Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

16Feb#39
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VR is useless for entertainment; it is still very useful in technical jobs.
I see VR as a developing tech, Bob couldn't fathom there being issues. That said the Apple Pro is gay.
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Ah ya ya! A&N thread.
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16Feb#02
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Angie Jones is mistaken. Being dead-eyed and uncomfortable is an expression stuck on Stewart's face. She has zero control over it.
Kirsten Stewart is a 5 at best. Trying too hard to be a tomboy with none of the work to pull it off. Bob don't notice, his little head is doing all the thinking.
16Feb#08
Tucker Carlson notices that groceries in Moscow costs a tiny fraction of what they cost in the US. He concludes, "Take people standards of living and you tank it through filth and crime and inflation... no matter whether you are a 'good' person or a 'bad' person, you're wrecking people's lives in your country and that's what our leadership does to us."
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I think Tucker is talking about it in dollar to dollar terms. If he's still paying less, how is he lying? Russia has always been a major farming state. I would expect food to be fairly cheap.
Bob calls the beautiful new Mach 6 SR-72 a X-Men plane. Please shut up Bob. Please. You're ruining the successor to one of the coolest jets of all time
 
If tough guy Bob knew anything about guns, he'd know gun holsters are designed to lock the gun in place, preventing this exact scenario.
Off topic, but I'm always reminded of some Antifa tweet of their plan to take over the US by force. It was basically sneak up behind a policeman, steal his gun, use that to go to the nearest national guard armory, and use those guns to fight the revolution. The plan never got past the tweet stage. Don't know why.
 
Off topic, but I'm always reminded of some Antifa tweet of their plan to take over the US by force. It was basically sneak up behind a policeman, steal his gun, use that to go to the nearest national guard armory, and use those guns to fight the revolution. The plan never got past the tweet stage. Don't know why.
It's almost like real life is a brick wall to fantasy larp sessions
 
16Feb#07
Bobby thinks Hunter Biden is "cool"; he must have looked into the mirror.
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Bob, just think, you could be just as cool as Hunter if you take up smoking tobacco too. It's never too late to start! (Oh, and crack, you should also start smoking crack.)
Off topic, but I'm always reminded of some Antifa tweet of their plan to take over the US by force. It was basically sneak up behind a policeman, steal his gun, use that to go to the nearest national guard armory, and use those guns to fight the revolution. The plan never got past the tweet stage. Don't know why.
Wasn't that basically the plot of Dirty Harry: The Enforcer?
16Feb#29
Alan Ng says RIP to X-men. Bobby, a "credited writer on work that regularly clears views in the multimillions and people", accuses Ng of click-farming.
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It was RIP to the X-men shortly after Disney bought Fox. Everything else is just going to be watching their slow decomposition.
 
16Feb#23
New X-men cartoon is generating drama before it airs.
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I expected to see Bob coping and sneeding about the disastrous Fani Williams testimony. Instead I see Bob telling other people's kids to hug their parents over a remake of a cartoon from the 90's because he has no children to comfort him. May they all OD on 'member berries and not be found until the smell of a rotting corpse is reported by their neighbors.
 
16Feb#03
Boys get jilted by whores. Men get respect from their wives and children.
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Why does Bobby think the bottom picture looks "expensive"? I know his family is white trash, but these are just slightly formal clothes. I'm sure all of the clothes the family is wearing costs a few orders of magnitude less than a BJ from Toilet Swift. BTW you can't get Toilet Swift pregnant; her engine block is busted by the constant onslaught of STDs.
The bottom picture looks like a normal family picture. The parents are clearly happy and loving, the oldest children look slightly embarrassed to be part of something as uncool as a family picture, the younger children look bored, and at least one kid is mugging to the camera. My own family has more pictures like that than I can count. I can't imagine being so brain-dead and poisoned by my own hatred for normal people that I could look at a picture of a family being happy together and think, "It's a weird cult! Creepy! UFO barn! REEEE!"

Also, how does the bottom picture look "expensive?" It looks like they're wearing JCPenney clothes in a back yard or public park or something. Meanwhile the top picture is of millionaire celebrities staring dead-eyed at each other in a billion-dollar stadium after a game that costs millions of dollars to produce, where the average ticket price is over $8,000, and Bob has nothing to say about it. Christ, he's a lost cause.
 
16Feb#08
Tucker Carlson notices that groceries in Moscow costs a tiny fraction of what they cost in the US. He concludes, "Take people standards of living and you tank it through filth and crime and inflation... no matter whether you are a 'good' person or a 'bad' person, you're wrecking people's lives in your country and that's what our leadership does to us."
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Ya know, last I checked people in Russia don't need to get 2nd or 3rd jobs like some do in Burgerland USA, also "poorer country", sweetie the guy didn't go to Ukraine, I know it's confusing for retarded Americans.
 
