Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Mola Ram]

This potato head bitch has spoken to world leaders and indignantly told them "How dare you!" and yet she needs an angry octopus to inform the world that she is not pleased? I'm more apt to believe that she's doing a deep shitpost with an obscure Nazi reference than she's incapable of showing emotion without her descriptive stuffed animals.

Wasn't her handler an Indian? Those guys are well versed in Hitler iconography.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

In Moviebob's case, Bob grew into the the 21st-century equivalent of Adolf Hitler (a comment I refuse to apologize over; Bob truly is that evil).

he has an evil and deeply rotten psyche (and no soul), but he's utterly powerless, which makes his spastic flailing that much funnier

 

[Mola Ram]

he has an evil and deeply rotten psyche (and no soul), but he's utterly powerless, which makes his spastic flailing that much funnier

He also lacks a vital element that made Hitler's success possible: charisma. Hitler was a powerful, convincing personality who could hold stadiums spellbound. Bob has all the charisma of a moldy hamburger bun rotting behind the fridge.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

He also lacks a vital element that made Hitler's success possible: charisma. Hitler was a powerful, convincing personality who could hold stadiums spellbound. Bob has all the charisma of a moldy hamburger bun rotting behind the fridge.

so if he cut his nuts off and identified as a woman, he could potentially be the US Democrats' hottest presidential candidate!

 

[Koby_Fish]

I don't believe he read those books by Heinlein, Lovecraft and Rand. I wonder why he has them?

well he at least pretended to read the ones by Rand like The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged, back when he was an edgyboi teenage libertarian, but I don't think he fully comprehended them even back then.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I don't believe he read those books by Heinlein, Lovecraft and Rand. I wonder why he has them? Perhaps they belonged to his father.

Much like anything Bob says, the simplest answer is also most likely the truth: He's lying. He may have opened a book or two at a store but I doubt he ever actually read them or spent money on them when that cash could have gone to McDonald's or tipping Hooters waitresses to pay more attention to him.

His actual shelf is filled with Mario figures, Marvel DVDs (He's too broke to upgrade to Blu-ray and Chris's Xbox 360 doesn't play those) and empty cans he's saving up to recycle later on.

 

[Mr Processor]

He also lacks a vital element that made Hitler's success possible: charisma. Hitler was a powerful, convincing personality who could hold stadiums spellbound. Bob has all the charisma of a moldy hamburger bun rotting behind the fridge.

Hitler was also a decorated soldier of WWI. He lived through that Hell, and came out believing his county had stabbed him and his fellow soldiers in the back. Bob lived through the console wars, and came out of it believing that the FPSbros had stabbed gaming and Hillary Clinton in the back!

So many parallels between the two! The only difference, Hitler only had to contend with the world being against him in the Second World War, but Bob had to deal with the unspeakable evil of... GamerGate!

Much like anything Bob says, the simplest answer is also most likely the truth: He's lying. He may have opened a book or two at a store but I doubt he ever actually read them or spent money on them when that cash could have gone to McDonald's or tipping Hooters waitresses to pay more attention to him.

His actual shelf is filled with Mario figures, Marvel DVDs (He's too broke to upgrade to Blu-ray and Chris's Xbox 360 doesn't play those) and empty cans he's saving up to recycle later on.

It's such a dumb thing to lie about but you are probably right. When I said they might be his Dad's, I was thinking he was living at his Mom's again when he posted that, but if the date is when he was in his "basement apartment" he'd have no need of books there.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Hitler was also a decorated soldier of WWI. He lived through that Hell, and came out believing his county had stabbed him and his fellow soldiers in the back. Bob lived through the console wars, and came out of it believing that the FPSbros had stabbed gaming and Hillary Clinton in the back!

So many parallels between the two! The only difference, Hitler only had to contend with the world being against him in the Second World War, but Bob had to deal with the unspeakable evil of... GamerGate!


It's such a dumb thing to lie about but you are probably right. When I said they might be his Dad's, I was thinking he was living at his Mom's again when he posted that, but if the date is when he was in his "basement apartment" he'd have no need of books there.

Let's not forget both also wrote books Mein Kampf and Brick by Brick both detailing the struggles of their lives.

 

[Mola Ram]

Let's not forget both also wrote books Mein Kampf and Brick by Brick both detailing the struggles of their lives.

This is the only parallel that really works, and it's very very funny.

As for Bob's reading, he could have been one of those people -- there are a lot of them, and they're not all jerkoffs -- who are voracious readers as teenagers but lose the habit as they age into adulthood and adult responsibilities (both of which Bob has only a nodding acquaintance with). But I suspect if any of the books of his adolescence have survived, you'd find a well-thumbed Cliff's Notes for Atlas Shrugged and a copy of the book itself in pristine condition.

