Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The best part about Fury Road was despite it being so weirdly girl power Max has to step in and save them from their own bad decisions. I don't know if they can do that twice.

 

[ChampFantana]

The Mad Max movies aren't even watchable outside of The Road Warrior.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Godzilla is based in reality donchano? Trust bookies and consoomers who gamble!

https://twitter.com/EmoScottPilgrim/status/1730829763021803677

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1731143437842288674

I don't know what else I could even add to this.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Someone made a song about MatPat. Say what you will about that sperg, he's struck YouTube gold.

Robert, despite fancying himself a member of MatPat's team, isn't mentioned or shown once. Nor is he mentioned or credited on MatPat's wiki.

No matter how much dick he sucks, Robert is ignored. Forget being has-been, Robert is a never-will.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Someone made a song about MatPat. Say what you will about that sperg, he's struck YouTube gold.

Robert, despite fancying himself a member of MatPat's team, isn't mentioned or shown once. Nor is he mentioned or credited on MatPat's wiki.

No matter how much dick he sucks, Robert is ignored. Forget being has-been, Robert is a never-will.

I want to say in the Dr Strange 2 video Mat did mention that Bob was part of his team (because Bob made the giga-brain observation, that Wanda a character introduced as a literal terrorist who had been a marvel villain in the comics before would probably be a villain at some point in the MCU) however, in MatPat's video about the most watch show on TV & why Twitter is bad for following trends (it was Yellowstone which apparently no one on his team knew) they showed a bunch of avatars for the team but none seemed to look like Bob in any way. I wonder if he's more free lance than an employee? Either way, no idea why you'd keep around Moviebob instead of just using wikipedia yourself.

 

[Mr Processor]

I don't know what else I could even add to this.

Bob doesn't actually care about verisimilitude in movies, but putting King Kong and Godzilla together is taking two very different films and attempting to force them together.

While Kong was certainly a large creature in the original film, he was not kaiju size. So, the King Kong in the American Monsterverse movies has very little to do with the original character. For whatever reason, rather than create a new monster and getting creative with it they became autistically fixated on the idea that King Kong is "the American Kaiju" even though he was never that. So, they basically changed him into a gigantic ape that could be reasonable believed to not instantly lose against the King of Monsters. I don't know if they had him breath fire or shoot electricity out of his eyes since I haven't seen the movie, but I have to wonder if he was just a giantic ape how he was expected to win, and not simply burn in atomic fire.

 

[BScCollateral]

I think Bob meant "normies" didn't know who Iron Man was, not comic book fans.

Yeah; I take "Nobody heard of Iron Man until the films" as a bit of rhetorical exaggeration.
Of course he had a fandom and showed up in a lot of places, but everyone was a little surprised when they chose to make their first film about him. I always thought he was clearly underperforming.

 

[King Dead]

I want to say in the Dr Strange 2 video Mat did mention that Bob was part of his team (because Bob made the giga-brain observation, that Wanda a character introduced as a literal terrorist who had been a marvel villain in the comics before would probably be a villain at some point in the MCU) however, in MatPat's video about the most watch show on TV & why Twitter is bad for following trends (it was Yellowstone which apparently no one on his team knew) they showed a bunch of avatars for the team but none seemed to look like Bob in any way. I wonder if he's more free lance than an employee? Either way, no idea why you'd keep around Moviebob instead of just using wikipedia yourself.

I can't imagine Matrick Patrick is a fan of Bob in any way, probably doesn't even know who he is, so I doubt the offer came from him directly. Maybe someone in his staff did for whatever reason; I can certainly imagine there's at least one person in that group dumb enough to actually like Bob and want him to do some work for them. After all, there are still approximately 800 retards giving him money every month, and it's not like the Theory channels have much of a brain trust working for them. I'm pretty sure this is a good approximation of their video creation process, just replace the categories with some entertainment property, a character, and what they secretly are:

As for why they keep him around? My guess is he works cheap. For Bob, his primary goal has always been to be part of a bigger network, whether it was working for The Escapist, Geek.com, ScreenRant, The Escapist again, or now MatPat. He views a solo outfit as less prestigious than working for something larger for some reason, despite the fact that, if he'd focused on his channel solely the whole time instead of letting it atrophy, he'd probably be better off and not hamstrung by the algorithm. This is also probably why he refers to his channel with plural "we" pronouns, to imply that he has his own team and isn't just yelling into a camera in Mom's basement alone.

