Evil creature experiences computer crash; thousands of hours of idiotic rambling potentially lost. Mankind can breathe easily for a few days (decensored):
Moviebob using an old potato of a computer confirmed. Wonder which version of windows it was. Windows XP? Windows ME? Windows Vista? Windows 8? This is like Dobson clinging to his potato of a Mac.
And Geez Louise, I knew Bob was bitter but holy shit, this is extra levels of bitter melon flavor bitter. Or Bitrex. Y'know, the shit they add to products to keep toddlers from drinking it and killing themselves. Bob, maybe, oh I don't know, the reason you struggle while Critical Drinker doesn't, is because you fucking
suck, dude. Angry
Video Game Nerd Movie Reviewer is so 2005 and already taken.
Bad people aren't the reason you suck, Bob. YOU are the reason you suck. From your shitty reviews, shitty graphics, shitty editing, shitty background, shitty chromakey, and shitty potato of a computer that may have finally given up the ghost because this moron wouldn't stop downloading pr0n and got his machine filled with malware like the exceptional individual he is.
and unlike with Moviebob, when Critical Drinker says, "And that's all I've got for today.
Go AWAY, now!", the viewers can at least tell he's
joking.
I thought Bob was a thinker. Why can't he fix his own computer? There's maybe five things every computer owner knows to do with Windows before giving up.
Bob's not that kind of Thinker

. He's the kind that thinks philosophy of the Properly Evolved

vs the MAGAnaiseghoulen Barrow Wight Trash CHUDs, all while insisting he DOESN'T do philosophy, when that's the very fucking definition of what his brand of "thinking" is. He's like the brilliant chick Bill Cosby used to date that always went around saying, "Why is there air?", except he is
The Kwisatz Tarderach,
Bob the Blue Curtain Builder Analyst, Pol Potbelly, Lard of Lynn, Masshole Mussolini, Bobby the Smoothbrain
Heenan Chipman. Last of his Line, the crayon-eating paste-consuming Blue Curtain expert.
So no, of course he doesn't know jack about how to fix a computer, naturally. Bob never Learned to Code

.