11Jun#06
If you let the fascists win, lunatics will come and kill your children at school.
Pretty much everyone these days views Waco as an absolute shitshow on the government's part, but of course Bob thinks that they didn't go hard enough and should've executed every single conservative in the country. And he wonders why people call him a genocidal psychopath.
(You can tell when Bobby is getting flustered or excited when his spelling/grammar mistakes increase. "
Probly," "what I've
understand reality to just BE," "
reigning some hellfire down
own Trumplandia," "an improvement I'VE been waiting [for] since before..." He was 100% getting hard at the prospect of murdering people without consequence, and I apologize for putting that image in your head.)
11Jun#09
Something something authoritarianism getting worse. Bobby's solution: kill everyone who gets in your way.
John Vinals is wrong: liberals were throwing everyone else under the bus during covid. We are, hopefully, past this episode of left-wing authoritarianism.
Yeah, just kill everyone who you think is threatening you, because that's
totally a recipe for a functional society. "Haha, but in Minecraft though!" Shut up, Bob, we all know what you mean.
11Jun#12
Anime girl speaks Bobby's mind, which allows him to clarify his position about those "people who aren't people".
Again, the question is, what do you plan on doing with your enemies if you're not going to try and fix them? Strip them of their rights? Put them in camps? Execute them? You're
literally advocating for a dictator to come along and destroy all your enemies, and you would
gladly give them all the power to do so if you thought that the chuds would be wiped out. You're not an enlightened thinker, you are
exactly the sort of bootlicking toady you rail against on a daily basis. Disgusting.
11Jun#13
Bobby has a brilliant plan to end the Russian-Ukraine conflict: to "pluck (Russian) leaders in the shadows with no one left the wiser".
Bobby is such a master strategist that it is a shame that Zelensky didn't swoop him up and give him one of his luxury villas that he bought with American money, plus a butler called Alfred.
Bob doesn't understand (shocker, I know) that you still need soldiers to fire those weapons, many of which don't have a long enough range to be fired far from the front lines. He also doesn't understand that you need bodies to actually hold territory. But I'm sure it'll be fine if we just start launching nukes at the Russkies, nothing could possibly go wrong then!
Ukraine is a bust, and they would be better served just admitting as much and getting a ceasefire before their position erodes any further.
11Jun#22
Speaking of
Star Wars, Bobby psychoanalyzes
Star Wars haters.
Bob's projection skills are off the charts, he's describing himself to a T, except replace "projecting onto children's media" with "projecting onto politisperging." All of his behavior stems from constant disgruntlement that he didn't get the future he thinks he earned but was never actually going to be his, and he responds by lashing out at anything that he thinks is the cause of it.
11Jun#26
Someone made a video that parodies Bobby among others,
5 minutes; Bobby appears
at the 2:18 mark.
"The Covenant are the good guys because they're diverse!"
"That's pretty retarded."
"Friendo, you're wrong, that's not what I said at all."
"Okay, can you explain?"
"No. *blocks*"
How did anyone ever think that Bob had anything meaningful to say.
11Jun#32
Who needs new material when the old still work? MCU has been recycling the same plot and same jokes for 2 decades.
Mythical Kitchen video.
First, as was discussed many times when this was brought up, using soda for meat prep is nothing new, people have done it for decades. The issue is in Bob's results, because he apparently did this twice and posted both. In the first, the chicken breast looks bland and dry, wholly unappetizing. In the second, he claims he marinated a whole chicken for three days, threw it in the oven, and the result came out charred and blackened. Looking up some soda marinade recipes, they recommend at least two hours and up to twelve, not
three fucking days. If the meat didn't come out mushy, I'd be very surprised.
Second, the fact that he's implying that chain restaurants are following his Twitter account for recipe advice is just...I don't even have any words. This is a man who thinks himself far more important than he actually is.
Third, the recipe he linked to try and make himself look not retarded isn't a marinade at all, it's just a wing sauce. This shows Bob's lack of cooking skills even clearer when he can't tell the difference.
11Jun#33
Yes, but that's not the primary reason you go to a restaurant, you go for the food. Good service is always a plus, but it's not necessary, nor will it elevate bad food into a delicious meal. As an example, I went to a somewhat fancy restaurant when I had some family in town, and while the service was excellent, the food left much to be desired, and it was hardly worth the outrageous prices they were charging.
Likewise, story elements in a game are a plus, but if the gameplay itself is bad, then it's not worth your time or money. This has literally been the argument people have been making against walking simulators and their ilk for years and years now. Bob is way too fucking stupid to comprehend this and tries some kind of lame gotcha instead.
