Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Imposteroak]

I know Sean of Sean and Jean fame directly told him to shut up but I thought Hbomb just made fun of him behind his back?

That might be what I'm thinking of, I thought there were at least a few others that were on the shut up bob train. Hbomb sticks out in my head as not being a bob enjoyer, but I'm not sure I wanna dig for the specifics myself.

 

[BaskingBarracuda]

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Thanking someone for taking a shot at you in their video is extremely cucked but also not at all surprising for breadtube

 

[Mr Processor]

The midichlorians were lambasted at the time because 1) putting a scientific handle on the Force ruined its mysticism and 2) it then made it even more obvious that anybody COULD become a jedi. Because if midichlorians are related to the Force, why can't you inject someone with a bunch of it to increase their Force abilities? Heck why can't you stick a tank of midichlorians into a droid and have it be a jedi? (hence the joke story of our Lord and Savior, Skippy, the Jedi droid)

I think he got the idea for the midichlorians from Parasite Eve.

 

[Mola Ram]

I think he got the idea for the midichlorians from Parasite Eve.

The weirdness of mitochondria has been remarked on long before Parasite Eve -- look to Madeleine L'Engle's A Wind in the Door, published 1973. If the rumors that Lucas's sequels would have involved actually going to the midichlorians in some sort of Fantastic Voyage sequence are true, then L'Engle is even more likely to be an inspiration.

 

[Mr Processor]

The weirdness of mitochondria has been remarked on long before Parasite Eve -- look to Madeleine L'Engle's A Wind in the Door, published 1973. If the rumors that Lucas's sequels would have involved actually going to the midichlorians in some sort of Fantastic Voyage sequence are true, then L'Engle is even more likely to be an inspiration.

Aha, ok, makes sense. Also, I should have specified I meant the novel, not the game. However, that makes more sense.

 

[Mola Ram]

Aha, ok, makes sense. Also, I should have specified I meant the novel, not the game. However, that makes more sense.

I don't know the novel at all! Who knows, Lucas took inspiration from everything from samurai movies to WWII flicks.

It's the fact mitochondria are so weird that midichlorians never really bugged me. You're talking about a microscopic organism that managed to work together with whatever other microscopic organism devoured it rather than be digested. It's not accurate to describe mitochondria as "symbiotes," but they seem to have started out that way. It's so bizarre that some people have proposed the rise of the eukaryotes is a Great Filter -- such an unlikely occurrence that it explains the seeming lack of intelligent alien life outside of Earth.

Anyway, Bob is fat and no organism he devours would want to partner with him.

 

[Mr Processor]

I don't know the novel at all! Who knows, Lucas took inspiration from everything from samurai movies to WWII flicks.

It's the fact mitochondria are so weird that midichlorians never really bugged me. You're talking about a microscopic organism that managed to work together with whatever other microscopic organism devoured it rather than be digested. It's not accurate to describe mitochondria as "symbiotes," but they seem to have started out that way. It's so bizarre that some people have proposed the rise of the eukaryotes is a Great Filter -- such an unlikely occurrence that it explains the seeming lack of intelligent alien life outside of Earth.

Anyway, Bob is fat and no organism he devours would want to partner with him.

Yes, I don't even want to imagine Bob with Force powers. That'd be a horror story.

 

[Flexo]

I don't know the novel at all! Who knows, Lucas took inspiration from everything from samurai movies to WWII flicks.

It's the fact mitochondria are so weird that midichlorians never really bugged me. You're talking about a microscopic organism that managed to work together with whatever other microscopic organism devoured it rather than be digested. It's not accurate to describe mitochondria as "symbiotes," but they seem to have started out that way. It's so bizarre that some people have proposed the rise of the eukaryotes is a Great Filter -- such an unlikely occurrence that it explains the seeming lack of intelligent alien life outside of Earth.

Anyway, Bob is fat and no organism he devours would want to partner with him.

There was the user who used the Zorak PFP who really had great posts on the history of SW and development (but would always change his name so I can't properly call him out for proper credit) and he could probably tell you the exact details.

BUT

If you watch any interviews and/or do any writing yourself, it becomes kind of obvious. Lucas has a bit of autism to him. (no shame, i probably do too) You'll especially notice this in his works that he will often over-literal things. Like "Uncle" Owen and "aunt" Beru can't just be two friends of the family that raised Luke, they have to literally be step siblings who married into the family because their last name is different.

