Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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Blobbo actually wrote he'd date a tranny, what a pathetic broken man. He probably would take it in the ass if it meant another 20,000 views on one of his videos.
I'll do you one better. The Lesser Brother has stated publicly that if he discovered one day that his wife used to be a man that he'd still love her all the same.
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This was stated after they had both been married a number of years and she birthed him two children making his hashtag stunning and brave statement empty and retarded.
 
I can't figure out which version of Lardo Retardo is the funniest, Tough Guy Bob, Super Genius Bob (in his own mind), or Totally-Not-A-Virgin Sex-Haver Bob.

Luckily, we've seen all three variants pop up within the last week.

Personally, I lean towards Totally-Not-A-Virgin Sex-Haver Bob being the funniest. He can play as coy as he wants with the "personal life discussion" but he's fooling nobody.

Nobody but the Kwisatz Tarderach has ever touched his pecker, and nobody ever will.
Horny Virgin Bob is the funniest Bob because he's just so desperate. It'd be easier if he just accepted it.
Blobbo actually wrote he'd date a tranny, what a pathetic broken man. He probably would take it in the ass if it meant another 20,000 views on one of his videos.
He'd take it up the ass raw from a tranny with AIDS for 500 extra views
I'll do you one better. The Lesser Brother has stated publicly that if he discovered one day that his wife used to be a man that he'd still love her all the same.
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This was stated after they had both been married a number of years and she birthed him two children making his hashtag stunning and brave statement empty and retarded.
Very empty. The virtue signal bullshit meter is pegging at maximum. Now Bob? The man wants his V card gone at all costs.
 
28Nov#18
Bobby thinks a lot of Japanese media are "super fascist", and he envisions that Japan will have total societal collapse in the near future.
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Don't forget many troons think Jap shit "cracked their eggs" Bobby. They won't like you talking shit like that.
Actually, this is a troon take on Japanese media. Sure, troons will talk about this stuff in relation to their fetishes, but they also denounce it as fascist. You'll hardly ever find a troon who will not want to radically alter anime, manga and Japanese games. Usually by taking a character that isn't trans and declaring them trans. If the company resists, they denounce it as fascist. If the company caves, they get bored with the character and move on to the next target, only bringing it up again to own the CHUDs. A good example for Bob is Samus Aran from the Metroid series. Some Japanese guy who worked on the games made a bad joke 20 years ago that she was trans, and now a lot of trans activists want it to be canon. Since that was just a stupid joke, Nintendo refuses to comply. Therefore, Nintendo is fascist.
 
Blobbo actually wrote he'd date a tranny, what a pathetic broken man. He probably would take it in the ass if it meant another 20,000 views on one of his videos.

Everyone is pouncing on this as proof Bob is no more discriminating about where he might stick his junk than what he shoves down his gullet, but I'm going to play Devil's Shiva's Advocate for a second here.

Because of Bob's rock-bottom position on the Grievance Totem Pole, and because he is all in on stanning for every left-wing cause there is, he cannot answer this question any other way. Transwomen are women, even the ones with bigger dicks and bushier beards than he's got, and why yes, of course, of course he'd be willing to date one! What do you think he is, some kind of TERF? Or maybe even worse, a normal straight man with normal sexual desires? Get out of here! He's part of the Superior Future! No Invisible Skydaddy asskissing for him.

It'd be sad if he had any dignity left to lose. Bob bought the ticket, but he'll never get to take the ride.
 
Everyone is pouncing on this as proof Bob is no more discriminating about where he might stick his junk than what he shoves down his gullet, but I'm going to play Devil's Shiva's Advocate for a second here.

Because of Bob's rock-bottom position on the Grievance Totem Pole, and because he is all in on stanning for every left-wing cause there is, he cannot answer this question any other way. Transwomen are women, even the ones with bigger dicks and bushier beards than he's got, and why yes, of course, of course he'd be willing to date one! What do you think he is, some kind of TERF? Or maybe even worse, a normal straight man with normal sexual desires? Get out of here! He's part of the Superior Future! No Invisible Skydaddy asskissing for him.

