Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

And I think we all know it was because all he did was stay in his motel room, stand in the corner at the party not talking to anyone while getting drunk, then stayed in the motel room until it was time to leave. He really is a coward.
Also probably because he was paranoid, that there was a slim chance of him being recognized by someone and getting decked in his fat face.
The fact that it made money makes Bob feel even more vindicated about hating it, because to him it proves he's smarter than most people.
An the fact its now getting a 3rd movie, while theres not many talks about a 2nd Mario movie (unless I missed it), so that makes him even more angy.
 
This is a mixture of Bob's hatred of Sonic, hatred that fans got their way and it made the movie better, and his bizarre belief that people should get paid for doing terrible work.
why not? Arguably Bob gets paid for horrible work by MatPat and his successors, and his patreon.
It's OK. It's far better than it has any right to. You can see the limited budget in places. Jim Carrey is a standout as Robotnik. You're not missing anything by not seeing it but if you get a chance and time and have nothing better to do it might be a pretty pleasant watch for you. If nothing else you'll see for yourself how ridiculous Bob's hate for the movie is.
for me it helped that a huge chunk of sanic was shot in places that I know very well and are instantly recognizable to me. Bob has no clue.

Bob talks like he just blobs all of pop culture together until it's all the same shit.

The Thing and Fight Club have no similarity whatsoever to fucking Thor 4. It's not going to be rediscovered and become an all-time classic.

This need he has to feel vindicated for liking this movie is so bizarre to me. You liked a mediocre movie, Bob. It happens. Let it fucking go.

This is the same kind of shit he makes fun of "Snyder Bros" for.
Bob points out that audiences enjoyed movies that were "badly written" (The Thing), they also enjoyed Whor 4, therefore "bad writing" isn't the problem. Except it's EXACTLY the problem, because Bob is incapable of differentiating between the different aspects of writing that can make it bad. There's bad/stilted dialogue, plot holes, inconsistencies in portrayals, and characters that are given things to say that no person who knows how personal interactions actually work would construct such dialogue. Which is no surprise there, because Bob himself, being the narcissistic tard rage sperg he is, absolutely doesn't understand proper human interactions.

Also keep in mind this is the same Bob that will go to his grave believing that "Canon Doesn't Matter Because This is Fiction and None of This Actually Happened, so that means Anything Can Happen, including brainmelting illogic and inconsistency that would throw most people out of the immersion of the experience. Bob is truly team "watch movie, turn brain off. Woo, EXPLOSIONS!" Bob doesn't give a shit about horrible writing/dialogue just as long as the CGI and Space Lasers For Children and Explosions are exciting enough to give him the equivalent of 100,000 dopamine hits.
 
01May#17
More on Jackson Hinkle, continued from 30Apr#05
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I'm putting these two together because they're good illustrations of two of Bob's Twitter habits. I'm ignoring all the politisperging because it's pointless to analyze a literal retard's understanding of politics (even though that hasn't stopped me before, sadly).

In the first, Bob says that arguing with people on Twitter is his "work break." Not only does that sound utterly joyless, but we already know that's false because he's doing this at all hours of the day. It's not a five minute break and then back to working on a video nobody will watch, oh no. He's clearly spending hours just doomscrolling, finding some rando to dunk on, acting smug, and then retweeting himself over and over.

And then in the second, Bob says that none of it matters because Twitter isn't real. So he willfully admits he's spending countless hours on a site he hates that doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things. For what reason, fatass? You could literally be doing anything else with your time, but instead you just seethe in anger.

