Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

Nelson Peltz is allegedly trying to oust Kevin Feige. To give you a little bit of background, Nelson Peltz is a billionaire and was one of the producers behind M.Night's Avatar flop. The white girl who played Katara is his daughter and got the job because of daddy dearest. Things are going to get very stupid after this point.
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"Peltz wants to replace Feige with you-know-who."
I don't know who. Elon Musk?
 
Garbage in, garbage out should be the new slogan for MovieBob and Disney. I could give less of a toss because I am getting my second associate's degree. Then again, Bob is too poor for a second stint in college.
 
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Bob does have a point in regards to violent crime, as per the Federal Bureau of Investiation, as Massachusetts' violent crime rate is 338.1 per 100K residents, versus Texas' 410.9. And, yes, MA's rates of murder, rape, robbery, and aggravated assault are all lower than TX.
According to this source, Massachusetts is more than 70% white, while Texas is being overrun with third world hordes.

Some guy makes fun of Selen Gomez looking puffy. Some rando invokes Chadwick Boseman's cancer to win his internet argument. He never explains that if Selen is suffering from some disease then why is she taking glamour shots with her tits hanging out? Many people did ask him before he pulled up his safety blankey.
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Gomez is probably taking some kind of drug. You can be only trafficked by The Rat for so long before you break.

Twitter faggots suddenly upset that twitter was giving it's user's data to the government.
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Golly, maybe unironically supporting Big Brother to own the chuds isn't such a good idea!
 
Before I begin, I'd like to recommend Late Night with the Devil if you haven't seen it. I went to spite the anti-AI fuckos, but it was an entertaining movie on the whole, so it was worth the price of admission. And yes, the AI stuff was barely on screen for a few seconds and most people wouldn't even be able to tell, so people are pissing their pants about a giant nothingburger.
Some retard is perplexed by the failure of such things as the live action Halo movie (I have to assume he's talking about the show as Forward Unto Dawn is 12 years old) and blames streaming and not that they made Master Chief into John Halo, gay cuck and crying pants. Bob tries to show off how smart he is and blames the fans.
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First off, the guy was referring to the proposed Halo movie from well over a decade ago, at the height of its popularity (at one point it was to be directed by Neill Blomkamp with special effects from Weta; it didn't pan out but the effects work went to other Halo stuff later).

Second, holy shit sometimes I wish Bob would get hit over the head with a shovel. Arguing that those creating an adaptation should instead do nothing to court the fans and shit on them at every opportunity is such a goddamn stupid take. Need I remind you yet again that fans are the ones that engage the greater public, and without a happy core, you have no wider audience.

Third, I'd be curious to see how much any of those numbers stack up over the course of the coming year, or in the future. Sure, people watch something new when it's airing (as well as anything that gets relentlessly advertised), but how many will watch it for the first time next year, or the year after? And how many of these are still getting completely trounced by people's umpteenth rewatch of The Office? Methinks the performance isn't nearly as good as Bobby implies.
A producer at GameSpot went to PAX and thinks that the public gives two shits what happens at PAX.
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No one has ever argued that the gaming public isn't diverse; that was literally the entire point of the #NotYourShield campaign from early GG, minorities decrying lefties using their race or sex or sexuality to bash what they perceived as a homogenous straight white male group. What people are complaining about is forced diversity pandering that comes at the expense of an entertaining game. I'm sure you know that, you're just being a disingenuous cunt to score internet points.
Bob laughs about Trump not being able to find someone to help him with his ransom bond.
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Y'know, a rational person would question how the Obamas got so wealthy and connected post-White House that they could call in favors and post a half billion dollar bond. Hell, a rational person would question how Democrats in general seem to end up quite a lot richer after their time in office. Bob is not a rational person.
Disney introduces Infinity Gauntlet themed Minnie Mouse ears. Tyler Freshcorn, real name Embarrassment, wants to consoom and defend Thor: Love and Thunder at the same time!
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The difference, Embarrassment, is that the Snap didn't happen in the real world. If it did, this would be just as tacky and tasteless as Taika's retarded ice cream gag.
Someone talks about Marxism in a way that doesn't please Bob.
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Two things:

1. What the fuck is "small-m marxism?" I have literally never seen anyone not capitalize the M unless they were a weirdo that only typed in all lowercase.
2. Is Bob legitimately arguing that the Cultural Revolution was in fact a good thing because it was actually a progressive movement led by intellectuals? And not, y'know, a bunch of fucking retards screwing over their country repeatedly because they were too stupid to realize the consequences of their actions?

Just when you think Bob can't get any dumber, he praises fucking Chairman Mao and his genius. Christ almighty, have mercy on my soul.

