Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Koby_Fish]

No Bob, you agree with him because you've always been about style over substance and would rather have giant CGI spectacles than spoken dramas where you have to pay attention to what's going on, because you're dumber than you want people to think you are.

Yeah, I think it was announced a few weeks ago but it seems like baby number three is on the way. I guess Chris is making enough at his job that he doesn't have to beg people to donate to his patreon anymore if he can afford a third child on a single salary.

Bob will never grow or change. He still believes his superior future is right around the corner. He still believes the moon holds something of value. He still believes he's a genius creative and could prove it if Hollywood would just give him the money he needs to make the next big genre defining epic. And he refuses to accept that he will never have the world he wants because his cartoons lied to him.

This is why I come back to this thread: Schadenfreude.

I guess it would be overly- to hope that Sara stopped fucking recreational drinking margaritas and daiquiris the size of her entire head before she got knocked up. To mention nothing of Chris' undeniably perpetually-pickled sperm.

Bob only wants to go to the Moon and live there and have the chinese grow wheat because of the "cool" factor. Space travel is "cool"! Having boring-ass domes to live in on a stark, barren landscape is "cool", because Sci-Fi, Progress, and The Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah, Friendo! Bob doesn't wanna live in the real world; he wants to live in Star Trek (the version with the most lesbicans anyway). If the terrain of the moon were a wasteland on Earth, Bob would never want to live there. That's why he doesn't want to live in the Midwest (MAGAnaiseghoulen aside).

Damned if I know.

I guess Bob thinks that the "pro-life" abortion clinic bombers of the 1980s ran out of abortion clinics to bomb and are now targeting IVF clinics, which makes zero sense if you really think about it.

*Yeah I know it's a five-year-old article, but I'm too lazy and currently too tired to dive deeper into the topic of city crimes based on mayors' political affiliation.

and it's not even just the Mayors, it's the whole damn city councils. The rot goes deep, indeed. I live in an area which if it was USA would be the bluest of blue states, and morons here are doubling and tripling down on "safe-injection sites" and "safe supply" drugs including and up to fucking FENTANYL (LOL) even though the overdose rate here is the highest in the country and it still keeps getting higher despite (or rather BECAUSE OF?) these policies. Former idiot Mental-health-and-addictions minister Carolyn Bennett, who recently retired probably because she's fucking OLD and practically senile, was screaming in Question Period that "safe supply SAVES LIVES!". No, no it fucking doesn't. You can STILL OD on fucking fentanyl, regardless whether it's been laced with something WORSE or not. Meanwhile people who've voted NDP all their lives (hurr durr the NDP is for the worker, NDP good) are getting fed up with the increase in crime, filth, and disorder. But they still keep voting NDP, like the definition of insanity. Like Bob.

Blobby is one of those delusional YouTubers who list his videos on IMDB as "Television" credits. Being on the same platform as old ladies posting cat videos isn't the same as getting a network or cable gig.

I think he's "counting" that old Cable-access TV show in Taxachussetts that he did years and years ago, and thus believes this perpetually makes him a "television movie critic".

I am pretty sure bob is talking about how mcdonalds makes most of their revenue through real estate. Which is something he only half understands per usual.
Mcdonalds does make a ton from the property they rent out, but the rentees are the franchises who also need to generate profits to pay that rent in the first place on top off franchising fees.
So no Bob, they do not arrive at some magic number arbitrarily and labor cost still affects your nuggies price.

Bob not actually understanding economics and then sperging about it will never not be funny.

It's 2024.

Bob is still an ignorant pork.
He is still a virgin.
He has no savings.
He has no place to call his own.
More and more people realize he has nothing interesting or humane whatsoever to say.
His earnings are diminishing by the month and he has no idea how to revert his situation.

But he is still blaming conservatives and righties for his woes. As usual.

Like any "good" leftie narcissist.

Hey, heres a crazy, maybe instead of begging for ammo, you guys get your coked up Oompa Loompa of a president finally agree to peace talks and stop being an arse?

Bob thinks Drumpf was the Oompa-Loompa (because of the spray-on orange tan).

The fact that I can leave college for a second time and get a job that pays me 81233 dollars a year at minimum easily makes me laugh at Bob's misfortune. Needless to say, he should find a new field.

He's a sperg whose special interest is Movie/TV show Trivia - that's his only "skill" that he could put to use making money (aside being a Blockbuster clerk).

Jesus Christ what is his obsession with living on the moon? It's a fucking barren rock. Is it just because he'll weigh less there?

He thinks Living on the Moon is going to be proof that he's finally been granted the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah from the Cosmos that he believes he "earned" by racking up good-boy-points by voting (D) and simping for troons and trying to "protect" the precious PeeOhCees, Bundles of Sticks, Whamen, Troons, and Speds by screaming endlessly into the void that is X/Twitter, despite the fact that X/Twitter by his OWN admission isn't real life nor even representative of the population of the World.

