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Guess he saw me posting here and took it personal.bobbo retardo hate for AI is really weird. he consumes slop in every single facet of his worthless life and he himself is useless. why the hate
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Guess he saw me posting here and took it personal.bobbo retardo hate for AI is really weird. he consumes slop in every single facet of his worthless life and he himself is useless. why the hate
I wonder if Bob is realistic enough to know he would never own a yacht, and from that could figure out that a space ship (if they were commercially available, which they aren't for anyone with much less net worth than Elon Musk) would cost a lot more than a yacht.Why would he want a space ship? He's never lived more than 60 miles away from the home where he grew up. Now, he's right back there. What the fuck would Bob do in space? He doesn't know.
Bob's dopamine receptors have been fried to kingdom come. I doubt he genuinely enjoys anything in life.The jig should be up for old man MovieBob here. As Disney's creative output has started to collapse, a few things have been revealed:
1. Bob doesn't really enjoy any of the Disney things he shills for their own sake, but because he gets clout from shilling them. At least, he believes he gets clout.
2. He actually thinks comic book movies are stupid, and is happy when characters get radically changed to own the CHUDs. Box office matters to him as a measure of power and influence, but if he could have us all taxed at gunpoint to support Disney he'd actually prefer that. He certainly doesn't want people to enjoy Disney movies.
3. You can tell this, especially from the way he describes characters, "Vision and Silver Surfer are basically the same guy," etc. I can't think of a single Marvel character that I actually believe he actually likes. (I won't pretend I've ever been a true fan of Marvel, but I think I like the (good) characters more than he does.)
Did it ever occur to Bob that a lot of the most influential scientists believed in God?I wonder if Bob is realistic enough to know he would never own a yacht, and from that could figure out that a space ship (if they were commercially available, which they aren't for anyone with much less net worth than Elon Musk) would cost a lot more than a yacht.
Also, I think Bob is dumb enough to want a Faster Than Light ship. He doesn't know enough science to understand why we aren't already building the Von Braun. So, he probably thinks "the stupids" are holding back the technology and we would already have it if not for people who believe in God.
At this point I'm surprised he can even get a dopamine hit these days. But the "right" movies still manage to do the job, but it probably takes more and more to even get him going now.Bob's dopamine receptors have been fried to kingdom come. I doubt he genuinely enjoys anything in life.
No, no it did not. Because in Bob's mind, BelieversDid it ever occur to Bob that a lot of the most influential scientists believed in God?
I do wonder about this one. If informed of it, he'll likely either still condemn the scientist and possibly belittle his or her achievements. Alternatively, if it's something he really cares about, he'll come up with a reason to make an exception.Did it ever occur to Bob that a lot of the most influential scientists believed in God?
Bob knows that intelligent people are also well travelled, they have stories of the places they've gone and seen, and he's gotten mocked for never leaving his home city. He believes he should be a well-travelled individual because those experiences are something he deserves, and also assumes that going to a couple of cons and some family trips in his life makes him well-travelled, despite hardly ever leaving his home state. He's admitted he has no interest in living anywhere but New England, but that's a pretty big area, though he refuses to leave even the city's suburbs.One of the other outstanding features about Bob, and people like him, is they actively refuse to learn anything about the stuff they should care about. Why would he want a space ship? He's never lived more than 60 miles away from the home where he grew up. Now, he's right back there. What the fuck would Bob do in space? He doesn't know. He saw it on TV when he was a Boblet, so that's how it should be. There's all sorts of cool space shit going on. Bob doesn't care. Epcot and cartoons told him there were space ships in the future. He earned one.
Did it ever occur to Bob that a lot of the most influential scientists believed in God?
No, no it did not. Because in Bob's mind, Believersare by necessity anti-science.
He's talked about this when people point out this contradictory thought. He has three counter arguments:I do wonder about this one. If informed of it, he'll likely either still condemn the scientist and possibly belittle his or her achievements. Alternatively, if it's something he really cares about, he'll come up with a reason to make an exception.
Nah see, Friendo, he interviewed James Gunn once. Which makes them best friends every bit as close as him and Lindsay Ellis. So now that James owns a yacht* he's going to invite his best pal Bobby to hang out on it with him and meet and talk to all the hot actress babes about how much he liked their performance in that one lesbian scene.I wonder if Bob is realistic enough to know he would never own a yacht, and from that could figure out that a space ship (if they were commercially available, which they aren't for anyone with much less net worth than Elon Musk) would cost a lot more than a yacht.