Ya know, last I checked people in Russia don't need to get 2nd or 3rd jobs like some do in Burgerland USA, also "poorer country", sweetie the guy didn't go to Ukraine, I know it's confusing for retarded Americans.
I wonder what context Bob think he would be going to war with Russia? It's really just typing mean comments about the country on Twitter, isn't it?
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We all know how well that turned out. Now manga out sells comics in the United States. Never let rot take root, as it continually spreads.
oh I understand that. It's just that per Bobby's ambitions, that was his best and likely ONLY shot at getting anywhere near where he wanted to be career-wise. And he could get embarrassed like the bluehairs on tumblr eventually, and blame the MAGAnaiseghoulen for his woes after he's ackshually fired.
It never gets old watching Bobby, "mr. evolution" argue against children.

You know... offspring - the thing that is the cornerstone of natural selection and defines how evolution works.
Bob being the male feminist he is, values abortions over reproduction. He doesn't want a woman to have his kids, in his heart of hearts he wants a woman to have abortions with. For the longest time his greatest wish was that Lindsay "The Hotdog Abortion" Ellis was this woman, since y'know, abortion. Those hopes were dashed when he learned even she, the height of progressivism, finds him vile and unworthy of even being her friend, let alone her fuckbuddy. His parents only had 3 kids, his bro currently has two, god only knows how many his sister has, but he's probably of the mindset that people should have no more than two children max, because he's been brainwashed into believing that the world is already overpopulated and thus needs very few new children to sustain it. Not only that, Bob wishes to minecraft the MAGAnaiseghoulen, in the oxygenless wastelands (probably by gassing), for they are surplus and robots can do their jobs, for they are not Thinkers ™️ because if they were Thinkers ™️ they would not be MAGAnaiseghoulen. Hell, he probably thinks only MAGAnaiseghoulen have a lot of kids and that this is thus a key indicator of MAGA CHUD-ism, so that it's easy to be rid of them, for then Bob won't have to drag them kicking and screaming into the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah.
It is really fun to go up to liberals and argue that the X-Men is a metaphor for gun rights.
It absolutely could, because mutant powers are a great allegory for weapons, because they are.

The 90s Xmen cartoon was a little on the nose about the allegory of mutants to PeeOhCees (or aguably even an allegory about teh gheys) at times. It was still a much better cartoon than modern "Woke" TV, as it actually had a story that was half-decent. I'm not sure calling media "woke" even really gets the point across properly, as retarded leftists will claim that "Xmen was Woke All Along because it deals with bigotry, friendo!" The problem isn't the allegory. The problem is when the preaching gets too heavy-handed and thus leaves the realm of allegory entirely and the story suffers because the writers are barely-literate ideologues.

Personally I don't give a fuck whether the new iteration of Morph is "non-binary". This might even actually "help" his character, because he could convincingly "morph" into male or female seamlessly. But I don't have any faith in the current crop of writers hired from Tumblr.
Bob calls the beautiful new Mach 6 SR-72 a X-Men plane. Please shut up Bob. Please. You're ruining the successor to one of the coolest jets of all time
He's saying that because one of the planes the X-men used, especially in the 90s animated series, The Blackbird, is based off the old SR-71 Blackbird.
Instead I see Bob telling other people's kids to hug their parents over a remake of a cartoon from the 90's because he has no children to comfort him.
well, he can cope by hugging the next best thing, Lesser Bro's kids.
Also, how does the bottom picture look "expensive?"
Bob thinks having 5 children is bank-breaking, given his Lesser Bro struggles with affording two while spending six figures on house renovations and new state-of-the-art appliances. Also to him it's the sign of the MAGAnaiseghoulen. Having that many kids, to bob, means that one can't keep up with the Consoom culture, and can't afford to go to Disneyland.
Is Bob trying to say something? Seems like he's AGREEING with the guy saying gay grooming shit is forced in schools, and it's a GOOD thing.
of course he thinks it's a good thing. He cooms to troons, so he thinks everybody else should too.
 
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16Feb#19
Darren Mooney worries that Sony's terrible Marvel movies may cause collateral damage to MCU.
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If Bobby knew "how life cycles work", why does he keep denying capeshit fatigue?
It has been a longstanding trend since well before the coof that the box office has been on a decline, as the public's media consumption habits have shifted towards staying home and avoiding the theater. Bob seems to believe that the only reason the MCU is faltering now is because of a pandemic that ended years ago, and not because capeshit in general, and the MCU in particular, is getting somewhat passé. If you use the first X-Men movie (or Blade, for that matter) as a starting point for the modern age of capeshit, it's been a pretty constant aspect of culture for 25 years, with the MCU taking up 15 of those years. Yeah, I think it's totally fair for people to not be as interested as they used to be.

