Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

I feel your pain, bro.

Sometimes I wonder, don’t those people have anything better to do than mindlessly consume entertainment or spend time reviewing it?

Anything at all?

If they did, they wouldn't be consoomers.

South park is TikTok because it made fun of Kathleen Kennedy. Uh huh. She won't fuck you Bob.

Bob's trying so hard to get some snatch, it seems.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Imagine just wanting to be left alone. Bob can't. He wants control all the time or else we're all gonna die, apparently.

Bob doesn't understand that he can't have totalitarianism and also keep His Stuff . Hell, if Bob were in control, he'd force Believers to have abortions, so as to not take any chances that any "homeschooled" kids would slip through the cracks of public school/university indoctrination to continue the cycle of increasing the surplus population of Believers who will hold back the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah and must instead be dragged kicking and screaming into it denied Oxygen in the Wastelands. Bob can't comprehend the concept of being left alone to one's own devices, because People Are Stupid, and such stupidity necessitates the Obsoletes to interfere in the lifes of Bob and his Senpais as well as the troons, speds, PeeOhCees, Bundles of Sticks, and his family.

South park is TikTok because it made fun of Kathleen Kennedy. Uh huh. She won't fuck you Bob.

Neither will she have abortions with him.

I always thought Jar Jar was funny as a kid. Still do. Bob, if you were swayed so easily to EITHER side, you aren't a Thinker. If you like Jar Jar, you like him. Don't give me bullshit why it was such a tough decision.

It was probably because back then and soon after, the IngSoc Justice Left was considering Jar Jar as a raycisst stereotype - specifically of blacks by using a quasi-blek accent. So of course Bob had to wrestle with that, because of the implications. He had to make sure his Senpais wouldn't turn on him before admitting to such.

Personally have a LG blu ray player I got for 25 bucks LONG ago. The thing is a tank that reads just about anything short of 4k blu ray. I support LG for not caring about gay shit. Keep making good ass shit Korean bros

LG is up there with JVC (Japanese) in terms of longevity of appliances. I have a JVC TV that I got in the early 2000's that still works great and hell, so far it's even outlived (in terms of functioning years) the old Made-in-Murrica Electrohome TV we used to have. We have a few LG appliances too and I'm quite impressed with those.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

22Nov#06
That South Park Episode lives on in Bobby's empty cranium, rent free.

South Park really skewered that sacred cow good, didn't they?

22Nov#12
Turns out Nelson Peltz's "hostile takeover" only gained Trian Fund Management one seat in The Rat's Board of Directors.

It's not a "hostile takeover." It's an attempt to correct Disney's course by pressuring them to make products everyone wants. To quote Michael Jordan: Even Republicans buy Air Jordans.

Only Robert would hate the idea of making movies normies want to see.

22Nov#23

Musk is rich enough to carry out his threat. Robert will ever remain a sour, impotent man.

Not a little man, though. That gunt is large enough for two people.

Apropos of nothing, the Dobson thread dug this up:

 

[WelperHelper99]

Bob's trying so hard to get some snatch, it seems.

I don't think he ever stops

Bob doesn't understand that he can't have totalitarianism and also keep His Stuff . Hell, if Bob were in control, he'd force Believers to have abortions, so as to not take any chances that any "homeschooled" kids would slip through the cracks of public school/university indoctrination to continue the cycle of increasing the surplus population of Believers who will hold back the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah and must instead be dragged kicking and screaming into it denied Oxygen in the Wastelands. Bob can't comprehend the concept of being left alone to one's own devices, because People Are Stupid, and such stupidity necessitates the Obsoletes to interfere in the lifes of Bob and his Senpais as well as the troons, speds, PeeOhCees, Bundles of Sticks, and his family.

Luckily Bob has been recognized as crazy, even by his own side

LG is up there with JVC (Japanese) in terms of longevity of appliances. I have a JVC TV that I got in the early 2000's that still works great and hell, so far it's even outlived (in terms of functioning years) the old Made-in-Murrica Electrohome TV we used to have. We have a few LG appliances too and I'm quite impressed with those.

LG is solid, I have no real complaints

 

[Mr Processor]

Pervert.

Well, a few things here:
1. Since when has a character being male prevented female cosplayers as cosplaying as the female version of the character?
2. I'm sure the thought of Bob slobbering over his computer monitor as they cosplay as Silver Surfer wearing nothing but body paint will really encourage cosplayers to do this.
3. No way Disney makes a female silver surfer where the onscreen character looks like a woman wearing bodypaint.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

He thinks they actually going to have time and effort to make a costume and hire an actress and stunt lady. Instead of using cgi like every other monster / alien.