Bob, you have rights because a higher power granted them to you. Otherwise we'd be nothing but animals.
Bob, red America subsidizes your blue woke programs, actually cry about it. The purge of bad professors is happening, suffer.
I'd like to know what she did in the Air Force Bob, because it just seems like you're simping. Probably just a clerk.
Bob, Disney has been pumping out bland cookie cutter shit the entire year. The formula is old and stale. Meanwhile other movies have actually been taking risks and innovating with less budget and more creative freedom.
Basically doing the Internet Atheist handbook without being atheist. Bob's religion is consoomerism after all. Corporations and fictional characters might as well be his gods.He's talked about this when people point out this contradictory thought. He has three counter arguments:
1. Believer does not mean religious, which is why he's not being racist against POCs who have religious beliefs. You're just being disingenuous and trying to make Bobby look bad.
2. They weren't actually religious, they were atheists but were in areas and time periods where being one was bad so they just paid lip service, because obviously an intelligent person, like Bob, wouldn't believe in God.
3. They weren't actually as smart as people pretend they were. This is more for people like Musk.
He's also gone against atheism in the past decade, because he wants to distance himself from the fedora wearing neckbeard atheist stereotype, because he is one but was told that's bad so he's trying to pretend he's not. Apparently he's not an atheist, but still spouts that "Thinkers vs Believers" shit after fifteen years of being mocked for it. How does he justify it? He's Bob Chipman, that means he's right and you're either being deliberately obtuse, or you're an idiot for not understanding his contradictory life philosophies.
Didn't Bob used to like Harry Potter before he went against it because of Rowling not liking Trannies?
Bob, the fuck you know about responsibility?Only morons think manhood is about shouldering responsibility. Needless to say Bobby and pal are not morons. The whole thread by Josh The Cartoon Guy.
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Bobby's religion is Bobism. It's more complicated than just mere consoomerism. It has specific idols, like Mario, Peach, Disney, Feminism, and devils, like Chuds, Republicans, Gamers, and Elon Musk. He worships by constantly tweeting in affirmation of the good and in dissent of the bad. And in the center is him, where the goal is ascending to gay space communism.Basically doing the Internet Atheist handbook without being atheist. Bob's religion is consoomerism after all. Corporations and fictional characters might as well be his gods.
True, Bob is the definition of narcissism.Bobby's religion is Bobism. It's more complicated than just mere consoomerism. It has specific idols, like Mario, Peach, Disney, Feminism, and devils, like Chuds, Republicans, Gamers, and Elon Musk. He worships by constantly tweeting in affirmation of the good and in dissent of the bad. And in the center is him, where the goal is ascending to gay space communism.
I'm willing to be he sucks at poker. Not for lack of a poker face, but simply for not knowing when to fold.Bob just can't let shit go when the getting is good, can he?
The numbers don't lie, we've had a massive surge of illegals since Biden took office, and it's gotten worse every year. Blue states are finally finding out about this thanks to red states like Texas shipping illegals to them to make them deal with some of the burden. To deny this basic fact is to deny reality, but that's par for the course for leftists.
Remember, Bob believes that he is one of the enlightened few that's pushing humanity forward whether they like it or not. Apparently, shitty movie reviews nobody watches will bring about the Superior Future™.
Per the report:
So first, he's being held in Arizona, not Minnesota, so I'm pretty sure any of his cop buddies couldn't do shit for him even if they wanted to. And second, the prison itself has been having security issues, so in that case it's not surprising that an inmate decided to attempt retribution on him.Derek Chauvin, the former Minneapolis police officer convicted of murdering George Floyd, was stabbed by another inmate and seriously injured Friday at a federal prison in Arizona, a person familiar with the matter told The Associated Press.
The attack happened at the Federal Correctional Institution, Tucson, a medium-security prison that has been plagued by security lapses and staffing shortages. The person was not authorized to publicly discuss details of the attack and spoke to the AP on the condition of anonymity.
