Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Oliver Onions]

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Wow Bob, you feel really bad about bringing up a family tragedy and something that happened decades ago, eh?

Hey tell me, when was the last time you brought up Tucker Carlson's mother abandoning him? How many decades ago was that? Are you glad you got some laughs out of Tucker's family loss?

He's the worst kind of coward. The kind that talks a big game and throws out random haymakers then howls like a little bitch at the slightest hit back.

Ayo hol up, if it's been 10 years since Brick By Brick blessed the internet, that means he was...33 when he wrote it?

How embarrassing.

 

[Shao Khan]

KF thread. This whore still won't fuck you, Bobby.

offer your services as a videogame warrior and console war general. that girl probably fuck dogs so you have a chance, do it bob. we trust you!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

26Aug#19
Bobby thinks Elon Musk aspires to be him. Bobby thinks Elon Musk aspires to be Robert Lewis Chipman.

One is born, not made, a Bob Chipman; I cannot become Bob Chipman even if that were my biggest wish. I have no idea what is a "Kobayashi Maru problem" and, seeing that it is from Star Trek, I suppose I won't understand anyway.

You are clearly not autistic enough for the Turbo Autist Team. Even Bob knows it's from a Star Trek movie that he misused a week ago in an attempt to win an Internet argument. He's the REAL nerd, yo!

26Aug#28

Star Wars has already become a parody of itself. They turned Luke into a cynical asshole who drinks blue milk straight from the space walrus's tit. Rose crashes her speeder into Fin's to stop him from sacrificing himself and save the last of the rebellion, tells him "That's how we win, not by fighting what we hate but saving what we love" and she kisses him right as the Empire blows the ever living shit out the base. Somehow, Palpatine returned is an actual line. It cannot work but I do want it to be made. I want Gad to make a post modern, self aware, ironic, meta shit burger. I want Bob to have to watch because of people calling it another Jewed up production and I want him to have try to defend it.

26Aug#37
Bobby is totally not mad about the reception of Brick By Brick, but anyone who laughed at his skipping Grandma's funeral have lived to regret it.

"My conscience would bother me, the Superior Being, if someone I didn't like fell flat on their face in a moment of fake sincerity but that's just me, the Superior Being."

What do people have to fake about Bob? Almost everything we know about him comes from him. Brick By Brick was supposed to be a first of it's kind look into Super Mario 3 but it wasn't anything more than Bob's autobiography. No one broke into his room and stole his diary. He put it out there and he did it to make money. He's the one who, with the help of his goiter faced idiot brother, tried to get a guy fired for the crime of laughing at the book. If only Bob wasn't such unlikable and belligerent asshole that picks fights all the time then people might care.

27Aug#01

KF thread. This whore still won't fuck you, Bobby.

Hey! Remember the last time that Bob quietly supported an ugly whore who went after the Farms? Remember when that fucking blew up in his face?

27Aug#18

"I've made murdering babies my entire personality. I am not a well adjusted person and I would not have Bob's abortion."

27Aug#42

Article.

"EVERYTHING MUST BE AN AMUSEMENT PARK FOR ME I LACK THE ABILITY TO JUST SIT STILL AND SOCIALIZE WHILE DRINKING I NEVER GREW UP!"

Bob has no thoughts, just pure stream of consciousness.

Even that's debatable.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Star Wars has already become a parody of itself. They turned Luke into a cynical asshole who drinks blue milk straight from the space walrus's tit. Rose crashes her speeder into Fin's to stop him from sacrificing himself and save the last of the rebellion, tells him "That's how we win, not by fighting what we hate but saving what we love" and she kisses him right as the Empire blows the ever living shit out the base. Somehow, Palpatine returned is an actual line. It cannot work but I do want it to be made. I want Gad to make a post modern, self aware, ironic, meta shit burger. I want Bob to have to watch because of people calling it another Jewed up production and I want him to have try to defend it.