No wonder he looks like absolute shit these days. This ain't healthy, Blobbo.
But I thought that the Summer of Floyd was just a bunch of peaceful protests! Will Stancil is accidentally saying the quiet part out loud by admitting that they were, in fact, riots.
01May#20
Bobby responds to Hemsworth's comment on Whor. He thinks Hemsworth has been reading too much Twitter posts, and that if he keeps logging on he'd risk becoming another Zack Snyder.
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It can't be that Chris Hemsworth can have legitimate regrets that he came to through his own self-reflection. Nope, according to Bobby, he was led astray by those damn Twitter chuds (y'know, that website that doesn't matter)! Taika's not gonna hire you, fatass.
Does Bob think that people legitimately didn't follow the plot of the MCU at all? They were all pretty clearly linked together, and people tended to discuss the series as a whole when they were talking about it and speculating on what would come next. Sure, you didn't necessarily need to, but that's how it was marketed and that's how people consumed it. Naturally, when you title the grand finale Endgame, people are going to lose interest in what comes next; you told the audience that this is the end, and now you expect them to keep showing up years later? Dumb move.

Bob will really do anything to avoid admitting that his beloved Marvel isn't the cultural driver it used to be, especially because it means that he won't be the go-to guy for having insider knowledge that he wants to be, that insider knowledge being a cursory Wikipedia scan. Probably why he's latching onto James Gunn's DC reboot; we've already seen how smug he's been acting about his Wiki-fu skills whenever Gunn posts some panel from a famous DC storyline. That's like predicting the sky will be blue again tomorrow, Bob.
01May#28
Tail end of that Baryy Jenkins rumpus, from 30Apr#12
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Bob thinks that casually admitting to being an egomaniac narcissist makes him look good. Bob is not a smart man.
Bob remains hung up on the mascot platformer era, believing those to be the last true interesting character designs. Never mind that there was a plethora of shovelware platformers with mascots that literally nobody remembers anymore, they were better because Bob says so!
01May#34
Generative AI. Don't know the details.
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Bob, like basically everyone against AI art, remains woefully illiterate on how the technology works. I've said it before but it bears repeating: these models are based on thousands, even millions of images, such that the individual contribution of any single image is borderline nil. There's no way to prove a particular image is part of the dataset, nor is there any way to determine how much of it is used to generate any output. You could have a model output thousands of images and not really be able to work out who's owed anything for each one, let alone "a dollar's worth of something I scribbled."

With Bob, it's true that it's not about morality (because we all know that his only moral code is Bob = good), but it's also not about people getting paid their fair share. It's in that last tweet: "charge everyone without talent an arm and a leg." Bob is absolutely furious that people are able to make their ideas a reality without having to go through the process of finding someone to do it for them, and he wants to make it impossible for them to ever dream of having a creative vision that isn't gatekept by "artists." To that I say: fuck you, Bob, enjoy getting left behind.
 
Exactly. The Thing and Fight Club may have failed at the box office (or at least, underperformed) but they had second lives on home media and on cable. Thor 4, The Marvels or none of Blob's Marvel shit is ever going to have a second life. Firstly because streaming killed it. Secondly because you need to watch like five or ten other films just to understand who the fuck these characters are. Fight Club didn't require you to do homework. The Thing didn't require you to do homework
Bob is insistent you don't need to 'do homework' because he hates how it's used as a valid criticism against the MCU. To him, all of the movies and shows work as standalone projects and so the normies will continue watching them. If you thought about it for even a second, you'd know how full of shit he is for that idea.

If I watch only the Iron Man trilogy, all of a sudden in Iron Man 3 he has flashbacks about being in space, fighting aliens, and has developed PTSD from it. If I only watched Captain America, suddenly Cap's hanging out with a bunch of superheroes who apparently cause a lot of destruction wherever they go. If I just watch Avengers, suddenly Tony and Steve aren't talking to each other. If I just watch Guardians of the Galaxy, all of a sudden Gamora's acting like a completely different character who doesn't want anything to do with the team. The Thor movies are probably the worst case of this.