But then there's a problem. The Jedi are Lucas' little band of Mary Sues. They always do the right things because they are Good People with Good Intensions. Heck they can even see the future! (Notice how on screen the Jedi never fight or have intractable disagreements - even though they're all different aliens, presumably with different visual ranges - they don't even disagree on the paint scheme for their temple!)

So how does Anakin even happen? He apparently not only violates every rule they have (too old to train at 9???) but he sends up all kinds of red flags. So in true autist fashion, Lucas has to invent some way to "measure" how great his Force is (and it's "the greatest") and give it a number nobody can argue against (AND tack on a prophecy) so then his Mary Sue order has no way they can refuse Anakin's joining because who can argue with math?

Really almost everything Plinkett and others have pointed out as faults in the prequels become clear when you realize those 2 things: 1) Lucas takes everything overly literal and sometimes has trouble concepting something as a metaphor or vague. 2) That he could never let certain characters things be at fault. (like a lot of SW lore makes perfect sense if you assume Kenobi is pathological liar - but george obviously doesn't see it that way)

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The weirdness of mitochondria has been remarked on long before Parasite Eve -- look to Madeleine L'Engle's A Wind in the Door, published 1973. If the rumors that Lucas's sequels would have involved actually going to the midichlorians in some sort of Fantastic Voyage sequence are true, then L'Engle is even more likely to be an inspiration.

Aha, ok, makes sense. Also, I should have specified I meant the novel, not the game. However, that makes more sense.

I don't know the novel at all! Who knows, Lucas took inspiration from everything from samurai movies to WWII flicks.

It's the fact mitochondria are so weird that midichlorians never really bugged me. You're talking about a microscopic organism that managed to work together with whatever other microscopic organism devoured it rather than be digested. It's not accurate to describe mitochondria as "symbiotes," but they seem to have started out that way. It's so bizarre that some people have proposed the rise of the eukaryotes is a Great Filter -- such an unlikely occurrence that it explains the seeming lack of intelligent alien life outside of Earth.

Anyway, Bob is fat and no organism he devours would want to partner with him.

George Lucas is a weeaboo and the book was first released in Japan in 1995, with the English translation being released in the mid 2000s. The point goes to L'Engle. Also, Bob wouldn't know how to make a billion dollar property.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

That might be what I'm thinking of, I thought there were at least a few others that were on the shut up bob train. Hbomb sticks out in my head as not being a bob enjoyer, but I'm not sure I wanna dig for the specifics myself.

Hbomb is breadtube or breadtube adjacent so that can be pretty much assumed and a quick search in the other thread confirms it. Here's Bob both being happy and sad that Hbomb didn't block him when Bob called for the end of primary elections.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1139802521508167681

"You'll get the representative I SAY YOU DO and you WILL like it! I don't care if your choice got robbed! My algorithms said he was shit anyways!"

Very telling that a soycuck brit like Hbomb understands our republic better than Bob who has lived his entire life where it was born.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I can't wait until Bob has to get a real job like the people he fucking despises. He's one of the only cows that can make me legit mad at the internet. I don't know exactly how he gets under my skin so badly but I have to take breaks from reading his thread because it makes me so irritated.

Bob has claimed in the past few years that he has a "real job" (and wisely doesn't tell us what it is if it isn't "youtube", unlike most Lolcows, but it might slip out sooner or later). I think the only jobs he held that were "real" were like when he was working at Blockbuster or similar.

What is a "senseda"?

that's bob being a retard and putting a "da" next to "sense" when he should have a space and "of" after the space instead.

Yep.

Molech is alive and well, and Bob is currently simping for him.

Well when you're like Bob and literally think eugenics is good and Nazis ruined it, how else can you think Hitler was bad but to turn him into an MCU villain?

Bob will claim to the ends of the earth that this was a "joke" about Boston Traffic.

So... violent behavior against high-school girls is acceptable so long as the assailant is a trans-female. Is that the bullshit Leftoid zombies like Bob now deem acceptable?

Something something injuring cis bio women whilst playing a sport (accidentally or on purpose) stunning and brave.

The hell does any of this mean?

I'm going out on a limb and positing that by "not surviving" Bob means some people turned into horrible MAGAnaiseghoulen, if he doesn't mean they committed seppuku because Gore lost.