Thus, I could definitely see him working for peanuts solely so he can claim that he's part of a much bigger channel. At that rate, might as well let him do the Wikipedia gruntwork you don't feel like, then throw out any actual writing he submits and use a script that people would actually want to listen to.

This is getting me curious about how many videos Bob is credited on. I tried doing a search since YouTube has a "description:" operator, but even with that, it still threw in a bunch of unrelated shit. Thus, it's time to fire up the ol' autism generator and go through every video manually.

Spoiler: warning, major autism

So full disclosure, I might miss a video or two. In order to figure out when this started, I looked only at Marvel-related videos and checked to see if Bob was in the credits. The earliest one of those I found is my starting point, though I checked a few videos earlier just to be sure. If he contributed to anything posted before that, I didn't see it. I'm also not checking any of the other channels because I really don't care to go through multiple channels of MatPat dreck.

So the first video I found with Bob as a credited writer is this one about WandaVision. That was released February 4, 2021. Since then, there have been 144 videos released (Jesus Christ how does anyone watch this shit, these thumbnails and video descriptions are fucking embarrassing, I hate zoomers (if you're reading this and you like this kind of content, please note I don't hate you personally, I just hate clickbait)).

Of these videos, Bob is credited as a writer on 37 and a researcher on 3, so he contributed to 40/145 in total, barely a third. Breaking it down further:

• Nineteen writing credits were on Marvel, as were two researcher credits, the majority of his work
• Four were on Disney (a fifth also mentioned it in the title but the description was more about the industry at large)
• Two were on Monsterverse stuff around the time Godzilla vs. Kong came out
• Two were on Mario (though there were other Mario videos that did not
• One was on Rick and Morty (again, not something Bob frequently contributed to)
• One was on Morbius, which I did not include with the MCU stuff above
• The remaining nine were on various topics, like the movie industry, Indiana Jones, and Twitter (lol)

So Bob gets somewhat regular work, though I believe not as much as some of the other writers MatPat has on hand.

Here's the interesting part, which I'm breaking out of the spoiler tag. I didn't break this down perfectly over every year because I only started to think about it by the time I got to 2023, but since the beginning of this year, Bob has only contributed to eight videos. That's half of what he averaged over the first two years. His latest video was less than a month ago, but before that, his previous one was in June (the Indy video, dunno why he was a part of that). A big reason for this, I think, is that they haven't been putting out anywhere near as many Marvel-related videos, which are the only ones that Bob reliably has a hand in, although not all the time.

Now that I think about it, maybe this is a contributing factor to why Bob stans the MCU as hard as he does. He truly has hitched his wagon to its success, and now that there's going to be practically nothing to talk about for a while, his opportunities for working on this channel that's far bigger than his will ever be are slim pickings. What else can he feign expertise in, honestly?

In summary, I might be wrong about someone other than MatPat throwing him a bone here. If it were an occasional gig, I could see it as some staffer doing him a favor, but the semi-regularity of it makes me think it was someone higher up, maybe the just-a-theoryman himself. Considering he sold the channels to some other company recently, perhaps that's why Bob's not getting as many jobs this year, or maybe it's just because without capeshit to talk about, there's no point in bringing him in to do some Wikipedia searches. We won't get answers, of course, but it's fun to speculate.

I am exhausted. Please, nobody ask me to do something like this again. If I get the idea to do so, please stop me.

 

[Positron]

03Dec#01

03Dec#02

So where is Taylor Lorenz's?

03Dec#03


03Dec#04
Talking head slapfights.

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03Dec#05
It seems Kowloon Saugus, close to where Bobby lives, is a Thunderdome of sorts.

Isn't Holy Ground a Believer concept? You only mention bad targets, never "bad location".

03Dec#06
Cybertruck is seen in the wild.


03Dec#07

America needs this. Who doesn't like the smell of roasted niggers past midnight?

