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Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.
Whatever happened to "no such thing as bad tactics"? Rita Palma's tactic is more legal and morally justified that what Biden did, which was mail-in ballot fraud.
Bob, you didn't go to see Tron because you were 1 years old and were probably a loud and annoying baby. (I'm pretty sure I did see that one in theaters, though I don't know for sure.)
oh, but he saw it later on VHS or TV, so that TOTALLY counts! Thus saith Moviebob, patron saint of internet movie reviewers who worship Siskel & Ebert.
I'll just enjoy the fact that Bobby was too stupid or lazy to go see one of the most beautiful astronomical phenomena, even when it wasn't even a half-day's drive away.
Who needs in-person activities when a video/stream of it will probably show up on youtube? Plus Bob would claim he has deadlines (or for at least as long as the remnants of Film Theory tolerate him).
Every so often, you get a glimpse into Bob's unfiltered psyche, and this is one of them. "Don't learn how to walk because then people will expect you to be able to move around under your own power," he instructs his siblings' children. This fat lazy fuck wishes he could be carried around everywhere still, and he's in his forties. Truly, the vanguard of the Superior Future.
This retarded take from Bob reminds me of an old MAD Magazine article, from the 1960s, which posited that scooters (small motorbikes) would become so prevalent, that people would use them for absolutely everything, and lead to humanity becoming atrophied to the point of resembling round-bottom toy dolls. The article began with the premise that the Romans got fat and lazy, and became easy pickings for the lean, hungry barbarians of the North, and ends with the premise that fat, lazy, atrophied Americans (with vestigial legs) would become easy prey for the lean, hungry barbarians of the East (depicting a commie chinese soldier poking a round-bottom toy doll american and causing it to tip over).
Maybe if you and your ilk wouldn't raise such a stink over how AI bad and call for witch hunts against anyone who dares to use it, the rabid crowds you've whipped up wouldn't start lashing out at anyone's work that looks remotely uncanny, like basically every crappy Theorist thumbnail does.
Justin Trudeau, Crime Minister of Canada, is pushing for the development of AI. Will this be enough for the Lard of Lynn to stand up, take notice, and turn on a "progressive" such as Baby Castro, for the crime of promoting AI?
I'd love to hear how being allowed to yeet a fetus whenever you want to is supposed to facilitate interstate commerce. The Commerce Clause has already been abused plenty over the years, but this is an exceptionally retarded take.
Haven't you heard? Women of the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah are empowered by implementing Feetus Yeetus Deleetus. Anything less is tantamount to being chained barefoot and pregnant to the stove. Soopeeryah Progressive Working professional whamen will not set foot in a state that doesn't let them practice mini-eugenics, apparently. Or at least, Bob hopes some whamen will read his insane screeds and immediately want to have abortions with him.
Seriously, Some NEEDS to reply to Bob anytime he's Horny on Main/sucking up to some progressive chick with "DUDE. She's NOT going to fuck you have Abortions with you."
People were for school closures at first when we didn't know much about the coof. Then when it was clear that kids shrugged it off just fine, people wanted to send their kids back, but it was teachers who were getting accustomed to not having to deal with kids themselves all day that didn't want to return to in-person schooling. The results of letting teacher's unions get their way: kids are even dumber now than they were before, and that's saying something.
Ironically, it's thanks to the Coof panic and the resulting school Zoom classes that what teachers were teaching kids finally got exposed to the wider world at large, by PARENTS who were watching the lessons (and sparked a panic in teachers, demanding the lessons NOT be seen by the parents, which opened up a whole can of worms the teachers probably wish they'd left alone).
There wasn't anything like Tron or Big Trouble in Little China when they were released. They were novel ideas that captured the imagination of audiences that saw it. Thats why they are cult movies, they by definition don't have the widest appeal, but are beloved by their audience.
Meanwhile the Marvels is the 33rd movie in a series, Little Mermaid is a worse remake of a better animated movie, and the other two are generic slop in the proud Disney tradition. They were meant to make Bob Iger a bajillion dollars, they just didn't because kids would rather watch watch Skibbidi Toilet while Peter Griffin screams in the ear.
It's funny when you think of Bob, who spent his childhood and early years dreaming of being a film and games critic, and was actually paid to do that, but is completely incapable of doing the job because his brain is incapable of true understanding.
I was thinking about Dobson last week, about how a lot of his writing is recycling tropes and jokes from anime that he likes, but because he doesn't get what makes them work beyond "I like them" he usually screwed them up. Like the "tsundere hits the boy" punchline, he didn't understand that the set up of a misunderstanding, or a perverted comment or gesture, is required to not make the girl look like a psycho. He didn't get that, so Alex just hits Sam unprovoked all the time.
