Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Flexo]

I had to be reminded of who Grace Jones was and then I remembered that she was a thing in the 80's, not the 90's, and looked like this.

Joke I've seen a few old timers make:
Grace Jones was a sex symbol in the 80s. And she could have only been one in the 80s. And if you grasp why she was able to be a sex symbol, it will tell you all you need to know about the 80s.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

So when I saw this movie mentioned, I wondered, "What is this movie?" And then I read a synopsis and it appears to be the worst thing ever made, and that's a pretty stiff competition:


-- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poor_Things_(film)

What the Hell even is that?

Your big Oscar winner right there. Seriously.

 

[Pew_Pew_Slash]

Just taking this post to affirm all my fellow Blob lurkers that catch up on this thread every few weeks or so. Reading Dune has to be easier by comparison.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

So when I saw this movie mentioned, I wondered, "What is this movie?" And then I read a synopsis and it appears to be the worst thing ever made, and that's a pretty stiff competition:


-- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poor_Things_(film)

What the Hell even is that?

You know I'm pretty sure that Bob tweeted out the trailer for this "Hey it's actually a good thing to fuck everything that moves and explore yourself sexually a no matter how 'innocent' you are" because I remember seeing the actual fucking Frankenstein trailer somewhere and he's the only one I follow that would promote this shit. As for what it is, it's Cuties but done right. They got too greedy by showing off sexualized literal children. Granted, it got them hours upon hours of interviews and dancing demonstration with children but ultimately it blew up in their face. So how do you push sex at any age without getting trouble for...well fucking a kid? You make your adult female lead an infant through bullshit reasoning. Now your stand in child can get double teamed by two black men like she's in a Lars Von Treir movie and get to call it art like when Lars Von Treir had his adult actress get double teamed by two black men.

And the full plot synopsis for this poor man's Wes Anderson knock off film because I think it's really important to see how dumb it is.

Spoiler: Do you really care that much?

In Victorian London,[n 1] medical student Max McCandles becomes an assistant to eccentric surgeon Godwin Baxter. He falls in love with Godwin's ward, Bella, a childlike young woman. Godwin reveals that the woman, who was pregnant, killed herself by leaping off a bridge. He replaced the woman's brain with that of her unborn fetus, resulting in her having an infant's mind, and named her Bella Baxter.

With Godwin's encouragement, Max asks for Bella's hand in marriage. Bella accepts, but as her intelligence rapidly develops, she becomes curious about the outside world and herself. By exploring her own body, she discovers masturbation and sexual pleasure. She runs off with Duncan Wedderburn, a debauched lawyer whom Baxter hired to overhaul the nuptial contract. Deciding to let her go, Godwin starts a new experiment with a young woman, Felicity, who matures much more slowly than Bella.

Bella and Duncan embark on a grand journey, starting in Lisbon, where they have frequent sex. When Bella becomes difficult for him to control, Duncan smuggles her onto a cruise ship. Bella befriends the passengers Martha and Harry, who open her mind to philosophy. Duncan attempts to stunt her growth to no avail. He becomes exasperated and indulges in drinking and gambling. During a stop at Alexandria, Bella witnesses the suffering of the poor and becomes distraught. She entrusts Duncan's winnings to unscrupulous members of the crew, who falsely promise to give it to the needy. Unable to afford the rest of the trip, Bella and Duncan are dropped at Marseille and make their way to Paris. Seeking money and accommodation, Bella begins working at a brothel. Duncan, enraged, has a breakdown and Bella abandons him. At the brothel, she comes under the tutelage of Madame Swiney and befriends another prostitute, Toinette, who introduces her to socialism.

Godwin, now terminally ill, asks Max to bring Bella to him. Max locates her after tracking down Duncan, who has been institutionalized. In London, Bella reconciles with Godwin and renews her plans to marry Max. The wedding is interrupted by Duncan and General Alfie Blessington. Alfie, addressing Bella as Victoria, declares that they were married before her disappearance and that he has come to reclaim her. She abandons Max to learn of her past life, but discovers Alfie's violent and sadistic nature and realizes Victoria killed herself to escape him.

