Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

I should probably comment a bit more about this, basically, Bob hates FPSs and war games in general.
Probably because those games would've attracted the same type of people he hated back in high school.

04Nov#22
Dana White is an American Patriot, so he supports Bud Light.
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I can think of another demographic -- Chad-jawed Ari's -- who want to promote their ways to kids.
"Working class man from Boston"

The hell you are, Bob. Everyone knows you were born and raised in a middle-class family.
 
Rando takes issue at The Critical Drinker calling himself "Drinker".
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O...k...a...y... how is someone whose opinions (in this case, the Critica Drinker) have have been proven correct a case of "missing the point"?

And MovieBob's claim to fame is being the friendo of Lindsay "The Abortion" Ellis.
I always thought Moviebob's claim to fame was complaining that Nazis and racist had tainted eugenics as a science--a belief that, regardless all claims otherwise, Moviebob still demonstrably adheres to.

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So my Moviebob's blood type is bacon grease? Looks as if my past claims of Moviebob's blood type being triple-thick sausage gravy have been debunked.

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May I ask which party held an iron grip on Congress in 2018?
Might I also ask which party was dead-set against building a wall across the U.S.-Mexico border from January 20, 2017, to January 19, 2021? Hint: Its mascot, like Moviebob, is an ass.
 
I should probably comment a bit more about this, basically, Bob hates FPSs and war games in general.
I swear to god, @Null needs to somehow make and install a Blue Curtain emoji. It would be perfect for this thread. Especially since in that vidja, Bob does nothing but analyze the Blue Curtains.
 
04Nov#19
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No idea.
It took me a minute but he's referencing the Netflix Marvel series. He didn't like them because they were adult in tone, compared to Disney Marvel.
Imagine what you'd have to eat to play MovieBob in a biopic about his life. Death would be more merciful.
04Nov#11
Bobby is very, very mad at Variety's "MCU characters falling down the stock index arrow" graphic
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That's referring to the Disney stock price, Bob.
04Nov#07
Are people really talking about how great Loki supposedly is?
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I think that's cope. I can believe Loki Season 2 is better than some of the dreck Disney has been putting out lately. I don't believe it is a good show or that it is driving Disney+ subscriptions. It also won't save the looming catastrophe that is The Marvels.
 
How can you "reduce wokeness" when wokeness isn't even a thing that exists?
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Bob, Disney has been bombing at the box office more often than not. It's a trend. At some point, Hollywood Accounting won't pay the bills, because people stop buying toys, stop going to parks, and stop paying for Disney Plus. A company needs to make money. "Woke" people don't care about money. They care about politics. I doubt this guy is right wing. I think he just sounds like a industry standard number cruncher, the level headed guy you want that'll come in, cut the fat without caring how he looks, and watch not just the stocks rise, but the profits too
Probably because those games would've attracted the same type of people he hated back in high school.


"Working class man from Boston"

The hell you are, Bob. Everyone knows you were born and raised in a middle-class family.
That's what gets me? What work do you do Bob? Put out lazy videos? Many of which are just reheated old videos?
 
That's referring to the Disney stock price, Bob.
which is super-hypocritical because Bob will go on and on about how Warner Media is failing due to their slumping stock prices. IF he even groks that the stock prices are what is being portrayed, because it looks like he doesn't.
What work do you do Bob?
I mean, he worked at an actual Blockbuster over 25 years ago? That kinda qualifies as ackshual work?

I like how Bob now claims to be "working class" when he's bashed working class people for years.
Because they're the MAGAnaiseghoulen Believers ™️ , the Obsoletes, the MAGA CHUDs, whose jerbs will be taken by Commander Data clones so they will reject Mommy Hillary/Potato Joe and sell their souls to Drumpf for a mess of pottage which also somehow involves selling Bob's birthright to a personal rocket-jetpack, chinese-grown :lunacy: wheat, a Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex Body with the Mario-shka Brain for Bing Bing Wahoo forever, outlasting the Heat Death of the Universe where no longer will there be small amounts of McDonald's for the Average (Bob-) Sized Person. For he is The Kwisatz Tarderach, Lard of Lynn, Last of his Line, Pol Potbelly, Masshole Mussolini, Bob the Blue Curtain Builder, Bobby the Smoothbrain Heenan Chipman, the crayon-eating, paste-consooming Blue Curtain Analysis Expert.
 
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I like how Bob now claims to be "working class" when he's bashed working class people for years.
Read the parts of the old thread from the Covid era. He called himself "the REAL working class." He thinks making shitty YouTube videos, Xeeting, and being a Starbucks Barista make you more working class than miners, welders, and truckers. He's been posturing as a member of the working class for years now, and he's not going to stop anytime soon.
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Cry harder, Robert. You'll never eat a pound of bacon daily for money, unless you begin doing mukbangs.

04Nov#19
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No idea.
It's something about capeshit involving the superhero Daredevil and his girlfriend Jessica Jones. I can't make out anything else beyond that.

