"But it's been nearly 2000 years already. That hardly seems 'soon'. Did he lie? Not at all. For 'The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. Instead he is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.' (2 Pet 3:9).
Bob isn't patient. He wants everything NOW NOW NOW, not when things are ready. The only one that can see the timer on the oven cooking the pie that is humanity is God. Imagine wanting a good pie
I ain't farming shit!Bob thinks robots can harvest his belovedwheat.
I'm reminded of Chris-Chan's autistic loyalty to brands. It's simply not worth the time or effort to get that mad- unless you're heavily autistic, or a retard with no life.
Bob's simping for Marvel is one of the reasons why I can't stand their output and generally ignore it. Well, it's not so much Bob himself as it is the stan culture that hijacked the MCU, which wears Classic Marvel like a skin suit. (With the gift hindsight it's easy to see that their Disney acquisition of Marvel was the worst thing to happen to the company.) What irks me the most is that Bob and his cohorts refuse to acknowledge the massive failure of The Marvels and the rapid decline of the MCU as a whole post-Endgame. He will never do an honest assessment of why the film is the worst flop in MCU history.
It still amazes me that he ever read anything. Though I can see Bob as the type to think having a photo of him reading something makes him look intelligent and then after the photo was taken he put the book back down and never picked one up again.
Yeah he's a fan, he mentioned it during his video after they killed off Brian. Shit, that was almost ten years ago, now I feel old. And he loves it more than South Park because it's left leaning and so agrees with him, which means Seth is a good person and ready for the superior future, despite him admitting he only shows up to do the voices even back in 2012.
Bob's highly unlikely to be alive when GTA 7 hits the shelves.
This is definitely a case of bob just hating South Park and propping up family guy as an alternative. He is trying to say the writing in Family Guy "got with the times" while Trey and Matt are just dinosaurs. I don't doubt that Family Guy, especially the modern one is more palatable to bobs sensibilities I don't think he is a fanboy necessarily. He probably ate up the contrarianism in south park when he was coming into his own, and is now mad that its not aligning with his views.
The only time Moviebob refers to this Biblican figure is under the context of "Jesus H. Christ, why is this happening to me instead of ghouls inhabiting the Red Wasteland™?"
Your seminary-level theology should have told you God doesn't conform to human time scales. And neither is God particularly concerned about impressing you.
Nor can you be a Leftist and have a functioning brain.
No. You can't be on the left and leave your penis or breasts intact.
And hardcore eugenics supporters like Moviebob.Speaking of abortion, someone called Norman Lear popularized the idea that having an abortion is just like going to the dentist, and that any opposition against abortion is just some emotional hang-up that the opponent hasn't get over with. Now Lear himself gets aborted.
Franklin Leonard has the right idea: easy abortion is a godsend to deadbeat [...] would-have-been-dads.
Unfortunately for them, Archie Bunker's philosophies have held up over time. Mike Stivic's (and, for that matter, Rob Reiner's) haven't.
Nah Norman Lear was just a clump of cells.
You also can't spell Democrats without rats. The only difference between the two is that there are many misanthropic acts not even rats are willing to commit.Whichever children they fail to destroy in the womb, the Democrats destroy with transsexual shit.
While one can glibly say "You can't spell Wisconsin without sin'", this state of affair can change. As the troon says, election matter. Indeed.
Moviebob: "...that wire's gonna break. I am very SMRT."Cybertruck innovates how parts in an automobile are wired. Whether there will be untoward complications remains to be seen, but you can't deny the genius of Musk's team of engineers.
With such engineering foresight, I can't believe one of Tesla's rivals hasn't snatched Bobby already.
Question: OK, hot shot, would you care to guess how many of those people working at NASA are also believers? The correct answer is much higher than Moviebob will ever accept.
Could say the same about Moviebob.
Moviebob Bingo: "Analogy Fail".
No fucking idea what Bobby is trying to say.
Adam Sessler has developer friends left? I wonder if they're miserable, self-loathing asswipes like Sessler.
I'm too lazy to search for it, but there's a meme showing Taylor Swift with this caption: "Sings about her had choices in men; supports Joe Biden." Few memes are more worthy of a chef's kiss than that.Prostitution is the ultimate expression of Girl Power.
At least Nick Adams can find a decent suit. The sharpest Moviebob has ever looked could be described as "water balloon".Another prostitute opens her herpes-infested mouth.
Ahem:
The amount of emotional investment these people have on a platform they are so sure is dying.
Also note to Bob: Bea Arthur is not going to
Taking away a child's teddy bear and throwing it in the fireplace (presumably lit) is what Bob's equating to child abuse (it's a huge asshole move for sure anyway). Bob is claiming that the phrase "You took their teddy bear and threw it in the fireplace" is praising the person that posted above them for what they said. (And I dunno bout you but it doesn't sound to me like that was praising the person, rather simply describing an action that would cause a very negative reaction among the opposing side - to wit "You just really upset those people"). Bob is further expanding that the MAGAnaiseghoulen wasteland Barrow Wight Trash (non-persons) are knuckledraggers who only think of physical might, rather than Thinker
Power. That is, if my Bobese-to-normie Translator is working properly.Adam Sessler doubling down on being an asshole after being called out on being an asshole will never not be pathetic.
FIFY
Bobbert would no doubt insist at this juncture that he DOES, in fact, know what proper fashion is, he just
Bob's definitely too retarded to understand
Bob knows precisely jack and shit about wiring. Shit, he's making it sound like Musk himself is designing it just so Bob can shit on Musk.
I wholeheartedly agree with Generalissimo Blobbo.
Trannies use their sexuality as an excuse to be an asshole without backlash.
Quick reminder: Mike Stivic abandoned his wife and child to join a commune because Ronald Reagan was going to start World War III, while you could not ask for a better friend than Archie. Provided you could get past his racism and get him to see you as another human being.