 

[Flexo]

"Caring even a bit about Mario being from Brooklyn or not is such a monumentally stupid, meaningless thing."

Bob your glass house isn't even STANDING any more after all the stones you toss around.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Jesus Christ what is his obsession with living on the moon? It's a fucking barren rock. Is it just because he'll weigh less there?

Where else is he supposed to get his moon wheat?

 

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"Caring even a bit about Mario being from Brooklyn or not is such a monumentally stupid, meaningless thing."

Bob your glass house isn't even STANDING any more after all the stones you toss around.

this piece of shit cant even fix his own shitbox of a computer. zip it retard, you are no part of gaming

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Why would Bob understand labor cost affecting prices? Even at his time at Blockbuster, he was never in management, he never saw any numbers. And now his costs are near zero living with his mom. He literally is unable to understand why a 20 hour minimum wage would raise the price of nuggies and a Big Mac.

The funny thing is even without any managerial experience, he believes he easily could be one because of how SMRT he is.

I'd wager even if he could/did "see the numbers' he'd just choose to not believe them.

My own personal Bob had a similar view of economics - that everyone MUST be price gouging. That it couldn't POSSIBLY cost $5.25 to make a burger and fries. Just like Bob does, he had a real problem understanding costs not directly related to buying raw materials - shipping costs, insurance, labor, etc. exist and have to be paid.

For a brief time, both he and I worked in a receiving capacity at a grocery retailer where we had to check that stuff coming off the truck matched what we were expecting in the delivery.

We both had computer printout sheets in hand that listed each item's wholesale cost (what the store was buying it for) and retail cost (what the store was selling it for) the margin on each item (difference in wholesale to retail) was consistent throughout the orders. If it was selling for $800, it was because it was costing us $750 to buy, if it sold for $4, it cost us $3.50. Very rarely, you'd get something that cost us 80 cents but could retail for $4, but these were 1 in 50 items.

Naturally, he would gripe about the costs of everything and how the store was "ripping people off" - he had the numbers RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM that they were only making anywhere from a couple bucks to a couple cents in profit per item, and still chose to believe the Junior Commie Manifesto that prices are completely arbitrary and made up.

I'd say you're spot on. This is a guy who can see numbers for properties bombing over at Disney and still believe it doesn't matter because they're Disney. His own view counts and Patreon are dropping to points where, if he wasn't living with mommy, would be unsustainable but still continues in his industry because he believes better days are right around the corner and that being a part of Theorist means he's earning a million hits a video instead of the videos getting a million hits regardless of his involvement.

I think your guy and Bob never grew out of the "everything comes from magic" phase of childhood. Mommy isn't buying you a toy because she doesn't have the money for it, it's because she's being mean. Clothes go from a pile on the floor to magically back in the closet, cleaned and ironed. And then you get older, start learning about the world, and realize that yeah, your parents worked hard to give you what you needed, and sometimes told you no to make sure you wouldn't be that asshole kid who gets everything.

Considering Bob's inability to understand how infeasible space travel is, how the dirt on the moon is not usable soil, or how politicians don't just magically solve every crisis, I'd say he has a developmental problem. It's either a staunch refusal to accept reality, which it could be, or his brain just isn't capable of working out how the real world operates. The second would explain a lot of his stupid takes.

 

[JayHarrison]

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We do have jetpacks, Bob. Just none powerful enough to lift your fat ass off the ground.

Nobody lives on the moon because the moon has no water and even less arable land.

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"Caring even a bit about Mario being from Brooklyn or not is such a monumentally stupid, meaningless thing."

Bob your glass house isn't even STANDING any more after all the stones you toss around.

Given Moviebob considers national borders arbitrarily designed--despite the fact that apartments have borders that are equally as arbitrarily designed--means Moviebob shouldn't ever be allowed to own any structure with any vertical surfaces outside support posts.

 

[Positron]

Bob should consider another line of work.

But will any line of work consider him?

Yeah, I think it was announced a few weeks ago but it seems like baby number three is on the way.

I'm not aware of any previous announcements. I have not checked Sarah's Twitter and I can't do it right now. Can someone check it for me?

Anyway we'll be sure before year's end. The Year of the Dragon is a good year to spawn. The Chinks are choosing this year to do so, So when the kid goes to school he or she will be surrounded by little Chinks, diluting the population and influence of the niggets and spiclets

Very rarely, you'd get something that cost us 80 cents but could retail for $4, but these were 1 in 50 items.

Food and Bev traditionally have a much higher margin than retail, but no matter how high the margins are, the bosses won't let rising wage -- especially at California's exorbitant level -- to erode profit for ever. If McD's can't raise prices, they'll replace workers with self-service kiosks.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I'd say he has a developmental problem. It's either a staunch refusal to accept reality, which it could be, or his brain just isn't capable of working out how the real world operates. The second would explain a lot of his stupid takes.

