Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[manlikebigp]

I really, really don't get MATI very often. Internet arguments never rile me up, and reading about some of the most disgusting sick lolcows doesn't get to me. But this guy just fucking enrages me. He's like the Platonic Form of a lonely whiny twitter fag.​

 

[link1234]

I think Bob hates Star Wars because he was never the "Star Wars guys," and he hates fans of Star Wars because he likes to kick people when they are down. Filoni didn't follow it up with a stupid statement like that because the future of his Star Wars projects is in jeopardy and he's not a scumbag who likes mocking fans on Twitter (even though he's not very good at writing live action Star Wars shows).

Just a reminder. Bob was in denial the Mario Bros. not being from Brooklyn for decades after Yoshi's Island came out. Someone should have told him that it is all made up.

02Dec#19
Real film aficionados, fans of Mad Maxine, are getting the taste of their own medicine.


02Dec#20

I guess the problem is not the female lead; it is her being lame and (most probably literally) gay.

Ana Joy Taylor is thick as a toothpick. Nobody in there right mind will take her seriously in that role. It has nothing to do with woke.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I really, really don't get MATI very often. Internet arguments never rile me up, and reading about some of the most disgusting sick lolcows doesn't get to me. But this guy just fucking enrages me. He's like the Platonic Form of a lonely whiny twitter fag.​

And Dunning-Kreuger. He's aggressively up his own ass to the point that it makes his ignorance shine through.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I really, really don't get MATI very often. Internet arguments never rile me up, and reading about some of the most disgusting sick lolcows doesn't get to me. But this guy just fucking enrages me. He's like the Platonic Form of a lonely whiny twitter fag.​

Remember: it's all pure, unadulterated copium. He's a literal 40 year old virgin incel (apologies to virgin incels, most of you don't deserve to be lumped in with Moviebob.) He lives with his mom. His YouTube channel is failing. His Patreon is dying a death by 1,000 cuts. He's suckling off the teat of an infinitely more successful YouTuber (MatPat has even had sex!) His beloved Marvel franchise is crumbling. Elon Musk bought Twitter and took away his beloved Blue Checkmark.

Can he be infuriating? Yes. But once you calm down and look at the situation rationally, you'll realize his smugness is his way of coping with his failures. Robert Chipman is impotently bawling, and aside from us, nobody pays him any attention.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

For a marketing stunt someone shot up a cyber truck with 3 different guns, using 2 different calibers. Bob thinks he's spotted subterfuge.
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1730793677151248687
If you're unaware of why this is amazingly ignorant allow me to freedom fag for a moment and explain why everything Bob has to say on guns is retarded. It's the last bit where he questions why they didn't use a .45 handgun. They didn't use a 45 handgun because they used a fully automatic Thompson submachine gun. You know what a Thompson, or Tommy gun as most people call it and is shown in the video right along with the caliber it fires, fires? The same exact round that comes out of a .45 handgun. It's like saying you prefer a double barrel 12 gauge shotgun over a pump 12 gauge shotgun because the double barrel has more stopping power. It's like saying you prefer your car to be painted red because red cars go faster. It's stupid. It's doubly stupid from a great thinker like the Lord of Lynn with his totally real .357 revolver that he got from grandpappy that he has to register and takes to the range often enough that he has legit used that as a reason for people not to mess with him. It's triply stupid because it says it's using .45 caliber ammunition in 21 second long video so he doesn't even have the excuse of not knowing what a Tommy gun shoots. He impresses me sometimes with his proud ignorance.

Guess which Bostonian woke up sober this morning!

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I'm tired of the "Nobody knew Iron Man existed until the movie" shit.

He's a character who's been around since the 60's. He's been in cartoons and video games. Prior to 2008, If you showed random people a drawing of Iron Man, more people than you think would probably recognize the image and know his name is Iron Man, even if they don't know anything more about the character.

Even that counts as name recognition.