04Nov#20
"The wrong side of WW2"
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At the end of his life, Patton said that the USA fought on the wrong side of WW2. He then supposedly died in a car accident and the doctors wouldn't let his body be autopsied.

The more you know!

04Nov#21
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May I ask which party held an iron grip on Congress in 2018?
An excellent question, Positron. Let me ask another: which party actively prevented the President from building the wall?
 
IDK if someone can do better but @Null or someone who can implement this, here's my attempt at something that maybe can be turned into a Blue Curtain Emoji, which will work not only for this Moviebob thread but any "Youtube Film/Vidya Game/whatever Critic" that is a Blue Curtain Analyst.

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Because where Bob's concerned, this needs to be a thing.
An excellent question, Positron. Let me ask another: which party actively prevented the President from building the wall?
Bob's entire concept here can be summarized in this meme:
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Bob is not horny for a small guy with a French name that he masks as contempt. Not horny at all
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tfw you have enough money to not be forced to do your job from your mother's sewing room
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TFW women actually want to fuck you.
Read the parts of the old thread from the Covid era. He called himself "the REAL working class." He thinks making shitty YouTube videos, Xeeting, and being a Starbucks Barista make you more working class than miners, welders, and truckers. He's been posturing as a member of the working class for years now, and he's not going to stop anytime soon.
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I think the issue is he doesn't understand the difference between 'working class' and 'poor'. His logic seems to be that since a lot of blue collar jobs can earn more money than you'd get working at Starbucks or McDonald's, they no longer count as working class. And since he's making shit money, Bob also counts as working class. But not because of anything he did, obviously, the evil right made him poor.
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Because where Bob's concerned, this needs to be a thing.
There are a few others it could work on, but yeah, this is Bob's emoji.
 
Read the parts of the old thread from the Covid era. He called himself "the REAL working class." He thinks making shitty YouTube videos, Xeeting, and being a Starbucks Barista make you more working class than miners, welders, and truckers. He's been posturing as a member of the working class for years now, and he's not going to stop anytime soon.
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Ahh the dead "personal" account where he was free to be slightly more mean and direct than he is on main. It'd be two years later when he would try to claim that not only was he working class but would claim that he lost both his job and home due to the coof, on main of course.
 
I think the issue is he doesn't understand the difference between 'working class' and 'poor'. His logic seems to be that since a lot of blue collar jobs can earn more money than you'd get working at Starbucks or McDonald's, they no longer count as working class. And since he's making shit money, Bob also counts as working class. But not because of anything he did, obviously, the evil right made him poor.
Bob insists he's working class for the same reason some politicians claim they were brought up in a working class family. He wants "street cred." However, that, by itself, is not enough for Bob. Bob also wants the ability to exclude other people from being working class for arbitrary reasons. And it is a lot of people, and people who were always traditionally considered working class. This is the difference between the normal person who wants to claim working class cred, and MovieBob. It is not enough that Bob, a youtuber who begs for money is working class. No, truckers and welders must be excluded because he hates them and is jealous of their income. This despite the fact that Bob has never wanted to work hard a single day in his entire life, even if it meant he could have money.
 
The only manner in which I have compassion for Movieblob; every day when that abomination looks in the mirror, it sees a fat, blubbery, non-human monstrosity who resembles the "brain bug" at the end of Starship Troopers. Movieblob is nothing but a smear of gangrenous flesh who lurks in garbage dumpsters, searching for used condoms it can re-roll. That THING is the most anti-social, crab-crawling example of EVERYTHING mankind has ever done wrong!!

But see, I'm such a nice, compassionate dude I'm too merciful to call Moviebob the lowest, most putrescent, inbreeding, toxic-gas-emitting, disease-ridden FUCKING COCKSUCKER I'm sure all other KFers would call him. Because this bloody yank is too benevolent/sensitive of a guy. I WON'T call Movieblob the most anti-social, degenerate, mildewing goblin-like creature with misplaced, delirious eyes and rotting, decaying flesh like I'm sure everyone else on this site calls that Movieblob Lovecraftian horror. Because, LOL, unlike the rest of you I'm just too friendly and NICE, I WON'T call Movieblob a nightcrawling imitation of the human species, who is a boiling bag of fermented piss. I WON'T call this Movieblob the oinking PIG who lurks in Freudian nightmares, along with his many sexual & mental diseases. That proves I'm more merciful to that Movieblob, odious, slithering, spiral-shaped pile of yellowish dogshit he is than you Kiwifarmers are. Like I said, I'm simply too gentle and compassionate to call your Movieblob-bowel-movement what it REALLY is. Because I'm such a proper gentleman who doesn't like to go there.
 
04Nov#04
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As if every capeshit power weren't "cheat-powers".
“Maya Lopez is not defined by her powers.”

What a load of crap. That’s all modern day superheroes are defined by. They’re defined by their powers and how much ass they can kick.

Because the writers and the fans are a bunch of shallow idiots.
 
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