 

[JayHarrison]

As when every Breadtube drama happens, Bobby's paramour rises to the occasion, spewing bullshit as usual.

Says Mr. Everyone-Else-Is-Either-A-Hero-Or-A-Villain.

The drama continues:

Moviebob's response (decensored):

Remember: This is coming from Moviebob, who would much rather take a shit on people who aren't Moviebob than give a shit about people who aren't Moviebob.

 

[LightDragonman1]

I do have to wonder why he thinks that people who aren’t SJWs are praising Godzilla Minus One for it apparently having “no message”. Like, any movie that has a message is woke.

No, it’s because it integrates the themes and messages in a way that is natural and doesn’t talk down to them.

 

[The tired cat]

Huh, Im surprised we didnt see any comments on GTA6. Here youd think the great tub of fat would throw in his ten cents on the matter.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I'm starting to think that "you're not a person, your life has no value" is just a canned response for when he can't think of anything clever to say.

And does Bob actually believe this is hurtful? It loses all of its meaning when you say it to literally fucking everybody who looks at you cross-eyed.

 

[The tired cat]

I'm starting to think that "you're not a person, your life has no value" is just a canned response for when he can't think of anything clever to say.

And does Bob actually believe this is hurtful? It loses all of its meaning when you say it to literally fucking everybody who looks at you cross-eyed.

I mean, Bobo couldnt even get a good insult at Mauler going, using his tired schtick, when best way to own that guy would be saying "Hey, thats all cool. You gonna have a point now or should I wait 4 hours before you get to it?"

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Did Bob even WATCH the movie? I listened to his little review with his brother where he just went "monke" over and over like a retard.

Anyway, if you actually WATCHED the damn film, you would know that Godzilla kicked Kong's butt, TWICE.

So if you bet against the fighter with a reason to fight in that movie... you would have WON. Bob you even claim to be a big kaiju fan. How are you this bad at shit you claim to love?

Confirmed, Bob doesn't actually watch the movies, even when he's in the theater. Back when The Marvels was out, he responded to a Critical Drinker tweet, telling him to get off his phone while the movie was playing. I'm absolutely convinced that's how Bob watches movies.

Yes, I don't even want to imagine Bob with Force powers. That'd be a horror story.

He'd just keep going up to women, waving his hand and telling them 'You want to fuck me' or 'You want to let me tape you fucking another chick'. And not understanding why it doesn't work.

The drama continues:
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Moviebob's response (decensored):
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Remember: This is coming from Moviebob, who would much rather take a shit on people who aren't Moviebob than give a shit about people who aren't Moviebob.

Bob getting shitty about plagiarism is still funny to me considering he stole content wholesale from Devin Faraci and other critics while at the Escapist.

 

[BScCollateral]

You can almost see their reasoning in that George lucas never did any planning for his original trilogy and had 3 "different" filmmakers on each of them. (leaving aside the debate over RotJ)

I think the difference is the OT was made by people who wanted to see it succeed with an ultimately coherent narrative, while Rian Johnson wrecked a $4 billion IP to "subvert expectations."
Really, short of events where people actually lost their lives, it's one of the most dunderheaded moves ever.

Bob probably can't even pronounce "verisimilitude." Besides, the American kaiju is Great Cthulhu.

Disagree. American Kaiju are gigantic radioactive insects.

This one was ultimately taken out by a napalm strike coordinated by this promising young actor who went on to have some success.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'm starting to think that "you're not a person, your life has no value" is just a canned response for when he can't think of anything clever to say.

And does Bob actually believe this is hurtful? It loses all of its meaning when you say it to literally fucking everybody who looks at you cross-eyed.

I mean no one accused Bob of being sharp or witty with his insults. No one accused him of being sharp in general. He probably came up with it once, and thought it was such a epic burn, it's permanently in the clipboard of his phone, ready to go. He doesn't realize that unlike a gag, a insult loses its value the more you use it and can actually have the reverse effect

 

[Flexo]

Bob will claim to the ends of the earth that this was a "joke" about Boston Traffic.

On the one hand. I believe him.

Oh not for the reasons you think. But because it was a joke Bill Burr did first.

And we know how well Bob delivers on jokes.

Of course what kills him is that he keeps repeating the joke. Not in any way like a comedian who is refining execution and delivery, but in completely new methods and contexts which tells everyone watching that it's not a joke, but a deeply held belief.