It's just cope. He knows the latest stuff has been poorly received, so he's trying to insist you can ignore it and just skip to the next Avengers movie. Which, considering how things have been going, is probably what they're going to do. And for some reason, Bob thinks that's a win. But the issue is audiences spent eleven years with a franchise where each project built upon the one before it and led into another one. That perception that you need to watch everything was the MCU's biggest marketing gimmick and what caused people to go see shit like Captain Marvel. And now it's their biggest hinderance.
Also probably because he was paranoid, that there was a slim chance of him being recognized by someone and getting decked in his fat face.
The more I think about it, the more I wonder why he even bothered to show up. These events happen so people can network, but Bob is a coward and everyone at the party would know him and what a toxic anchor he is. As I said before, it's obvious all he did was stay in his motel room except to go to the party and then the airport. Did he just want to get away from mom's house and not feel like the loser he is for a weekend? Was he planning to network but got the cold shoulder and was too frightened and awkward to try and mend some bridges? Or, did he just show up so he could pretend he's a bigshot at some industry party?

Whatever the Bob's reasons, the fact that he thinks staying in his room until it was time to go is being on an adventure is just sad.
 
The more I think about it, the more I wonder why he even bothered to show up. These events happen so people can network, but Bob is a coward and everyone at the party would know him and what a toxic anchor he is. As I said before, it's obvious all he did was stay in his motel room except to go to the party and then the airport. Did he just want to get away from mom's house and not feel like the loser he is for a weekend? Was he planning to network but got the cold shoulder and was too frightened and awkward to try and mend some bridges? Or, did he just show up so he could pretend he's a bigshot at some industry party?

Whatever the Bob's reasons, the fact that he thinks staying in his room until it was time to go is being on an adventure is just sad.
I think the only explanation at this point that never mind MattPat hiring him in the first place, the remaining crew keeping him on means all of them, every single goddamn member of Film/Food/Game Theory, erstwhile member MattPat included, are just as insane as Bob politically and are every bit the despisers of the MAGA CHUD MAGAnaiseghoulen Barrow Wight Trash that Bob is, but they believe they can feign ignorance or just ignore the problem.

Maybe at some point MattPat thought that Bob sounds good and has good ideas/wikipedia skimming skills, but editors make him sound better so they have editors to make Bob's shitty scripts sound better coming out of MattPat's (or whoever replaced MattPat) mouth.
 
Bob's point is "The Thing" and "Fight Club" were "badly written" (allegedly).
Bob points out that audiences enjoyed movies that were "badly written" (The Thing), they also enjoyed Whor 4, therefore "bad writing" isn't the problem.
I don't actually think his point is that The Thing and Fight Club were badly written. He said that Fight Club was the highest grossing film of 1999. Well it wasn't, that was The Phantom Menace, Fight Club actually greatly undersold expectations. So clearly we can discern from this that was meant to be sarcasm. I think his point is supposed to be that, if only well written films were successful, The Thing and Fight Club would have done gangbusters.

He misses the point inasmuch as neither of those two were major tentpole releases. Neither of them were summer blockbusters with nine-figure budgets and aggressive marketing campaigns. Neither of those films played in most of the markets in the world, including the most lucrative Chinese market.

When you've got a film that you've thrown everything at and you still can't find a market that it will sell in, well it kind of puts me in mind of Harlan Ellison's advice to J Michael Straczynski
 
My Bobese parser is out of wack today; I can't figure out 5% of what he writes.

02May#01
Trump promises to end all Biden's mammoth Socialist bills, such as the so-called "Inflation Reduction Act".
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02May#02
If you complain about economic anxiety, pray Wolverine slices you into ribbons.
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02May#03
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02May#04
Trump is a "clear, impending greater harm." And Bobby claims nobody who ever uses computers -- "made of pollution and worker exploitation, descending from legacies of colonial oppression and worse"-- has the moral high ground about sacrificing other people's lives to "selfish" ends.
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02May#05
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02May#06
2016 has hatched another Bobby.
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02May#07
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What "actual violence"?

02May#08
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It is true that if Trump become president he will continue to let jewdom pillage the American coffer to fund their genocidal regime; I'm not sure if he'd do worse than Biden though.