But no, it's all the coof's fault.
I'm pretty sure the term "non-binary" didn't exist in 1997. That's what people have an issue with. Well that, and it's just lazy pandering to the alphabet crowd.
16Feb#29
Alan Ng says RIP to X-men. Bobby, a "credited writer on work that regularly clears views in the multimillions and people", accuses Ng of click-farming.
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"I'm not irrelevant!" Bob screams into the void. "Don't you know who I am! I'm a credited writer on videos that regularly clear views in the multimillions!"

As I have exhaustively documented before, Bob's output for MatPat's former network of channels has gotten sparser of late, so I don't think he can really claim this as a sign of his relevance.
16Feb#36
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When human imagination is limited to "like X character, but queer, black, and with all superpowers imaginable", I'd say it is time to outsource creativity to AI.
Setting aside the tech and how it's obviously in an early state so of course there's gonna be weirdness but it will continue to improve, the last tweet rubs me the wrong way.

"The disrespect...for the user who has such little faith in their own abilities they outsource imagination to a computer." When someone generates an image using an AI model, they're still using their own imagination, they're just using a different tool to express it. Not everyone has had the luxury of spending a few years honing their skills, or they've lacked the motivation to keep at it, or they've felt like they hit a wall and can't improve. If AI allows them to get their ideas out there, more power to them. It might even give them the drive to improve elsewhere and eventually be able to create their own things.

But please, don't give me this sob story about how you feel pity for the people using AI. You'd have them all arrested if you could.
AI is probably the best example of de minimis law in the modern age. As I've said before countless times, any AI image model is trained on thousands of images, potentially millions, so the impact of any single image on an output is negligible at best. And even if you were sure that your work was part of a dataset, good luck proving it and trying to collect damages. Can you imagine the courts being tied up with thousands of teeny lawsuits from random furry porn artists? No way would they go for that.

If nothing else, I'll continue to enjoy the seething from Bob and the like.
 
The bottom picture looks like a normal family picture. The parents are clearly happy and loving, the oldest children look slightly embarrassed to be part of something as uncool as a family picture, the younger children look bored, and at least one kid is mugging to the camera. My own family has more pictures like that than I can count. I can't imagine being so brain-dead and poisoned by my own hatred for normal people that I could look at a picture of a family being happy together and think, "It's a weird cult! Creepy! UFO barn! REEEE!"

Also, how does the bottom picture look "expensive?" It looks like they're wearing JCPenney clothes in a back yard or public park or something. Meanwhile the top picture is of millionaire celebrities staring dead-eyed at each other in a billion-dollar stadium after a game that costs millions of dollars to produce, where the average ticket price is over $8,000, and Bob has nothing to say about it. Christ, he's a lost cause.
I think it's just more cope for him. Much like his insistence that Covid caused the end of the MCU, not shitty output. His own channel dying doesn't matter, he works for Film Theory and they get multi-million hits, so that means he's the reason for them.

Back in 2010 he did that American Bob series where he went political and then abandoned it because most of his ideas were stupid, insane, or clearly him trying to cope with the fact that he'll die alone. In one he went on this long rant about how marriage is awful and just two people lying to each other. It was pretty clearly him trying to justify the fact that he would never have a wife because no woman can stand him for long unless she's a lesbian, apparently.

It's the same thing here. He's not mocked because of his own actions, it's trolls taking him out of context. He doesn't live at home because he's an idiot who threw away every opportunity he had to spew bile, he's a victim of Covid. He's not single because women are repelled by him, he's a playboy who goes out and gets laid all the time. He's not childless because he's a loser who will die alone, he's just smart enough to not waste money on little parasites who will grow up to resent him.

And while he thinks people are stupid enough to believe this, we can all see through it and laugh at his failings.
 
The problem is when the preaching gets too heavy-handed and thus leaves the realm of allegory entirely and the story suffers because the writers are barely-literate ideologues.
Yeah it's not the message, but the delivery. Woke is really shorthand for "hamhanded." To use Trek, both of these scenes are delivering the same message. One is far better than the other.

 
f you use the first X-Men movie (or Blade, for that matter) as a starting point for the modern age of capeshit, it's been a pretty constant aspect of culture for 25 years, with the MCU taking up 15 of those years. Yeah, I think it's totally fair for people to not be as interested as they used to be.

But no, it's all the coof's fault.
Bob: presents himself as a Thinker with a three digit IQ whose mind runs rings around those filthy Christians
Also Bob: doesn't understand the law of diminishing returns
 
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