Alfie confines Bella to his mansion. He threatens her at gunpoint to submit to genital mutilation, demanding she drink a sedative. She tosses the sedative in his face, and after a struggle Alfie accidentally shoots himself in the foot before passing out. Godwin dies peacefully with Bella and Max at his side. Bella decides to follow Godwin's footsteps by becoming a surgeon with the help of Max and Toinette, while Alfie has a goat's brain transplanted into his head.

I hate everything about this movie. I hate that Emma Stone is doing this desperate, debauched, retardation in an attempt to become a serious actress who gets oscars. I wish that Wiliem Defoe followed in the footsteps of almost all of his characters and died. I hope the Greek director gets Greek styled in a Greek prison. I hope they look to us, the everyman of the world, and blame us for any problems at the box office it gets. Goddammit I completely forgotten about this movie and never looked more into it until now and it's all you beautiful bastards' fault that I'm fucking pissed (and not because my peanuts went sour).

As a related asside, occasionally the youtube algo gives me wizards trying to explain to me how the Christian God is actually a demon who has imprisoned us in this realm and occasionally it gives me some nice gold such as this.

tl;dw
Dostoevsky hated other intellectuals because they were all fake posers who gave not one shit for (paraphrasing) and had nothing in common with the every day people they claimed to be for. This Poor Things movie is hand crafted specifically for those people. You think the falafel fucker director has any idea what having your innocence fucked out of you actually does? No. He just knows that sexual liberation is a feminist tenant and that's why Poor Things is labeled a feminist black comedy. He and I have to assume everyone else involved have no idea or far more likely they don't care. They are so out of touch with how the real world and real people work that I don't know if they could actually comprehend it. It's like when Emma Watson goes around and tells everyone that rape and sexual assault are everywhere and happening to all women when it's provably untrue to us but you can't prove it to her because she lives in a world of sexual assault and rape.

Bob is even worse. He is an everyman and he can go outside and experience the world and it's people but he doesn't. He's a thinker, after all. He only goes where he's safe: Bars, Dave and Busters, empty movie theaters, ONE straight pride counter protest, his mom's sewing room, and twitter. Bob cares not for how the world works and carries no blame for the state of his life. Fuck me running was it just a few days ago that he AGAIN cried about how we're not farming moon wheat or some shit? In what way has Bob furthered the superior future he "earned" a single iota? Not one damned bit and yet he feels owed it. I mean you couldn't even have a character like The Moviebob in a serious work of art like Crime and Punishment because he's too much of an obtuse caricature to fit into any universe save for our Universe. How do you make someone who says this

and this

and this

believable?

 

[Mr Processor]

It's like when Emma Watson goes around and tells everyone that rape and sexual assault are everywhere and happening to all women when it's provably untrue to us but you can't prove it to her because she lives in a world of sexual assault and rape.

MovieBob had his own Weinstein wannabe friend:
https://archive.is/XhNvL

Of course, they weren't really friends. I think it was a kind of hero worship on Bob's part, and Devin not objecting to Bob sucking up to him on his part. So, really despite never getting any of the glamor, fame or sex Hollywood celebs have, at least he has the Hollywood experience of sucking up to a notorious, creepy guy who sexually assaulted women while drunk (and after being warned about the guy by someone he trusted too). So, he's got that going for him.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

MovieBob had his own Weinstein wannabe friend:
https://archive.is/XhNvL
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Of course, they weren't really friends. I think it was a kind of hero worship on Bob's part, and Devin not objecting to Bob sucking up to him on his part. So, really despite never getting any of the glamor, fame or sex Hollywood celebs have, at least he has the Hollywood experience of sucking up to a notorious, creepy guy who sexually assaulted women while drunk (and after being warned about the guy by someone he trusted too). So, he's got that going for him.

Shit on a stick I have not looked at this in years. This retard's wording is so stupid. "I am complicit in Devin's assault because some unnamed person that I love, believe it, told me they had heard something." Not once in the entire archived chain does he ever elaborate on what this alleged loved one ever said he or she "heard". Faggot even parrots the BELIVE ALL WOMEN line. Gawd I never even saw this line before

"I take my punishment gladly and by punishment I mean fuck all will happen to me but I need to be the hero and victim in this story. Please don't comfort me with sweet words and gentle kisses on my cheeks. I beg you!"