Bob has enough interest in criticism that he has a better comprehension of why these work, but not much. He believes that sequels are automatically good, especially if they go bigger, brighter and funnier. Such as in the case of Taika's Thor movies, or Schumacher's Batman. Unless it's a franchise he got shit for dismissing in the past, in the case of John Wick. Everything he likes must be equivalent to each other. Super Mario Bros 3 is the best game, so it needs to be the equivalent of the Sistine Chapel. And if bad people like something, that automatically makes it bad too. The work itself is not being analyzed in these cases, Bob incorporates how other people like it, how he responded to it, and of course how his 'enemies' responded.
Except he goes with his knee jerk reaction without really going any deeper than the surface. And thinks that makes him a better critic.
Ironic that Mr. Moon Wheat for some reason just couldn't be arsed to take a relatively short drive to go see the eclipse (only about four hours from Boston to the path of totality).
It is a mistake to imagine Bobby is interested in Science, in the wonders of the Natural World. He is interested in Sci-Fi, not Science.
10Apr#01
Mah wimmin bodies!! Trump is the one who promotes eugenics!
10Apr#02
I slept through History class and I don't recall a "Zombie Era". Can anybody help?
10Apr#03
10Apr#04
Yes. Librarians are coming after your kids. Don't keep them unsupervised; libraries are no longer the safe space they were when you were kids.
10Apr#05
You are the cancer. Get lost.
10Apr#06
I took a peep at this man Twitter and the only lead-up to the supposed cancer is this:
10Apr#07
I doubt many middle-aged dads are so attached to showbiz figures as you do.
10Apr#08
O-o-o-o-oooooh oh oh oh oh! I'm in a bad romance!
The last response describes The Marvels.
10Apr#09
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10Apr#12
A24's Civil War uses nazi footage.
What's there to explain?
10Apr#13
90% of slasher films rely on someone making pants-shittingly stupid decision to advance the plot. Learn some media analysis Bobby.
10Apr#14
10Apr#15
Still, 43 isn't too old to care about another cartoon.
10Apr#16
By popular request:
10Apr#17
The chuds who pick at Helldriver 2 are like the raptors in Jurassic Park, and they don't know that their audience are actually enjoying that game.
I'm doing this live fam. Maybe that's not the best way to do these but I did it with Crusaders and I really don't want to watch Bob's video multiple times. I started this video a week ago but my brain broke listening to him and I had to step away from it and this site for a bit. I think I remember either at the beginning of this or during his announcement video him hinting that Ginger was actually female empowerment movie or something. I'll note below this how right I was or if I stroked out and made that all up.
OK so there was no real female empowerment angle to this. There are hints that Ginger gets basic super powers from her being raped and assaulted. So, yeah, I was way off.
tl;dr/dw
Did you know the guy who produced High School Musical produced softcore porn? It's a trooooooooooo! I have just told you the only thing interesting about Ginger. Also you shouldn't watch it because it's not good and there be rape and racism and sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit. I am only kinda paraphrasing Bob's reasonings as to why you should NOT watch the movie he did a video on. If you want to watch a secret agent/spy/detective thing where the hero uses rape to enact justice then just watch Rapeman parody.
It's dang a lang time.
Bob's opening remarks
"So there's a saying that goes a gentleman never asks a lady her age, a man his salary, or a student their percentage, to which I might add a fourth: Never ask a producer of almost suspiciously clean TV family entertainment what they were producing before that."
Donald Rodney Schain
Was a producer of low budget movies. He directed pornish movies up until 1977 and after that went into the producer field which means that he just funded shit. Most of the movies I have never heard of before. The only ones that I had were Stranger Than Fiction which turned out to not be the only good Will Ferrell movie outside of Elf, The Luck of the Irish which is Teenwolf but instead of turning into a werewolf he turns into a leprechaun no I did not stutter or misspeak, World's Fastest Indian which is a nice biopic on Burt Munro setting a land speed record in the salt flats of Utah, Frozen which isn't the God awful Let It Go move but a God awful movie about people getting stuck on chair lift that YMS did a review on, and the High School Musical movies. I'd wager about 70% of his movie credits are for Made for Disney dreck. And before you ask, I looked and I could not find an early life section for him.
Back to Bob's video about a softcore porn movie.