Disney getting Star Wars is a study in turning one of the biggest franchises in the world into sewage. It says something when one of the best pieces of media is Star Wars Visions.

27Aug#38
Cartoon.

This has to be a strawman. Nobody is this retarded.

 

[JayHarrison]

[2024.08.27-03]

The couch joke never worked. Please find yourself a brain and think of something else.

Nor does Moviebob's "just ask yer mum" retort.

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[2024.08.27-04] Trump might refuse to debate Whorris on TV because Whorris would not stick to the rules mutually agreed to by Trump and Biden. In particular, Whorris wants her mic to remain on when Trump is speaking.

If a debate were to happen between Donald Trump and Commie Harris without the moderators' ability to mute their microphones, I can imagine this literally happening:

Moderator: "Mr. Trump, how would you handle the surge in immigration over the past four years?

Trump: "That is a good question. My handling of the immigration crisis would involve..."

Harris: "Ex-cuse me, Mr. Trump, I'm spea-king!"

Trump: "But he asked me first..."

Harris: "I'm SPEA-king!"

Trump: "I haven't even said..."

Harris: "I'm SPEA-KING!"

Trump: "Oh, would you please shut up for once, you bitch?!"

Me, in response to Trump telling Commie off:

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[2024.08.27-05]

My reaction:
- I don't agree with this position.
- As well Trump should.
- Don't care.
- It's impossible to hate the U.S. press enough, so Trump wanting to sue journalists for four eight years' worth of libel is completely justified.
- Eh.
- If pro-Palestine protestors get violent, they should be deported if they're not jailed.
- The truth about Climate Change™ doesn't support Leftist ideologies.
- If you can impeach Trump with inciting an "insurrection on January 6, 2021, then journalists who incite violence should be charged as well, as per your rules.
- Eh.
- Trump should have used the Insurrection Act during not only the George Floyd riots, but also during the riots on May 29, 2020, when a D.C.-area church was set ablaze.
- You called it a "threat to democracy" when Trump wanted to challenge the 2020 election, yet you cheered for those wanting to change the 2016 election in Hillary Clinton's favor; again, these are your rules you've set forth.

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[2024.08.27-06] Tulsi Gabbard endorses Trump. Worse, she relentlessly attacks the dirty trick of Biden-Whorris. "We can't live free as long as we have a government that is retaliating its political opponent, undermining our civil liberties, weaponizing our very institution against those they deem at a threat. Kamala Harris has done this during the last three and a half years, and she won't hesitate to continue that if she is elected president... I've been their most recent target, added to a secret domestic terror watchlist after exposing the truth about what kind of danger we would face if Kamala Harris is elected as president."

Dear Tulsi Gabbard:

This one's for you:

[2024.08.27-07]

...we now have Hundreds of Putins.

Or, as they're more accurately called, "Republicans" for Kamala.

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[2024.08.27-08]

Latinos : Kamala Harris in 2024
::
Aztecs : Hernán Cortés in 1521

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[2024.08.27-09] The Whorris campaign is enlivened by the moaning of another prostitute.

Miley Cyrus' "Party in the U.S.A." sounds less like a celebratory song and more like a funeral dirge. Rather fitting, given that America's been on Death's door since '21, and a Commie Harris win in November will practically render the America dead for good.

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[2024.08.27-12] Mitt Romney, and poor, poor Barack Obama...

Moviebob: "Hallowed be Obama's name."

...who won the Nobel Peace prize simply for being poor, poor Barack Obama.

That, my firends, was the exact moment the Nobel Peace Prize became a joke.

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[2024.08.27-13] Nutter is still sore about mommy Hillary.

Democrats despise democracy.

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[2024.08.27-14]

@MayoIsSpicyy is correct: America has no room for autocrats. Problem is that almost all of the autocrats in this country happen to be Democrats.

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[2024.08.27-18]

If you don't understand the the difference between a being that can feel and think and a creature such as Eugenicsbob, that's your issue.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

27Aug#03

The couch joke never worked. Please find yourself a brain and think of something else.