 

[Mola Ram]

Remember: it's all pure, unadulterated copium. He's a literal 40 year old virgin incel (apologies to virgin incels, most of you don't deserve to be lumped in with Moviebob.) He lives with his mom. His YouTube channel is failing. His Patreon is dying a death by 1,000 cuts. He's suckling off the teat of an infinitely more successful YouTuber (MatPat has even had sex!) His beloved Marvel franchise is crumbling. Elon Musk bought Twitter and took away his beloved Blue Checkmark.

Can he be infuriating? Yes. But once you calm down and look at the situation rationally, you'll realize his smugness is his way of coping with his failures. Robert Chipman is impotently bawling, and aside from us, nobody pays him any attention.

A nontrivial number of people on this board, myself included, seem to go through this journey where, as a newbie, Bob's unique blend of ignorance, smugness, and viciousness raises unhealthy levels of anger ... but after awhile, you see how absurd and pointless and impotent it is, and it all becomes funny again.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I'm tired of the "Nobody knew Iron Man existed until the movie" shit.

He's a character who's been around since the 60's. He's been in cartoons and video games. Prior to 2008, If you showed random people a drawing of Iron Man, more people than you think would probably recognize the image and know his name is Iron Man, even if they don't know anything more about the character.

Even that counts as name recognition.

Can confirm.

A computer repair shop where I hung out at and played magic when I was like 13 and just learning nerd culture was owned by a Lady who was an Iron Man Fangirl (before the age of Nerd Chique so she was a real nerd) and had Iron Man posters on the wall.

It surprised me when I first heard that Iron Man wasn't "Major" because he was one of the first Comic Book Characters I really knew about beyond Spiderman.

 

[Mr Processor]

Can confirm.

A computer repair shop where I hung out at and played magic when I was like 13 and just learning nerd culture was owned by a Lady who was an Iron Man Fangirl (before the age of Nerd Chique so she was a real nerd) and had Iron Man posters on the wall.

It surprised me when I first heard that Iron Man wasn't "Major" because he was one of the first Comic Book Characters I really knew about beyond Spiderman.

Iron Man was always fairly popular with comic book fans and people who consumed comic book related media, and the Avengers showed up in things before they were in movies:

This one was a port of an arcade game and it was on SNES too, but I bet Bob never even rented it from his local Blockbuster video (this is the version I have). The only other Marvel superhero team I can think of on the Genesis was the Xmen. (That doesn't mean, say, Fantastic 4 didn't get a game just that I don't remember there being one.) Later you had Marvel vs. Capcom as someone else already mentioned, which I remember being a pretty big deal in the local arcade, but did Bob ever go to an arcade? I guess he goes to bootleg Dave & Busters now, but I meant as a young person. (Aside: I found Dave & Busters quite disappointing when we had our work Christmas party there and I enjoyed the one we had at Top Golf more.)

A nontrivial number of people on this board, myself included, seem to go through this journey where, as a newbie, Bob's unique blend of ignorance, smugness, and viciousness raises unhealthy levels of anger ... but after awhile, you see how absurd and pointless and impotent it is, and it all becomes funny again.

I used to read a comic strip called Dinkle the Unlovable Loser, about a Loser who was so awful he wasn't even lovable. I always think of Bob in relation to that comic strip.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Guess which Bostonian woke up sober this morning!
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what page was that?

I'm tired of the "Nobody knew Iron Man existed until the movie" shit.

He's a character who's been around since the 60's. He's been in cartoons and video games. Prior to 2008, If you showed random people a drawing of Iron Man, more people than you think would probably recognize the image and know his name is Iron Man, even if they don't know anything more about the character.

Even that counts as name recognition.

Either Bob himself only knew Iron Man from comics, and didn't watch the cartoons or play the games, or he's being completely fucking disingenuous. I'm betting the latter.

Can confirm.

A computer repair shop where I hung out at and played magic when I was like 13 and just learning nerd culture was owned by a Lady who was an Iron Man Fangirl (before the age of Nerd Chique so she was a real nerd) and had Iron Man posters on the wall.

