Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[The tired cat]

12May#51

Bhahhaa! Reasonable price? Fuckin Nintendo games? Fuck you twars are smockin?

 

[King Dead]

12May#01
Bobby and co. plan to harass an art gallery.

Limited digital prints are mainstream in the art world already. What I take issue is how the artist does not specify the edition number; this would turn off potential collectors.

I mean, I think $500 is a bit much for a 20x20 print of an AI-generated picture, but at least it looks aesthetically pleasing, and I don't see any major issues in terms of weird generation artifacts. If someone wants to pay that much for it, then they can go for it.

Galleries are also allowed to display whatever they want for sale, it's called free enterprise. Bob and other anti-AI faggots sound like they're basically calling for the gallery to be vandalized or worse, all because they're selling something they don't like. I'd think that's probably against Twitter's TOS, though Bobby would probably cower behind his usual "I didn't specify what should happen!" excuse if they caught wind of his tweets.

12May#02

Again, note how Bob basically doesn't say anything about the quality of the art being produced. To him, the act of being an artist alone is worthy of a fat paycheck, never mind if they actually make anything that anyone wants to buy. He would literally be just fine with taking away the livelihoods of people that actually contribute to society in a tangible way and leave them impoverished, all to ensure the fucking creative class gets overcompensated.

(I get that art doesn't have to be created for a commercial purpose, but if you want to make a living off of your work, you're generally going to need to make compromises to ensure that your art finds a paying audience. If you don't want to do that, you'll have to find a different way to support yourself and pursue your hobbies in your spare time.)

12May#12
Bobby discovered The Eighth Wonder Of The World: Eurovision.

Let me share a trivia that Bobby might understand. In the opening of the film The Two Popes, Jonathan Pryce, who played Mario Bergoglio, hummed a tune as he pissed in Sistine Chapel 's bathroom. He told another cardinal the tune is named "Regina Saltans" -- "Dancing Queen" by ABBA.

I think the reason why the Vatican doesn't participate in shit like Eurovision is because they're generally less concerned with worldly matters than with spiritual ones, and I say this as a staunch Lutheran. They don't always have the best track record, but we're only human. Bob, meanwhile, only sees things through a pop culture lens and argues for it solely based on potential ratings. Fucking stupid.

12May#18
Bobby thinks Corman's approach to filmmaking is similar to Millennials' (i.e. the ideal as imagined by Bobby) than that of the "unworthy usurpers" that followed Corman.

Bob, you're not a "film essay person." You haven't made a long form video in years; no, mashing a bunch of your old videos together doesn't count. You have no expertise on the subject of Corman, or literally anything else for that matter. You simply regurgitate whatever you find on Wikipedia and pass it off as genuine knowledge. Fuck off.

Also, considering (((who))) tends to be in charge of Hollywood studios, calling them "unworthy usurpers" might just get you called anti-Semitic.

(I didn't quote the stupid tweet where Bob made that retarded "when gods walked the earth" line. I'm pretty sure he's said the exact same thing at some other point that was highly inappropriate, but I can't remember when. Either way, fucking cringe.)

12May#25

I don't think anyone will mind if a role is recast because the actor is dead in real life, but then nerd culture is totally counterintuitive to me.

Thing is, Perlmutter (not Ron Perlman; check your autocorrect, fatso) was still right in a way, if he even made that remark (which he denies). It wasn't that nobody noticed (Don Cheadle looks nothing like Terrence Howard), it was that nobody cared. People just said "oh, this is who's playing Rhodey now, alright" and enjoyed the rest of the movie. They literally could have done the exact same thing when Chadwick Boseman died, and people would have gone on not caring. And if they seriously thought they couldn't do that, well, maybe you shouldn't have kept hyping him up as though he were an actual superhero kang instead of just another actor playing just another capeshit role.

And once again, we have Bobby speaking out of both sides of his mouth, claiming that there was this grand plan for post-Endgame that centered around the overrated Black Panther which they could no longer do because recasting just can't be done for some reason. Yet he's always going on and on about how none of this is actually planned out. Which is it?

12May#27
Any channel that badmouths The Rat is not real.