The reason people moved on is because the couch thing is a provable lie. I could say you shoved a cactus up your ass, but that would also be a provable lie.

Please, make my lie into the truth by shoving a cactus up your ass.

27Aug#04
Trump might refuse to debate Whorris on TV because Whorris would not stick to the rules mutually agreed to by Trump and Biden. In particular, Whorris wants her mic to remain on when Trump is speaking.

Harris cannot speak outside of the most carefully curated of appearances. By changing the rules and riling up Donald, Harris is being given the perfect excuse to back out.

27Aug#21

This retard does know we can view credit card statements and observe fluctuations in price, right?

27Aug#38
Cartoon.

Some guy using a sword to fight another guy with his fists. Sounds less like racism and more like the cops going after the greater perceived threat. How are they supposed to know the other guy is a vampire?

27Aug#36
Bobby supports anything at all that gives the Cultural Elites money without work.

"'PLOT' is for weak minds" is an excellent encapsulation of Robert's consoomer mindset.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Blade wasn't shot by cops Blobby he was shot by rent a cops while waving around a fucking sword.

& again, Blobby and his ilk showing how God Damn stupid they are with yelling about getting rid of the Electoral College. You need a Constitutional Amendment to do that and good luck finding 38 states willing to say yes.

Edit: Should add the Sword play was in a fucking hospital.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Logical proposition time using the fat sack of walrus shit's pseudo-logic.

• Right-wingers are stupid, their lives don't matter, and their non-existence would improve the world;
• Moviebob is stupid, his life doesn't matter, and his non-existence would improve the world;
• Therefore, Moviebob is right-wing.

You played yourself once more, fatboy.

"BUT BUT CORRECT PROGRESSIVE OPINIONS CANCELS THAT ALL OUT, FRIENDO!" - Bob, probably.

27Aug#18

Bob and AbortionChat not understanding human physiology, embryology, or that fetuses can indeed think and feel, is hilariously sad considering that Bob and his ilk are all "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE". Just because you can't remember thinking as a baby (or being a baby) doesn't mean you weren't thinking, Bob. (Though in your case, we'll make an exception).

"I'm talking about a representative basket of groceries. When people see price hike, they simply buy less. So the price of that basket of groceries stays the same. QED!" Pure jewish logic. I see Stancil did learn something from working in a Soros think tank.

I'm telling you, this man never bought his own groceries. Someone else does it for him. As someone who buys fucking groceries on a fucking regular weekly basis, you goddamn rights I fucking notice price hikes. Even on shit I don't buy (or don't buy that often). But then again Stancil is a braindead leftist, so it figures.

27Aug#21

The fact that Bob thinks Will has a point, means either Bob hasn't shopped for himself for a while, or he just mindlessly shops while in a semi-drunken haze and doesn't remember what he bought or for how much. Or Mommy Chipman buys them for him.

27Aug#38
Cartoon.

i think they meant "I never saw them as black for the sake of BEING black." They certainly weren't a race-swapped version of a previously non-blek character. But yeah I remember that Static Shock episode VERY well.

27Aug#39
MatPat shit.

"THEY"?! Is "Ash" non-binary or some shit?

Disney getting Star Wars is a study in turning one of the biggest franchises in the world into sewage. It says something when one of the best pieces of media is Star Wars Visions.

This has to be a strawman. Nobody is this retarded.

Oh you better believe it's a fucking strawman.

"'PLOT' is for weak minds" is an excellent encapsulation of Robert's consoomer mindset.

it's also completely consistent with Bob's view that None of This Ever Happened, Canon doesn't matter, because it's Fiction then ANYTHING and EVERYTHING therefore CAN AND SHOULD HAPPEN. Especially contradictory things. All hail Our Lady of Blue Curtains!