It surprised me when I first heard that Iron Man wasn't "Major" because he was one of the first Comic Book Characters I really knew about beyond Spiderman.

I think Bob meant "normies" didn't know who Iron Man was, not comic book fans.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

what page was that?

That was his tweet from last night asking why they didn't shoot the cybertruck with a bullet that they already shot it with.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

dont you know friendo that THE MOVIEBOB PRODUCTIONS tm is a totally functioning operation

also that iron man hottake is bait, nobody can be that mongo, even bobo roberto

Hi, you must be new here.

I think Bob hates Star Wars because he was never the "Star Wars guys," and he hates fans of Star Wars because he likes to kick people when they are down. Filoni didn't follow it up with a stupid statement like that because the future of his Star Wars projects is in jeopardy and he's not a scumbag who likes mocking fans on Twitter (even though he's not very good at writing live action Star Wars shows).

It's not really about Star Wars, it's about defending Disney from the evil ghouls who say they're less than perfect. Because in Bob's little fantasy world, if he keeps defending them, they'll finally give him the big movie career he's always wanted.

Remember: it's all pure, unadulterated copium. He's a literal 40 year old virgin incel (apologies to virgin incels, most of you don't deserve to be lumped in with Moviebob.) He lives with his mom. His YouTube channel is failing. His Patreon is dying a death by 1,000 cuts. He's suckling off the teat of an infinitely more successful YouTuber (MatPat has even had sex!) His beloved Marvel franchise is crumbling. Elon Musk bought Twitter and took away his beloved Blue Checkmark.

Can he be infuriating? Yes. But once you calm down and look at the situation rationally, you'll realize his smugness is his way of coping with his failures. Robert Chipman is impotently bawling, and aside from us, nobody pays him any attention.

All true, except Bob is 42. I wonder how much of it Bob believes and how much of it is him thinking people will just believe his lies.

Because while we know that Bob believes if he just thinks something hard enough, it'll come true. He also believes the majority of humans are barely evolved, knuckle dragging apes and his below average intelligence makes him a genius compared to most people. Probably a combination of both.

I'm tired of the "Nobody knew Iron Man existed until the movie" shit.

He's a character who's been around since the 60's. He's been in cartoons and video games. Prior to 2008, If you showed random people a drawing of Iron Man, more people than you think would probably recognize the image and know his name is Iron Man, even if they don't know anything more about the character.

Even that counts as name recognition.

If Bob was barely aware of him, then the rest of humanity couldn't have known of his existence. (The important line is at 0:19)

 

[blablabla]

mad maxine looks like shit and miller went full retard in this one.

 

[Mola Ram]

mad maxine looks like shit and miller went full retard in this one.

The CGI really does look awful, it was the first thing I noticed. Particularly after Fury Road wowed everyone with all the practical effects and the understated use of CGI.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The CGI really does look awful, it was the first thing I noticed. Particularly after Fury Road wowed everyone with all the practical effects and the understated use of CGI.

I am rather curious on why and how the world in Mad Max went to the dogs.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Remember: it's all pure, unadulterated copium. He's a literal 40 year old virgin incel (apologies to virgin incels, most of you don't deserve to be lumped in with Moviebob.) He lives with his mom. His YouTube channel is failing. His Patreon is dying a death by 1,000 cuts. He's suckling off the teat of an infinitely more successful YouTuber (MatPat has even had sex!) His beloved Marvel franchise is crumbling. Elon Musk bought Twitter and took away his beloved Blue Checkmark.

Can he be infuriating? Yes. But once you calm down and look at the situation rationally, you'll realize his smugness is his way of coping with his failures. Robert Chipman is impotently bawling, and aside from us, nobody pays him any attention.

Mat pat has had sex shouldn't be something to strive for, but for Bob it's the Boulder of Syphius. Every time he gets close to pussy, the Boulder falls back down the hill. That will always be worth watching

 

[Mola Ram]

I am rather curious on why and how the world in Mad Max went to the dogs.