Bob lists off a bunch of stuff that Don's produced. He mentions Frozen and calls it "actually a pretty good movie". Bob states that he was too old to get into High School Musical, and not that he wasn't a girl, but remembers seeing Don's name in the credits and
"it jumped out at me with some familiarity but only just a little and even when I realized why it seemed familiar later I made a mental note to look it up and just kind of went on with the night because my immediate feeling was *record scratch* 'Nah that that can't be the same guy. Has to be a coincidence, right? Yeah, yeah has to be yeah' only to then look it up and go 'what's going on here? Holy shit! Same fucking guy"
Bob begins talking about Ginger. He describes the movie as "not exactly porn but also not exactly not porn" and was part of something called "The Roughies". Wanna know what "The Roughies" are? Fuck you! Bob stops dead in his tracks to explain his new series This Movie Exists because he's a dumbass and released all three at the same time so he feels the need to explain himself every single time because he's dumb and has no idea what order you're watching these in.
"All right I'm going to level with y'all the main reason we're talking about this at all is that we're launching this show with three episodes covering wildly different types of content basically all at once. You can watch the other two at the links below and at the end of the show, at least until YouTube changes the fucking end card system again and messes everyone's shit up, to test out what works and this is about extreme in example of difference from the other two and as strong a test case of how can I talk about certain things on the platform without getting demonetized as I could think of so yeah."
This is the titillation episode if that wasn't unbelievably clear. Bob now explains the what "The Roughies" are and because Bob is Bob he puts "The Roughies" in quotes in his own damn video.
From what I'm gathering from Bob's explanation, "The Roughies" are softcore porn movies but are more fetishistic, kinda like how a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square but with tits and simulated sex acts. You see, in these types of movies there's a lot of the "R" word in them and while there's a lot of rape in these movies there's also a lot of the even badderer "R" word in them. Bob calls it unfortunate.
Bob then shows a very annoyingly badly acted clip from Ginger that lasts 20 seconds of the titular Ginger asking "which one does the jungle bunny belong to?". He follows this up with a clip from Zootopia of Judy Hopps asking someone who made a racist comment "what did you say?" I clapped when I saw it. Bob gets back into the movie and explains there's nothing really all that amazing or noteworthy about the Ginger films, they're actually somewhat tame by today's standards, and that "they are pretty damn hard to watch". Bob names off several other films and series that are more compelling than Ginger which makes one question why he's not talking about them and then you remember that they don't have a one person connection to High School Musical.
The set up for Ginger is that Ginger, played by Don's own wife and the series is a vehicle just for her....yeah, is a rich heiress that is also somehow independently wealthy who works as a private detective because she's bored and she's hired to go stop human and drug traffickers from trafficking other women willing to show off their tits for Don. She fucks and kills her way through pushers and pimps. He shows clips from the trailer with his own censors
Bob believes that the reason anyone knows/remembers the Ginger movies is that Ginger has a "special skill apart from that". The that being her having a body that lets her be in sleazy kinda porn. The special skill Ginger has is "she's fucking crazy". Bob keeps cutting to Ginger's actress, Cheri Caffaro, acting badly. I mean not that she's doing bad things but that she cannot act. Bob then makes me stop the video and rethink my life choices by explaining why she's crazy or something.
"Yeah so our extra special premise is that ginger has been through a lot of sexual assault and also just being generally wronged by men in her past and by general happenstance of the plot pretty much every villain she encounters manages to remind her in what we would Now call A PTSD flashback sense of a specific incident thereof causing her to either fly into a rage and straight up murder them, which no great loss these are really bad guys or indulge in elaborate jigsaw style torture revenge by proxy scenarios"
Bob plays a scene from the movie of Ginger where Ginger is explaining a garrote to the guy in the censored pic above. If he doesn't tell her about the blackmail, there's no other context than that, she's gonna garrote his dick off. He calls her a dick teasing bitch...no, no she's not. His insults cause Ginger to look dead into the camera while she has a flashback to when she was just a regular rich heiress that is also somehow independently wealthy upset with some rich playboy because she fucked him because he said that he loved her and it turns out he only said that to fuck her and that's all it took for her to give up the goods. This upsets Ginger and we are then brought back to present scene and Ginger spazs out and cuts the guy's dick off. This is what Bob follows that up with.
"To be clear this idea here isn't that ging just signed up for the job to work through her issues or that she's looking for, eventually finds the same guys who have victimized her at various points. She's more like a justifiable slasher movie killer but as the protagonist. Things have happened that have given her specific "become stabby" triggers and she just keeps running into villains who trip over them and, yes, this is clearly the movie's excuse to cut more rough stuff into the screen time."
