Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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I don't want to get into the merits and failings of the various Star Wars movies -- it derails threads like little else, and at the end of the day it's all de gustibus anyway -- but this sort of thing is the thinking of a child, and not a very bright one.
Is it possible to be both autistic and retarded, because I think I know how to spot that if it is and we could hand this out to guidance counselors and school psychiatrists.
 
Anybody remember the "40-50 wild hogs" meme from 2018 or so? Anybody remember how Bob changed his handle on twitter to it? Anybody remember a few months ago when Bob feigned outrage over a bunch of guys mowing down a herd of razorbacks with automatic weapons? Now that he has proof of how bad things can be he's rooting for the hogs. This is like the dumbest and pettiest version of "This isn't happening but if it did it's probably not that bad and since it is happening it's actually a good thing."
That and the coyote thing eranged me like few things have. Just the left being so.... smug in their ignorance. It would be like if Trump said "2+3 equals 5" and Twitter started joking "idiots thinks you can add two different numbers together."

Kill all humans? I was ready to drag a bunch of those people out to the woods and throw them to the hogs right then and there. I don't want to hear another word about the left's "empathy" ever again as long as I live.

And I'm an immortal robot.
 
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I don't want to get into the merits and failings of the various Star Wars movies -- it derails threads like little else, and at the end of the day it's all de gustibus anyway -- but this sort of thing is the thinking of a child, and not a very bright one.
I hate the retard take the Chipman's and consumers like them have with Fandom. I grew up on Bond and if you asked me as a kid do you like Bond I would have said "Yes" then if you asked me do you like all the Bond movies I'd again would have said "Yes" and then I would have added "BUT let's be clear Octopussy is no fucking Goldfinger.".
 
It almost escaped me that Bobby spent his birthday night watching Dune II. This is how God punished him I guess?
I see the Thousand Yard Rooster Stare is still going strong.
this is your daily reminder that Jim "Mad Money" Cramer is a far-left nutjob. So if HE thinks you fucked up, you fucked up.
As opposed to Bobby, and this explains much, who has Thousand-yard Rooster stare perpetually.
It means James Gunn caters to retards, retard.
that face in the right had image, I swear, guy looks like the fucking pillsbury doughboy in the face. Too pudgy and doesn't look ripped. Does not look like a Super Soldier. Looks like a beta male that had too many donuts.

For those not in the know, this is from Vampire Hunter D.
Bobby knows sneed.
If my Bobese translator is up-to-date, he's saying it used to be "Chuck's Fuck and Suck". (or that's the joke the simpsons writers intended to slide past the radar anyway)
Anybody remember the "40-50 wild hogs" meme from 2018 or so? Anybody remember how Bob changed his handle on twitter to it? Anybody remember a few months ago when Bob feigned outrage over a bunch of guys mowing down a herd of razorbacks with automatic weapons? Now that he has proof of how bad things can be he's rooting for the hogs. This is like the dumbest and pettiest version of "This isn't happening but if it did it's probably not that bad and since it is happening it's actually a good thing."
Bob and his typical goalpost-moving narcissistic-prayer gaslighting, news at 11.
Rooting for hogs is the same as rooting for termites,if you don't get rid of them they'll do a lot of damage. Says a lot about Bob. The man knows nothing about farming or keeping the ecosystem healthy by getting rid of invasive species.
Nono, you misunderstand. Bob wants the hogs to eliminate, displace and bring to ruin the MAGAnaiseghoulen in the wastelands. THAT'S why he's rooting for the hogs.

Hell, there was even a TV show called "Hogs Gone Wild" that featured professional hunters going in to clear out feral hogs from a few farms.
Given that dogs' personalities are oft representative of their owners/parents, it wouldn't surprise me if Fuckwit in Chief Biden's dogs snap any anyone who even breathes incorrectly.


There's also the possibility that Biden has a fuckton of sociopaths working for him and the dog can smell it.

Either or both works. But hell, when is he even around the dog long enough to have the dog imprint on his behavior like that?
Why do Jews vote Democrat? Simple: They either don't know about the Democratic Party's generally misanthropic history... or they just don't care. My money's on the latter.
it doesn't help that the terminal fear of anuddah shoah has many of them thinking that if they elect a (R) it's like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders. This despite the clear fact that if anuddah shoah is coming, it's coming from their own party via the Palestinian Hamas Supporters. These dumbasses don't even accept the concept that they cannot have peace with an enemy that literally wants to kill every last one of them, regardless of their personal feelings on the Palestinian Question.
I hate the retard take the Chipman's and consumers like them have with Fandom. I grew up on Bond and if you asked me as a kid do you like Bond I would have said "Yes" then if you asked me do you like all the Bond movies I'd again would have said "Yes" and then I would have added "BUT let's be clear Octopussy is no fucking Goldfinger.".
oh don't get me wrong, Octopussy was fun, but yeah, not Goldfinger.
I remember an interview on TV that Roger Moore did, and when he was cast as James Bond he was like, "How do I do this, I'm a Pacifist?" (He was also Simon Templar in The Saint TV show). And cue me facepalming like Fake Alastair Moody in Harry Potter in The Goblet of Fire saying "You're allowed A WAND" to Harry's protest that he's not allowed a broom for his 1v1 with a Dragon. "YOU'RE AN ACTOR!"
 