03Dec#08
Men winning women's sport and leering at women in changing rooms are "non-existent problem" according to The Serfs. A funny movie is going to cause bomb threats, which is a totally existent problem you know?


03Dec#09

You still beat up women for "sport", Alan.

03Dec#10


03Dec#11

I would recommend none of them to a high-school student. Nicomachean Ethics is a very important work, but without a modern guide a high-school student will be all at sea. None of the rest is mainstream philosophy.

Here is the whole list. If I still had hair on my head it would have all fallen off due to the violence of my shaking.

I would only recommend 1984, Brave New World, and The Selfish Gene; the rest are either too long, too partisan, or too idiosyncratic. If I were a school librarian I would outright ban Rich Dad, Poor Dad.

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03Dec#12
It is a pity that Godzilla Minus One didn't come out half a year earlier; or Writers Guild of America and the Screen Actor Guild would be eating shit by now.

Bobby loves bloat, if you don't realized that by now. And to the last respondent: even with 10+ times the budget per film, American hacks still regularly complain they can't afford rent and food. The problem isn't the budget, the problem is Americans' mentality of consoomerism and entitlement.

03Dec#13
Someone compares the director to Minus One to the director of The Creator. Bobby will have none of it.


03Dec#14
Nerdrotic likes Minus One.

Yet if your "message" to this man is that he is undeniably a man and there is nothing else he can change the fact, he'd be so perpetually upset that he'd cry bloody murder.

03Dec#15
Meanwhile Bobby spergs about the political allegory of Godzilla films.


03Dec#16

So the "message" of Minus One is "a bunch of losers and social outcasts band together and fight against -- and conquer -- unimaginable odds". A tired trope that people can't get enough of, and sometimes it can be done well.

03Dec#17

I don't like Miyazaki at all and I can't give two fucks about what he thinks. BTW the last Miyazaki anime -- the very, very, very last!!! Honest!!! Promise!!! No Lie!!!! -- will open in Hong Kong one week before Wish. The Rat is so crushed I almost feel sorry.

03Dec#18


03Dec#18


03Dec#19
More Best Of The Year / Best Ever.


03Dec#20

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03Dec#21


03Dec#22
Bobby thinks media people aren't real people -- and who can gainsay that?


03Dec#23

If Rat employees deliberately sabotage production to "get even" at Iger, the only solution is to fire them all.

03Dec#24

I'm sure Mommy Chipman isn't lying when she says she loves you Bobby. BTW, money is not a participation trophy. If you suck at your job, you don't get paid.

03Dec#25


03Dec#26

I can't parse this shit.

03Dec#27

Says the man who thinks anything shat out by James Gunn is an auteur project.

03Dec#28

Why does Bobby censor the word "ground"?

03Dec#29


03Dec#30

No disagreement from me.

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03Dec#31


03Dec#32
Snyder hate


03Dec#33


03Dec#34
Some jap takes the knee.


03Dec#35
If you manage to offend your fanbase, the world is your oyster.

Bobby, it bears repeating, isn't just bad at math. He can't logic if his life depended on it.

03Dec#36

If being a nerd is no longer fun, have you tried not being a nerd and -- what's that phrase again? -- touch grass?

03Dec#37


03Dec#38


03Dec#39


03Dec#40
Little girl finds out how scary beluga whales can be. I don't get Bobby's reference.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

03Dec#15
Meanwhile Bobby spergs about the political allegory of Godzilla films.

"The politics of Final Wars are actually really deep and subtle so you might have missed it if you don't have a high enough IQ. You see first and foremost Japan hates America, well I mean they hate this one American film, well it's kind of American because of the American actors and studio but it was directed by a German who makes disaster movie blockbusters, well this was kind of a disaster movie but it was really a deconstruction of the kaiju genre, well it was kind of a deconstruction of kaiju genre but when someone deconstructs a a movie or genre like Glass Onion or the Star Wars it's actually a GOOD thing but nobody liked the American Godzilla so it's not real deconstruction kinda. So...you can start there, for one, you media illiterate fucking invertebrate."
~Guy who also thinks Lord Farkwad was a political message in Shrek

03Dec#17

I don't like Miyazaki at all and I can't give two fucks about what he thinks. BTW the last Miyazaki anime -- the very, very, very last!!! Honest!!! Promise!!! No Lie!!!! -- will open in Hong Kong one week before Wish. The Rat is so crushed I almost feel sorry.