The fact that it's George Miller means that I'm not writing it off until it comes out and I read some reviews from non-MSM sources ... but one shouldn't forget that Miller also directed Beyond Thunderdome, and that's a movie with plenty of problems of its own.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I always consider it funny that when Rian Johnson was put in charge of The Last Jedi. he looked at all the stuff J.J. Abrams had set up for the sequel trilogy and decided to blow it all up in his movie. Leaving Abrams to try to come up with something for the last movie like "vats full of Snoke clones" and "sure her parents were nobodies, but grandfather was Emperor Palpatine." There's this writing party game where each person writes a line in a story and then hands it of to the next person. Rian is the kind of dick who when handed the notebook, would write something designed to mess up all the previous lines.

Part of me wished they reigned Rian in a lot of things because he does have good ideas for Star Wars. But he should've never been allowed to disregard the plans to do his own thing, messing up the flow of the films. Maybe he was directing a stand alone film would've worked, but not when it's the second chapter of a larger story. Which was Bullshit.

Edit:

The fact that it's George Miller means that I'm not writing it off until it comes out and I read some reviews from non-MSM sources ... but one shouldn't forget that Miller also directed Beyond Thunderdome, and that's a movie with plenty of problems of its own.

I get the feeling it's because it still in getting ironed out. So I wouldn't write it out either, given Miller has more hits than misses. But I do find it rather annoying how the first thing they go onto is the same woke accusation, despite being in production for a while.

 

[JayHarrison]

A grown man was "tricked" to have a photo taken with Lauren Boebert. The habits of a slave die hard.

OK, Bob, but would you care to describe anyone other than yourself on this matter?

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And here's where I'm torn on the matter of Target vs. Wal-Mart. Target's got the better customer service when shopping in person, but Wal-Mart has more agreeable politics.

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Bobby is bullish about the advent of video game movies.

I think I'll let Koby Fish and Mr Processor handle this one before I say, once again, that for being such a Thinker™, Moviebob sure as fuck doesn't know how to do research.

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The resort will be in Orlando, Florida.

I'm not religious, but thank God it's not being built in California! Gavin Newsom is the lunatic that Moviebob could only wish DeSantis was.

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Moviebob Bingo score for both "Not a Person" and "Blatant Twitter TOS Violation" (the latter for dehumanization and targeted harassment).

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Real film aficionados, fans of Mad Maxine, are getting the taste of their own medicine.

No, Bob. If they were lining up with the bad guys, they'd be lining up with you, you fat, fascistic fuckwad!

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I guess the problem is not the female lead; it is her being lame and (most probably literally) gay.

As opposed to closeted dorks like Moviebob.

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Jealous, Bob?

 

[Mr Processor]

I think I'll let Koby Fish and Mr Processor handle this one before I say, once again, that for being such a Thinker™, Moviebob sure as fuck doesn't know how to do research.

"One of those fighting games" shows how much thought he's put into this. Even when his favorite presidential candidate said, "Pokemon Go to the polls," it had more content than this. So, let's see Bob which fighting game do you mean? Injustice? Super Smash Brothers? Mortal Kombat? Or do you mean World Heroes? The Last Blade? Fatal Fury? Tekken? Soul Calibur? Samurai Spirits? Melty Blood? Under Night In-Birth Exe:Late?

None of those games would make sense as "FAST & FURIOUS for punching instead of driving." Some of them are based on other IPs like DC characters or other Nintendo games. Some are just taking place in samurai times, involve time travel or have vampires in them. Then there is Mortal Kombat which has had a bunch of movies already so we already know how they are going to perform. (And again, I forget which FAST & FURIOUS movie had demons in it.)

This is what happens when Bob wants to pretend to be an expert but can't even research the thing he's talking about. Surely he'd have come up with something better if he had any idea what he was talking about. Does he even mean fighting games? Or is there some other type of game he thinks is a fighting game?