 

[JayHarrison]

Evil creature experiences computer crash; thousands of hours of idiotic rambling potentially lost. Mankind can breathe easily for a few days (decensored):

Hasnt "burn the world" been the crux of Moviebob's mindset since Führer Hillary lost?

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Moviebob pisses and moans about Critical Drinker for reasons:

There's one very good reason why the Critical Drinker's follower count (currently about 280,000) is outnumbers Moviebob's follower count (27,600) by better than a 10:1 ratio:

Unlike Moviebob, the Critical Drinker doesn't openly insult the intelligence of his potential audience based on their beliefs.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

I thought Bob was a thinker. Why can't he fix his own computer? There's maybe five things every computer owner knows to do with Windows before giving up.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Evil creature experiences computer crash; thousands of hours of idiotic rambling potentially lost. Mankind can breathe easily for a few days (decensored):

Moviebob using an old potato of a computer confirmed. Wonder which version of windows it was. Windows XP? Windows ME? Windows Vista? Windows 8? This is like Dobson clinging to his potato of a Mac.

And Geez Louise, I knew Bob was bitter but holy shit, this is extra levels of bitter melon flavor bitter. Or Bitrex. Y'know, the shit they add to products to keep toddlers from drinking it and killing themselves. Bob, maybe, oh I don't know, the reason you struggle while Critical Drinker doesn't, is because you fucking suck, dude. Angry Video Game Nerd Movie Reviewer is so 2005 and already taken.

Bad people aren't the reason you suck, Bob. YOU are the reason you suck. From your shitty reviews, shitty graphics, shitty editing, shitty background, shitty chromakey, and shitty potato of a computer that may have finally given up the ghost because this moron wouldn't stop downloading pr0n and got his machine filled with malware like the exceptional individual he is.

Unlike Moviebob, the Critical Drinker doesn't openly insult the intelligence of his potential audience based on their beliefs.

and unlike with Moviebob, when Critical Drinker says, "And that's all I've got for today. Go AWAY, now!", the viewers can at least tell he's joking.

I thought Bob was a thinker. Why can't he fix his own computer? There's maybe five things every computer owner knows to do with Windows before giving up.

Bob's not that kind of Thinker . He's the kind that thinks philosophy of the Properly Evolved vs the MAGAnaiseghoulen Barrow Wight Trash CHUDs, all while insisting he DOESN'T do philosophy, when that's the very fucking definition of what his brand of "thinking" is. He's like the brilliant chick Bill Cosby used to date that always went around saying, "Why is there air?", except he is The Kwisatz Tarderach, Bob the Blue Curtain Builder Analyst, Pol Potbelly, Lard of Lynn, Masshole Mussolini, Bobby the Smoothbrain Heenan Chipman. Last of his Line, the crayon-eating paste-consuming Blue Curtain expert.

So no, of course he doesn't know jack about how to fix a computer, naturally. Bob never Learned to Code .

 

[Mr Processor]

Evil creature experiences computer crash; thousands of hours of idiotic rambling potentially lost. Mankind can breathe easily for a few days (decensored):

Just use your backup PC, Bob. Surely you have at least one, this is your livelihood we're talking about, after all. Oh, hopefully your backup external drive has your latest video on it. You should be up and running again quickly with no problems.

Oh, wait, you don't have those things because you didn't want to invest in a second PC and a KVM switch even though your whole business is based around using your PC to edit videos and upload them to Youtube. I assume you don't have a backup drive either, because you strike me as that sort of person. Oh well, don't cry over spilled milk. Order a new PC on your phone with the money you saved for emergencies like this, install your video editing software and start downloading all your existing videos from Youtube.

Oh, wait, Bob's solution of burning the world seems much more productive.

I thought Bob was a thinker. Why can't he fix his own computer? There's maybe five things every computer owner knows to do with Windows before giving up.

A wealthy entrepreneur like Bob has to keep his mind on the big picture and not trivial details like keeping up to date anti-malware software on his PC.

I'm glad I'm not the one fixing Bob's PC, my code of ethics wouldn't allow me to reveal anything I found out about him to the world unless it was an actual, serious crime against another person. There must be a treasure trove of dirt on that computer, hopefully the employees at "the shop" he references have high ethical standards or at least have no idea who he is.