 

[Mola Ram]

3. No way Disney makes a female silver surfer where the onscreen character looks like a woman wearing bodypaint.

The fact that we have precisely zero female MCU sex symbols (Black Widow might have been an exception, but I think that had more to do with Scarlett Johansson than how the character was portrayed) when the comic books had literal decades' worth of cheesecake to draw on is one of the franchise's more unforgivable sins. Pretending to be turned on by anything from those movies is, of course, par for the course for Bob the Thirsty.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Imagine just wanting to be left alone. Bob can't. He wants control all the time or else we're all gonna die, apparently.

A dystopian world is the only way Bob is ever going to be happy, because then all the people he doesn't like will suffer and he finally gets to be on top for once. Because why wouldn't the Dems give him a cushy job as a government movie critic? His fantasy world is fucking stupid but also hilarious.

Twerking was part of it. The other was it being a show about a very entitled bitch who's anger issues isn't due to trauma she's suffered but due to micro aggressions like being cat called, and how the series ending of the second act is having her award ceremony get crashed by the notorious hacker known as Not 4chan telling everyone that she's a bad person not worthy of the award and ends in the funniest way possible.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/robert-chipman-bob-moviebob-movieblob.5873/post-13006060

The delivery of "AND SHE'S A SLUT" never fails to make me laugh. The ensuing chimp out really helps too.

I'm just now realizing that this shit was over a year ago and they're trying to bring back something that everyone else forgot about...I really hate consoomers, man.

Also, she claimed to be this amazing lawyer who was only put down because of the patriarchy, but then never did any trial prep or had a working strategy beyond winging it in the court room. She went to a friend's wedding as She-Hulk, and admitted she did it so she could steal attention from the bride. Hell, she was so stupid she accused the only person who can make her clothes as She-Hulk of being incompetent, then took him to court without doing any investigation into whether or not her client used the engine as instructed or if he fucked up. Turns out, yeah, he fucked up.

The fact that we have precisely zero female MCU sex symbols (Black Widow might have been an exception, but I think that had more to do with Scarlett Johansson than how the character was portrayed) when the comic books had literal decades' worth of cheesecake to draw on is one of the franchise's more unforgivable sins. Pretending to be turned on by anything from those movies is, of course, par for the course for Bob the Thirsty.

I can't imagine being such a virgin that all a woman has to do is exist and I'll be able to find her sexy. But, Bob can.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

I don't think he ever stops

He'll try to go after any women who's either A. a feminist or B. rich.

He's the definition of a simp.

A dystopian world is the only way Bob is ever going to be happy, because then all the people he doesn't like will suffer and he finally gets to be on top for once. Because why wouldn't the Dems give him a cushy job as a government movie critic? His fantasy world is fucking stupid but also hilarious.

He'd be working for the Ministry of Information in Oceania until he pisses them off eventually.

The fact that we have precisely zero female MCU sex symbols (Black Widow might have been an exception, but I think that had more to do with Scarlett Johansson than how the character was portrayed) when the comic books had literal decades' worth of cheesecake to draw on is one of the franchise's more unforgivable sins. Pretending to be turned on by anything from those movies is, of course, par for the course for Bob the Thirsty.

"B-but muh sexy lady is sexist"

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Will this rouse the sleeping giant once again?

 

[WelperHelper99]

dystopian world is the only way Bob is ever going to be happy, because then all the people he doesn't like will suffer and he finally gets to be on top for once. Because why wouldn't the Dems give him a cushy job as a government movie critic? His fantasy world is fucking stupid but also hilarious.

The only way Bob gets to be on top is on top of his next tub of ice cream.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The fact that we have precisely zero female MCU sex symbols (Black Widow might have been an exception, but I think that had more to do with Scarlett Johansson than how the character was portrayed) when the comic books had literal decades' worth of cheesecake to draw on is one of the franchise's more unforgivable sins. Pretending to be turned on by anything from those movies is, of course, par for the course for Bob the Thirsty.

Depicting women as sexy is verboten for the modern left, particularly the ilk that has captured modern entertainment. All women in modern media must be depicted as frumpy lesbians. Robert, being a literal 40-year-old virgin, is so starved for female attention that he will simp even for them.

 

[Positron]

She went to a friend's wedding as She-Hulk, and admitted she did it so she could steal attention from the bride.

Feminism hurts women too.

As in Daisy Ridley, big part of the Disney Trilogy which is often criticized. He's "poorly" trying to use the same talking points as many YouTube gossip channels

I know the actress who played Rey is called Daisy (the name Daisy always bring up a red triangle in me; because of a borderline nutjob who befriended me in college...), but I can't be fucked to remember her last name. She is a non-entity anyway, and Bobby's "joke" makes no sense

 

[Flexo]

Honestly, it's for the best, as I think any AI that was given his works would immediately kill itself.