Nobody lives on the moon because the moon has no water and even less arable land.

Bob thinks "terraforming" is a thing because it was a thing on Star Trek. Never mind that nothing can fix the moon's lack of gravity, magnetic field, or atmosphere. Thus, any wheat would have to be grown inside domes, and could not be grown out in the exposed terrain. Not to mention, lunar regolith is fucking sterile and lacks many of the things that plants on earth need.

 

[TowinKarz]

Bob thinks "terraforming" is a thing because it was a thing on Star Trek. Never mind that nothing can fix the moon's lack of gravity, magnetic field, or atmosphere. Thus, any wheat would have to be grown inside domes, and could not be grown out in the exposed terrain. Not to mention, lunar regolith is fucking sterile and lacks many of the things that plants on earth need.

He wholeheartedly believes that if we just kill all the Rednecks and roll the "research" points they're wasting by making beer and pickups? We'll have the actual Genesis Device by next week:

His view of the world, of reality itself, is so reductive it can only be called either childish or religious zealotry.

 

[King Dead]

Bob thinks "terraforming" is a thing because it was a thing on Star Trek. Never mind that nothing can fix the moon's lack of gravity, magnetic field, or atmosphere. Thus, any wheat would have to be grown inside domes, and could not be grown out in the exposed terrain. Not to mention, lunar regolith is fucking sterile and lacks many of the things that plants on earth need.

To be fair, NASA recently completed experiments where they tested whether it was possible to grow plants in lunar regolith, with nothing else added but water. The results showed that it was indeed possible, although the plants didn't grow quite as well as the control group of simulated regolith. This would suggest that extraterrestrial agriculture can be made to work, likely through the introduction of nutrients and fertilizers to create actual soil from regolith. This study is obviously just a small first step towards that end, but the idea isn't as far-fetched as it might seem.

At any rate, Bob probably won't see his precious moon wheat before he kicks the bucket from either a rage-induced heart attack or from the 'betus finally claiming him.

 

[BScCollateral]

Growing wheat on the moon might be possible, but I doubt it will amount to much more than helping to make a research facility less reliant on shipments from Earth. By "small" I mean less than 200 people; Amundsen-Scott station supports about 150. That's a long-term guess; we've never even had 100 people in low earth orbit at the same time.
And, of course, the entire reason they're landing on the south pole of the Moon is for the water we know is there.

 

[Mr Processor]

https://twitter.com/james_mathurin_/status/1763131937588408373
https://archive.ph/49ipO
I present: The MovieBob Defense League. I am horrified to find out that this exists.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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https://twitter.com/james_mathurin_/status/1763131937588408373
https://archive.ph/49ipO
I present: The MovieBob Defense League. I am horrified to find out that this exists.

I guess the saying is true, everyone has fans. Even if that means they have extreme brain rot.

 

[Positron]

29Feb#01


29Feb#02
Bidenomics turns another man into a fan -- of Trump.


29Feb#03


29Feb#04
Fauxahontas is "furious" again, ostensibly because GOP blocks what is called "Access to Family Building bill", which affords protection to IVF providers.

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29Feb#05


29Feb#06
Trump's supporters tell journalist two things they don't want to hear: Ukraine is corrupt, and Russia is taking back the land that is rightfully theirs.

The second interviewee, an old veteran, hits the nail on its head: "I don't think Putin is a problem; I think Zelensky is the problem".

29Feb#07
Something called KFF publishes another absolutely essential survey (archive)

Racism is not a "problem", any more than frowning or wincing are problems.

29Feb#08

On the contrary it gives me hope for the future.

29Feb#09

Once you become a doctor, you have tons of protections, and this is regardless of whether you did so through sweat and toil or through DIE. DIE just allows more people who don't qualified as doctors to gain a license to practice medicine. You don't need to be a surgeon to recognize this fact.

29Feb#10

Restaurants have always practice floating pricing: dinners cost more than lunches, which in turn cost more than the same food mid-afternoon. Still, Musk should learn about "optics". A&N about the Wendy's debacle.

29Feb#11

Perhaps Bobby thinks a jetpack runs "quasi-indefinitely"?

29Feb#12
Churches groom children...

... but Satanists are children's best friends.

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29Feb#13

How come no one mourn the jobs lost when Blockbuster shut down? It's a mystery indeed. It is not as if people can live without videos after all.

29Feb#14
Bobby the creep tells X-men fans how to be an absolute PIG.


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29Feb#17

Anyone in a healthy relationship will be ashamed to know Bobby.

29Feb#18

"Any media that primarily exists solely as a backlash reaction to a trend is doomed to be just the corniest bullshit imaginable". That's why nobody likes "representation" crap; that's why nobody likes Rey. Bobby eats up kitsch like he eats up fairly small amount of McD's, but people in a healthy relationship don't have his appetite.