02May#09
Jews make the next move to destroy Christianity, yet American Evangelicals somehow still insist that antisemitism is wrong.
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02May#10
Indeed Lauren Boebert found what she saw in George Washington University "abhorrent and disgusting". She promises to stand with the jewish community and will propose increased funding to a holocaust museum. But she takes issue at an unconstitutional resolution that sidestep the regular vetting process and other checks and balances that legislations all supposed to go through.
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Hating jews is a human right; as is the right to vote out politicos who don't hate jews enough.

02May#11
Oven-dodger Sanders sheds crocodile tears.
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02May#12
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02May#13
College kids from Asia choose to mind their own business rather than join the radical cause du jour.
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02May#14
Nick Parrott chimes in on student protests. Both Nick and Bobby are at pains to defend evil.
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Use of quotation marks as emphasis is generally regarded as very bad style (it is disparaged as "grocery English"). If caps and italics are not available or practical, the usual markers of emphasis are *double asterisks*.


02May#15
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ALL higher-ed institutions are for profit set-ups riddled with fraud.

02May#16
Demented uncle Joe, in his terminal dementia, thinks getting niggers and spics into China, Japan and Russia will boost their economy.
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02May#17
Both The Rat and George W. Bush Institute think Lloyd Austin is a "portrait of courage". Exhibit webpage.
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02May#18
The Rat fights Care Bear to the death. Bobby disapproves.
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02May#19
The Rat talks smut. Bobby approves!
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02May#20
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02May#21
White people create; black people ruin. They even ruin black characters.
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02May#22
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02May#23
Cartoons.
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02May#24
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02May#25
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No Bobby, no one who went to school with you cares about cartoons these days.

02May#26
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02May#27
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02May#28
Does Bobby think The Rock is nice or not? Sorry I cannot parse it.
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02May#29
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Oliver Lennard is not going to fuck you.

02May#30
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Whoever she is, she is not going to fuck you.

02May#31
Boston Dynamics puts a troon-colored, glittery fursuit on Spot.
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robert chipman thinks that the thing and fight club have bad writing. in contrast his mongoloid skits and his faggot brother trannie movie will have good writing
Bob is a shitty writer, as shown in his novels he's made and also his reviews and his horrible tweets. So he has no right to call out these two movies for having alleged "shitty writing" when Bob is much worse that it would even make a second grader write something better
 
Of course, because he's an establishment cocksucker and, much like the rest of his ilk, he will bloviate endlessly about safeguarding Democracy(tm) but hates the idea of people actually being allowed to have a choice. Because if they have a choice, the Democrats actually have to campaign to earn their votes, instead of campaigning from the basement and propagandising people into voting for them (and, in the process, apathetically sleepwalking themselves into One-Party Rule
Well yeah. Bob wants his superior future, and real democracy only gets in the way. Fuck choice.
02May#09
Jews make the next move to destroy Christianity, yet American Evangelicals somehow still insist that antisemitism is wrong.
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02May#10
Indeed Lauren Boebert found what she saw in George Washington University "abhorrent and disgusting". She promises to stand with the jewish community and will propose increased funding to a holocaust museum. But she takes issue at an unconstitutional resolution that sidestep the regular vetting process and other checks and balances that legislations all supposed to go through.
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Hating jews is a human right; as is the right to vote out politicos who don't hate jews enough.
Bob not realizing that hate speech laws, even if only on college campuses for now, will eventually come back to bite him, is terrifying. Bob, you hate everyone. Watch out man. That pendulum swings like a bitch.
 
02May#18
The Rat fights Care Bear to the death. Bobby disapproves.
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"Oh Em Eff Gee! Why didn't you guys try to "say something" with your cash grab shit post? Why didn't you think to make it into a Heart of Darkness meets Apocalypse Now where Winne the Pooh is Captain Willard and Mickey is Colonel Kurtz and it does exactly what it does in the movie only it stars public domain Disney characters? Think of the things you could say with that? Have I told you about my Care Bears meets Paradise Lost or my Terminator rework where Skynet is the good guy?"
"Spend even more money to make an even more robotic of an old property so I can CONSOOM!"
Bob not realizing that hate speech laws, even if only on college campuses for now, will eventually come back to bite him, is terrifying. Bob, you hate everyone. Watch out man. That pendulum swings like a bitch.
Useful idiots are called useful idiots for a reason.
 