It'd be sad if he had any dignity left to lose. Bob bought the ticket, but he'll never get to take the ride.
I think Bob assumes he'll never have to make good on what he said here, and if some troon approaches based on it he'll probably try to turn down the date without offending his "allies." Even saying he'd do this is degrading however, and is a new level of depravity for Bob. I'll reassess it if he ever gets into a relationship with a MtF troon, but for now I think it's like a lot of the relationship stuff he claims on Twitter: a lie. Unlike some of his other lies which are intended to build him up as a ladies man or a tough guy, this one just degrades his image further. Well, it's not his first own goal, nor will it be his last.

Oh, it occurs to me that this is confirmation that "Tranny Chaser" in the intro is accurate, so that's a plus for us.
 
When India tries to make their own curry powered Gigachad
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Apropos of nothing, but India does have its own curry-powered, street-shitting Gigachad: Shah Rukh Khan.
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Unlike Robert or this retard, Shah Rukh Khan is famous (in India), rich, and has gotten laid at least once (he has a daughter).

28Nov#17
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Have you tried not working in comics?
And plenty of young 'uns are learning how to retire without Social Security. It's about money management, not government handouts.

28Nov#18
Bobby thinks a lot of Japanese media are "super fascist", and he envisions that Japan will have total societal collapse in the near future.
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Don't forget many troons think Jap shit "cracked their eggs" Bobby. They won't like you talking shit like that.
I remember when Robert thought there was a 99% chance we'd be saying "Madame President" in 2016. He should lay off the fortune telling.
 
I think Bob assumes he'll never have to make good on what he said here, and if some troon approaches based on it he'll probably try to turn down the date without offending his "allies." Even saying he'd do this is degrading however, and is a new level of depravity for Bob. I'll reassess it if he ever gets into a relationship with a MtF troon, but for now I think it's like a lot of the relationship stuff he claims on Twitter: a lie. Unlike some of his other lies which are intended to build him up as a ladies man or a tough guy, this one just degrades his image further. Well, it's not his first own goal, nor will it be his last.

Oh, it occurs to me that this is confirmation that "Tranny Chaser" in the intro is accurate, so that's a plus for us.
Bob's too repulsive for any gender, no troon even the most desperate would resort to even a one-night-stand with Cinema Roberto. I mean, if Lindsay The HotDog Abortion won't fuck him, who will? Hell, I'd bet Jenny Nicholson is *this* close to softblocking Bob herself.
 
My apologies for this being a lengthy post. Enjoyed Turkey Day last week, and I only got back home yesterday.

Let's get the good news out of the door first: Bobby's "F---ing Tasty Food Holiday" is stolen!
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It's good news because we can't let Bobby get any fatter, for the sake of his health.
Karma.




Oh, I can think of worse examples of film coverage [cough]Moviebob's Big Picture essays[cough].

Jamiroquai? Oh wait let me dig out my bellbottom pants, my peace-sign pendant, and my mirror ball!
For those not understanding the reference, Moviebob is referring to "Virtual Insanity":



@ClintBe91205557 is correct that every single molecule of scorn Moviebob is completely justified, but shouldn't have used Bob's screen name.



I'm sure Nerdtronic appreciates the free advertisement.



"Gunn is the bravest man in Hollywood these days," a statement that only subhumanoids would deny.
Moviebob: "Mmm... boots..."



Ridley Scott's Napoleon.
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You are just sore about the blue tick aren't you? It's only $8 a month big boy.
But that would mean one less six-pack of beer per month, my good fellow.



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I'd much rather keep gays and trans out of geekdom, whatever geekdom it is.
Moviebob is a dork, not a geek.