Bob's usual go-to of why ratings don't pan out when compared to internet engagement is that the internet, especially Twitter isn't real. But this time, because it's the Rat, he claims it's because the numbers are fake. I can't imagine having so little self-respect that you simp for a corporation this badly.

12May#34
Bobby is defenseless against the shameless emotional manipulation of Hollywood.

If hate is Bobby's "antivenom" for tear gas, I suggest that he take a very good look at a mirror.

This is another revealing look into Bobby's mindset. The tranny navel-gazing movie shook him up so badly that he had to surround himself with subhumans on the subway doing things he'd hate that would return him to his baseline level of hatred as quickly as possible.

Does he really think that this makes him sound like a good person? Or at the very least, a well-adjusted person? It's fucking psychotic that he thinks it's normal to be angry and hate-filled all the time. No fucking wonder he looks at least a decade older than he is, all that bile is eating away at him from the inside.

12May#44
Bobby has an amazing Garfield pitch to make.

Legitimately I'm at a loss for words here. "Garfield stumbles on a conspiracy to put cats in lasagna" is just...my brain is fried. I can't deal with this, it's too fucking stupid. We've got a contender for Bob's worst movie idea.

12May#46

They replayed the Gwimbly episode tonight as the second episode in the season, so I rewatched it. I wasn't remembering wrong, Bob is simply reading far too deep into a single episode's premise. This is blue curtains on a whole other level.

And Bob, we don't need to judge you on your associations, you provide plenty to judge already on your own.

12May#58
Bobby talks about his landlady. Turns out she did not exactly sell Bobby's basement but rent it out.

We finally have some lore on the end of Bob's last apartment! Sounds to me like she was tired of having him around, so she told him she was going to sell the property to kick him out, then once he was gone, she did some needed renovations and rented it out to someone who could actually pay the rent.

I forget, did we have confirmation that it was a Chipman that owned the property? I know we've been referring to his aunt as owning it for a while, but I don't recall if or when that information was dug up.

 

[Koby_Fish]

12May#44
Bobby has an amazing Garfield pitch to make.

Naw. "Chicken Chow Meow" pretty much writes itself.

12May#43

"Bob, kiss mah sweet pertater" - Flo on Alice

12May#55
A bunch of losers tells us how it feels to have no friends.

A dinosaur? Well that's probably on-brand for Bob. But hell, he had a real live fucking DOG at the time!

The dinosaur's name was "Yoshi", wasn't it, Bob?

12May#57
Someone built himself a sauna hut. I don't know what Bobby is talking about.

He's talking about Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, who was a Carpenter before he got into doing Miracles (cuz his human daddy was a carpenter). So basically Bob is saying Jesus the Carpenter couldn't/didn't do Miracles and Bob still wouldn't have said what the dude said, which is weird because Bobby is very Atheism 101 (despite claiming he's not an Atheist because he believes that Atheism is just "reality" so why even call it that, which is an EXTREMELY autistic take on the subject. YES, BOB. You ARE an Atheist.).

12May#58
Bobby talks about his landlady. Turns out she did not exactly sell Bobby's basement but rent it out.

Very interesting. Whoever the landlady was (it's at this point we know that Auntie Chipman Croaked, so someone else was being the landlady) definitely wanted Bob OUT (probably so she could fix shit up and then jack up the rent, but no mention of the Complete Asshole Strangers Upstairs or what became of them). Some wanna go ask Bob what happened to the Complete Asshole Strangers Upstairs in Flooding Basement Hovel?

Check out Harry's Twitter feed -- any random stretch of 24 to 48 hours should do it -- and you'll understand. He is sincerely nuts on Trump.

yeah bob and harry bonded over their shared case of crippling TDS.

Because that infamous eugenics tweet hardly qualifies as a joke. That eugenics tweet is what Moviebob actually adheres to; if you support abortion, you support eugenics.

Bob just thinks that shouting his desire for abortions will land him his sweetheart from the ground-up. He doesn't think far ahead enough to grasp the concept that abortion is but one of the tools of the eugenicists and it practically is that.