And the cherry on top of this is that his pinned comment from back then is him gloating about The Escapist buying him a checkmark.

The words of a man who got his twitter verification because he and his family were receiving "credible threats of violence".

 

[Mr Processor]

Joke I've seen a few old timers make:
Grace Jones was a sex symbol in the 80s. And she could have only been one in the 80s. And if you grasp why she was able to be a sex symbol, it will tell you all you need to know about the 80s.

I remember she was in Conan the Destroyer, 007: The Living Daylights and some vampire movie. I admit it was... weird. She's a strange looking woman. She doesn't look like Storm though. They're giving Storm an androgynous look because of transfeminism, can't have women looking too feminine over at Marvel, after all.

And the cherry on top of this is that his pinned comment from back then is him gloating about The Escapist buying him a checkmark.

The words of a man who got his twitter verification because he and his family were receiving "credible threats of violence".

Bob lost his blue checkmark because he refuses to pay for it, but I still think he has a supporter in the Twitter staff. It's the only reason I can think of why none of his more homicidal posts have gotten him in trouble yet. I mean partly it's because he's always testing what he's allowed to say, but he's said a lot of stuff that should be a TOS violation.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

007: The Living Daylights

It was A View to A Kill

 

[JayHarrison]

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No, @james_mathurin_, that eugenics tweet of Moviebob's wasn't a joke. That eugneics tweet of Moviebob's is what Moviebob actually believes. Anyone who calls eugenics a "moral good" outs one's self as a stuanch eugenicist.

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[2024.02.29-01]

And I don't need to know anyone's opinions on matters relating to cinema, just so long as that critic's not a Moviebob.

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[2024.02.29-02] Bidenomics turns another man into a fan -- of Trump.

In other words, they've taken the red pill.

Note to self: Moviebob doesn't care about the welfare of Muslims who don't genuflect before the Democrat Diocese.

[2024.02.29-03]

AOC doesn't appreciate you impregnating her boots, Bob.

[2024.02.29-04] Fauxahontas is "furious" again, ostensibly because GOP blocks what is called "Access to Family Building bill", which affords protection to IVF providers.

Why would abortion advocate Eugenicsbob care about women who want in-vitro fertilization?

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[2024.02.29-05]

Retweeted by Moviebob, terminally online Nazboi weirdo.

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[2024.02.29-06] Trump's supporters tell journalist two things they don't want to hear: Ukraine is corrupt, and Russia is taking back the land that is rightfully theirs.

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[2024.02.29-07] Something called KFF publishes another absolutely essential survey (archive)

Racism is not a "problem", any more than frowning or wincing are problems.

There is E-X-actly one reason why you should never believe Moviebob's caliming racism is bad:

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[2024.02.29-09]

Once you become a doctor, you have tons of protections, and this is regardless of whether you did so through sweat and toil or through DIE. DIE just allows more people who don't qualified as doctors to gain a license to practice medicine. You don't need to be a surgeon to recognize this fact.

DEI is the reason that America elected both Barack Obama (Moviebob: "Hallowed be Obama's name") and Joe Biden: Voting against Obama is an act of racism; voting against Biden is discriminating against the mentally handicapped. (Don't get me started about how Leftist zombies could have list of immutable -isms the Leftist zombies wouldn't shut up about.)

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[2024.0229-10]

Restaurants have always practice floating pricing: dinners cost more than lunches, which in turn cost more than the same food mid-afternoon. Still, Musk should learn about "optics". A&N about the Wendy's debacle.

McDonald's presents the Moviebob meal:
* Four Double Quarter Pounders with Cheese
* Forty Chicken McNuggets.
* Four large orders of fries.
* Four large sodas.
* One copy of Cuties.
$45 between 10:30am and 5:00pm
$60 between 5:00pm and closing time.

