Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

I'm pretty sure the term "non-binary" didn't exist in 1997. That's what people have an issue with. Well that, and it's just lazy pandering to the alphabet crowd.
We should probably be happy they didn't make Aku non-binary when they briefly revived Samurai Jack that time.
Yeah it's not the message, but the delivery. Woke is really shorthand for "hamhanded." To use Trek, both of these scenes are delivering the same message. One is far better than the other.

I mean the ending was a bit melodramatic, but I loved fake villain Gul Darhe'el. I still quote him to this very day, whenever I talk about slaughtering Bajoran scum (trust me, it comes up almost daily). "What you called genocide, I called a days work." I imagine his men would have followed him into Hell.
Back in 2010 he did that American Bob series where he went political and then abandoned it because most of his ideas were stupid, insane, or clearly him trying to cope with the fact that he'll die alone. In one he went on this long rant about how marriage is awful and just two people lying to each other. It was pretty clearly him trying to justify the fact that he would never have a wife because no woman can stand him for long unless she's a lesbian, apparently.
Wow, he's a completely slimy, awful moron, isn't he? Thank God no women would go near him, because we'd have to track them down and make sure they watch this video before they did. It's fun to watch Bob talk about marriage and relationships.

Bob, I'll tell you a secret, c'mere, having a woman you love who loves you is wonderful. If you do everything right and don't treat her like dirt by constantly trying to "trade up," that can last for most of your life. It helps you get through bad times and makes good times better. However, Bob, I think you should continue your James Bond, Playboy lifestyle. That's worked out great for you so far, no need to make a change now!
 
[2024.02.16-03] Boys get jilted by whores. Men get respect from their wives and children.
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Good clothes are expensive Bob. Certainly more expensive than that Super Mario coat of yours.



[2024.02.16-04] Greece recognizes same-sex civil union.
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Moviebob doesn't speak for the 21st Century. If there's any culture on whose behalf Moviebob speaks, it's 1940's Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei.



[2024.02.16-07] Bobby thinks Hunter Biden is "cool"; he must have looked into the mirror.
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You give Fuckwit in Chief Biden glowing red eyes, they emphasize the genuine evil that emanates throughout Joe's body. You give Hunter Biden glowing red eyes, they emphasize Hinter's public persona as a chronic stoner (and should probably be zebra-striped instead of a solid color.



[2024.02.16-08] Tucker Carlson notices that groceries in Moscow costs a tiny fraction of what they cost in the US. He concludes, "Take people standards of living and you tank it through filth and crime and inflation... no matter whether you are a 'good' person or a 'bad' person, you're wrecking people's lives in your country and that's what our leadership does to us."
[reads Tucker Carlson's message] No lies detected.

Better than being rolled by Nazibob, that's for certain.



[2024.02.16-09] Woman in Cenk Uygur's ad points out that each American tax-payer now have to give jewdom an extra $85 so that jews can kill more innocent people.
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Still a better use of $85 than giving it to Moviebob.



[2024.02.16-10]
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Relevant video from Daily Wire's Andrew Klavan, discussing why much of the American media perpetuates fake news:



[2024.02.16-11] For some reason Bobby digs up people's post from 2020.
Which means Moviebob's infamous eugenics tweet from 2012 is still fair game! (Than again, Moveibob's infamous eugenics tweet has always been fair game.)

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He did remove the post I marked with a red star, but he didn't delete his replies to another person's post he dug up.
Tactics and targets, I'll wager.

[2024.02.16-12]
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You have to keep in mind that Moviebob doesn't just want to censor the speech of 62,000,000 Americans guilty of Wrongvote in 2016, Bob also wants to censor the very existence of those same 62,000,000 Americans. Moviebob's way past Fascism.




[2024.02.16-13]
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So says Moviebob, one of the most vile creatures ever to manifest itself onto mankind.

[2024.02.16-14]
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I'm glad that Bobby at last agrees with me that Musk can allow whatever he wants on Twitter because he owns it. It is his prerogative to platform antisemitic, transphobic, genocidal shit, and you and the likes of Big Al should either shut up or leave.
Moviebob's X-Twitter account should have been terminated years ago.



[2024.02.16-17] Sciency Thinker Bobby knows the dope about the "boiling frog" metaphor.
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Kinda hard to jump from a densely populated city/state during a potentially catastrophic bomb threat.



[2024.02.16-18]
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I thought a Sciency Thinker like Bobby would be familiar with cancer vaccines? I bet he knows what the PD-1 ligand does too! A&N on the rumors of Russian cancer vaccine.
Need I remind you that the only reason Moviebob took any COVID-19--a vaccine with expedited development under Donald Trump--was because it was being distributed during the first months of the Biden regime? Had Trump been re-elected, Moviebob would likely have never accepted the shot, even if it were administered rectally by girls cosplaying as Princessed Peach and Daisy in dominatrix outfits.