27Feb#01
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Yup. 40. You're a big boy now.

27Feb#02
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27Feb#03
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27Feb#04
A member of the American Air Force self-immolated outside the jewdom embassy in Washington, yelling "Free Palestine".
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Instead of setting himself on fire, the poor sod should have burned down a Wendy's.

27Feb#05
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What does it have to do with the anti-abortion crowd? Big Al's take is so Harvard-brained I don't even begin to grasp the logic.

27Feb#06
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27Feb#07
Bad hair boy notices a lack of "tradwives" showing how they do common household tasks, such as vacuuming and cleaning off a nasty stain. He concludes that tradwiving is a conspicuous consumption of leisure time, the precinct of the privileged class.
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Everything on TikTok, including bad hair boy's video, is a conspicuous consumption of leisure. Stick your Marxist analysis up your ass.


27Feb#08
Fan Club tips off Bobby because someone insults The Rat's Star Wars.
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27Feb#09
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27Feb#10
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27Feb#11
M-She-U. No idea.
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27Feb#12
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27Feb#13
Denis Villeneuve tells people about his cinematic credo.
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There is at least one recent, quasi-mainstream film that has drama but no dialogue: Moebius by Kim-Ki Duk. I have not watched it and I will not recommend anything by this director. His Pietà made me swore off Korean cinema altogether. Kim was also a rapist in real life.

27Feb#14
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27Feb#15
What is the Japanese answer to Opphenheimer? Godzilla Minus One!
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27Feb#16
"Patriarchy" in anime.
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27Feb#17
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27Feb#04
A member of the American Air Force self-immolated outside the jewdom embassy in Washington, yelling "Free Palestine".
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Instead of setting himself on fire, the poor sod should have burned down a Wendy's.
If Bob were to light himself on fire, he'd go up like a roman candle with all that grease. He should find a cause he supports and then go do that.
27Feb#07
Bad hair boy notices a lack of "tradwives" showing how they do common household tasks, such as vacuuming and cleaning off a nasty stain. He concludes that tradwiving is a conspicuous consumption of leisure time, the precinct of the privileged class.
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Everything on TikTok, including bad hair boy's video, is a conspicuous consumption of leisure. Stick your Marxist analysis up your ass.
When the tradwives are making homemade cereal, is the kitchen they are making it in clean? If it is, it means they are doing all that cleaning and vacuuming. They just aren't recording it, because it's boring.
YellowFlashGuy is dramafarming (that's his job, after all). MovieBob's response is what we call feeding the trolls. These two deserve each other (and I don't mean Tifa and Aerith.) Oh, and the millionth "MovieBob creepily obsesses over lipstick lesbians" moment, of course.
 
27Feb#04
A member of the American Air Force self-immolated outside the jewdom embassy in Washington, yelling "Free Palestine".
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Instead of setting himself on fire, the poor sod should have burned down a Wendy's.
Gonna shamelessly self promote myself rather than repost the vid.
An airforce service man, named Aaron Bushnell, committed suicide by setting himself on fucking fire in front of an Israeli embassy in DC, shouting "FREE PALESTINE", and filmed it.
If you don't go to the quoted post to watch the vid or if you just don't want to watch a retard kill himself then let me describe the footage. An effeminate sounding guy sets himself on fire while, I shit you not, autisticly flapping his arms and stomping his feet while screaming "FREE PALESTINE!" This only lasts for about 10 seconds before the flames become too much and he's just reduced to screaming. He stumbles around for another 30 seconds or so before collapsing.

Why is Pete right? One, because neither Israel nor anyone actually cares about our servicemen. Aaron's just another corpse on the pile. Two, because Aaron was completely uninvolved with the shit in the Holy Land. This is like some guy blowing his head off with a shotgun in front of the Chinese embassy to protest their treatment of the Uyghurs except at least in that there is one clear victim and bad guy. Three, the buildup and the beginning of the immolation comes off as a temper tantrum. He was just heckerino angeroosky that he needed to do a floom. This was so embarrassingly self serving that I'm glad he filmed his dumbass going up in smoke so we can point and laugh and make wojacks out of. I hope he inspires a movement for other dipshits to set themselves a blaze in pointless protest, make it the new ice bucket challenge for faggot commies.

Bob's retort is just so petty and dumb. "Dur Pete don't know nuffin bout advocacy cuz he did a hour vid on da AI. BTW watch my 8 hour in total vids on the 'Marthabox' so you can be in the know about DC movies!" I have to assume that he gives support to the airmen killing himself because of his response. Holy hell, Bob, you were smart enough to not say anything about the Fani Willis debacle but you comment on this?
 