I rarely interject myself into the thoughts of Moviebob's family (unless Bob is directly involved), but I shudder to think that Lesser Brother Chris isn't referring to an actual movie...



Too late. 81,000,000 votes were cast for a "president" with the IQ no higher than that of a pile of frog shit.

As if Demented Uncle Joe didn't "let everything fall to ruin" already. And what does Bobby mean by "reason"?
Bob wouldn't know, given that the concept of reasoning is beyond Bob's mental acuity.



Glenn Greenwald blocks The Serfs. Fascist!
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Elon complied with the media in spiking the New York Post story involving Hunter Biden's laptop?



LLL
Bobby shows us an example of Ethical Geek Journalism.
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Ironic, given how often Moviebob dispenses both dis- and misinformation.

Wait a second.... I thought Ethics is just a tool?
As is Moviebob.



America's covid lockdown unofficially ended on 25 May, 2020, when millions gathered to honor the memory of George Floyd and perhaps burn down a Wendy's.
Moviebob: "No! Not the Frosty machine!"

A new documentary reveals that the "knee technique" was part of the regular training of police officers in Minneapolis.
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"Subliterate" is it? I'm certain that any single one of the police officers interviewed has a bigger lexicon than Bobby and St. Fentanyl put together.
So speaketh Moviebob, subliterate ghoul.



Bobby want you to boycott LG, the Korean company for home appliances, because they don't want gay shit in their appliances. Nebula is a streaming service.
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If LG isn't comporting to Moviebob's diabolical worldview, it looks like people should start investing in LG products.



Mehdi Hasan felt seen.
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Moviebob: Believers who practice Christianity and Catholicism are bad.

Also Moviebob: Believers who practice Islam are good.



As I just said, Bobby is lucky to have a mom to take care of his everything.
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Remember: Rittenhouse shot three people--all white males with previous criminal activity--in self-defense.



Another person is going to DIE because of Trump.
Oh-no. What-ev-er-shall-we-do?

Just remember that Moviebob wanted everyone who voted against Führer Hillary wiped off the face of the Earth..



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The OP doesn't provide a source, so here's the news from Associated Press.
Another article that Moviebob likely never read. The headline states that this price gouging activity occurred between 2004 and 2008 (the Dubya years).



If this was a selfie, then the mirrored appearance is normal (and why the FUCK hasn't anyone done anything to correct this?)



Moviebob's Thankgiving dinner: Vomit out of ten.



If only Moviebob could program those AI weapons to fire on Amerika's enemies. Bob would demonstrate what happens to the worthless troglodytes steal the fyuuchaa Moviebob EARNED by demonstrating those weapons on Montana and Wyoming.



Everything is a social construct and ethics is a tool, yet for some reason human rights are supposed to transcend borders -- at least that is what an evolved person like Bobby thinks.
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On paper (rather, digital screens), Moviebob claims to evolve. In practice, Moviebob actually chooses to evolve whenever it's politically convenient (see COVID-19 vaccination).

If human rights weren't granted by authorities, then where does it come from? Don't tell me it's God.
"You know, the thing..."



Yes, humans are basically good and most are driven by ideals and kindness. Unless they're Moviebob, who's driven by sanctimony and avarice.



Could someone remind me again which party's constituents actively fought against building a wall along the U.S./Mexico border from between 2017 and 2020? I'm pretty sure the majority of them were members of the Ass Party.



To say Moviebob has the memory of a goldfish is an insult to goldfish. Fuckwit in Chief Biden won Arizona in 2020.



Moviebob is capable of feeling guilt? Given Bob's perpetually holier-than-thou demeanor, I would've thought it impossible for Bob to feel guilt or remorse.



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So that's why everybody hates Bobby.
Yep. Moviebob is dead intellectual weight.



"Pretending for spite" is the only reason Moviebob falsely identifies as a thinker.



Bobby puts this four-year-old shit [...] on TikTok
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How 'bout NO?