Legitimately I'm at a loss for words here. "Garfield stumbles on a conspiracy to put cats in lasagna" is just...my brain is fried. I can't deal with this, it's too fucking stupid. We've got a contender for Bob's worst movie idea.

it would have been a better idea (though Bob would probably consider it 'racist') to have Garfield stumble upon "Chicken Chow Meow".

They replayed the Gwimbly episode tonight as the second episode in the season, so I rewatched it. I wasn't remembering wrong, Bob is simply reading far too deep into a single episode's premise. This is blue curtains on a whole other level.

Bob is nothing if not the consummate Blue Curtain Analyst.

I forget, did we have confirmation that it was a Chipman that owned the property? I know we've been referring to his aunt as owning it for a while, but I don't recall if or when that information was dug up.

Somewhere in the old thread, someone dug up that a Chipman relative owned the Flooding Basement Hovel. We have NO idea who lived upstairs; as far as any of us knew it was Complete Asshole Strangers with whom Bob doesn't seem to have ever interacted (or never made mention of any interactions). During Coof, that same aunt's obituary was discovered. So I'm guessing either someone inherited the property OR it was sold to satisfy the estate and the new owner wanted to spruce it up so kicked Bob (and Complete Asshole Strangers?) out because that's the fastest way to get tenants out - tell them you're selling - and then just either didn't get a buyer, or it was a ruse to "renovict" Bob. "Renovictions" absolutely are a thing, but this was a sneaky bitch.

Not that Bob didn't deserve to be thrown out of Flooding Basement Hovel, to be sent back to Casa de Mama Chipman with his tail between his legs, after all. For he is The Kwisatz Tarderach, Lard of Lynn, Last of his Line, Pol Potbelly, Masshole Mussolini, Bobby the Smoothbrain Heenan Chipman, Bob the Blue Curtain Builder, Ba'ab al-Movie, Sheikh Diabeeto, the crayon-eating, paste-consooming Blue Curtain Analysis "expert".

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Somewhere in the old thread, someone dug up that a Chipman relative owned the Flooding Basement Hovel. We have NO idea who lived upstairs; as far as any of us knew it was Complete Asshole Strangers with whom Bob doesn't seem to have ever interacted (or never made mention of any interactions). During Coof, that same aunt's obituary was discovered. So I'm guessing either someone inherited the property OR it was sold to satisfy the estate and the new owner wanted to spruce it up so kicked Bob (and Complete Asshole Strangers?) out because that's the fastest way to get tenants out - tell them you're selling - and then just either didn't get a buyer, or it was a ruse to "renovict" Bob. "Renovictions" absolutely are a thing, but this was a sneaky bitch.

Not that Bob didn't deserve to be thrown out of Flooding Basement Hovel, to be sent back to Casa de Mama Chipman with his tail between his legs, after all. For he is The Kwisatz Tarderach, Lard of Lynn, Last of his Line, Pol Potbelly, Masshole Mussolini, Bobby the Smoothbrain Heenan Chipman, Bob the Blue Curtain Builder, Ba'ab al-Movie, Sheikh Diabeeto, the crayon-eating, paste-consooming Blue Curtain Analysis "expert".

I'm not sure about this theory of how Bob lost the basement apartment because it was several months before we all realized his voting registration had his address as his mother's house, shortly after his 40th birthday. My theory was that after he lost the Escapist gig, he was able to keep a consistent schedule because he had a buffer, but then everything came crashing down and he had the choice to either waste his money on bullshit or make his rent, so he went back to living with mommy with some sob story.

Having said that, the new owners could have kicked him out after he failed an inspection. I doubt if it was inherited, the family member would have kicked Bob out so quickly, unless it was a cousin who really hated Bob (Not really a stretch of the imagination, I'll admit), but if it was sold, what kind of buyer would want Bob there, even if they were planning to rent it out? The idiot painted one wall green instead of buying a green screen, which he eventually had to do.

Whenever the aunt angle was brought up, it was usually phrased as "Bob lives in his aunt's basement" and Bob always denied it, pointing out he didn't know the people above him, but it was his aunt's basement. Even if she didn't live in it. Meaning the man of the superior future really has only ever been able to find shelter thanks to the kindness of his family, not by his own merits.