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29Feb#19

Nerdrotic sure doesn't look like 60.

29Feb#20
I'm not even aware that Sue Of Power has a Season 2. BTW, before every meal, we should pray to Bobby and thank him for so compassionately sparing our lives.


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29Feb#24

Hip-hop is trash, even if it is MAGA hip-hop

29Feb#25
Someone comments on the "Tradwife making breakfast cereal from scratch" video.

I think I capped the scene Bobby JOs at. Eww.

BTW this is Sarah's latest tweet. Her Facebook has nothing either.

 

[Plantation Barbie]

"I've never heard anyone bemoan the loss of these jobs."
That's because they can go work for literally any of the other millions of retail stores in this country. Pushing buttons on a computer in an air conditioned building and working in dangerous and cramped conditions are not comparable.

 

[Koby_Fish]

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https://twitter.com/james_mathurin_/status/1763131937588408373
https://archive.ph/49ipO
I present: The MovieBob Defense League. I am horrified to find out that this exists.

Moviebob advocates for Eugenics NOW. He just thinks it's not Eugenics because it's Natural Selection Against the Inferior Subhuman Not-A-Person MAGAnaiseghoulen who are holding us back from the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah and not a special protected class.

Anyone in a healthy relationship will be ashamed to know Bobby.

"I know plenty of people in healthy relationships who do [want to see Rey head up some more Star Wars movies], Friendo!" False. Chippa and sara are NOT in a healthy relationship. And neither are any of their hanger-ons. And Papa Chipman is 6 feet under but I'll bet you him and Mama Chipman had a very less-than-healthy relationship. Bob neither knows, nor understands, healthy relationships of ANY kind.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

29Feb#08

On the contrary it gives me hope for the future.

"Death to Israel! We hate Das Judenschweinen- unless it's Das Judenschweinen that sign our paychecks!"

29Feb#02
Bidenomics turns another man into a fan -- of Trump.

What a surprise, people who left their shithole countries for America don't want America to become the shithole they left.

29Feb#07
Something called KFF publishes another absolutely essential survey (archive)

Racism is not a "problem", any more than frowning or wincing are problems.

I'd like to remind everyone here Mr. Cuban engages in race-based discrimination in violation of the law:

 

[Flexo]

I don't THINK the image on this article was consciously selected to look like Bob, but it greatly amuses me that it does.

https://gioscontentcorner.substack.com/p/bugmen-and-the-new-death-of-art

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

29Feb#14
Bobby the creep tells X-men fans how to be an absolute PIG.

Hilarious that sexpest Bob is attempting to inform others on the art of attracting the opposite sex. What does it mean when she soft blocks you six times and calls you out for publicly claiming that you're friends? Would that get you banned off the site too?

I had to be reminded of who Grace Jones was and then I remembered that she was a thing in the 80's, not the 90's, and looked like this.

I would not fuck her, even if she was doing her best Jim Carrey impersonation

or became lead singer for a Public Image LTD cover band.

I would also not fuck Storm in a power suit and mohawk and all femininity ripped out of her. They didn't do Storm this dirty in the original show which X-men '97 is very desperate that you remember so you will clap when you see their show. I also wanna point out that mohawk Storm was a thing in the 80's not the 90's because this show is for 40 year old men like Bob. I'm happy that Bob and the others are so adamant that they would fuck an ugly cartoon character just to own the chuds. It's important to always be angry and never find joy in anything. Anger is how you win, donchano?

 

[Mr Processor]

29Feb#21

So when I saw this movie mentioned, I wondered, "What is this movie?" And then I read a synopsis and it appears to be the worst thing ever made, and that's a pretty stiff competition:

Spoiler: Bizarre Movie Plot

In Victorian London,[n 1] medical student Max McCandles becomes an assistant to eccentric surgeon Godwin Baxter. He falls in love with Godwin's ward, Bella, a childlike young woman. Godwin reveals that the woman, who was pregnant, killed herself by leaping off a bridge. He replaced the woman's brain with that of her unborn fetus, resulting in her having an infant's mind, and named her Bella Baxter.

With Godwin's encouragement, Max asks for Bella's hand in marriage. Bella accepts, but as her intelligence rapidly develops, she becomes curious about the outside world and herself. By exploring her own body, she discovers masturbation and sexual pleasure. She runs off with Duncan Wedderburn, a debauched lawyer whom Baxter hired to overhaul the nuptial contract. Deciding to let her go, Godwin starts a new experiment with a young woman, Felicity, who matures much more slowly than Bella.

Bella and Duncan embark on a grand journey, starting in Lisbon, where they have frequent sex. When Bella becomes difficult for him to control, Duncan smuggles her onto a cruise ship...

-- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poor_Things_(film)

What the Hell even is that?