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[2024.02.29-11]

Perhaps Bobby thinks a jetpack runs "quasi-indefinitely"?

If Moviebob really wants a vehicle that's friendly to the environment, there's Bob's choices are limited:

Ironically, despite the Flintstone Mobile being friendly to the environment, that doesn't mean the driver is.

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[2024.02.29-13]

How come no one mourn the jobs lost when Blockbuster shut down? It's a mystery indeed. It is not as if people can live without videos after all.

Hollywood Elitists and their sycophants (like Moviebob) need the American consumer more than American consumers need Hollywood Elitists and their sycophants.

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[2024.02.29-19]

"Mary Sue-icie", hmm? I like it.

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[2024.02.29-21]

I'll never understand the disclaimer of "this film/episode contains depiction of smoking/alcohol consumption". Children and teenagers are more likely to people engaged in those than they are people getting massacred right in front of them--at least in the U.S.

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I had to be reminded of who Grace Jones was and then I remembered that she was a thing in the 80's, not the 90's, and looked like this [...] doing her best Jim Carrey impersonation

Ssssssssssss... sorry! Couldn't resist.

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Happy Leap Day, all!

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob lost his blue checkmark because he refuses to pay for it, but I still think he has a supporter in the Twitter staff. It's the only reason I can think of why none of his more homicidal posts have gotten him in trouble yet. I mean partly it's because he's always testing what he's allowed to say, but he's said a lot of stuff that should be a TOS violation.

He must. I've reported him a couple of times and never even got the "we've reviewed this tweet and don't think it violates our rules" response. It just sits there for a couple of months in my notifications, saying they got the report, and then nothing. I think at this point, anything that comes in for Bob just gets ignored because they have no interest in dealing with him. Which, to be fair, I wouldn't want to make him my problem either if I worked for twitter.

A shame Lindsay didn't try to get him kicked off so she could finally get rid of him. We missed out on the biggest rage rant video he could have done. Him losing his account now he'd be pissed but justify it as him not wanting to support "Elmo". But a few years back, losing his verified status and his account? Would have been the most glorious meltdown ever.

 

[The tired cat]

29Feb#06
Trump's supporters tell journalist two things they don't want to hear: Ukraine is corrupt, and Russia is taking back the land that is rightfully theirs.

The second interviewee, an old veteran, hits the nail on its head: "I don't think Putin is a problem; I think Zelensky is the problem".

Then why do you keep existing fatso? An ye, Putin, well more like all Russian capitalists, want what American gov. has promised them since the collapse of the USSR and all these years they have been doin bupkis.

 

[ChampFantana]

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https://twitter.com/james_mathurin_/status/1763131937588408373
https://archive.ph/49ipO
I present: The MovieBob Defense League. I am horrified to find out that this exists.

As horrific as I find the idea of Lardo Retardo having defenders, I kinda want to meet that cretin (assuming the stench of unwashed virgin doesn't kill me.) I bet dollars against donuts that he has a club foot, webbed fingers and a tail.

The only possible reason I can imagine for being a defender of the Kwisatz Tarderach is a level of inbreeding that would have made the Hapsburgs tell his ancestors to tone it down.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Of course, they weren't really friends.

Perchance was this a "friend" who ended up soft-blocking Bob 6x? Inquiring minds want to know!

The words of a man who got his twitter verification because he and his family were receiving "credible threats of violence".

I'd love to know how 'credible threats of violence' (Spedznatz being a sped) would be neutralized by having a Blue Checkmark.

I remember she was in Conan the Destroyer, 007: The Living Daylights and some vampire movie. I admit it was... weird.

The Living Daylights? Are you sure you didn't confuse that movie with A View To A Kill (which she DEFINITELY was in)?

Why would abortion advocate Eugenicsbob care about women who want in-vitro fertilization?

Because then he can have abortions with the leftovers.

 

[Mr Processor]

The Living Daylights? Are you sure you didn't confuse that movie with A View To A Kill (which she DEFINITELY was in)?

Aha, you are right. I confused The Living Daylights with A View to A Kill. I guess old age is catching up with me.