As always, I must remind Bob that there is a big difference between a long-running series like the Mission Impossible movies and the bloated behemoth that is the MCU. M:I has released seven movies over a span of nearly thirty years (the eighth coming out in 2025, a year shy of the big 3-0), and each is basically a self-contained adventure that doesn't require any additional knowledge. The MCU has released thirty-three movies in half as much time, not to mention ten seasons of canonical TV shows, all of which are connected. One becomes increasingly lost as time goes on if they haven't kept up with everything, despite Bob's frequent insistence that it's only marketing that insists you watch everything.26Nov#16
As if someone cared.
Bobby's vision -- to have MCU hang on through the sheer inertia of nostalgia -- sounds reasonable: until you realize he is one of those weirdo who insists that it is a dominant force not just of popular culture, but capital-C C Culture, as venerated as Sophocles and Shakespeare.
Or maybe, just maybe, Disney keeps putting out underwhelming garbage, and the result is that people just don't want to go see it. When a new Disney movie comes out over Thanksgiving, historically a good weekend for them as a lot of families head to the movies just to get out of the house, and it bombs so hard that an R-rated movie about fucking Napoleon does better, you know something's up.
Need I remind Bob that the box office plummeted 50% between TFA and TLJ, and TROS barely limped to a billion before the coof shut down theaters? Need I remind Bob that Solo was the first Star Wars movie ever to lose money? Maybe, just maybe, Star Wars was not in the best shape, hence why it's become nothing more than TV fodder for Disney+.
Bob, you weren't "there." You have always been a nobody.
Here's a simple breakdown of why people hate Rey's powerup scene specifically: it just doesn't happen that way in Star Wars. SW is not some shonenshit or capeshit where the protagonist charges up and goes even further beyond, it's subtler than that, involving discipline and training. When Luke heard Obi-Wan's voice at the end of the original movie, it was encouragement to trust in the Force and make the shot that destroyed the Death Star. Rey literally gets a major powerup because she absorbs all the Jedi ghosts or something and it's jarring because that goes against the themes of the series.
It's not newsworthy because DC movies have been underperforming or downright flopping for a while. It's newsworthy when an MCU movie flops for that same reason. Hope that helps!
Bob is incredibly desperate for Harry Potter to no longer be a thing, despite the books and movies continuing to be popular with kids and the Universal park being such a major attraction that they're building even more of it to handle the crowds. Take the L, fatass.
Most people don't hate things all the time, they express displeasure and move on with their lives. Bob is filled with nothing but hate, so his retweeting this like it doesn't describe him is laughable.
Nu-MST3K has been a failure, so it's no wonder the latest crowdfunding failed. If that idiot hasn't heard any complaints about it, he hasn't been paying attention.
The joke is basically that, because of how convoluted comic book universes have become over their decades-long runs, you need to basically have a wiki on hand to explain just who this random C-list character is and why you should soyface over their inclusion in the latest capeshit movie. Comic nerds will happily excuse this, but then make a lame jab at a manga adaptation making fun of the only things they know it for, namely the memes. Bob is a perfect example of this.
For all he goes on about wanting the Superior Future™ (even if not in name anymore), Bob is mired firmly in the past. He's in his forties, fat, diabetic, bald, single, and irrelevant, hardly where he thought he'd be at this point in his life. Nostalgia is the only thing keeping him going, those warm fuzzy memories he gets when he thinks back to his childhood and the world was simpler. These properties ending would be a reminder he couldn't ignore that nothing lasts forever, and he too will pass.So, even though cracks are forming all over the place, Bob wants the MCU to drag on into infinity just like The Simpsons. MST3K, too.
Bob just can't let shit go when the getting is good, can he? He'll never put his toys away.
Bob is such an evolved creature he's back where he was fifteen years ago: Making videos on youtube that get a few thousand hits and ignored by the majority of people, living in his mother's house, and raging against the world for not giving him the money and praise he thinks he deserves. The only difference now is that he's doing it on camera and with blurred footage instead of still images.
Oh no, he always hated HP. It was a book series, and he doesn't have the patience to read, so he hated those. And then the movies had him age, grow up, leave school, get a job and raise a family, which Bob will never have. He's been clambering for a remake ever since the last movie came out, one where Harry teams up with the Justice League (So I can see why you thought he liked it). And funnily enough, he's finally getting one in a TV show, but it's not cool to like Rowling or Harry Potter now so he can't enjoy it.Didn't Bob used to like Harry Potter before he went against it because of Rowling not liking Trannies?