[2024.02.16-19] Darren Mooney worries that Sony's terrible Marvel movies may cause collateral damage to MCU.
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If Bobby knew "how life cycles work", why does he keep denying capeshit fatigue?
Because Moviebob has tunnel vision--that tunnel being where Bob's intestinal tract connects with the stomach.



[2024.02.16-26]
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In the battle of Professor X (who wants mutants to live in harmony with humans) and Magneto (who, like Moviebob, is a Hitler wannabe wanting to extinctify those deemed inferior), it's not dificult to detemine which side Bob's on. Hint: Bob prefers Ian McKellen over Patrick Stewart.



[2024.02.16-29] Alan Ng says RIP to X-men. Bobby, a "credited writer on work that regularly clears views in the multimillions and people", accuses Ng of click-farming.
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Care to put your money where your mouth is by comparing your non-Patreon income versus that of Film Threat, Bob?



[2024.02.16-32] The Snyderverse crowd remain inconsolable.
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Moviebob: "...but [some random human] knows YOU are wasting your life."

That comment's a mirror, Bob.



[2024.02.16-33] Open AI takes a small step forward: you can now create video from verbal prompts. A&N.
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I've never been to Japan, but even with those potential technical oopsies, those images look beautiful.

[2024.02.16-34]
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Anyone have "Condoning Murder" on their Moviebob Bingo cards?

[2024.02.16-35] This dog video fares better.
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Can the dog or its owner sue too?
I dunno. I've yet to hear of any stories involving a dalmatian suing Dodie Smith, author of 101 Dalmatians.

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Farming is also a human job that needs protection, Bob. Starbucks baristas positions with high turnover rates don't.

When human imagination is limited to "like X character, but queer, black, and with all superpowers imaginable", I'd say it is time to outsource creativity to AI.
No disagreement here.



[2024.02.16-43] A pot calling a panda black.
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Didn't Moviebob get pissed over a Mario game crossover with Ubisoft's Rabbids?



[2024.02.16-45]
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Normal behavior in wildlife. When they get familiar with human who bring them food, they get aggressive.
Moviebob's prob'ly piss those meth geese aren't trained to peck out Midwesterners that wear MAGA hats.
 
Marvel and Star Wars have already ate shit recently. If the dems eat shit too, do you think Bob will go nuclear? 2016 destroyed his brain, but Marvel and Star Wars were at their peak.

When Trump got elected, a lot of dummies like Bob comforted themselves by saying they were like the good guys from Star Wars, Marvel, Harry Potter and Hunger Games. Now all of those franchises are either doing badly or "cancelled", so that might drive him crazy. And his sanity is probably hanging on by a thread, considering the cognitive load it takes to convince yourself Joe Biden's brain isn't melting and The Marvels was good.
 
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17Feb#01
Someone whose life doesn't matter imagines what Bobby's obit will be like.
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17Feb#02
James Gunn fired an Egyptian actor, allegedly because the actor doesn't kiss the ((())). Archive of Salon article. Archive of the IGN article Gunn linked in his tweet.
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17Feb#03
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17Feb#04
You'll be hearing X-men and the comic's supposed celebration of sexual degeneracy for quite a while, and I cannot give any commentary.
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17Feb#05
"Teen sex".
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17Feb#06
You're also going to be familiar with this ugly bald cartoon character, with his Junji Ito-esque dark circled eyes.
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17Feb#07
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"Intersectionality" (or "intersectionalism") is not a thing. It is completely fictional.

17Feb#08
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17Feb#09
Someone discovers that Paul Verhoeven doesn't do things by the book. Bobby and Arkle are outraged for some reason.
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17Feb#10
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Isaac Young's criticism.

17Feb#11
Another day, another shark film.
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Haven't someone done Orca vs Shark before?

17Feb#12
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Indeed, why not listen to Bob Chipman salivating over how hot Kristen Stewart is in jockstraps?

17Feb#13
Something reeks at Channel Awesome. Linkara's 13-part tweet. TL;DR.
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17Feb#14
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17Feb#15
Self-driving cars.
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17Feb#16
Bobby gets touchy about the Marshmallow Test again.
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Bob, I'll tell you a secret, c'mere, having a woman you love who loves you is wonderful. If you do everything right and don't treat her like dirt by constantly trying to "trade up," that can last for most of your life. It helps you get through bad times and makes good times better. However, Bob, I think you should continue your James Bond, Playboy lifestyle. That's worked out great for you so far, no need to make a change now!
Showering with your wife is the best way to ensure a long marriage.
 
I mean the ending was a bit melodramatic, but I loved fake villain Gul Darhe'el. I still quote him to this very day, whenever I talk about slaughtering Bajoran scum (trust me, it comes up almost daily). "What you called genocide, I called a days work." I imagine his men would have followed him into Hell.
I consider duet far stronger than battlefield (which is just pure ham & cheese). The guest star is amazing in that episode.