"I watched the movie and know some trivia so I get it,"
~Guy who can vote

03Dec#25

You know what young kids don't have? Disposable income and a car of their own to drive to the theater.

"The Avengers, a movie I did a two hour Really That Good review on and the lynch pin to the past decade of my life, is for babies and kids young enough to still be in elementary school."
~The copiest and sneediest consoomer hanging a lampshade.

03Dec#40
Little girl finds out how scary beluga whales can be. I don't get Bobby's reference.

Raffi was a musician who made songs like Banana Phone and Baby Beluga. That's it. That's the joke. A guy made a song for kids about a sweet baby whale and Bob attempts to make a joke about. Two problems tho, it's not even a joke, it's a reference, and Bob is so irony poisoned that whatever joke might be gleamed from it is immediately lost. It's like he's trying to invoke the styling of Manlet Thorin or any of the other Bobposters and fails utterly in trying to ape them because Bob is incapable of being silly.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Here is the whole list. If I still had hair on my head it would have all fallen off due to the violence of my shaking.

I would only recommend 1984, Brave New World, and The Selfish Gene; the rest are either too long, too partisan, or too idiosyncratic. If I were a school librarian I would outright ban Rich Dad, Poor Dad.

If I were a school librarian, I would personally stock most of those books, though perhaps not recommend them. I would stock, and recommend, classical literature (The Three Musketeers, Shakespeare's works, Dickens' novels, etc.), The Bell Curve (as well as the articles written in rebuttal), and The Creature from Jekyll Island. Rand and Kiyosaki would be banned, though.

Now, on to Robert.

03Dec#23

If Rat employees deliberately sabotage production to "get even" at Iger, the only solution is to fire them all.

Better yet, replace them with AI. I want to see Robert twist himself into knots defending the Rat replacing employees with robots.

03Dec#22
Bobby thinks media people aren't real people -- and who can gainsay that?

Robert joined 4,650 days ago. At 311,806 xeets (as of this post), that's about 67 Xeets per day, or 2.79 xeets every hour, on the hour.

"But wait, most of those were before Elmo took over Xitter!" I hear you cry. You make a good point! Let's look over the last 30 days:

This works out to an average of 23.7 xeets per day, or nearly 1 xeet per hour, every hour, on the hour, for a month. And this represents a decline in his Xitter activity, and none of these count likes and ReXeets.

By his own Xeet, Robert is not a real person. He is an NPC. But I suspect most Kiwis figured that out long ago.

Why does Bobby censor the word "ground"?

I think I've just figured out why he censors himself. By censoring himself, he fools the Xitter algorithm. He'd normally have been reported and banned, but by self-censoring he manages to slip by.

03Dec#33

Nobody in this Xeet chain understands DBZ or One Punch Man. DBZ, at its core, is about a man who constantly tests his limits. OPM is about a man who, fundamentally, has no limits. Both concepts are pushed to the extreme for laughs and drama.

Robert wouldn't know what mythology it's originally based off without reading the wiki- and he certainly hasn't read the source mythology either.

03Dec#31

Hate to break it to ya, Robert, but Meg Ryan isn't reading your Xeets, and even if she was she wouldn't bang you.

I don't know, or care, about Jack Quaid, but I'm willing to bet Robert wishes he was a "nepo baby."

03Dec#36

If being a nerd is no longer fun, have you tried not being a nerd and -- what's that phrase again? -- touch grass?

No, Robert, you love the rage. You love getting pissed off, and you love dumping on your betters. Avoiding the controversy is as simple as not looking up reviews, YouTube videos, or the comments section. But you deliberately seek it out. This is a cage you've built for yourself.

 

[WelperHelper99]

03Dec#01

Cue the Assad who must go meme

03Dec#03

I think both Isreal and Russia moving kids around from their enemies is scummy as fuck. I think it's equally as scummy no one is talking about Isreal, Bob included, given the emphasis on Russia

03Dec#07

America needs this. Who doesn't like the smell of roasted niggers past midnight

If Musk put one of his flame throwers on a cyberpunk, fuck it, I'd buy one. Bob thinks it's stupid because Musk is south African. Honestly a little racist Blob. A great solution to carjacking.