Nope, everything Bob likes must go on forever, no matter how bad it is. That's why he hated Amazing Spider-Man and the Super Mario World games. They weren't Spider-Man 4 or Super Mario Bros 4 (Super Mario World was Mario 4 in Japan, but he didn't know that). If Super Mario Sunshine was Super Mario Bros. 6, he'd love it. If Amazing Spider-Man 2 was Spider-Man 5, he'd have defended it harder than he did The Marvels.So, even though cracks are forming all over the place, Bob wants the MCU to drag on into infinity just like The Simpsons. MST3K, too.
Bob just can't let shit go when the getting is good, can he? He'll never put his toys away.
To fold is to surrender, which is to lose. And Bob is no loser, friendo, so he'll not only call, he'll raise and go all in on a pair of 2s because he's a winner, baby.I'm willing to be he sucks at poker. Not for lack of a poker face, but simply for not knowing when to fold.
That's because the fedora'ed up neckbeard Atheists also tend to be creepy sex pests, and he didn't want the association. Despite Bob clearly being a creepy sex pest.He's also gone against atheism in the past decade, because he wants to distance himself from the fedora wearing neckbeard atheist stereotype, because he is one but was told that's bad so he's trying to pretend he's not. Apparently he's not an atheist, but still spouts that "Thinkers vs Believers" shit after fifteen years of being mocked for it. How does he justify it? He's Bob Chipman, that means he's right and you're either being deliberately obtuse, or you're an idiot for not understanding his contradictory life philosophies.
>"Mangone" (man gone)
not even remotely amusing, Bob. And I say this as a Squeenix fan.Bobby puts this four-year-old shit of his on TikTok
I'm guessing the "welfare" that Bob thinks the Red State MAGAnaiseghoulen are getting is actually stuff like Farm subsidies? Y'know, to keep food CHEAPER for everybody? That thing, you know, that EVERYONE benefits from, including Blue State Smoothbrains like Bob?Bob, red America subsidizes your blue woke programs, actually cry about it. The purge of bad professors is happening, suffer.
I think it's more a round-about concept of watching woke goyslop capeshit will slowly indoctrinate the populace such that they don't have to be dragged kicking and screaming into the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah.Apparently, shitty movie reviews nobody watches will bring about the Superior Future™.
(Side note, continually making fun of the Superior Future™ must've gotten under his skin eventually, because I don't think he's used that phrase in a long time. Now if only we could get him to shut up about Thinkers and Believers.)
Well to be fair, the reason he blurred the images is he kept getting copyright-struck.The only difference now is that he's doing it on camera and with blurred footage instead of still images.
If feeding half the world is bad, including Bob's gluttonous gut, there's no winning. Unless you want a box of pasta to cost 20 bucksguessing the "welfare" that Bob thinks the Red State MAGAnaiseghoulen are getting is actually stuff like Farm subsidies? Y'know, to keep food CHEAPER for everybody? That thing, you know, that EVERYONE benefits from, including Blue State Smoothbrains like Bob?
That's a diagnostics tool Blob. One that John Deer sells for thousands. I suggest reading up on right to repair on why that's gay.
American comics good at keeping canon consistent? Lmao Bobby. I'll stick with my manga,thanks
While the people leaving are possibly smarter than Bob, they aren't the smartest people in the country. They just have certain delusions unwelcome in the states they are leaving. Some quotes from the article:
On Memorial Day weekend in 2022, Kate Arnold and her wife, Caroline Flint, flew from Oklahoma City to Cabo San Lucas for a little R&R. They had five kids, the youngest of them five-year-old twin girls, and demanding jobs as obstetrician-gynecologists.
https://archive.is/gw2dxAlso, Caroline’s hospital wouldn’t let her perform gender-affirming surgery. The procedure was legal in Oklahoma, but this was a Baptist hospital, and fairly conservative. “I would do surgeries,” Caroline said, “like hysterectomies for patients who are transitioning. And I’d have to have another indication to do it.… I’d have to say, ‘Oh, they also have pain,’” or find some other reason.