I felt my brain start leaking out of my ears as I scrolled through all that inanity, but this screencap jumped out at me for multiple reasons:
17Mar#36
Bobby thinks the
Halo TV's writing team should take risk and mock the fandom. Bobby takes his beloved Mario's "lore" seriously but would rather see any other lores be raped and dismembered.
First off, 343 has shown they do not understand the appeal of Halo, and Master Chief in particular, in the slightest, with the TV series being perhaps the best example of this. Nobody plays a Halo game to get bogged down in psychological drama of a supersoldier feeling big sads over all the things he's killed. They do it to have a good time blasting away at literally everything in front of you. Hell, based on everything he went through in training, it's no surprise that he's all business all the time in the games (with the occasional one-liner), and that's just how the fans like it. From what I've heard, the TV show has been shitting on Chief from day one, and the fact that they think they're
so brilliant for portraying "John's relationship to Master Chief" is just proof they don't know shit because, like the guy said, they're one and the same.
Second, Bob doesn't actually care about creative risk. All he actually cares about is people he doesn't like not getting what they want, so in his eyes, the Halo TV show is working as intended. Sure, he'll couch it in wishy-washy language to disguise his true beliefs ("maybe I am being too hard on Halo"), but years of railing against dudebros makes his intent all too clear.
Third,
Jesus fucking Christ Bob is fucking pathetic (and no, just because you admit it in a self-deprecating way, that doesn't make it any less so). This faggot actually
sobbed over the Mario movie putting them in Brooklyn. Like I said before, until Nintendo puts it in an actual game, that's not canon, Yoshi's Island is. Cry more bitch tears, Bobby.
Finally, can I just say from the bottom of my heart how much I enjoy being on the farms, where people can write out their full thoughts without having to deal with character limits (to an extent, I know there's a cap eventually)? I enjoy engaging in lively conversations with other members, and reading through paragraphs of discussion gives me a much greater context than a single tweet ever could. Meanwhile, Bobby sees a message greater than 280 characters and he nopes the fuck out, though of course that's never stopped him from making insanely long multi-tweet screeds before, so fuck if I know. Twitter has fucking broken this man's brain, and it wasn't that great to begin with.