Perchance was this a "friend" who ended up soft-blocking Bob 6x? Inquiring minds want to know!

Of course that could be a lot of people so I can't be sure. Who wouldn't soft-block Bob? Well, these guys would never soft-block him, I guess:

 

[Positron]

I remember [Grace Jones] was in Conan the Destroyer

And Bobby commented how Jones has injured more stunts on set than anyone else, as if that were a badge of honor.

I hate everything about [Poor Things].

Manhater's masturbation fantasy. What's there not to hate?

Oh speaking of Greek shit:

Like Poor Things, this movie is supposed to be disposable anyway. Thank you for granting it undue importance by comparing it with Birth Of A Nation.

Chris posts some drone footage.


This baldie must be him.

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01Mar#01


01Mar#02


01Mar#03
Bipartisan border bill.


01Mar#04


01Mar#05

Donna Rigney's tale is no more bizarre than the average story we read on the Tranny Sideshow thread: "I've been in this job for 3 months and no one suspected I'm trans". I don't even need to bring up Jaron "Jazz Jennings" Bloshinsky's "A vagina fairy visited me and promised me a real vagina".

01Mar#06
InfraHaz.


01Mar#07

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01Mar#08
Bobby makes a semi-clever pun.

Who are "we"? When I say Bobby is neither a Thinker nor Believer, but a Follower, I mean it. He is just a piece of iron pulled hither and thither by a magnet.

01Mar#09

01Mar#10
Bobby jams in someone's Twitter thread, yet he accuses of the OP for randomly tumbling into his feed.

Marvel Theorem: Good writing = pile as many non-sequitur as you can, multiply them with nostalgia bait, and index everything with "so it happened".

01Mar#11
Internet Person With Jared Leto Avatar also discovered the James Gunn Theorem.

On the contrary I think Bobby is better than Internet Nobody: Bobby HAS RAGE without needing to do a Google.

01Mar#12


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01Mar#14


01Mar#15
At long last Bobby admits MCU is to be blamed on something.


01Mar#16
"I'm now basically okay with the comics "universe" now basically being the shit-flinging test-kitchen..."

That it is okay for Bob doesn't means it is okay for those who sell comic books.

01Mar#17

No disagreement here. It is unbecoming for a grown man to care about Space Wizard shit so much.

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01Mar#18
Coyote vs Acme is stunning incredible funny yada yada.

I cannot figure out the connection between Coyote and the homeless problem. Can you? And if Coyote were a "labor of love" and if they were so sure that it would make money, why didn't someone buy it from WB, just as Angel Studio bought Sound of Freedom from The Rat?

01Mar#19


01Mar#20

How would that prostitute Azealia Banks kill Zaslav? With Monkeypox?

01Mar#21
Even more cartoon.


01Mar#22

May I suggest Jurassic Graveyard instead?

01Mar#23


01Mar#24
No idea.


01Mar#25
Is this beat poetry?

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01Mar#26


01Mar#27
Someone called James Somerton copy-pasted large amount of other people's writings on his script. He said he intended to use them as "jumping-up points" but he conveniently forgets he has "memory issues". Bobby's stance about authorship seems to be: if you shat out something, anything, you automatically rise above the serfs and become irreplaceable.

I know nothing about this Somerton but I nominate him as the next President for Harvard University.

01Mar#28
2024 is a very good year. Someone argues whether "game journalists" have more blood on their hands. Bobby's answer is typical.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

And Bobby commented how Jones has injured more stunts on set than anyone else, as if that were a badge of honor.

This reminded me of an interview I saw with Danny Trejo of all people, nearly 10 years ago, and he made a comment, that while he said it in a much kinder way, people doing their own stunts were insecure idiots.

He pointed out, not only are the stunt people literally better at doing stunts, as they do it for a living, but God forbid, if someone gets hurt, and put out of commission, the movie can still go on, and not ruin the livelihood of everyone else on the production. They even have insurance, specifically for this reason. Beating the shit out of some rando hollywood stunt man isn't something you should be proud of, and seems like a definite sign that they should get a professional fighter to double you in those scenes.

