Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Mr Processor]

Daca baby, give me your tax stub you fucking illegal. Your friends too. Prove that shit. It says a lot Blob is so gullible.

So, while American immigration policy is a little strange right now, I used to know people who were here attending college on student visas. They weren't allowed to work if they had student visas. Obviously, people coming over with no visas at all are also not allowed to work. Of course, many of them do work, but they aren't paying social security or medicare taxes. They would also not be paying income taxes for obvious reasons. Of course, they are paying sales taxes on things that they buy (though not on things that they steal). Paying any of those work based taxes is like announcing to the government, "I'm here and I'm working illegally." Sure, right now it seems like the government wouldn't care, but that could change easily and to quote the late Remo Gaggi, "why take a chance?"

Oh, and of course, this isn't even counting the ones working as unlicensed pharmacists and intimate female entertainers.

 

[OutInTheRain]

America. Home of the fat, home of the vulgar.

Can you believe the balls on this fat fuck. "I don't even enjoy this sort of food." Blobbo is 40% fast food, by weight and 60% by volume.

Now, maybe he is telling the truth, maybe he doesn't enjoy fast food. Maybe like an addict he needs a "small amount" of McDonald's just to feel normal. It's the one sad distraction he has from his even sadder life. He stuffs his face full of chicken nuggets, ankle deep in water in his Mom's basement because it flooded again. His Mother doesn't bother getting the flooding fixed in the hopes that the son she already claims is dead will just drown down there.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

I’m just glad the 40-something guy with the huge figurine collection who lives in his mom’s basement and spends his entire day edging to genocide footage is out here standing up for the Good People.

 

[JayHarrison]

"I have plenty of black friends!" cried the racist. Also, trusting a criminal to tell the truth is like trusting the mafia to investigate its own crimes.

This comic is so simple that a caveman can understand it, but still too complex for Moviebob to comprehend, let alone accept.

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Even more Nazibob, this time with an obvious Terms of Service violation calling for violence against innocent humans:

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"cannot tell reality from sci-fi"

How much from "soft SF" does Bob think is possible IRL?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob Chipman, "Normal" American.

Bob R SMRT. Bob "knows" that "Normal Americans" are so ignorant they think food comes from the grocery store. Bob tries to pretend he knows food comes from farms not the grocery store.

Feb05#09

Not surprising that former Libertarian Bob misunderstands Libertarianism.

Slow news day: business executives do drugs.

Funny, Bob is kinda weirdly OK with hollyweird writers doing drugs, but he's not OK with this? Aren't drugs supposed to give people great ideas? I mean, any rock star that's ever been forced into rehab would claim that.

It is not "fetishistic" to enjoy good food, European or not.

Bob correcting the woketard about the history of empanadas, whom (the wokescold) thought was entirely mexican in origin:

America. Home of the fat, home of the vulgar.

Bob does not care about Booger King (or Wendy's), he only simps for the Clown in the yellow suit. The applebees, goes without saying.

Bob is supporting the guy telling a libertarian that hates pedos that he has no right to because he's libertarian. I'll say no more.

Bob, having claimed to have been Libertarian in his edgy youth, saying THIS, is telling on himself. Bob, when you were a libertarian, were you pro-ped0? Because Libertarianism supposedly allows people to pizzagate children? BOB, you SICK fuck!

Well give the man credit, he'll only eat a fairly small helping.

Bob's omission here is that he COULD and WOULD like to eat all the fries and hamburgers and drink all the pop. And then piss like a racehorse.

Given that AOC has reportedly said that "food comes from the store"...

Lots of idjit lefties do. Like the late Jack Layton, former leader of the commie NDP in Canada, who reportedly said in Question Period years ago, "Why do they need hunting rifles? Meat comes from the grocery store!"

Can you believe the balls on this fat fuck. "I don't even enjoy this sort of food." Blobbo is 40% fast food, by weight and 60% by volume.

Now, maybe he is telling the truth, maybe he doesn't enjoy fast food. Maybe like an addict he needs a "small amount" of McDonald's just to feel normal. It's the one sad distraction he has from his even sadder life. He stuffs his face full of chicken nuggets, ankle deep in water in his Mom's basement because it flooded again. His Mother doesn't bother getting the flooding fixed in the hopes that the son she already claims is dead will just drown down there.

to be entirely fair, the flooding basement hovel was his aunt's rental property in Revere, which he most likely had to vacate due to said aunt croaking from the coof and having to sell the property, thus displacing Bob and the complete asshole strangers upstairs (remember Bob said he lost his flooding basement hovel due to coof and his aunt DID die around then), and Bob's casa de Mama chipman in Lynn isn't capable of being flooded due to the topography (the backyard slopes towards the back of the property).