I'm skipping over all the Disney sperging, but I wanted to pluck this one out in particular:
Black Panther is the definition of racial pandering, which is why it was as successful as it was (not to mention it dropped at the height of the MCU's popularity). Black people turned out in droves to a thinly veiled we wuz kangz movie, inspiring them with its timeless messages of "the proper way to decide who rules is whoever wins a fistfight" and "Africa can only be made into not a shithole only through the existence of a fictional super metal."

And calling it "objectively one of the best Marvel movies quality-wise?" Fucking please. The story was weak and formulaic, riddled with plotholes, the setting was retarded, the characters ranged from milquetoast to annoying, the villain was awful, and the CGI was abysmal in multiple places. Pointing to a Best Picture nomination as evidence of its quality is also fucking laughable; remember that that was the year they were debating a "Best Popular Picture" award so that Black Panther could get an Oscar that way, and it was due to the backlash to that decision that they threw it a pity nod that anyone with half a brain knew it would never win.

Really, all Black Panther shows is that black people are happy to be pandered to with kangshit and capeshit, regardless of how good it actually is. If you consider that a mark of quality, more power to you, but personally, I'll stick with something better.
 
Video games broke people because it makes them the main character. That's what broke people.
I have NEVER played ANY video game where I felt the focus was on ME. I've never EVER considered to think this way! I felt the focus was on the characters! Sounds like someone's complaining about narcissists.
or being a Thinker™, you'd think Moviebob would have memory retention that lasted longer than five minutes:
I also highly doubt that the clearly blek workers doing the protesting are in fact (R) voters. Who the fuck does he THINK frequents/works at Waffle Houses in ATLANTA?!
Need I remind you yet again that fans are the ones that engage the greater public, and without a happy core, you have no wider audience.
Bob thinks you can give the 'wider' audience slop saturated with [Critical Drinker]THE MESSAGE[/Critical Drinker] with writing full of stuff geared to [Critical Drinker]MODERN AUDIENCES[/Critical Drinker], and the normies will reward the companies with buckets full of cash regardless. Because that is what Bob totally does.
What people are complaining about is forced diversity pandering that comes at the expense of an entertaining game. I'm sure you know that, you're just being a disingenuous cunt to score internet points.
it's not so much the 'forced diversity', it's the dogshit writing that invariably goes hand-in-hand with it. I could handle "forced diversity" if the story was any fucking good. ("forced diversity" means genderswapping/raceswapping EXISTING characters instead of making new diverse ones, because apparently lil' Shaniqua will become An Hero if someone doesn't make Blek Wonder Woman, or lil Dontay who really wants to be lil Lizzie Starsprinkles, will An Hero FOR SURE if someone doesn't make black trans Spider (wo)Man).
1. What the fuck is "small-m marxism?" I have literally never seen anyone not capitalize the M unless they were a weirdo that only typed in all lowercase.
It's Bob being a retard who doesn't understand Marxism.

2. Is Bob legitimately arguing that the Cultural Revolution was in fact a good thing because it was actually a progressive movement led by intellectuals? And not, y'know, a bunch of fucking retards screwing over their country repeatedly because they were too stupid to realize the consequences of their actions?

Just when you think Bob can't get any dumber, he praises fucking Chairman Mao and his genius. Christ almighty, have mercy on my soul.
Bob shows his ignorance of the Cultural Revolution and all it entailed; he is simply happy because The Red Menace beat the superstition out of Dykes Dykes and were moving forwards towards the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah! After all, it WAS called The Great Leap Forward, after all? Trust Bob to understand NONE of it.
 
Bob calls trucks "chubby" and putts chubby in quotes.
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1772235234932604982

There are no "cow-catcher-ass grills" on either of these trucks. They have regular ass grills. Just wanna point that out.

He's not wrong, as a car geek myself, everything styling-wise over the last 20 years has become bloated and puffy (IMHO, of course) so one point for being a stopped clock.

But, what really makes me mad about those pics is the dishonest way people like the OP and Bob always think that standing point-blank in front of a truck and whining you can't be seen proves anyting. Yeah, you can't be seen if you're a kid at 10 inches. Know what other vehicle can't see kids 10 inches in front of it? The school bus.

If it gets to that point, the driver has already failed to notice something they should have noticed seconds ago at 500, 1000 and 1500 feet when they were clearly visible. So, either the driver isn't paying attention, or, the kid just darted out at the last second from between two parked cars and the driver doesn't have fair warning. Either way, the flaw is not with the vehicle.