Doooooooods! She's just like John Wick if John was a dumb slut who was sad that a rich guy used him and he was too dumb to see the obvious lie. Bob had said that Ginger is the victim of sexual violence but he doesn't say what that was. The only thing he has shown thus far is the flashback of the rich guy leaving Ginger because all he wanted from her was sex and all it took to get it was to tell her that he loved her and she willingly fucked him. Maybe there's actual scenes of her being assaulted and/or raped BEFORE she became Jane BPD Bond but if there are Bob doesn't show those and instead shows the consequences of her actions for being a dumb slut. He does show one scene from the trailer of Ginger being beat up in a dirty hotel room and hog tied naked on a bed but the context seems to be after she decided to turn her rape trauma into a super power of craziness. Bob describes her mental breakdowns that lead her to kill people as
"The bad guys are in the strip, smack around, and assault women business. Ginger's plan is being undercover as part of the business and each bad guy gives her a flashback that which then sets up her to kill the bad guy *clip of Ginger strangling a guy from behind with a chain* which is even more gnarly than it sounds because the movie really leans into the idea that Ginger is about as dirty and mean as the bad guys themselves and her whole deal is very...disconnected from what's happening to the women she's supposed to be trying to rescue. She really couldn't seem to care less and only maybe feels kind of bad when the one girl she hooks up with gets killed off and also there's one black bad guy who she's very specifically out to take down and both of them make it a race thing and...yeah"
We are at 8 minutes 50 seconds at this point, just under the half way point. I still have no idea why this movie was worth looking into other than the singular connection to High School Musical which barely passes for information you can use at local bar trivia night.
Bob shows different clips from the movie with the black guy telling some woman that she wants her "sweet white ass" and Ginger confronting the black guy and telling him of her trauma of hearing two "niggers" who were "laughing and yelling about white ass. You like white ass, don't you Jimmy?" Jimmy confirms he likes white ass, Ginger shoots him, a clip from Family Guy of some minority caricature kids calling Brian racist plays, AND THE REVIEW IS FUCKING OVER!
"But that's Ginger and, uh, huge hit in 1971 to the tune of 2 million or 15 million in today money so Don and Cherri did a sequel called The Abductors which is kind of the same movie again but this time Ginger is trying to save a bunch of cheerleaders from a different gang of traffickers and, uh, the only part of that one I think I can even try to show you is Cherri Caffaro dancing with maracas"
We now have 8 minutes left in this review I have no idea what the hell he's even gonna talk about. Bob has a thought that the reason the Ginger movies were so successful was that it was made by a husband and wife duo and had their finger on the pulse of movie goers as they acted out either their kinks or sexual frustrations on camera and did you know the porn industry is managed by rich, married people from the San Fernando valley and holy fucking shit Bob is so Goddamned old and out of touch.
"But you know for a semi-pornographic, Grindhouse, roughy this is as close to the 'almost a real movie' movie Jack Corner was trying to make in Boogie Nights you might say."
No Bob. I would not say that. Bob continues to show clips and describe the whole plot of the other two movies.
"Yeah no it really is like watching the so trashy you want to shower and sandblast your skin-off, dubiously consensual, 70s porn version of a c-tier Marvel movie"
He found a way to work capeshit in. He found a way to work capeshit into a synopsis of 70s skin flick in which the female lead says nigger. Fucking! A! Bob stops talking about the Ginger movies to talk about Cherri and Don and what they did after. You might be shocked to learn that doing low budget porn of your wife does NOT heal your marriage and in 1981 the two divorced. Cherri did a few movies and was allegedly a voice extra on The Extreme Ghostbusters which was the hip and edgy reboot of The Real Ghostbusters. I say alleged because Bob himself cannot find who she voiced. Cherri has since disappeared from the historical record. Don did a few things in the 80's and in the 90's turned his attention to creating low budget drek for Disney in his studio in Utah. According to Bob, when Don died Utah treated his death like that of a head of state. Bob does not say what state that might have been. It could've been Uganda for all I know. Bob's proof of this is a headline from The Salt Lake Tribune and two tweets.
I found the article. It's just an obituary.
Bob takes all wind out of my sails and says he has no idea why Don shifted from porn to family films during the course of the 80s to mid 90's meaning there is nothing interesting to talk about. Nothing. This dumb fuck just read what little was on the wiki and IMDB page for Don and Cherri. There is nothing here. This is sub high school level book reporting. The ONLY reason he even talked about Ginger is it's singular connection to High School Musical. There's not even an interesting factoid like Don remembered the scene he shot of Ginger being punched and then butt fucked which inspired him to have Zac Efron sing to some girl in the bleachers. I don't even know what roll Don had with the movie other than it was produced by him in his studio in Utah. Did he just finance it or did he actually help with some of the creative decisions? I don't fucking know and I'm not gonna look it up because Bob doesn't even try to explain past Don's name appearing on the credits. I'm getting very tired. Here's Bob repeating himself in summation of him telling us that this movie exists.