Haven't someone done Orca vs Shark before?
The jaws-knockoff movie Ocra starts off with a killer whale killing a shark.
 
17Feb#01
Someone whose life doesn't matter imagines what Bobby's obit will be like.
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17Feb#02
James Gunn fired an Egyptian actor, allegedly because the actor doesn't kiss the ((())). Archive of Salon article. Archive of the IGN article Gunn linked in his tweet.
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17Feb#04
You'll be hearing X-men and the comic's supposed celebration of sexual degeneracy for quite a while, and I cannot give any commentary.
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17Feb#05
"Teen sex".
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17Feb#06
You're also going to be familiar with this ugly bald cartoon character, with his Junji Ito-esque dark circled eyes.
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17Feb#07
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"Intersectionality" (or "intersectionalism") is not a thing. It is completely fictional.

17Feb#08
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17Feb#09
Someone discovers that Paul Verhoeven doesn't do things by the book. Bobby and Arkle are outraged for some reason.
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17Feb#10
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Isaac Young's criticism.

17Feb#11
Another day, another shark film.
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Haven't someone done Orca vs Shark before?

17Feb#12
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Indeed, why not listen to Bob Chipman salivating over how hot Kristen Stewart is in jockstraps?

17Feb#13
Something reeks at Channel Awesome. Linkara's 13-part tweet. TL;DR.
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17Feb#14
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17Feb#15
Self-driving cars.
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17Feb#16
Bobby gets touchy about the Marshmallow Test again.
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X-Men: So, as to the X-Men posts. Modern X-Men comics are definitely gay and lame, made so on purpose. Old X-Men was made to appeal to straight teenage boys. Now that Disney also controls the film, cartoon and TV rights, we should expect something truly terrible from all other media concerning the mutants. It's not so much an X-Men problem as a Disney Marvel problem. Any discussion of X-Men will attract gay and trans activists with horrible takes until the brand dies. I suggest that song from another Disney property be your mantra, "Let it go."

Starship Troopers: I don't think it's as simple as "human military bad, bugs good." I believe that Verhoeven intended the audience to like the troopers, but to also be unsettled by the undertones of the movie. This is on brand for Verhoeven's science fiction films, and even for non-Verhoeven films that aped his style back then. There is one big problem with the movie though, and that is that if you were hoping for a book accurate adaptation of the novel, well this movie killed the chances of that. The worst part is that Verhoeven may have had disdain for Heinlein, the author of the book he was adapting, which is extremely obnoxious. I still like the movie though.

Bob: As usual, Bob's additions to these two subjects add nothing and just make the online discussions about them worse. His presence on Twitter as a Z-list quasi-celebrity just emphasizes why Twitter is just a structurally bad Webservice. Having a human pustule vomiting over any discussion of pop-culture that catches his interest just degrades everyone involved. However, at least with the Marvel stuff that doesn't just describe Bob but a lot of people involved.
 
Someone whose life doesn't matter imagines what Bobby's obit will be like.
man, I wonder if Bob's gonna respond to the :epik: . They did get a detail a bit crooked - Bob marinated a whole chicken in hot sauce for a week (5 days), not the Mountain Don't Chicken.

Also I doubt bob even has a CPAP. Not with those sleep habits, he doesn't.
"Intersectionality" (or "intersectionalism") is not a thing. It is completely fictional.
Especially because that phenomenon of ideology is purely a strange combo of Marxist and Postmodern in origin.

Shut up, Bob and don't cast stones from your glass Casa de Mama Chipman. Quarterling looks 100% more healthy and attractive than YOU do.
 
Bob: presents himself as a Thinker with a three digit IQ whose mind runs rings around those filthy Christians
Also Bob: doesn't understand the law of diminishing returns
Bob thinks a story about a woman whose given name is Webb ending up with spider powers is brilliant art. All due respect to my comic bros, but come on, man.
 
I don't think Robert shits himself unless he's blackout drunk. I can see him either forgetting to wipe or being too drunk to do so.

You're forgetting simple logistics. With that gut, Bob only gets a thorough cleaning if he's got one of those sponges on a stick the Romans used.
 
Bob thinks a story about a woman whose given name is Webb ending up with spider powers is brilliant art. All due respect to my comic bros, but come on, man.
He's acting like the stuff churned out of a 10th grader's bag of writing tricks is impressive.... in his 40's.

I don't think Robert shits himself unless he's blackout drunk. I can see him either forgetting to wipe or being too drunk to do so.
I'm going to give everyone a really really unfortunate mental image, so SPOILER ALERT but, I don't think he shits himself as much as he has really poor-quality stool due to his diet of beer and processed fast food that even at the best of times makes more mess than his lazy ass is willing (or able) to clean up.

On top of that, all the pictures I see of him? I can't help but think that after 30 seconds in direct sunlight, the dude probably starts giving off an odor similar to an overly-seasoned 12' Italian sub sandwich with extra onions...... call it a hunch.

I'm sorry if I made any of you vomit.
 
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