Safety works both ways. Getting that close to the blind spot on a large vehicle when it's STOPPED is on the pedestrian to not do, for just that reason. You can't be seen. That's why it's law to stop "X" feet from a crosswalk. Sometimes, people disregard this, that's not on General Motors, it's common sense, not a horrific and callous flaw in design.

This isn't the GOTCHA! these people always claim it is.

You might as well complain the pilot of a passenger jet can't see people standing right in front of him, or that the engineer of a train can't see a kid standing RIGHT IN FRONT of him - if there's a person THERE while the vehicle is at speed? Something has gone seriously wrong independent of the alleged faults or merits of the Airbus a380 or the EMD SD45-2.



Explain it to you again? Okay. Well, there's this thing called the Constitution that says every state gets two Senators, full stop. Pretty simple actually.

The idea is to create a body where all states have to agree on pending legislation regardless of size of population so that the big states don't just out-vote the little ones and force them to become subservient to laws they don't want without a fair (genuine fair, not ideological fair) shot at stopping it.

And, to even GET to the Senate, it has to pass the House where votes ARE determined by population size so that, in an oft-forgotten balance, a few small states don't band together and block needed legislation that a vast majority of the general populace wants.

This is how it works.

This is how it has ALWAYS worked

I have NEVER played ANY video game where I felt the focus was on ME. I've never EVER considered to think this way! I felt the focus was on the characters! Sounds like someone's complaining about narcissists.

In fact, there are multiple times during a video game where the character does something that I honestly can only think "Boy, good thing that wasn't ME doing that, my fatass would've blown out both my knees"

The reason we don't use "underrepresented" people as video game heroes is that they are underrepresented in heroic roles for a reason - they objectively can't do the job.
 
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Clearly budgets aren't actually an issue considering how bloated they've gotten in recent years, although that could also mean that they're able to pocket more of it thanks to creative accounting if they're not spending as much.
I believe what's happening in that studios like Disney are borrowing more to produce their films. Which means that when they make profit, a big chunk of it goes to pay principal and interest. Whatever remains beyond that is revenue for Disney and whatever level of revenue they have beyond costs is profit. The people who actually make the most revenue off of the average Disney movie is probably a finance company like BlackRock, which explains why they have such a tight grip on Disney.
 
I believe what's happening in that studios like Disney are borrowing more to produce their films. Which means that when they make profit, a big chunk of it goes to pay principal and interest. Whatever remains beyond that is revenue for Disney and whatever level of revenue they have beyond costs is profit. The people who actually make the most revenue off of the average Disney movie is probably a finance company like BlackRock, which explains why they have such a tight grip on Disney.
It's not known when this happened, though I do know this following after the worldwide recession of 2008-11, as well as Occupy Wall Street, big corpos are hellbent to spend money on whatever the Chinese government has for them, as well as collecting Vanguard and BlackRock for extra financing, even if the final products still look flat and horrifyingly worse than a fan film, a high school/college demo reel or even a typical porno
 
A producer at GameSpot went to PAX and thinks that the public gives two shits what happens at PAX.
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Diversity™.



Can't argue against that, so...
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Using Adam Sessler's Moviebob 2.0's "logic", then why do Hawaii, New Hampshire, Maine, Montana, Rhode Island, Delaware, the Dakotas, Alaska, Vermont, and Wyoming--eleven states with smaller populations than West Virginia--still have two Senators?
 
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Disney has bent the knee to Ron DeSantis. Robert Chipman on suicide watch.

Okay, maybe he's too much of a wimp to kill himself, but we're definitely going to see an impotent xitter meltdown.
He'll use the same "out" that the Disney simps are already using : Disney didn't lose in court, this was just a re-negotiation of a contract they "forced" DeSantis to the table over, so they win again!
 
Some guy makes fun of Selen Gomez looking puffy. Some rando invokes Chadwick Boseman's cancer to win his internet argument. He never explains that if Selen is suffering from some disease then why is she taking glamour shots with her tits hanging out? Many people did ask him before he pulled up his safety blankey.
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It's never lupus.
It sucks to have your appearance judged, but that is part of being in the public eye. People are going to judge and make of fun of you for dumb things.

Bob especially should not be talking given how often he does the same thing towards people he hates.
 
Video games broke people because it makes them the main character. That's what broke people.
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Hmm, the only videogame that's ever been about me is System Shock 2, and I was indeed a very good and special boy in it.
Ghostbusters wasn't a comedy. It was an action movie with comedic elements. It's pretty easy to tell the difference between these two types of movies, and you'd think that Bob, being an eminence gris amongst film critics, would be able to do that.

Bob is being both disingenuous and retarded here.

 
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