"I can't speak to whatever happened for Donald Rodney Shane as a guy or filmmaker between the ginger films and his time at Disney and nobody seems to have caught up with Cherri Caffaro in years. I'm not going to put any judgment on people for making unseemly movies, especially when I know for a fact of history there are both much grosser productions than these made by otherwise perfectly decent people and substantially more nice clean acceptable productions made by absolute monsters. Passing any kind of moral judgment on the work isn't what makes the guy behind High School Musical did a Trilogy of trashy violent borderline porno grindhouse movies in the 70s and interesting fact of film history. The guy behind High School Musical making a Trilogy of trashy violent borderline porno Grindhouse movies in the' 70s is what makes the guy behind High School Musical making a Trilogy of trashy violent borderline porno grindhouse movies in the' 70s an interesting fact of history"
I have no proof of this, and don't think it's the case, but I wonder if Don had found Christ and decided to spend the rest of his life making wholesome and uplifting movie would Bob still not put any judgment on him? Bob finishes by calling Don the creator of High School Musical which I'm not finding any actual evidence of but I guess if he bankrolled it then he somewhat created it. These are Bob's parting words before he plugs the other two videos that were released at the same exact time as this one.
"But, uh, yeah so that's Ginger, the almost porn origins of the creator of High School Musical, a movie that is grimy, nasty, probably best forgotten, and definitely exists!"
I will finish this up by showing that Bob's video on the porno flick has the least amount of views of the the three and has less view than his review of Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire.
Honestly, Bob places so much importance on being "Gen X" that it's weird. I don't know what "cultural markers" he thinks he shares in common with Gen Xers. View attachment 5891706
Bob, you didn't go to see Tron because you were 1 years old and were probably a loud and annoying baby. (I'm pretty sure I did see that one in theaters, though I don't know for sure.)
I know the tweet is 5 months old at this point but holy hell this is stupid. Nobody but retarded contrarians are going to be saying Elemental is actually a good flick. Elemental was written by some chinky broad, Brenda Hsueh who had a hand in financial flop about a young girl getting her first period Turning Red, that was based on part of the director's parents immigrating to the US to which I can only assume she added in her trauma dumping her parents disproval of her not taking over their shop to instead become an "artist" and her wanting to date non chinky dudes. No person who watched it as a kid is going to remember fondly the plot of Elemental when they're in their 20s because there is no plot. If you've been blissfully unaware of Elemental's story allow me to steal your innocence. All living things in the Elemental universe are one of four elementish kinda things: Fire, water, cloud, tree. Main female character, I'll call her Whore, is born in Element City to freshly immigrated Fire people. Things suck though because trees be racist n sheeeeeeit to fire folk. Whore grows up to be a very angry lady and one day the male lead, I'll call him Gay Puddle, meet. Gay Puddle is some kind of civil servant and Whore freaks out because Gay Puddle is doing what bureaucrats do and finds many building violations and sends his report to his brap boss to close her family's shop. Shenanigans and hijinks ensue with some veiled commentary on racism until Whore wants to fuck Gay Puddle but she can't because fire and water don't mix. Shenanigans and hijinks further ensue with some veiled commentary on racism until we come across the real villain of the movie, a dam with a crack in it. Whore uses her fire powers to artistically make glass, her true passion is art donchano, and I think they report it to brap boss or try to but the damn breaks anyways. This is very bad because the oncoming flood will flood Fireville or whatever it's called where all the fire folk live. Gay Puddle sacrifices himself to save Whore's magic blue fire from the old country but because this is a trauma dump movie the white gu- I mean Gay Puddle can't die so due to the power of friends with benefits he condensates off of the roof and has gained the power of immunity to fire which means Gay Puddle and Whore can now fuck. The movie ends with other elements realizing the power of race mixing and Whore going to art school and the government unpunished for failing to secure it's infrastructure.
The racism allegory falls right on it's flat, chinky written face. At the beginning of the movie no body likes fire folk. There's a montage of dad and pregnant mom trying to find rooms to rent and nobody will rent to them. Is it because fire folk are the niggers of the world? No. It's because they set whatever they touch on fire. They can kill tree people just by brushing up against them. Water people will kill them by running into them which is why Whore and Gay Puddle cannot fuck. This isn't "your skin is different than mine" or "You don't talk 'Murican" or "I am a Muslim and you are a Jew therefore I hate you". Fire folk are an actual threat to person and property by their mere existence. The other three elements lived in harmony until one day the fire niggers immigrated. None of it works because it does not translate into real life but the movie thinks it does. I hate this movie because it is so lazy and ham-fisted with it's messaging that it never stopped to notice the glaring holes in it's own set up. It's so disappointing too because the same director did The Good Dinosaur which I loved.
I kind of see where he's coming from, because I get the same treatment. Lumped into Gen-X or Millennial depending on what's convenient to the person making the argument.
The problem is Bob is taking way too seriously. It's a silly t-shirt. Nothing to get mad or defensive about.