That would explain my therapy sessions.

It's always interesting to look at the avatars used by people in an argument: here one is a crude marsupial with disgusting habits while the other is an opossum.

What's funny is that possum reviews kind of makes that his schtick. His opening line on both his channel and most of his reviews is:
I'm a possum and I find garbage.

He can be pretty based and does toss out the random shot at Bob.

 

[BScCollateral]

What's funny is that possum reviews kind of makes that his schtick. His opening line on both his channel and most of his reviews is:
I'm a possum and I find garbage.

He can be pretty based and does toss out the random shot at Bob.

Yeah, I'm subscribed to him.

 

[Flexo]

I can't imagine being such a virgin that all a woman has to do is exist and I'll be able to find her sexy. But, Bob can.

You forget, she can have formerly been a man and Bob will still find "her" sexy.

Yeah, I'm subscribed to him.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

A dystopian world is the only way Bob is ever going to be happy, because then all the people he doesn't like will suffer and he finally gets to be on top for once.

You know, what I funny about your post? It’s how true it is.

The only way Bob and his ilk get to be on top of the world, is if the world was some kind of fucked up dystopia.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The MCU is the cinematic equivalent of McDonald's, and Bob has had a rather small meal.

 

[Mr Processor]

A dystopian world is the only way Bob is ever going to be happy, because then all the people he doesn't like will suffer and he finally gets to be on top for once. Because why wouldn't the Dems give him a cushy job as a government movie critic? His fantasy world is fucking stupid but also hilarious.

Bob would even be "happy" (Note: happy is a weird word to use in the context of what I know of Bob, what would be the equivalent of "happy" for Bob?) in a dystopia where he was barely getting by. "My Victory Gin ration is always too small, and that's even though sometimes I hold onto the 5 minutes of hate for a whole hour. I really praised the latest feelie, too" he'd tweet on whatever social media still existed. But he'd love being able to rat out his neighbors for treasonable utterances, and if some random person was picked out of a crowd to be taken to Room 101 he'd feel something like joy.

Depicting women as sexy is verboten for the modern left, particularly the ilk that has captured modern entertainment. All women in modern media must be depicted as frumpy lesbians. Robert, being a literal 40-year-old virgin, is so starved for female attention that he will simp even for them.

Bob has a ridiculous ego for his capabilities, so I could see him thinking he could go for hot women. Maybe he has enough self awareness that he thinks he should aim lower (though really aiming for an actress in a Disney movie is still to high for him). Of course, there's also the fact that a lot of what he does is a performance for the people he's trying to impress on Twitter, so it's possible he knows better and that some of it is an act. Not the lesbian stuff, though, I've seen him enough to know that's a genuine fetish.

Truthfully, I believe that most men have a drive to get in a relationship that basically pushes them in the direction of forming relationships, but Bob is kind of interesting here. He had some Internet notoriety when he first started at the Escapist and I assume a steady income, yet here he is, a middle aged man and if you showed me a picture of him kissing a girl on the mouth at any time in his life I would assume it was digitally altered.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

You know, what I funny about your post? It’s how true it is.

The only way Bob and his ilk get to be on top of the world, is if the world was some kind of fucked up dystopia.

And it'd fall apart almost instantly because they're too lazy to put in the work to keep things afloat. The resistance would rise up and take over in half a day because they'd be too scared to fight back and possibly get hurt.

Bob would even be "happy" (Note: happy is a weird word to use in the context of what I know of Bob, what would be the equivalent of "happy" for Bob?) in a dystopia where he was barely getting by. "My Victory Gin ration is always too small, and that's even though sometimes I hold onto the 5 minutes of hate for a whole hour. I really praised the latest feelie, too" he'd tweet on whatever social media still existed. But he'd love being able to rat out his neighbors for treasonable utterances, and if some random person was picked out of a crowd to be taken to Room 101 he'd feel something like joy.

Happy for Bob is schadenfreude, the only way he can feel it. He'd feel accomplishment by literally doing nothing but tweeting and being able to see actual results from it. He could get whoever he wanted arrested from the comfort of his home, and get to fuck a government mandated wife who has to put out to do her duty to the party, and feel satisfaction that he's making the world a better place as the people in charge lie to him and pretend they're on the moon now, but he can't go because he needs to stay on earth and identify criminals for them. Which he would readily believe without issue.

But in that world, every one of Bob's neighbors would have ratted him out as soon as it was an option because they know if Robert Lewis Chipman gets that kind of power, they're on the chopping block first. His Room 101 would be Kevin Feige dismantling the MCU and giving Zack Snyder the reins for the reboot.