Jews make the next move to destroy Christianity, yet American Evangelicals somehow still insist that antisemitism is wrong.
To be entirely fair, "The Jews killed Jesus!" business is kind of a moot point as 1) The Crucifixion had to happen, 2) Jesus said "Father forgive them, for they know not what they do" (after all they THOUGHT they were killing a dangerous heretic), 3) it was the religious leaders of the day - the Pharisees and Sadducees and scribes, not the Jewish people in general - that wanted Jesus killed, and 4) Hating "The Jews" (or anyone really) over the crucifixion accomplishes nothing. Why would you be mad at people that unwittingly facilitated the salvation of the world and are also LONG DEAD?

However, you never know who's going to twist what the scripture says in order to finagle a ban on it.
White people create; black people ruin. They even ruin black characters.
I think the moral of this story is that radical racebaiters cannot write black characters properly, regardless of color. Coates just happens to be one of the worst of the lot, because dude's brain is just fried on Critical Race Theory. When your ideology is terrible enough that you just can't write anything that normies will find coherent let alone consistent and logical, it doesn't matter what you are.
02May#23
Cartoons.
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Bob and the idiot he's replying to don't realize that these very cartoons were actually played a lot in the 70s and 80s too. Some of them weren't played a whole lot back in that day and were rarely seen, and MeTV is bringing back the memories.
But Bob, how else will you get paid?

Oliver Lennard is not going to fuck you.
and DEFINITELY NOT have abortions with Bob, either.
 
in bobo defective mind he uses twitter to farm engagement so people can watch the masterpiece that is moviebobproductions TM output and then finance moviebob himself on patraeon.
I'd be willing to believe him if he actually kept his account predominantly related to his channel, but he doesn't. The majority of his posts are spouting the exact same genocidal shit that got him shitcanned from the Escapist twice, and he never once thinks that maybe, just maybe, it's doing absolutely nothing to encourage people to watch his content. The people need to hear his half-baked political opinions, after all!
02May#01
Trump promises to end all Biden's mammoth Socialist bills, such as the so-called "Inflation Reduction Act".
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This is the problem with these retardedly huge bills that Congress shoves down our throats: they'll slip one or two minor actually good things in with the mountain of shit, and then use that as a cudgel against anyone who says that the shit mountain is bad. "Oh, so you don't want cheap insulin? Do you hate diabetics?"

Also, as I recall, Trump was making moves to cap insulin prices himself before his term ended, but I think Congress wasn't playing ball (and it actually went up under Joe's watch) just so they could keep it for something easy Biden could use as a win. I have no doubt that, if Trump did get rid of Joe's stupid bill that did nothing to actually curb inflation (which is still higher than it ever was during his presidency), he would ensure that insulin would stay cheap.
02May#02
If you complain about economic anxiety, pray Wolverine slices you into ribbons.
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So they turned the story from something that anyone would find horrific and disturbing and clearly evil into a hamfisted political allegory that basically says that it's okay to kill people who have different political leanings from you. Just another reason to steer clear of anything capeshit.
"I'll vote for literally anybody as long as they have a (D) next to their name" isn't the big-brain statement you think it is, Bobby.
02May#13
College kids from Asia choose to mind their own business rather than join the radical cause du jour.
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My friend has commented to me that, of his friends he chats with online, the Asians are far and away the least likely to give a shit about leftist bullshit, especially racial grievances. It's no surprise that they also don't give a shit about Gaza.
02May#18
The Rat fights Care Bear to the death. Bobby disapproves.
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While I agree that schlocky horror is the lowest-effort thing to do with newly public domain characters, I can't believe that Bob is still harping on about the Gwimbly episode of Smiling Friends like it was actually some big political statement. "Dismantled 30 years of videogame industry malfeasance in 15 minutes" - Bob, it was just a fucking setup about "what if a platformer mascot was down on his luck?" That's literally all there was to it, and you're reaching hard implying there was any more than that.