 

[King Dead]

Well give the man credit, he'll only eat a fairly small helping.

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God, every time I see this image, I can't help but laugh. It really is one of Bobbo's greatest hits, being completely oblivious to how much of a fat fuck he sounds like when he views a fully loaded tray of Mickey D's as "fairly small."

Fun fact: per the McDonald's nutrition calculator, this is what Bob's "fairly small amount" totals up to calorie-wise, assuming four Double Quarter Pounders, 40-piece nuggets, two medium fries, and four medium Cokes:

Triple your daily calories, quadruple your daily fat and sodium, and quintuple your daily saturated fat and added sugars. Is it any wonder Bob's health isn't stellar?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How much from "soft SF" does Bob think is possible IRL?

I don't think he believes soft sci-fi is possible. He's coping because he's not a success; it's like Chris-Chan believing the Dimensional Merge will save him, but with slightly more self-awareness.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bob correcting the woketard about the history of empanadas, whom (the wokescold) thought was entirely mexican in origin:

I usually only post "the worst person you know" meme whenever Moviebob has a valid point in regards to matters of opinion. If Moviebob says something based on fact, I won't bring it up.

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Fun fact: per the McDonald's nutrition calculator, this is what Bob's "fairly small amount" totals up to calorie-wise, assuming four Double Quarter Pounders, 40-piece nuggets, two medium fries, and four medium Cokes:

But how do we know those cups are full of Coca-Cola? I can't tell if they're Coke, Dr. Pepper, or their diet varieties just by sight alone.

Triple your daily calories, quadruple your daily fat and sodium, and quintuple your daily saturated fat and added sugars. Is it any wonder Bob's health isn't stellar?

I can imagine Moviebob's attempt at a counter-argument to this image being something akin to "but I'm getting nearly a full day's recommended intake of dietary fybah".

 

[Mola Ram]

God, every time I see this image, I can't help but laugh. It really is one of Bobbo's greatest hits, being completely oblivious to how much of a fat fuck he sounds like when he views a fully loaded tray of Mickey D's as "fairly small."

Fun fact: per the McDonald's nutrition calculator, this is what Bob's "fairly small amount" totals up to calorie-wise, assuming four Double Quarter Pounders, 40-piece nuggets, two medium fries, and four medium Cokes:
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Triple your daily calories, quadruple your daily fat and sodium, and quintuple your daily saturated fat and added sugars. Is it any wonder Bob's health isn't stellar?

One 20 piece McNugget makes me sick enough to start questioning my life choices, which is one reason among many I haven't even tried such a feat in at least 15 years. I am not a small guy myself, and even I can't think about Bob sincerely considering that amount of food "fairly small" without getting queasy. But he totally means it! It was such an offhand comment, totally unselfaware, one of the most revealing moments he's ever tweeted.

"I wouldn't WANT to eat all those McNuggets, but I easily could." Yeah, we can tell.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I think its only anime he knows well enough to talk about and for some reason feels the need to touch on anime discourse because he is a culture war obsessed moron.
He mentioned before that he watched dbz with his coworkers at blockbuster so I imagine he googled a bunch of info on the creator so he could bore his coworkers with trivia.
In that stupid comic strips are basically manga post he rattled of a bunch of manga that he wouldn't of even seen the anime adaptations of. (There were a couple he might have, but he certainly didn't read any manga.)

It's very important for Bob that he appears very knowledgeable to other people, even about stuff he has no actual interest in. He wants to be seen as this renaissance man.

He also very much wants to be seen as an interesting person. That's why he likes to talk about drinking hard liquor in the mornings and shit. He's so quirky and interesting and deep, y'all. Not like the common braindead rabble.

 

[Koby_Fish]

One 20 piece McNugget makes me sick enough to start questioning my life choices, which is one reason among many I haven't even tried such a feat in at least 15 years. I am not a small guy myself, and even I can't think about Bob sincerely considering that amount of food "fairly small" without getting queasy. But he totally means it! It was such an offhand comment, totally unselfaware, one of the most revealing moments he's ever tweeted.

"I wouldn't WANT to eat all those McNuggets, but I easily could." Yeah, we can tell.

Bob's "beer goggles" distort everything; remember, Bob always has at least 3/4 of a buzz in the tank when he "works". I'd be surprised if he hasn't been pulled over for DWI in his life.

Also, point of order, Type2 beetus makes people hungrier than they normally would be, and this applies to Bob.

It's very important for Bob that he appears very knowledgeable to other people, even about stuff he has no actual interest in. He wants to be seen as this renaissance man.

He also very much wants to be seen as an interesting person. That's why he likes to talk about drinking hard liquor in the mornings and shit. He's so quirky and interesting and deep, y'all. Not like the common braindead rabble.