 

[TowinKarz]

Why did bob decide to larp as being super liberal and hate maga. My theory is that he was bullied by popular kids and he assumes they are republicans

Leftism presents itself as the inevitable future, today.

Its most die hard adherents call themselves progressive, literally, as in moving forward if not just changing for change's sake is a positive ethos.

Meanwhile, anyone resistant to change for any reason is backwards, obsolete, and unethical.

That's why.

Bobby buys into that message.

 

[Imposteroak]

They replayed the Gwimbly episode tonight as the second episode in the season, so I rewatched it. I wasn't remembering wrong, Bob is simply reading far too deep into a single episode's premise. This is blue curtains on a whole other level.

I would go as far as to say this goes beyond blue curtain analysis and is a complete misread. I could probably type a spergy essay about this, but I'll just say that Allen isn't the "jerk" character. He is just kinda autistic in how he conducts himself. Significantly less so than Bob himself though as made apparent by this screed.
As for his associations its very apparent that bob is not familiar with the creators, or he would know Zach is still hanging out with the oneyplays guys, Chris and Corey who have only somewhat softened on being edgelords.
I can tell its going to be annoying keeping up with this show, but it's gonna be hilarious to watch redditors lose their shit when they find out more about Zach's past stuff.

 

[WelperHelper99]

finally have some lore on the end of Bob's last apartment! Sounds to me like she was tired of having him around, so she told him she was going to sell the property to kick him out, then once he was gone, she did some needed renovations and rented it out to someone who could actually pay the rent.

I forget, did we have confirmation that it was a Chipman that owned the property? I know we've been referring to his aunt as owning it for a while, but I don't recall if or when that information was dug up.

It's always fun getting a little nugget about Bob's life like that. It sounds like he was a shit renter. He couldn't even PAY for someone to put up with his antics.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

It's always fun getting a little nugget about Bob's life like that. It sounds like he was a shit renter. He couldn't even PAY for someone to put up with his antics.

I can't imagine whoever he was renting from was thrilled with him painting the wall green because he was too cheap to spring for a green screen either.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I can't imagine whoever he was renting from was thrilled with him painting the wall green because he was too cheap to spring for a green screen either.

He painted his wall green?? Lmao. That's some deep lore I never knew about.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

He painted his wall green?? Lmao. That's some deep lore I never knew about.

The wall, the door, the light switch. Oh yeah.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

12May#05

I think I saw this ADHD nutter before.

Bob ignores the question so he can make a Family Guy reference that he thinks wins the argument. Is his clapback proof that Bob doesn't do his own food shopping?

12May#09
CNN continue their jewish propaganda.

The hell does this even mean? Is this a dig at Israel? CNN?

12May#14
Bobby thinks all blue checkmarks make money through their tweets.

Bob and his great business sense knows how money is made and then does everything in his power ro do the opposite.

12May#27
Any channel that badmouths The Rat is not real.

Fun fact, there are two different trending sections on twitter. One is the global trends which shows what the world is talking about. The other is the For You trends which is personalized based on your likes, tweets, and retweets. The personalized trend is always shown to you on the right side of twitter unless you go and look at the global trends. Some faggot ass consoomer who has X-men '97 in his name is probably gonna see X-men '97 always suggested to him. That does not mean anyone is watching the shitty cartoon, only that twitter is burning out his dopamine receptors.

12May#34
Bobby is defenseless against the shameless emotional manipulation of Hollywood.

If hate is Bobby's "antivenom" for tear gas, I suggest that he take a very good look at a mirror.

So he drove to the theater and then took the subway home? This made so little sense that I had to google where the closest station was to him. It is the MBTA terminus of the Blue Line, Wonderland Station in Revere. It is 5 miles, 15 minute drive or 30 minute bus ride, from Lynn itself. Who knows how long he was on the subway or how many different lines he had to take to get him to see the tranny movie that had him in real sad boi hours because it made him think of when he wished Mario was real and Miyamoto brought his dog back to life, which he admitted he only thinks about when absolutely nothing else is going on. I don't believe that he "SPECIFICALLY" took public transportation just because he knew his mind would be in tatters after OD'ing on nostalgia bullshit because the damn subway doesn't even take him back home. Alternatively and autisticly his dumbass left his car in some parking garage, took the subway as far as he could home, took a bus as close as he could get to home / called someone to pick his dumbass up because he was just too sad.