Raffi was a musician who made songs like Banana Phone and Baby Beluga. That's it. That's the joke. A guy made a song for kids about a sweet baby whale and Bob attempts to make a joke about. Two problems tho, it's not even a joke, it's a reference, and Bob is so irony poisoned that whatever joke might be gleamed from it is immediately lost. It's like he's trying to invoke the styling of Manlet Thorin or any of the other Bobposters and fails utterly in trying to ape them because Bob is incapable of being silly.

Ah. I don't even think Bob chuckled at the girl getting a fright from the whale, just that he could have a movie reference

Better yet, replace them with AI. I want to see Robert twist himself into knots defending the Rat replacing employees with robots

That would be his zero seconds to midnight, nukes dropping moment. He'd have to defend it and completely invalidate his entire former stance. I got the popcorn bucket ready

 

[JayHarrison]

So where is Taylor Lorenz's?

If they gave out participation trophies for journalism, there's a good reason Movebob doesn't have one: Moviebob isn't a journalist.

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It seems Kowloon Saugus, close to where Bobby lives, is a Thunderdome of sorts.

Isn't Holy Ground a Believer concept? You only mention bad targets, never "bad location".

I think I know why Kowloon is Holy Ground to Moviebob: It shares its name with a city in the Chinese territory of Hong Kong China.

(Side note: The fellow who was stabbed in this incident, as per several Boston-area news outlets, did not survive. Once again, Moviebob's misanthropy is on full display, given Bob's input on the matter is nothing more than a snide comment.)

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Cybertruck is seen in the wild.

Which is it, Bob? Do you want truckers to be replaced with automated vehicles or not?

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Men winning women's sport and leering at women in changing rooms are "non-existent problem" according to The Serfs. A funny movie is going to cause bomb threats, which is a totally existent problem you know?

Instead of using terms such as DunningKruegerbob, I think we should classify Moviebob as a transthinker, which I define as a certifiable idiot who self-identifies as intelligent.

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It is a pity that Godzilla Minus Onedidn't come out half a year earlier; or Writers Guild of America and the Screen Actor Guild would be eating shit by now.


Bobby loves bloat, if you don't realized that by now.

Moviebob's ego is rather open evidence of that.

And to the last respondent: even with 10+ times the budget per film, American hacks still regularly complain they can't afford rent and food. The problem isn't the budget, the problem is Americans' mentality of consoomerism and entitlement.

See also the Vote Blue No Matter Who cult.

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Bobby thinks media people aren't real people -- and who can gainsay that?

And which media would you happen to be in, Bob? The Quilted Northern Times? The Charmin Chronicle?

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I'm sure Mommy Chipman isn't lying when she says she loves you Bobby. BTW, money is not a participation trophy. If you suck at your job, you don't get paid.

Remember: Hitlerbob would happily remove the 62,984,828 Americans guilty of Wrongvote in 2016 if it means preserving a single piece of bad art.

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Says the man who thinks anything shat out by James Gunn is an auteur project.

I wonder if anyone's already matched the salivary DNA on Gunn's boots to Moviebob.

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No disagreement from me.

Moviebob Bingo cards out. The above highlighted segments have earned you a "Self-Descriptive Comment".

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If you manage to offend your fanbase, the world is your oyster.

Bobby [...] can't logic if his life depended on it.

Obvious statement is obvious.

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So says Moviebob, who makes money performing hate.

If being a nerd is no longer fun, have you tried not being a nerd and -- what's that phrase again? -- touch grass?

I wonder if Moviebob's legitimately allergic to grass.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

03Dec#35
If you manage to offend your fanbase, the world is your oyster.

Bobby, it bears repeating, isn't just bad at math. He can't logic if his life depended on it.