There wasn't anything like Tron or Big Trouble in Little China when they were released. They were novel ideas that captured the imagination of audiences that saw it. Thats why they are cult movies, they by definition don't have the widest appeal, but are beloved by their audience.
The other thing with many of these cult movies that "bombed" (The Thing, Escape from New York) was that the 70s, 80s, and even the 90s was a glut of quality movies from all genres and budgets. The movies Bob reference as future classics nobody went to see is there's a drought of good movies and still nobody saw them.
10Apr#04
Yes. Librarians are coming after your kids. Don't keep them unsupervised; libraries are no longer the safe space they were when you were kids.
"Libraries aren't just for books! You can use their free wifi to stream kawntent! High impact youth programs because we need more them free programs n sheeeeeeeeeeeeit! THANK A LIBRARIAN FOR SHIT YOUR GOVERNMENT USES YOUR TAXES ON YOU IGNORANT FUCKS!"
"Props to this guy speaking his mind in a way that I agree with" said the guy who would not have the same opinion if Alan came out against chemically castrating kids.
There's a reason Bob is not doing Joker 2 or anything other than STILL REUPLOADING VIDEOS FROM FUCKING YEARS AGO DESPITE HAVING A BRAND NEW SERIES THAT HE CLAIMS HE'S BEEN WORKING OVER A YEAR ON. One day James Gunn will stumble upon this thread, will see something about Care Bears, actually do some research, and he will shit his pants in amazement at Bob's Paradise Lost version of Care Bears and sign him on at DC as a creative consultant and Lindsay will de-age 15 years and fuck the shit out of Bob and bare his many abortions.
So we all remember and because I like to rub his goiter in it, The Lesser Brother ranked a brand X A24 movie and a faggot slasher movie that looks like it was shot on a upper end camcorder in his top ten of movies from last year.
Only Juaquin being butt fucked by a super buff bear with tattoos would've saved Joker. The Lesser Brother should just go back to crying and ebegging for his 23 different podcasts.
It's a little hard to read but the number one name listed for archival footage is Andy Ngo. Is this the same Andy Ngo that faggots on twitter hate because he records them and their faggotry for the world to see? No clue but it's the same name which means Bob needs answers from people who will only know him as the guy who got slapped by hotdog gorl.
10Apr#17
The chuds who pick at Helldriver 2 are like the raptors in Jurassic Park, and they don't know that their audience are actually enjoying that game.
Just like Russian Collusion, a fake story overhyped by propaganda.
>10Apr#04
They will tell you the "conservatives" are "banning" books but they will never show the books being banned or mention how it only applies to school libraries
>10Apr#12
After all the hard work that faggot Euro went through to make his le enlightened centrist both sides bad me so smart he ends up getting on the shit list anyway because the purity spiral never stops. Lol, lmao even.
>10Apr#17
"Beloved game Alan Wake 2" was a financial flop and of course the ignore the problem isn't there is a black woman, but the fact said woman was originally white and race swapped into a bitter black commie by Sweet Baby. Nice to see them also ignore Sweet Baby as well. Helldivers 2 drama here again has to do with the discord of the game and not the actual game which is still being played and enjoyed. Bob and company fail to understand this.
Side note: Drinker threw another potshot at Bob in his Godzilla x Kong review, commenting on the slow and ponderous movement of Godzilla in Minus One because he weighs more than Bob (timestamp 5:26):
Aside from yet another easy dig at Blobbo, the review as a whole is leagues better than anything Bob can put out. Rather than engaging in some navel-gazing about how GxK is in fact just as smart as GMO because it teaches important lessons like "dental hygeine is good," Drinker calls it what it is: a big, dumb action movie that isn't pretending to be anything more than that. And even though he preferred GMO's slow and dramatic tone to GxK's bombastic approach, he recognized that the intended audience will have a blast with it, and said that it's totally fine to have such wildly different takes on the same material. There were plenty of Godzilla fans in the comments that echoed that sentiment, that GMO hearkened back to the original while GxK channeled the later Showa films.
Somehow, I don't think Bob will ever manage to say anything remotely as insightful, and that's a damn low bar that he can't clear.
First off, thank you for suffering through this. It's incredible how much Bob manages to stretch out the single factoid of "this guy produced both sleazy and family-friendly movies" into a full video, but this also shows how bad of an idea it is because he has literally nothing else to say. It's probably not all that uncommon anyway, considering how big Hollywood is and how many paths a person's career can take in that industry.
Now that I'm thinking about it, that's semi-similar to James Gunn's career arc. Started out making low-budget Troma movies, eventually pivoting to...well, not always family-friendly movies, but capeshit is a hell of a lot more so than Troma's output. Is that why Bobby picked this movie in particular to talk about? I guess not if he didn't even bring up his lord and savior in it, but that would have been an interesting parallel. I can do better than Bob at his supposed career with just an off-the-cuff observation.