Bobby has been screwed by some extremely bad people, more than once.
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That's a good thing!



Hypocrisy alert! Hasn't Moviebob been railing on South Park for the better part of three months?




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There is no fucking context.
You first, Sessler Moviebob 2.0.



Just another Saturday night in Boston and our tough guy has seen it all.
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I thought Bobby frequents the more refined watering holes around Harvard and MIT?
Should retract my earlier statement about Moviebob not spending $8 for X-Twitter privileges in favor of a six-pack of beer? Should I instead refer to this as to what Moviebob would rather spend $8 on per month?



Anyone who voted for and continues to support FiC Biden has the permanent stain of several thousand Ukrainian citizens' blood on their hands



[reads Kavu Stock's post]

Conclusion: No lies detected.



Someone found us the lowdown on Will Stancil -- quelle surprise, he is on Soros's payroll.
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So speaketh Moviebob, Neoliberal shill.



You first, Bob. You first. Then maybe we can finally fit your eternal consciousness onto a 144K floppy drive (and still have 143.9 kilobytes' worth of data storage space left over).



Rent free.
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Tangent: I had a flu shot fourteen days befor Thanksgiving. I've been suffering a sore throat and some rather nasty-sounding coughing spasms since. If this is how I react to a flu shot, I'm leery of any other innoculations.



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Ahem. Batman vs. Superman
And the Harry Potter and Hunger Games franchises.
 
Moviebob: "No! Not the Frosty machine!"
Moviebob only eats small amounts of mcdonalds for the average sized person; he does not give a flying fuck about Wendy's.

Hypocrisy alert! Hasn't Moviebob been railing on South Park for the better part of three months?
Bob's whole attitude towards South Park resembles a kid I used to know who HATED the Andy Griffith Show. Specifically, the theme song. Not because it was a bad show, or even a bad theme song, but because it meant the cartoons were over for the day. That's pretty damned autistic reasoning, and it's the same kind of reasoning Bob's using here. How autistic can Bob get?!

Btw I heard they combined the flu shot with the coof shot this year.
 
You guise do not understand. Bob couldn't do his job of watching a movie and talking about that movie because the press screening took place a WEEK BEFORE THANKSGIVING!
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Did Bob have to go out of Boston? No.
Did Bob have to make sure his house was ready for guests? No.
Did Bob have to take a week to chemically cook a turkey in hot sauce and/or Mountain Dew? No.
Did Bob have to deal with his wife's/gf's family at an early Thanksgiving? No.
Did Bob have to recover from a particularly bad political discourse around the Thanksgiving table a week before Thanksgiving? No.
Did Bob go to Stockbridge Massachusetts and camp out at THE Alice's Restaurant to get a pre-Thanksgiving meal that couldn't be beat? No.

So what happened a week before Thanksgiving? After going back through the thread the only thing that I can think of him having personal things to deal with is dealing with The Marvels flopping. The only other thing of note is that he changed his profile picture to current, puffy faced, AI generated looking one. Regardless of if something actually did happen, his wording is that the problem is that the movie screening happened a week before Thanksgiving. It's not up for interpretation. He said it. This is so much more pathetic than his "I didn't want to make money talking about the Super Mario Movie because of muh mentals". I would love to know who actually buys this.
 
27Nov#27
Jap comic books versus American comic books.
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"Muh One Piece" is the biggest crutch argument there is and anyone who uses it is just signalling that don't have any nuanced take. He could've easily countered with how unrestrained creator control can have some series fly off the rails or just wither and die due to lack of interest on the writer's part.
 
"Muh One Piece" is the biggest crutch argument there is and anyone who uses it is just signalling that don't have any nuanced take. He could've easily countered with how unrestrained creator control can have some series fly off the rails or just wither and die due to lack of interest on the writer's part.
And One Piece has stayed on the rails the entire time. Meanwhile, the rails aren't able to be seen in regards to American comics.
 
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