This is him being weird and thinking that this made up story makes him more relatable like that time he tried to tell people that he lost his job and home due to the coof AND SPEAKING OF THAT!

12May#58
Bobby talks about his landlady. Turns out she did not exactly sell Bobby's basement but rent it out.

LMFAO his ass got kicked to the curb just so his maybe aunt could actually make money off of her property. Clearly this was all Trump's and anti-vaxers' fault. If only we had worn all the masks, didn't work, and lived off of Grubhub for 2 years shaking my head...

 

[Positron]

13May#01
Bobby thinks Trump's relocation of the US Embassy to Jerusalem emboldened Benajamin Yahoo to act up.


13May#02
Eric Trump say the family walks the straight and narrow. "110 subpoenas in the last seven years – those are ones that I’ve received personally. 110 subpoenas in seven years. I’ve never gotten so much as a traffic ticket."


13May#03
Someone very close to Trump claims to do sociopathic thing in the name of "cleaning the streets".


13May#04

I admire Buscemi's good heart, but it is still fair to say he voted to get mugged.

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13May#06
A troon should have unlimited budget to bring about their bountiful autistic vision to this unworthy world.

I wonder what kept Kylie Chi from selling both her kidneys for the benefit of the arts.

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13May#08
Speaking of,

13May#09

Most media corporations have "Remembering...." pieces on hand for every famous old person already, so they can publish or air them the next day (or in today's internet publishing, the next hour) following their deaths.



13May#11
Roger Corman explained the fascination of ocean monsters: people have an innate psychological connection to the ocean, which is teeming with creature people aren't aware of.


13May#12
But how about hot springs, and what if the sharks came from outer space?


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13May#17

No fucking idea what this is.

13May#18
Bobby talks about Southeast Asia, and Edogawa Rampo.

If the rest of East Asia regards Thailand and Malaysia with dread and suspicion, it is largely due to the legends of evil local shamans and their grisly "gong tou" or "tame head" spells. The victims of such stories are usually male tourists who wag their dicks around, so there is a morality component in the legends.

13May#19

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13May#21
Someone made a cup with a whole bottle of instant coffee. Even Bobby realizes how retarded this is.


13May#22
Yesterday we saw a cool DIY project. Here is another:

 

[Mr Processor]

So he drove to the theater and then took the subway home?

Well, there is one situation where that would make sense. That would be if he went somewhere and got drunk after being traumatized by the Buffy the Vampire trans fanfiction, then took the subway. Not necessarily the most advisable way to take the subway home, though.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

13May#17

No fucking idea what this is.

The Amazing Digital Circus is an animated YouTube web series created by a tranny (gooseworx) and produced by Glitch Productions. The premise is "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream but set in an I Spy world." It ignores politics for the sake of surreal weirdness. Robert's reaction to the image is appropriate, but not correct: the correct action is to ignore it and go about your day.

13May#11
Roger Corman explained the fascination of ocean monsters: people have an innate psychological connection to the ocean, which is teeming with creature people aren't aware of.

Corman made lots of b-movies and was MST3K's favorite target, but he was not "an actual god." In ten years, nobody aside from obscure movie lovers will remember him- which is more than I can say for Robert.

13May#06
A troon should have unlimited budget to bring about their bountiful autistic vision to this unworthy world.

I wonder what kept Kylie Chi from selling both her kidneys for the benefit of the arts.

I too demand money simply because I exist.

13May#05

You hate Elon yet use Xitter. Curious.

Apropos of nothing, but I found these: Moviebob's Efap Wiki page and TV Tropes page. Make of them what you will. The TV Tropes page is disappointing because they look at his videos, not his genocidal ramblings.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Apropos of nothing, but I found these: Moviebob's Efap Wiki page and TV Tropes page. Make of them what you will. The TV Tropes page is disappointing because they look at his videos, not his genocidal ramblings.