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

back when the first Matrix came out, the Wachowskis were Schrodinger's Troons (in the public perception). It's also hard to say whether they intended troon subtext from the getgo or blue curtained it in later. This is ironic because Bob retweets this Lon Harris thing about how the Watchowskis are clearly a bunch of far leftist nutjobs who hate MAGAnaiseghoulen anyone who blue curtains the Matrix in a way they do not like, all while Bob blue curtains the shit out of everything he watches.

it was 1999, troons were really not a thing back then - the troonism only started being retconned into the franchise during the 2010s, long after the it had run out of steam and was largely relegated to being a punchline

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The trailer for Sonic 3 just dropped.

Keep an eye out for the Lord of Lynn's impotent fury.

 

[Mac Monster]

The trailer for Sonic 3 just dropped.

Keep an eye out for the Lord of Lynn's impotent fury.

It's going to give him Nam flashbacks to the great Nintendo/Sega war of the 90s. Maybe his clogged arteries won't be able to take it.

 

[ChampFantana]

offer your services as a videogame warrior and console war general. that girl probably fuck dogs so you have a chance, do it bob. we trust you!

MovieTardPig couldn't even pay to lose his virginity. He could never afford the multiple six figures that even the Seabiscuit lookalikes would charge him to touch his weewee., let alone properly rig up a block and tackle to lift his gunt out of the way.

 

[JayHarrison]

I have a new title for Bob L. Chipman: Transfuturistbob:

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Tell us, Bob: Other than saying you're a fyuuchaa-rist, have you done anything to advance mankind into the fyuuchaa? Have you made any magnificent scientific discoveries? Have you discovered a way to sustainably cultiavte lunar grains? Have you worked with automakers in developing ways to make flying cars possible? Have you forumlated a cure for a deadly, contagious disease that doesn't involve genociding the American Midwest?

If you can't answer any those questions, then please to the world a favor, Mr. Chipman:

SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!​

 

[Shao Khan]

Robert Chipman after finishing jacking himself raw: i'm a futurista!*
His visión of the future are a seventies Disney park and back to the future.
This nonce is legit fucktarded lmao

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

stupid they are with yelling about getting rid of the Electoral College. You need a Constitutional Amendment to do that and good luck finding 38 states willing to say yes.

It always comes down to this, doesn't it? The framers left a mechanism by which our constitution could be changed, but only on the go-ahead of overwhelming assent of the states. But people like Bobby never want to go that route, never campaign for it, no,they just want to throw everything away and write totally brand new rules that install them as kings. They know their ideas are shitty and unpopular. They know they will never be able convince the majority that they really should be the ones in charge.

 

[The tired cat]

It's going to give him Nam flashbacks to the great Nintendo/Sega war of the 90s. Maybe his clogged arteries won't be able to take it.

I imagine he's gonna seethe that Sonic already has a 3rd movie, while Mario so far only has 1. Add to the fact that Shadow is voiced by Keanu and Bobbo has an axe to grind for the John Wick movies.

 

[Positron]

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28Aug#03
Vance thinks the US can learn from the basedness of Orban, to seize back universities from left wing foundations and make them accountable to taxpayers. His interviewer says she doesn't want taxpayers to control education.

I though it is the Democrats who want to rewrite the Constitution?

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28Aug#06
Jesse Watters thought army generals would fuck a well-used prostitute. May be he was right, but his female cohosts objected.


28Aug#07
Even Whorris knows that LGBT is just for laughs.


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28Aug#09
More Will Stancil. Biden actually helped workers by driving up inflation.

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28Aug#11

I have no patience for Star Trek sperging, but why should Musk give up his wealth to some non-profit when he can start a non-profit himself?

28Aug#12

WTF is Bobby trying to say? And fat chance for a castrated man like Colin Montgomerie to get hired under a meritocracy.

28Aug#13

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28Aug#15
Nutter thinks all pandas are genetic-engineered organisms. Reason: the Chinese government legally owns all pandas, and only the genes that are artificially created can be patented. He also thinks that all pandas sent to foreign zoos are bugged with hearing devices.


