Whenever the aunt angle was brought up, it was usually phrased as "Bob lives in his aunt's basement" and Bob always denied it, pointing out he didn't know the people above him, but it was his aunt's basement. Even if she didn't live in it. Meaning the man of the superior future really has only ever been able to find shelter thanks to the kindness of his family, not by his own merits.
No, I don't believe he ever mentioned it (not) being his
aunt's basement. In any case it was NOT his aunt's
residence. What he did deny (at the time) was living with Lesser Brother or being in
Casa de Mama Chipman, because that's what people were accusing him of then. AFAIK
nobody on twitter ever accused him of living on a property owned (at least initially) by one of his aunts. His exact words were, "If I was living WITH family, I think they'd notice." Property records clearly showed that Flooding Basement Hovel (at the time he lived there, prior to Covid) had a female Chipman on the deed - making it at least "plausible deniability". So it was a rental property - probably as an investment/income - and the aunt definitely didn't live there and likely never lived there. Complete Asshole Strangers were probably there long before Bob moved in, and whoever the tenant was in the basement part of the hovel before Bob moved in either croaked or got the fuck out for whatever reason. Bob being a miserable autistic recluse of course it makes sense he didn't meet, know, interact with, or bother to find out anything about Complete Asshole Strangers Upstairs, so I'm guessing he didn't bother them and they didn't bother him, or believe-you-me,
we'd have heard about it.
I think
maybe the offer to buy the place after Aunty Chipman croaked (a while before Bob was given the heave-ho) might have been given to the Complete Asshole Strangers Upstairs, and while Bob didn't say he hated them, I'm pretty fucking sure they silently hated him. They may have just been too passive-aggressive to say anything to him.
Is his clapback proof that Bob doesn't do his own food shopping?
could be, after all delivery has been a thing for quite a while. Or the Bostonian Area word for "supermarket" isn't "Grocery Store" or "Supermarket", it's some other autistic word. USA today says that corner stores/bodegas in Boston are called a "Spa" for some insane reason.
LMFAO his ass got kicked to the curb just so his maybe aunt could actually make money off of her property. Clearly this was all Trump's and anti-vaxers' fault. If only we had worn all the masks, didn't work, and lived off of Grubhub for 2 years shaking my head...
we found the aunt's obit, so sometime in between the end of probate and Bob's ass on the curb, it probably changed hands to satisfy the estate. Either a cousin, or a non-cousin related to the aunt (who wasn't genetically his blood - it was the Uncle who was) that hates/doesn't give a fuck about Bob, or some Complete Asshole Stranger, who unsurprisingly doesn't give a fuck about Bob, either.
Bobby thinks Trump's relocation of the US Embassy to Jerusalem emboldened Benajamin Yahoo to act up.
"Precipitated by his embassy move" BULLSHIT, Bob. The Hamas and Hezbollocks would be doing this regardless of the position of the US Embassy in Israel on a fucking map. I know bob's smooth brain can't grasp the complexities of the issue, but this is some next level blue curtainism, extended to Politics.
If you REALLY think having the US embassy in Tel Aviv instead of fucking Jerusalem makes
any difference in how the Palestinian terrorists act, you are at least as stupid as Bob.
Bob doesn't want to placate the MAGA CHUDs. Why on earth does he want to placate the ideological descendants of Yasser Arafat, who are closer to literal Nazis in what they believe than any
MAGAnaiseghoulen?
13May#05
Brother Alpha, similarly to Bob, has ZERO self-awareness.
13May#08
Speaking of,
I know someone who saw Unfrosted, and they thought it was HILARIOUS. I have yet to see it myself. But when I do, I will analyze Bob's review. But from what I gathered, Unfrosted is SUPPOSED to be a comedy anyway (and Bob's favorite background
radiation TV being "
The Food that Built America" is completely on-brand for Bob as he thinks only with his stomach. And unfortunately for Bob, his stomach is less intelligent than his brain). Maybe 'making up stupid bullshit' (rather than being Historically Accurate
) was the POINT?
13May#21
Someone made a cup with a whole bottle of instant coffee. Even Bobby realizes how retarded this is.
Bob did cocaine in the 90s? That would explain a lot of his behaviors and lack of judgment. Maybe he wanted to be cool like all his favorite Hollywood People who Absolutely were doing Cocaine. I mean hell, Harry Mudd/Cyclonus himself, Roger C. Carmel, stuffed too much cocaine up his nose and died, it's a wonder Bob is still walking the earth.
Also let this bet a lesson to you, Bob. Buy whole beans and grind that shit yourself (and also, stop buying instant coffee).
Well, there is one situation where that would make sense. That would be if he went somewhere and got drunk after being traumatized by the Buffy the Vampire trans fanfiction, then took the subway. Not necessarily the most advisable way to take the subway home, though.
I wonder how many DUI's Bob had before he learned that lesson.
O...k...a...y... what the hell does moving the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem have to do with overturning Roe v. Wade (a good thing), the China virus (a bad thing), and the conflicts currently taking place in the Middle East (an absolutely terrible thing)?
it's a Neville Chamberlain mindset, appeasing Hitler and letting him have a few things in the hopes Hitler won't go further. As we all know, this works about as well in Israel to appeasing Hamas as it did to appeasing Hitler back before WW II.
(Worth noting: "...The strongest drugs I've ever done." Am I correct in inferring that Moviebob is admitting to being a crackhead?)
I'm sure he followed his Hollywood Idols into ingesting either cocaine or crack at least once. His brain was forever fucked from that moment forward.
