04Jul#01
Genocide
I'd really like Bob to actually lay out what he means when he says he wants a good portion of the population (presumably half, maybe more) to be removed. Sure, he'll hem and haw about "removing their electoral power" or something, but how
exactly do you propose to do that? Last I checked, there's no law that says you can just remove people's rights just for having a different political opinion than you, so clearly you're going to have to resort to more drastic measures. Do you want them put in camps? Again, not legal, but it would at least be a specific plan of action. Otherwise, how is it that anyone reading his daily calls for the extermination of conservatives, Christians, and frankly anyone that disagrees with him as anything
but a call for genocide?
Meanwhile, his retarded orbiters are happy to run interference for him by claiming it's obviously just a joke, you stupid chud. Quit giving him the out, I want to hear his plans for the Mayo Ghouls.
04Jul#02
I hand the stage to the fox furry for the moment.
04Jul#03
Remember what I said the other day about leftists living in an entirely separate reality? Here are even more examples of this fact.
First is our resident neighborhood fox faggot, who blatantly lies about no leftist ever wanting to murder Trump by ignoring the countless examples of this happening during the past decade. Yeah, you're all a bunch of little angels that dindu nuffin. He also can't comprehend that most people, even those he hates, don't actually vote based on how much harm they can cause others, so his paranoid brain believes that the only way to stop himself from getting rapemurdered by right-wing death squads is to destroy them first. (I would like to note that I am
still waiting for my promised RWDSs. (This is satire, feds. I love the USA and don't want to kill anybody.))
And then there's a whole assortment of other paranoids who keep comparing Trump to Hitler when all he ever was was a fairly standard economically conservative president who peacefully stepped down when it was time. But no, this time if he wins the whole right wing will rise up and systematically slaughter the darkies and the faggots and create the Fourth Reich! Like, for fuck's sake, get off the internet and actually interact with people in the real world, you stupid goddamn retards.
04Jul#04
Only Stupid People thinks Biden will lose to Trump. He was just a bit tired can't you see?
I must have said this more than a dozen times: why hasn't the Dems head-hunted this master strategist?
The wise sage Bob delivers his advice to the masses: don't base your voting decisions on how our incumbent president is clearly both physically and mentally incapable of doing the job, just vote for him anyway because otherwise Orange Hitler wins! To aid this, Bob demands the media actively lie to the public about his condition (well, more than they're already doing). Not only is this a gross ethical misstep (and to be fair they do it a lot anyway), but nobody can cover up something that public forever, and all they'd be doing is tanking their practically nonexistent credibility even further. They see the way things are going and they know that he's fucked no matter what they do, so they're refusing to bail out this sinking administration.
With plans like "lie to the public," "vote Blue no matter who," and "imprison/murder half the country," it's anyone's guess as to why Bob isn't seen as a political mastermind.
04Jul#07
Nutters think CNN deliberately tempered with Biden's mic, lighting, angles etc etc.
I confess I enjoy seeing Biden die-hards writhe and wiggle.
Christ, and they call us conspiracy theorists for using basic pattern recognition. The debate was rigged entirely in Biden's favor by preventing Trump from speaking out of turn and playing to the crowd, and he
still fumbled it hard because he's a senile old man. But no, I'm sure it makes more sense that CNN actually wanted to help Trump win, a candidate that literally nobody at that network likes.
04Jul#08
Bobby recommends the press to lie to the people, and they did just that.
04Jul#09
Reminder that this allegation stems from before Trump's
first election, and the whole thing was dropped because literally nobody could come up with any proof, the "victim" herself refusing to come forward either. The fact they're trying to dig this up again proves just how desperate they are to find something,
anything, to sink his campaign.
04Jul#15
The duality of Kevin Feige again: he is at once a mastermind who planned MCU decades in advance yet did not know what he is doing until the moment comes.
If Bob's political takes are basically nonsensical, his thoughts on fiction in general are even more bonkers, especially considering this is supposedly his field of work.
First off, I don't buy for a minute that the MCU wasn't planned out at least in broad strokes. Sure, at the
very beginning when they were just making individual movies, there wasn't this grand plan set in stone for a sprawling cinematic universe, but there were always little teases of where they wanted the story to go next even from the first Iron Man. They were clearly looking ahead to the future of what they could do if the movies proved successful, leading up to the first Avengers proving they could do a big team-up movie. And who appears in that mid-credits stinger? Why, none other than big purple man Thanos!
And this is where I don't understand Bobby's assertion that they "didn't know" Thanos would be the big bad until years later. Clearly the people who were working on these movies knew the comics and knew that Thanos was one of the biggest bads in the whole Marvel canon. Clearly they understood how the Infinity Gauntlet plot made for a perfect map for the future of the series: six MacGuffins that need to be found, a crossover including every character, dramatic stakes involving wiping out half the universe. Sure, they'd shuffle some things around, but they basically had a roadmap ready to go, all they needed to do was ride it to a multi-billion dollar profit. The idea that they'd introduce Purple Chin Man in 2012 and then not do anything with him after that is so flat-out wrong, I question why anyone actually takes Bob seriously with takes like this.
The problem that the MCU is in now is that they've ended up meandering for the last five years with nothing to show for it, not because they planned too much but because they seem not to have planned at all. Blame the coof or Chapek all you want (ignoring that Iger was the one pushing for the deluge of D+ content before he left), the fact is that they blew their wad on one of the most famous stories Marvel's ever done, if not the most. How do you up the stakes from wiping out half the universe? They tried with this multiverse shit, but clearly audiences are having a hard time caring about such beyond-infinite concepts. Add on the audience's fatigue of way too much shit to keep up with, and you have the present situation, where nobody actually seems to have thought ahead and just assumed people would keep showing up no matter what. You had a good stopping point, but now you're just ambling along like an athlete past his prime.
As to his "lore isn't real so you can do whatever you want because what the fuck is verisimilitude" stance:
04Jul#16
This is why fans have stopped caring about Star Wars, Bob, because the writers themselves show they don't care either every time they get something basic like this wrong. Not only can you not handwave everything away with "the Force" because that's not how it works, you
shouldn't because you're admitting you're fine with the established rules being thrown out for no reason. To put it in terms you'd understand, it would be like one day waking up and the sky had turned green somehow, and when you asked someone on the street why it had happened, they just replied, "I dunno, God did it?" If your euphoric brain wouldn't be able to accept that as an answer, then why are you happily making up retarded excuses for fictional worlds?
Even if audiences can't find the exact words for
why they feel the way they do, more and more often they're realizing that the stories they're watching are just shoddy and inconsistent most of the time, and that's why they're losing interest. Like I said, if the writers don't care, why should we?
HAPPY 4th OF JULY! 