28Aug#16
Fat news. A&N.

Someone gives the bird a jetpack, and Bobby the bird!

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28Aug#17
Bobby was cast as Jim Carey's body double in Sonic 3.


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28Aug#20
MCU TV


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28Aug#25
I don't know what Bobby is saying but I'm sure he is fapping...


28Aug#26
...and fapping.

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28Aug#27
Someone tells cinema-goers to be considerate and not making a mess. Somehow this offends Bobby.


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28Aug#31
Sean McLaggan, after taking a semester of Media Literacy and Film History from Professor Chipman.


28Aug#32
More tips from Media Studies authority on how to make TV shows cheaper.


28Aug#33
Rings of Girlpower.


28Aug#34

Indeed. "Amazing to be with when in good mood, but can get worked up over the most inconsequential of things" describes most people at least some part of their lives.

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28Aug#38
Corridor Digital, the studio who made the AI-rotoscoped anime that launched a thousand reeeeees, tackles another sacred cow. The video is 55 minutes long.


28Aug#39
Noir cartoon.

In other words, people such as Bobby.

28Aug#40
Middle-Earth anime.

Yup, Tolkien would probably say "nice tits".

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28Aug#43
Bobby thinks Wukong is too grimdark and therefore...not faithful to the mythology's canon?

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28Aug#45
Remember how Jenny Nicholson caught a bug sleeping around?

This is the first hit when I google "hotel problem". Google customizes results based on previous searches and I suspect they see me as more philosophically-inclined than Bobby.

28Aug#46
Hooker wants you to "read a fucking book".

Oh, speaking of "book", only 3 copies remain!

28Aug#47

 

[The tired cat]

28Aug#18

Haaa! I knew fat ass was gonna seethe hard. An course his sucks up are also seething. Also, Bob, you're the worthless fat fuck who shrills how your Mario needs to be made cerial and super dark, piss off.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Ayo hol up, if it's been 10 years since Brick By Brick blessed the internet, that means he was...33 when he wrote it?

How embarrassing.

Worse, twelve years. He was 31 and still living with his parents. And he was 35 when he did this.

I have a new title for Bob L. Chipman: Transfuturistbob:

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Tell us, Bob: Other than saying you're a fyuuchaa-rist, have you done anything to advance mankind into the fyuuchaa? Have you made any magnificent scientific discoveries? Have you discovered a way to sustainably cultiavte lunar grains? Have you worked with automakers in developing ways to make flying cars possible? Have you forumlated a cure for a deadly, contagious disease that doesn't involve genociding the American Midwest?

If you can't answer any those questions, then please to the world a favor, Mr. Chipman:

SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!​

Bob has worked towards the future by existing and tweeting about it. That makes him better than Elon, obviously.

28Aug#38
Corridor Digital, the studio who made the AI-rotoscoped anime that launched a thousand reeeeees, tackles another sacred cow. The video is 55 minutes long.

Yes, Robert, what is stopping you from making your own movie? You're a lazy bastard? Makes sense.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

28Aug#47

Oasis was arguably THE biggest rock band in 96 and 97. Even as their career waned down until their breakup, they still pulled big numbers in record sales and concert attendance. Their comeback was something of a foregone conclusion, but certainly welcome in many circles.

In that time frame, Generalissimo Blobbo was spending his time being shoved into lockers and beginning his quest to become the pungent, unlikeable fat bastard he is today. Nobody cared about this humanoid blimp back then, and nobody cares nowadays except for us. What "comeback" can a never-was do in the first place?

And in time: One thing I want from the '90s back is the general sense of hope and optimism that was prevalent during that decade. Maybe it was because access to information was still not that easy and ubiquitous, but I'm really tired of being on my toes every single day because of the news and media cycles, and with fear of offending someone and having my career and livelihood affected because of a word or a phrase.