My guy, I want my tomboy, not your lesbian fetish. Tifa is straight Bob, STRAIGHT!
I mean her character is pretty much based around her being in love with Cloud, Bob is just too used to American comics where 20+ years of being romantically involved with the opposite sex can be easily undone with, "This character is gay now."
 
oh shit, does this mean Sara's preggo AGAIN? What manner of FAS spergoloid is in the making now?
Instead of setting himself on fire, the poor sod should have burned down a Wendy's.
self-immolation became trendy when some Tibetans started doing it to protest Dykes Dykes oppression. But as with the psychopaths running Dykes Dykes, nobody gives a shit if some lunatic sets themself on fire and will do nothing to improve the situation as a result. The only thing that the self-immolator gains is An Hero status.
What does it have to do with the anti-abortion crowd? Big Al's take is so Harvard-brained I don't even begin to grasp the logic.
Big Al assumes this is the same kind of people that used to bomb abortion clinics.

Fan Club tips off Bobby because someone insults The Rat's Star Wars.
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Bobby takes a whole lot of words just to say, "Canon doesn't matter, because Star Wars doesn't Reals, Friendo!" Tell me Bob don't know good writing from bad, without telling me Bob don't know good writing from bad. (Hint: The excuse that [thing] doesn't reals means you can make contradictory shit and it's all "good", BECAUSE it's all made up, doesn't fly, because that's the epitome of bad writing!)
 
28Feb#01
Demented Uncle Joe was told to do another ice-cream stunt.
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28Feb#02
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28Feb#03
Tucker Carlson remembers how shocked he was when he discovered that the US government were really interfering with the elections in other countries. He only found out about that in middle age; perhaps that's why the CIA rejected him.
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28Feb#04
Will Stancil is mad that the GOP doesn't help (((his bosses))) enough.
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28Feb#05
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Bobese translator please?


28Feb#06
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It is a moral imperative to vote Lori Kauffman into office.

28Feb#07
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No lies detected. If you are filth, pick up yourself and move to California or NY.

28Feb#08
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28Feb#09
Tony Reed.
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28Feb#10
A mother whose daughter trooned out tricked a Kaiser clinic, telling them she found herself "non-binary" and thus needed testosterone and "top surgery", and was surprised how quick and hassle-free -- not to mention how "medically necessary" -- the process was. A&N.
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It is indeed a sad story. The girl might come to her senses, but her relationship with her mom might not mend -- and this had been a rift in the first place was solely because of gender fuckers.

28Feb#11
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What's your point Bobby?

28Feb#12
Peter Coffin.
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28Feb#13
Kojima likes Moonkinght.
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28Feb#14
If you call any of the recent MCU entries "bad", you should touch grass.
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28Feb#15
James Gunn relies heavily on VFX. Tell me something I don't know.
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28Feb#16
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Food is food, and a paycheck is a paycheck.

28Feb#17
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28Feb#18
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On the flip side, he'll never be MovieBob either.

28Feb#19
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This must be about either Drive-Away Dolls or the Kristen Stewart vehicle.

28Feb#20
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28Feb#21
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28Feb#22
Viewer discretions -- and trigger warnings -- empowers the audience.
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28Feb#23
Can you spot the difference between the two different character models? My first impression is that the face looks slightly less rounded, less infantile, on the model at the right, but her eyes seems less detailed. Fortunately Bobby is here to tell me what really matters.
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28Feb#25
Yet more good news
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I hope these people get bullied in their next job.

28Feb#26
Remember Bobby's "Whales vs Mushroom" spiel less than one week before (23Feb#18)? Now he is blaming the collapse of the video-game industry for their pursuit of Whales!
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28Feb#27
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Why are you jealous about new business opportunities? You should ring up the company and offer them your personal scent!

28Feb#28
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Learn to suck cock.

28Feb#29
Jap localization drama.
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28Feb#30
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28Feb#31
Jon Stewart Leibowitz tells the story about how his kids raise money for an animal shelter. I have no patience for that.
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Bobese translator please?
Bob is basically telling the person that the fast food outlets don't actually need to raise their prices because they're already making money hand over fist without taking labor costs into account. The business about the "arbitrary price point" is Bob saying that the prices on the menu are entirely arbitrary with no rhyme, reason, or logic to them, and therefore shouldn't be raised. Although the "not that" at the end is confusing, I think it means Bob didn't think they'd raise prices because apparently they don't have to in order to pay workers 20 bucks an hour.
What's your point Bobby?
The Wannsee Conference was a conference that was attended by literal Hitlerian Nazis (Government officials and the SS). Bobby thinks that shutting down the discussion in those conferences would prevent bigotry or Final Solutions, etc. He's wrong of course. You don't simply shut down discussion there. For a thing like THAT, you bomb it. But then of course, Bob would love to bomb all the wrongthinking MAGAnaiseghoulen.

On the flip side, he'll never be MovieBob either.
Who wants to be Roger Ebert, either? The guy was a pretentious fat fuck just like Bob. Moviebob himself seems like a parody of Ebert, down to the Air Farce portrayal, after the Gene Siskel impersonator Don Ferguson says, "The Balcony is closed", Roger Abbott as Ebert says, "But the Snack Bar is ALWAYS open!"

Also I'm pretty sure Mr. Toto doesn't care what Bob thinks about how Toto will "never be Roger", as if he ever wanted to in the first place, since that was Bob's goal.
 
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