Nice find. The Efap wiki actually has a picture of the wall.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

13May#03
Someone very close to Trump claims to do sociopathic thing in the name of "cleaning the streets".

I agree with Drawnder! Only Bob walk back his vile stuff by saying they're jokes!

13May#04

I admire Buscemi's good heart, but it is still fair to say he voted to get mugged.

Or he just got randomly attacked and we're only hearing about it because Steve's a celebrity. Rick Moranis was attacked randomly by a passing by black man in 2020 because Rick was an old white man that the 30 something black guy could easily take. The only reason we know about it and the guy sent to prison, 2 years later and only sentened for 2 years, is because it happened to Rick Moranis. Wouldn't you know it? Some random black guy saw an old white guy and attacked him and we're only hearing about it because he's a celebrity too!

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/entertainment/entertainment-news/steve-buscemi-punched-face-nyc/5406434/

According to the article Steve was leaning against a wal around noon, texting on his phone when Soul Brother punched him. I've looked through different articles and it seems like Steve was hit only once.

13May#05

FAMILY GUY REFERENCE! I'M CLAPPING!

13May#06
A troon should have unlimited budget to bring about their bountiful autistic vision to this unworthy world.

I wonder what kept Kylie Chi from selling both her kidneys for the benefit of the arts.

So everyone can see what the drag queen clown ugly gasped at, whatever the hell that means.

No. No there is not. The clown is never going to see any of his screenplays on the big screen and Bob is never going to be the next James Gunn and we will never see the Lesser Brother's tranny slasher movie. People like Bob have spent their formative years making bad decisions and fighting with strangers online. None of us get a second chance at this and a Jewish troon's scrawlings in his troon movie about nostalgia changes none of that.

13May#12
But how about hot springs, and what if the sharks came from outer space?

Proof that Bob knows nothing besides what he sees on twitter/reddit/discord

13May#14

Didn't we talk about this movie like three years ago? There can't be two movies about a schizo woman thinking she's a werewolf right?

13May#15

Sine Garfiled has weirdly came up then may I interest you all in Garfield's number one fan, Nathan Marsi?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nathen-mazri-ayman-el-masri-garfield-eats-guy-nathfield.91243/

Well, there is one situation where that would make sense. That would be if he went somewhere and got drunk after being traumatized by the Buffy the Vampire trans fanfiction, then took the subway. Not necessarily the most advisable way to take the subway home, though.

Fair point and very possible. If this is the case then I wonder what poor bastard had to go pick his drunk and weepy ass up?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Nice find. The Efap wiki actually has a picture of the wall.
View attachment 5985593

Now I'm not gonna pretend to be any sort of expert in media production, but I'm pretty sure that painting a fucking lightswitch over as a green screen, much less a door, is fucking retarded and is just going to be a pain to ass to try and key out later. I'm not sure whats funnier about this though, the fact that this is the worst quality way he could have done this, the highest effort way he could have done this, or the most expensive way he could have done this when you account for man hours. A roll up greenscreen setup isn't that expensive, its basically as much as any decent light, and if you're gonna greenscreen anyway you really should go whole hog and have lights - judging from his glasses, I think he does? I can't stand to watch his shit enough to know for sure.

 

[Mr Processor]

Corman made lots of b-movies and was MST3K's favorite target, but he was not "an actual god." In ten years, nobody aside from obscure movie lovers will remember him- which is more than I can say for Robert.

Corman wasn't an actual god, obviously. He was responsible for some good movies though.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Corman wasn't an actual god, obviously. He was responsible for some good movies though.

I think RLM said it best, Corman was a master at knowing exactly what to spend his limited budgets on in order to get the most from his projects. He also had a lot of industry connections that helped him stretch that money further.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

I roll my eyes every time Robert pulls out the "we shall not see his like again" line. Apart from being ridiculously pretentious, way to say that your crowd of diverse pocs and gender havers won't ever measure up to the talent of the king of b movies. Especially in an age where the ground floor to make and distribute your entertainment has never been more accessable.