Of course, we know what the "videogame industry malfeasance" he's referring to is: Bob is just mad that platformers aren't still as popular today as they were in his youth. Yet another example of how it's okay for him to be stuck in the past, but everyone else needs to make the Superior Future happen already.
02May#25
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No Bobby, no one who went to school with you cares about cartoons these days.
I saw the trailer, and you know what my reaction was? I rolled my eyes and moved on. I don't give a shit that Nickelodeon decided to replace the main character of a 20-year-old cartoon with a lazy race and gender swap, because that's all it is: lazy. You know they did that just for progressive brownie points, it's honestly not even worth getting worked up over it because we've already seen it a million times.

Bob, however, thinks that everyone is chomping at the bit to shout about niggers. I think that's probably projection on his part.
 
02May#01: Trump had capped the Insulin prices. Biden's first day on the job he fired a shitload of EOs among which was one uncapping it. Then he capped it again and now claims victory. Just like gas prices: they made it rise by 3 dollars, then lower it by one dollar and claim progress.

02May#05: I don't know who this is but I agree with his relatives they are selfish and annoying.

02May#12: You kicked them all out you clown. Why should the people you attacked and sent the cops after now turn around and help you? This is the future you chose cocksucker.

02May#13: Asian kids go to college to actually get degrees, not to become retarded pawns of someone else's ideological crusade.

02May#21: Actually two jewish men, but point stands.

02May#24: wtf Totally Spies is back?

02May#25: Nicklodeon will not allow any of their franchises to die. They are so scared of trying new things they will desecrate corpses forever.

02May#29: Oh look astroturfed and literally funded by the UK government tranny comes back to make another retarded political video. Who cares.

02May#31: Spot is way better as a natural robot. This makes it look ugly and fake.
 
I'd be willing to believe him if he actually kept his account predominantly related to his channel, but he doesn't. The majority of his posts are spouting the exact same genocidal shit that got him shitcanned from the Escapist twice, and he never once thinks that maybe, just maybe, it's doing absolutely nothing to encourage people to watch his content. The people need to hear his half-baked political opinions, after all!
Nono, you see, Bob ONLY wants the right-thinking, properly-evolved to find and support his channel. His hideously ideological-bigoted views are what he thinks will get him a crumb of pussy someone to have abortions with a grand following of assorted Leftists who share his views who somehow are also flush with cash to sprinkle all over his Patreon. Bob's entire spiel is basically the mating call of the leftist loser.
My friend has commented to me that, of his friends he chats with online, the Asians are far and away the least likely to give a shit about leftist bullshit, especially racial grievances. It's no surprise that they also don't give a shit about Gaza.
Only the hardcore communists (pretend to) give a shit about Gaza, of the azns.
 
I'd be willing to believe him if he actually kept his account predominantly related to his channel, but he doesn't. The majority of his posts are spouting the exact same genocidal shit that got him shitcanned from the Escapist twice, and he never once thinks that maybe, just maybe, it's doing absolutely nothing to encourage people to watch his content. The people need to hear his half-baked political opinions, after all!
Thing is he tried the whole second account business back when the Escapist rehired him. Probably under orders from Russ Pitts or Susan Arendt who rehired him. But it failed, firstly because he didn't have the coveted blue checkmark and fewer subs, so he didn't get the dopamine release he gets from feeling important, and secondly because he just could not control his autism. He invariably ended up posting his screeds on his main account because nobody was paying attention to him on his 'personal' account

Then when he got the boot he dropped the pretense entirely
Also, as I recall, Trump was making moves to cap insulin prices himself before his term ended
He did cap them. Biden uncapped them. I think Blob bitched about it
Bob, however, thinks that everyone is chomping at the bit to shout about niggers. I think that's probably projection on his part.
That's exactly what I was thinking. The fact that his mind immediately went to 'people you went to school with are going to be racist about this' probably says more about him than it does about them.
 
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