Although, probably the funniest part of that interview was Danny Trejo apologizing to his stunt man for saying that they looked like him.

 

[The tired cat]

01Mar#19

Oh hey! Thats the guy I talked about. Seriously, this jackass is simping HARD for this movie, all because he had a minor role in it as one of the ACME suits.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

01Mar#07

If Robert and Fat Rick are any indication, therapy doesn't work.

01Mar#01

I'm of two minds here. On the one hand, Bob and his buddies are blistering hypocrites for saying this (they will never . On the other hand, the Supreme Court needs to be put in its place. The Supreme Court's job is to interpret the law. They're not black-robed monarchs, and their rulings do not carry the weight of law.

01Mar#24
No idea.

It's a stupid pun. The first two images are of the superhero. The last one is Crow T. Robot from MST3K.

01Mar#28
2024 is a very good year. Someone argues whether "game journalists" have more blood on their hands. Bobby's answer is typical.

Games journalism, like the games they cover, is a luxury industry. Thanks to Hidin' Biden, we're cutting back on luxuries. You voted for this, Robert.

 

[BScCollateral]

Games journalism, like the games they cover, is a luxury industry.

Perhaps more to the point, my understanding is people who pay money for games do not follow "professional" game journalists. They follow word of mouth and YouTubers they like. The review sites are kept in business by venture capitalists because they sound like decent, albeit risky, investments.
It doesn't much matter what game journalists say.

 

[JayHarrison]

[2024.03.01-01]

Occupy Democrats' opinions, like those of Moviebob, are easily discarded.

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[2024.03.01-02]

81,000,000 votes were given to Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden. Cities like L.A., Chicago, and Boston are now prioritizing the welfare of foregin invaders above that of their own citizens. Looks like those three cities got the country they deserve because THEY VOTED FOR IT!!!

America could likely survive a second Trump term; America will be irreparably fucked should Biden receive a second term.

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[2024.03.01-03] Bipartisan border bill.

Translated from Democrat-ese (AKA Dumbfuck): "We got exactly one non-Democrat to support this bill".

Moviebob voted for FiC Biden. Ergo, Moviebob voted for the cages that, ironically, were built by Barack Obama (Moviebob: "Hallowed be Obama's name").

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[2024.03.01-04]

Moviebob has a point, but @VeryBadLlama doesn't tell any lies.

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[2024.03.01-05]

Donna Rigney's tale is no more bizarre than the average story we read on the Tranny Sideshow thread: "I've been in this job for 3 months and no one suspected I'm trans". I don't even need to bring up Jaron "Jazz Jennings" Bloshinsky's "A vagina fairy visited me and promised me a real vagina".

I can imagine Moviebob having a similar experience, except Moviebob descends into Hell, crosses path with a Cerberus who whimpers in fear at Bob's very presence.

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[2024.03.01-06] InfraHaz.

It's only when we ship off Biden, AOC, and Moviebob that Moscow can rightfully claim America has sent its shitties people to Russia.

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[2024.03.01-08] Bobby makes a semi-clever pun.

(ahem) Fantastic Beasts: The Secret of Dumbledore, anyone?

Who are "we"? When I say Bobby is neither a Thinker nor Believer, but a Follower, I mean it. He is just a piece of iron pulled hither and thither by a magnet.

Correct. Nothing explains Moviebob's status as a follower better than "voting for the D".

[2024.03.01-09]

The only gift Moviebob has is the power to both suck and blow at the same time.

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[2024.03.01-17]

An example of a 40-something pot calling a 50-something kettle black.

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[2024.03.01-19]

Didn't bother reading. It looks like one long run-on paragraph.

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[2024.03.01-20]

How would that prostitute Azealia Banks kill Zaslav? With Monkeypox?

Isn't this a flagrant violation of X-Twitter's Terms of Service?

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01Mar#26

Literal horror: [insert Moviebob's current avatar]

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[2024.03.01-28] 2024 is a very good year. Someone argues whether "game journalists" have more blood on their hands. Bobby's answer is typical.

So interjects Moviebob, YouTube ghoul.