Two points I'd like to add:
Those watermarks are atrocious. I'm guessing he's doing that in an attempt to thwart the copyright bots, but it's stupidly distracting and just looks like he's coming across as a panhandler since one is an ad for his Patreon.
In that last screencap, he wrote "...a trilogy of of trashy, violent..." He doesn't even have the standard excuse of one being at the end of one line and the other at the start of the next, they're right next to each other! Do you even watch your shit before you post it?
I kind of see where he's coming from, because I get the same treatment. Lumped into Gen-X or Millennial depending on what's convenient to the person making the argument.
The problem is Bob is taking way too seriously. It's a silly t-shirt. Nothing to get mad or defensive about.
Admittedly, generational borders can be fuzzy, and those on the borderline can end up leaning more towards one or the other. Thing is, I doubt it bothers you anywhere near as much as it does Bob, who I can imagine staring at the ceiling in a cold sweat, mumbling to himself, "I'm Gen X, I'm Gen X," over and over. Because of that, I will gladly continue to call him a Millennial, even if it means he's sadly part of my generation. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for you true Gen X out there.
So a group that has a moral issue with abortion is suddenly going to be okay with it when they decide they can abort fetuses of the undesirables? Somehow, I don't think that's going to fly. Besides, such laws only worked in China because they are an autocratic state and can declare whatever policies they want. Even if a state decided to pass an "abort all the darkies" law, you better believe that would get immediately struck down through lawsuits.
These are a good example of what @Arthur Morgan was referring to above, where Bob's reviews are more about how other people think about it, and not about the work itself. He's not going to give Joker 2 or Sonic 3 a fair review because the people he hates like them, so he's already made up his mind to be against them. He's so incredibly bad at his "job," it's insane.
Christ, is he still going on about this Smiling Friends gag? This fucker is still trying to give it some kind of higher meaning when it's literally nothing more than "wouldn't it be funny if a 90's platformer mascot was washed up and needed help?"
Also, this autist doesn't understand that "Beloved Uncle" is funny because it's unexpected. Out of all the possible relations one could put on a tombstone, uncle comes out of left-field. It's not poignant or heartbreaking or depressing, it's a half-second sight gag.
I know we've gone on about blue curtains analysis before, but this really takes the cake.
There's not even an interesting factoid like Don remembered the scene he shot of Ginger being punched and then butt fucked which inspired him to have Zac Efron
I have no proof of this, and don't think it's the case, but I wonder if Don had found Christ and decided to spend the rest of his life making wholesome and uplifting movie would Bob still not put any judgment on him?
I will finish this up by showing that Bob's video on the porno flick has the least amount of views of the the three and has less view than his review of Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire.
I kind of see where he's coming from, because I get the same treatment. Lumped into Gen-X or Millennial depending on what's convenient to the person making the argument.
Normally, the whole generation thing wouldn't matter that much to me since I consider it to be some kind of marketing scam, but Bob tends to bang on about it, usually to call his "fellow Gen-Xers" scumbags. It gets pretty strange when he starts talking about movies from when he was 1 and 5 years old but that are supposed to be from "his generation." I'm sure there were some good movies from when he was 12 and older that he could use in an analogy. Oh, ok, here's one that happens to be one of my favorite movies:
"Despite not being a box office success in the U.S., it became a success on video release and later garnered a cult following from fans of the series, along with the other two films in the trilogy." (Army of Darkness)
The other thing with many of these cult movies that "bombed" (The Thing, Escape from New York) was that the 70s, 80s, and even the 90s was a glut of quality movies from all genres and budgets. The movies Bob reference as future classics nobody went to see is there's a drought of good movies and still nobody saw them.
Also, Big Trouble in Little China was considered problematic colonialist racism when it came out:
But some might wonder whether a Big Trouble in Little China sequel getting off the ground would be…well, appropriate. When the movie came out in 1986, it was protested, and an article in the Los Angeles Times reported that groups like Chinese for Affirmative Action believed that the film was racist and would encourage anti-Asian prejudices. In today’s climate of acute racial sensitivity, many might agree. Was the original Big Trouble in Little China, in fact, a racist film, disparaging one race while lifting up another?
You were so damn smug through Gamergate, through "learn to code," through everything that beset your ideological opponents, that you never considered what would happen when your turn came around. It's never anyone's turn to suffer, right until it becomes their turn.
10Apr#04
Yes. Librarians are coming after your kids. Don't keep them unsupervised; libraries are no longer the safe space they were when you were kids.