I'm surprised that at any point in time Bob doesn't appear to have taken up smoking, after all it was something the "cool kids" did.

 

[Mola Ram]

He also very much wants to be seen as an interesting person. That's why he likes to talk about drinking hard liquor in the mornings and shit

The way Bob presents himself with booze makes me think his attitude toward liquor is cemented at what it was like when he got drunk for the first time, which I assume was in high school (about age 14-18, for those of you outside Burgerland). It's cool, it's funny, it's sophisticated and mature. (You know, just like you'd expect from a guy who thinks a Super Mario sport coat constitutes his Sunday best.) At no point did he ever seem to realize that posing for social media with stacks of empty beercans and bottles of rum and cocktails drunk alone just makes him look like an alcoholic ... especially when he's in his 40s and unemployed.

 

[ChampFantana]

One 20 piece McNugget makes me sick enough to start questioning my life choices, which is one reason among many I haven't even tried such a feat in at least 15 years. I am not a small guy myself, and even I can't think about Bob sincerely considering that amount of food "fairly small" without getting queasy. But he totally means it! It was such an offhand comment, totally unselfaware, one of the most revealing moments he's ever tweeted.

"I wouldn't WANT to eat all those McNuggets, but I easily could." Yeah, we can tell.

That's one of the funnier things about Lardo Retardo. Fattie is so obese his blood type is Rocky Road, but he tries to act like being able to inhale a meal for 4 is something that normal people do on a regular basis.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The way Bob presents himself with booze makes me think his attitude toward liquor is cemented at what it was like when he got drunk for the first time, which I assume was in high school (about age 14-18, for those of you outside Burgerland). It's cool, it's funny, it's sophisticated and mature. (You know, just like you'd expect from a guy who thinks a Super Mario sport coat constitutes his Sunday best.) At no point did he ever seem to realize that posing for social media with stacks of empty beercans and bottles of rum and cocktails drunk alone just makes him look like an alcoholic ... especially when he's in his 40s and unemployed.

yeah bob bragging he could have rum with for breakfast wasn't exactly the pwn or demonstration of elite class that he thought it was. Drinking before lunch is a major faux pas amongst the well-heeled classy types. Even Sinatra didn't drink before lunch.

 

[Imposteroak]

The way Bob presents himself with booze makes me think his attitude toward liquor is cemented at what it was like when he got drunk for the first time, which I assume was in high school (about age 14-18, for those of you outside Burgerland). It's cool, it's funny, it's sophisticated and mature. (You know, just like you'd expect from a guy who thinks a Super Mario sport coat constitutes his Sunday best.) At no point did he ever seem to realize that posing for social media with stacks of empty beercans and bottles of rum and cocktails drunk alone just makes him look like an alcoholic ... especially when he's in his 40s and unemployed.

I was thinking more towards a like a Dan Harmon type, the guy is an alcoholic but successful enough that it doesn't matter. I'm a bit biased though since I see a lot of parallels between the two, despite there very different outcomes in life. Like Dan Harmon is probably what Bob ideally would see himself as, at least as far as a career and respect are concerned.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

"cannot tell reality from sci-fi"

How much from "soft SF" does Bob think is possible IRL?

Everything. He's said before he believes the only reason we don't have "cool stuff" (Direct quote) is because of people being afraid of a Terminator situation. Also, farming subsidies. For some reason he's never said anything about excess military spending but that's probably because he thinks it goes to making lightsabers and laser guns.

The way Bob presents himself with booze makes me think his attitude toward liquor is cemented at what it was like when he got drunk for the first time, which I assume was in high school (about age 14-18, for those of you outside Burgerland). It's cool, it's funny, it's sophisticated and mature. (You know, just like you'd expect from a guy who thinks a Super Mario sport coat constitutes his Sunday best.) At no point did he ever seem to realize that posing for social media with stacks of empty beercans and bottles of rum and cocktails drunk alone just makes him look like an alcoholic ... especially when he's in his 40s and unemployed.

He remembers the cool kids in high school talking about getting drunk, saw movies where the popular kids did that, and never grew out of that mindset. He's bragged about drinking rum at breakfast and passing out in Chinatown hotels, genuinely believing this makes him look good instead of more like a loser because he doesn't have anyone who will tell him that's a bad look. Same thing with constantly perving on women on his timeline.

I remember reading somewhere Chris-Chan insisting he still looked 21 when he looked middle-aged. Bob never mentally aged past 15.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Bob never mentally aged past 15.

I remember thinking that the future of this world in the early 21st century would be like The Jetsons IRL... as a little kid.

 

[Positron]

06Feb#01
The Dem's propaganda machine is in panic mode because The New York Times is not as complaisant as before.


06Feb#02


06Feb#03

The Democrat Party committed widespread mail-in ballot fraud in 2020. That there is no evident that one particular postmaster was involved means nothing.