Some furry troon - "FALLOUT WAS ALREADY WOKE"
Fallout -


I really don't care if they heap Fallout's corpse onto the consooming pile. The last good thing that happened to the series was New Vegas and that was 2010. I own that and the first 2 on multiple platforms and can go back to them at any point. I am not concerned about them making a nuclear powered Dragonborn nor am I concerned about them calling me sexist because I don't keep something that I don't want to afloat.

 

[BScCollateral]

Yet if your "message" to this man is that he is undeniably a man and there is nothing else he can change the fact, he'd be so perpetually upset that he'd cry bloody murder.

That's Jungle Book: Mowgli's Brothers.
Also, Russians think Bagheera was a girl.

 

[JayHarrison]

If any possible self-awareness could be achieved here, Moviebob would leave the Internet and never return, living life as a permanent Luddite.

 

[The tired cat]

03Dec#03

Thats cool, ya got actual proof or we just gonna repeat what the Ukranian bitches told us?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Isn't Holy Ground a Believer concept? You only mention bad targets, never "bad location".

it's a The Highlander concept. Because of course it is.

I'm sure Mommy Chipman isn't lying when she says she loves you Bobby. BTW, money is not a participation trophy. If you suck at your job, you don't get paid.

Point of Order, Bob: You are not Omniscient, you cannot know the minds of those in the Blue Check's life. You are not God. Therefore your taunt about "never mattering" is toothless, meaningless, and utterly self-masturbatory.

I can't parse this shit.

I'd have to go back over it when I'm not sofa king tired. My Bobese translation skills can take only so much in one day.

Why does Bobby censor the word "ground"?

probably trying to evade the X censors.

03Dec#39

Bob is a retard here. It's not that *whatever* can't swim, it's that most felines hate getting wet - they can swim just fine, even the ones that hate getting wet.

Little girl finds out how scary beluga whales can be. I don't get Bobby's reference.

Raffi made an annoying song that toddlers can't sing on-key for for shit, called Baby Beluga.

~Guy who also thinks Lord Farkwad was a political message in Shrek

Bob analyzing the damn Blue Curtains again, I see.

I wonder if anyone's already matched the salivary DNA on Gunn's boots to Moviebob.

The salivary if we're lucky! I'm betting Bob's full on humping them boots.

Some furry troon - "FALLOUT WAS ALREADY WOKE"
Fallout -
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I really don't care if they heap Fallout's corpse onto the consooming pile. The last good thing that happened to the series was New Vegas and that was 2010. I own that and the first 2 on multiple platforms and can go back to them at any point. I am not concerned about them making a nuclear powered Dragonborn nor am I concerned about them calling me sexist because I don't keep something that I don't want to afloat.

It also proves they don't really understand what the anti-IngSoc crowd means by "woke". They think it broadly means "political in ANY possible way including social commentary", like say, the episode of Star Trek TNG with the monogender hermaphroditic alien J'naii race and how it was basically an allegory for Gayness and "Conversion Therapy" (that actually worked).

"Woke" simply means badly written pandering soyglop.

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If any possible self-awareness could be achieved here, Moviebob would leave the Internet and never return, living life as a permanent Luddite.

Of course when BOB says that, he means the Unpersons that infest it who must be denied oxygen in the Wastelands.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Sad news, friends. After three years of a steady drop, it seems like the Bob's Patreon has reached its plateau. Over the past few months he's hovered around the $2550 mark and hasn't had any steep drops like he did before. Which is a shame because I was hoping he was going to get near $2400 by this point. Though last month he didn't crawl back to $2560 one day like he did the other two months so maybe I can have some of my faith in humanity restored.

Let's see, roughly $2500 a month, times twelve, divided by 52, divided by 40, equals $14.12 an hour. Plus whatever he's making off of YT and MatPat. The minimum wage of Mass. is $15 an hour. But, Bob gets heavier taxes as a self-employed individual, so he probably would make more money flipping burgers if he did the math. But this is Bob, and by his own admission, he sucks at math.

Also, we know his mother's never heard of Graphtreon because if I saw those numbers dropping I'd tell my son to get his shit together now.

 

[The Partisan]

I can't wait until Bob has to get a real job like the people he fucking despises. He's one of the only cows that can make me legit mad at the internet. I don't know exactly how he gets under my skin so badly but I have to take breaks from reading his thread because it makes me so irritated.