One day James Gunn will stumble upon this thread, will see something about Care Bears, actually do some research, and he will shit his pants in amazement at Bob's Paradise Lost version of Care Bears and sign him on at DC as a creative consultant and Lindsay will de-age 15 years and fuck the shit out of Bob and bare his many abortions.
Nah, Gunn will make the movie without crediting Bob. In interviews, Gunn will refer offhand to "getting the idea from reading some crazy forum threads." Robert will talk about how "great minds think alike," secretly crying inside knowing Gunn stole his thunder.
This isn't about my personal opinions on Abortion, Just Blobby's tweets.
Zombie Abortion Laws are laws that were on the books pre-Roe v Wade but were "dead" after that case. Now with Roe v Wade overturned it means those laws can be used again hence "Zombie" law something coming back from the dead.
Ironically the Zombie Laws prove Roe v Wade was always bad law. One of the augments for Roe v Wade was it violated the 14th amendment. What's the issue with that? Well, take something like wiretapping the court decided that the founding fathers could never envision that, but they did give us the right to privacy so wiretapping should need a warrant. Thing is with the 14th amendment is it was written in 1868 to protect former slaves. The court in 73 used it to give Body Autonomy when in relation to abortion. In 1868 when it was written a lot of those "Zombie" laws were already on the books in many states limiting or outlawing abortion and the 14th amendment didn't affect them meaning the framers of that amendment never intended on it to be used for Abortion Rights. It's one of the reasons why even Ginsberg who said she'd never overturn Roe v Wade, but it was bad law.
But Blobby and his ilk don't realize this when yapping their nonsense.
Edit for grammar: I put these instead of this by mistake at the beginning.
I seem to recall America's Zombie Era starting some time around... November 3, 2020. The proof of America's Zombie Era was confirmed on January 20, 2021.
[2024.04.10-04]
Yes. Librarians are coming after your kids. Don't keep them unsupervised; libraries are no longer the safe space they were when you were kids.
I wonder why Bob is pretending to like it, since I think it is too cerebral for him. Not that it's a cerebral show, just that it's too cerebral for Bob.
It wouldn't be the same government that would force whamen to have abortions after "forcing" them to give birth. It would be a different government. Bob's retwat makes no sense.
Walking dead abortion laws that weren't in effect during Roe but with the overturning of Roe, came back into force after someone ran it through the courts. Thus "zombie".
It's a little hard to read but the number one name listed for archival footage is Andy Ngo. Is this the same Andy Ngo that faggots on twitter hate because he records them and their faggotry for the world to see?
11Apr#01
The troonosphere is howling in pain at this screenshot as well.
11Apr#02
Nutters are reading tea leaves in this one credit.
People tend to turn right when they get older.
11Apr#03
11Apr#04
The brothers worship the same deity.
11Apr#05
Disgusting idol for disgusting people.
11Apr#06
11Apr#07
Necrophilia?
11Apr#08
Paris finds a novel solution to its rodent problem.
I like the plastic crap floating above the shark. Very realistic.
11Apr#09
11Apr#10
Recall the WGA has been pro-AI all along: they want to pass up AI-generated crap as original works that entitles the "scriptwriter" to payment.
11Apr#11
Indeed, AI-assisted rotoscoping, which is what Corridor Digital did to wide condemnation, is now perfectly kosher, presumably because The Rat did it too.
11Apr#12 Stellar Blade.
11Apr#13 Star Wars video game.
11Apr#14
A glimse of what the world was like before the SJW puritans took over.
11Apr#15
"The House Of The Rising Sun" is a haunted summoning dirge.
What Bobby is talking would be something like "Paddy's Lamentation", in which the protagonist is dead and crosses the Atlantic Ocean as a ghost to warn people.
11Apr#16
So what is "possible in the alternative"?
11Apr#17 The Cass Review has found that researches for the best management for gender-confused children universally poorly done, hence there is no evidence that puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones are beneficial. "For most young people, a medical pathway will not be the best way to manage their gender-related distress." Troon groomers like Big Al cry foul.
11Apr#18
Tranny shills Ukraine.
"Only" $700 higher than Palestine's GDP per capita.
11Apr#19
What's the problem with celebrating Hitler's birthday?
11Apr#20
Leftist not going horny on main challenge. Difficulty: impossible.
It doesn't matter how much money you throw at Ukraine, they were always going to lose the war. US politicians only wanted to use them as cannon fodder to intimidate the Russia, because the administrative branch and the security state are controlled by obscenely old maniacs who were the same idiots who mismanaged and prolonged the actual Cold War, and they never let go of their old grudges even after all these decades.
NEEDS to reply to Bob anytime he's Horny on Main/sucking up to some progressive chick with "DUDE. She's NOT going to 