 

[JayHarrison]

In reference to my previous post, I have a curious question. In the first image, which contains three of Moviebob's posts, the number of likes therein are 28, 16, and zero, respectively, as of approximately 1:50 am PDT on October 22nd. Of the combined 44 likes, I wonder how many of them are "we sympathize with you" versus "you get what you fucking deserve". I'm hoping they're all the latter.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Moviebob using an old potato of a computer confirmed. Wonder which version of windows it was. Windows XP? Windows ME? Windows Vista? Windows 8? This is like Dobson clinging to his potato of a Mac.

Back in 2020 he was whining about his PC being slow and how he couldn't buy a new one because he had no money, despite still being with Escapist and having a regular Patreon income at the time. I think he said the PC was almost eight at that point, which means it's the one he bought when he moved out of his parents' place back in 2012... and he's still using it. Fucking Christ, how many times has it been in the shop, Bob?

And I think it would be seven since I'm pretty sure that was before Windows 8 dropped.

Just use your backup PC, Bob. Surely you have at least one, this is your livelihood we're talking about, after all. Oh, hopefully your backup external drive has your latest video on it. You should be up and running again quickly with no problems.

Why would he invest in a backup PC when there was one right there he could use? Next you'll be telling me that he should have bought his own Personal Computer back when he first started instead of waiting for everyone to go to bed so he could use the family computer in the living room... when he was 30.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It's probably hardware failure, considering how old it is.

 

[Positron]

Wonder which version of windows it was. Windows XP? Windows ME? Windows Vista? Windows 8?

I think even XP has a recovery console? Did he try booting into Safe Mode? Does he know what is Safe Mode?

And who the fuck is Drinker "bullying"?

 

[Mr Processor]

And then what do you do? The Lord, in His Mercy, granted your PC another chance after 16 hours, Bob. What was your next action after using the System Restore point?

Hmm, well, it seems I can find an answer to that on your Twitter, though I can find that you ran into this problem on July 15, 2022. I imagine that it was on the same computer? After all that misery surely you started backing up your work, rather than relying on God's Holy Mercy once again?

Back in 2020 he was whining about his PC being slow and how he couldn't buy a new one because he had no money, despite still being with Escapist and having a regular Patreon income at the time. I think he said the PC was almost eight at that point, which means it's the one he bought when he moved out of his parents' place back in 2012... and he's still using it. Fucking Christ, how many times has it been in the shop, Bob?

And I think it would be seven since I'm pretty sure that was before Windows 8 dropped.

Let's see what Amazon has for more modern computers than that:

Spoiler: $89.25 PC

Or if he was worried about pre-owned:

Spoiler: $139.99 PC

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

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Just use your backup PC, Bob. Surely you have at least one, this is your livelihood we're talking about, after all. Oh, hopefully your backup external drive has your latest video on it. You should be up and running again quickly with no problems.

Oh, wait, you don't have those things because you didn't want to invest in a second PC and a KVM switch even though your whole business is based around using your PC to edit videos and upload them to Youtube. I assume you don't have a backup drive either, because you strike me as that sort of person. Oh well, don't cry over spilled milk. Order a new PC on your phone with the money you saved for emergencies like this, install your video editing software and start downloading all your existing videos from Youtube.

Oh, wait, Bob's solution of burning the world seems much more productive.

A wealthy entrepreneur like Bob has to keep his mind on the big picture and not trivial details like keeping up to date anti-malware software on his PC.

I'm glad I'm not the one fixing Bob's PC, my code of ethics wouldn't allow me to reveal anything I found out about him to the world unless it was an actual, serious crime against another person. There must be a treasure trove of dirt on that computer, hopefully the employees at "the shop" he references have high ethical standards or at least have no idea who he is.

If Bob were smart he would have invested in a decent NAS solution for storing his projects and completed videos. You know, something with some level of fault tolerance. But Bob is the "properly evolved" type of "thinker" and doesn't need all that stuff. That would mean less money for his small portions of McDonalds and beer. Plus then Bob would have to learn how to operate it all himself since we know he doesn't make enough money to pay someone else to do it. That sounds a bit too much like something that would take time away from his angry tweeting time.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

If Bob were smart he would have invested in a decent NAS solution for storing his projects and completed videos. You know, something with some level of fault tolerance. But Bob is the "properly evolved" type of "thinker" and doesn't need all that stuff. That would mean less money for his small portions of McDonalds and beer. Plus then Bob would have to learn how to operate it all himself since we know he doesn't make enough money to pay someone else to do it. That sounds a bit too much like something that would take time away from his angry tweeting time.

I would have gone with a NAS with a cloud backup both running in RAID for maximum fault tolerance and redundancy.