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Vent time.11Jan#22
Bobby learns from watching foreign movies that sometimes a translator has got to be a traitor.
Brother Alpha's example is stupid. Such jokes belongs to highly cultural-bound texts that it is untranslatable, be it by human or machine. This is like trying to translate Joyce's Finnegeans Wake to Japanese, or Apollinaire to German. It can be "done" but nobody will be happy with the results.
What an embarrassing way to force yourself into a conversation and to attempt to prove yourself as some kind of expert.
"I wasn't even in the double digits of age in the 80's. I watched a lot of Godzilla back then and anime from the 60's AND 70's before I was even 10 BUSTER! I was in the trenches before you were swimming in your dad's ballsack so let me tell you what's what!"
This is like saying I went to New York City in 1999 so I have a better understanding of 9/11 than most. Reminder that Bob, by his own admission in his shitty memoir, does not even remember where his Nintendo Entertainment System, the grey box that defined 30+ years of his life, came from. There is no possible way that he was even remotely cognizant of any translation issues or drama until his short stint in community college and was introduced to the internet in the 2000's. He did not have some sort of great awakening in the 90's when Dragon Ball Z was bought out by Funimation and all of the VAs changed like he alludes to. The Woody Allen bit is so, to reuse this term, pants shitting stupid to beggars belief. What the great cinephile, pop culture critic, Wikipedia looker upper Bob "The Moviebob" Chipman is referring to is a 1966 movie called What's Up, Tiger Lilly. It was Woody Allen's first film except it's not actually his. What Woody did was take a 1965 Japanese spy movie, ripped out the original soundtrack, completely redubbed the movie, gave it a completely new story that was very silly, and included The Lovin Spoonful because the movie would not be what it is without it's theme Pow. I've watched the movie. I love the movie. I own the movie. I struggle to think of a single point in that entire movie where they do a single Engrish joke like greeting someone with "Herro!". But even if I were to grant Bob's premise that there was it would still have nothing to do with translation issues BECAUSE THERE WAS NO TRANSLATION DONE FOR TIGER LILLY. There wasn't even any commentary on a nonexistent issue at the time of it's making. Woody Allen went the lazy way of making a movie by taking someone else's completed work, changing enough of it to make it different, and slapping his name on it. It is mind boggling trying to decode Bob's thought process sometimes and why he inserts things he thinks makes him sound smarter/better.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Immediately after he makes the Tiger Lilly statement he follows up with "Well even if translators don't do their jobs, they still worked really hard guise so they deserve a living wage". Reminder that this was his ONE argument as for why people should be for the writers during their strike this past year and it it still retarded here. I don't remember if it was someone in the writers' strike thread or on twitter but they made the comparison that this kind of mentality is like paying a mechanic who doesn't fix your car, believes that it is their right to make your car run worse, and laugh at you while they do it. Woody Allen making a completely different film out of an already existing film is one thing. Jaime Marchi throwing in GamerGate references, taking on the patriarchy, and inserting her own politics into a show about big tittied, lesbian dragons maids or autistic time travelers is a completely different thing to the point that they're not even remotely comparable.
And to finish it up, this simpleton handwaves away criticism of his precious translators by hanging a lampshade of "Well you're never get a 1-1 translation anyways and anyone who complains is a Nazi". There is nothing I can add to this. He is just silly and fat and ooooooooooooooooooooold.
But he wasn't 2 in 1982. He wasn't fucking 2. HE WAS FUCKING ONE! HOW IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL DOES HE FUCK UP HIS OWN AGE?! HE WAS BORN FEBURARY 20 1981! THERE WAS A WHOLE MONTH AND A HALF OF 1982 WHERE HE WASN'T EVEN A YEAR OLD HOW IS HE SO BAD AT EVERYTHING?!!?Bob was 2 in 1982, and yet he will claim to be part of the same generation that was 13 in 1982. No wonder Star Wars made no impression on him, by the time he was old enough the movies were long out of theaters.