney. Show us a black man living alongside moneys and gorillas and acting like a chimp. Even better if Jane is also black to join the monkey tribe.

19Oct#09: Is this actually the first injun main line movie? I am gonna guess it isn't, just like all the other "firsts" which weren't at all and simply claimed so to make noise.

19Oct#10: Damn, this means nothing to me. Make new shit.

19Oct#12: Who cares? Why is passing bills important? The point is the work done, and for most of the Trump camp backing Jordan refusing to endorse and pass bills which they see as useless and worthless is a positive. Cry about it Romney, fuck off back to 2012.

19Oct#14: You will never, EVER see a Holocaust Fetishist bring out the perfectly valid and mathematically perfect counter to the 6 million cookie argument of "not all of the 6 million were cremated dumbass". The reason is because they don't care, the point isn't to "honor" the fallen or to "remember" the Holocaust but to use it as a weapon against anyone who would question G-d's chosen. Some 2 million Jews died in the Holocaust and people understood it as bad but a sad fact until the 1970's, at which point kikes started kvetching about it to use the fact as a way to stand on the corpses of eastern european yids to kvetch at the rest of the world.

19Oct#15: These people are unable to ever face reality, so they need their positions and ideology shielded from any arguments.

 

[Mr Processor]

19Oct#12: Who cares? Why is passing bills important? The point is the work done, and for most of the Trump camp backing Jordan refusing to endorse and pass bills which they see as useless and worthless is a positive. Cry about it Romney, fuck off back to 2012.

Mitt Romney: I passed the "More Riches for Me and My Corrupt Cronies at the Expense of Average Americans" Bill, which Jim Jordan has never done. Vote for me, I mean Kevin McCarthy, for Speaker.

19Oct#05

Dream big.

This one makes sense, since both Barbie and The Marvels are targeted secretly at a misandrist audience, while having deceptive marketing with more broad appeal. However, women love Barbie to the point that pink goyslop with the Barbie name has come out on multiple video game platforms in an unplayable state, and the consoomers still line up at the trough to oink for more.

Is SympathyChan a MovieBob pseudonym?

However, The Marvels, unlike Barbie has no built in audience and was a pathetic attempt by Disney to build a female Marvel brand, something which will likely never have an audience especially with the Marvel brand now in a death spiral.

 

[Flexo]

Nobody should ever take Mr. Bob the Blue Curtain Builder Analyst seriously when he claims something stupid he said was 'just a joke, friendo!' It ain't a get-out-of-jail free card. Everybody now knows thanks to reddit that it's a tactic that's purely the domain of narcissistic cluster B clusterfuck douchebags like Bob.

Yeah the meme is "clown nose on-clown nose off" pioneered by Jon Stewart who used "it's just a joke" any time his commentary was called out or it was pointed out he got something wrong.

Something seems very similar with Bob - call it "Schrodinger's sarcasm" where his delivery of something totally depends on the audience reaction.
Did everyone love it and are praising Bob for his insight and wisdom? Well then he was dead serious about it.
Did everyone mock it or insult Bob for a dumb take? Well then it was just a joke, bro!

Like I really do believe some of the stuff in his books Bob intended as comedic hyperbole - what he always fails to understand is the "boy who cried wolf" phenom where he's hyperbolic so often ("Which lives? Which art? I'd blink the MAGA Trash into the cornfield by millions to save a TV show I only KINDA liked"), nobody can tell any more when he's serious or not.

So at this point it's more fun to just always take him seriously and ruin his jokes.

Y'know how I know Bob's lying about this story not being true? Because he's still doing it to this day. You'll see some account posting a clip from a movie on Twitter, and then here comes Bob chiming in with a bunch of useless factoids about the movie. Most people would just give it a like or a "lol that's funny" reply, but not our Bobby, he has a reputation to uphold! He's gotta prove he knows even more than the plebs that learned about horror movie tropes from Scream, or else people won't think his opinions matter! (They don't, but for a different reason.)

Not even movies. Remember all the times @Positron would post a screenshot of someone posting an animal video and then Bob would reply like some kind of fat Steve Irwin with rando facts about it?

19Oct#09: Is this actually the first injun main line movie? I am gonna guess it isn't, just like all the other "firsts" which weren't at all and simply claimed so to make noise.

Sometimes I wonder what these people are smoking.

 

[Mr Processor]

Sometimes I wonder what these people are smoking.

This one probably doesn't count because it's made for streaming.
Oh, and we shouldn't forget this one:

 

[Ensok]

Something seems very similar with Bob - call it "Schrodinger's sarcasm" where his delivery of something totally depends on the audience reaction.
Did everyone love it and are praising Bob for his insight and wisdom? Well then he was dead serious about it.
Did everyone mock it or insult Bob for a dumb take? Well then it was just a joke, bro!