06Feb#04

I need input from Americans. It sounds perfectly feasible, and exactly the kind of thing the Democrat Party would do.

06Feb#05


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06Feb#07
A bunch of dudes who dress like Village People extras pick fight with Christian picketers in the Trucker Convoy. It is very confusing and I can't figure out what exactly they were arguing about.


06Feb#08

"Tesla stakeholders and Trumpsuckers aren't even human. Gotcha!!" BTW, if the Dems stopped subsiding Tesla and Trumpsuckers, will Bobby suddenly be concerned about welfare fraud?

06Feb#09
"The priority should be to help people first", but, as Kayleigh McEnany asks, why should illegal non-Americans be "helped first" before struggling Americans, such as mothers working their hands to the bone in order to afford diapers and formulas?

Do you want to ask the obvious question?

06Feb#10
Ohio congressman Jim Jordan says the Biden admin should simply stop giving money to new migrants, that they should announce a "Time out! We are not letting in asylum seekers!" until November, when President Trump comes in with a sane border policy.


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06Feb#12

I thought woke doesn't exist? How can something that doesn't exist "win"?

06Feb#13
"In about 50 years America is gonna be bigger than China".


06Feb#14
Alejandra Caraballo, legal scholar working for Harvard University, urges people not to sabotage a government agency.


06Feb#15

Did Cheong say anything wrong?

06Feb#16


06Feb#17
King Charles III was just diagnosed with cancer. Bobby thinks D&D.


06Feb#18


06Feb#19
If you drive a Cybertruck -- or indeed any Tesla -- make sure you don't see (or smell) a hulking, balding fat man holding a rum bottle when you get out of your car.

I suspect someone working with a VR interface is safer than those people fiddling their phones when they cross the road. Still, you should never do either of these.

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06Feb#20
The Rat treats their shareholders as children. Hollywood Reporter article and the cartoon in question.

This is how a filled ballot is filled in that cartoon:


06Feb#21
An actor declines a job from MCU when was told to create a whole-body digital scan. His friend urges the SAG to ban the practice.

Bobby knows the practice just surely as he knew Devin Faraci is a sex pest, but the coward chooses not to raise his voice until other people complain.

06Feb#22

Given her career path so far, it seems no one but Kathleen Kennedy can handle her.

06Feb#23

Who and who?

06Feb#24

Does Daisy Riley even appear in the cons?

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06Feb#25
Darren Mooney considers Christopher Nolan "the most consequential American filmmaker of his generation."


06Feb#26
The Grim Reaper is "black coded", but is actually white because you can't let a Black character be "owned"


06Feb#27
Hong Kong Phooey is also Black.


06Feb#28


06Feb#29

Did people rag on Argylle? If they did so it must be because there isn't enough Henry Cavill.

06Feb#30

I don't even know what is a "coworker movie".

06Feb#31
Again that sequence in which Jason Stratham beats up a tech worker.

So much for solidarity. Reminder that Bobby self-identifies as millennial man.

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06Feb#34
No idea. Free Guy presumably.

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06Feb#35
AI generated art claims its first virtual kill.

To be sure the real artist suffered a minor inconvenience.

06Feb#36

The trailer is actually pretty impressive considering the artist had neither the actors to do action sequences, nor the processing prowess of a rendering farm. The trailer of The Marvels was hardly better.

06Feb#37
Didn't you know the school bullies who used to bully nerds grow up to be feminists and SJWs, so that they can bully nerds some more?


06Feb#38
Midwestern nerds vs LA nerds.


06Feb#39
We haven't heard of this comprehensive repository of STDs for two long days, and I know you all miss her.


06Feb#40
Consoom.


06Feb#41
Bobby needed bribes to do chores.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

If this porker were a little more tech-savvy and outgoing, he would give Ethan Ralph a run for his money in everything.

He's already a self-indulgent obese loser who can't clean up after himself even if his life depended on it. He's also pretty much damned in life as he has no useful skills and has to coast with both whatever pennies he still makes on YouTube and his hipster welfare that isn't enough to cover his bills up where he lives. Assuming he lives past 50, how will he retire? Not to mention their alcoholic proclivities. In Ethan's case, it helped him become outright delusional. In Blob's case, it gave him diabeetus.

Thankfully, he never touched a woman's lower parts consensually (or otherwise, thank God too), and thus never sired an unfortunate bastard to carry his defective genes for another generation.

yeah bob bragging he could have rum with for breakfast wasn't exactly the pwn or demonstration of elite class that he thought it was. Drinking before lunch is a major faux pas amongst the well-heeled classy types. Even Sinatra didn't drink before lunch.

The only major celebrity I know who drank that much in a single day was Winston Churchill.