Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

Nobody misses Cali; Vietnam can take it for free.
IDK, is abdicating a war the same as losing? I guess in all practicality there's no actual difference, but the thing was, the USA wasn't ALLOWED to win by the powers-that-be in government. And they theoretically totally COULD have won.
And that's all about a Rat show starring a woman who looks like a troon.
I would argue that Bob's "Film Studies" degree has NO value whatsoever, plus any College/University-level course that has "Studies" in the fucking title, is bound to be pozzifiying, communist-marxist-heavy nonsense, with an emphasis on instruction in Blue Curtain Readings ™️ . Some :epik: should go and tell Bob that his Film Studies ™️ credentials are nothing more than paying a lot of money to interpret the 'true' meaning of The Blue Curtains and fully embrace the Death of the Author trope to the point of absolute fucking absurdity. I shouldn't wonder that his degree came at the cost of whatever common sense he had left, and that he bought whatever lefty bullshit the teachers espoused as if they were gods among Men espousing holy writ.

30Sep#26
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OF COURSE Bob was caping for Anita Feminist Frequency. Her "critiques" of Vidja Games were nothing more than hyper Blue Curtain Tarot Card readings. I wonder how many times she soft-blocked Bob on twitter. For he is The Kwisatz Tarderach, Lard of Lynn, Pol Potbelly, Masshole Mussolini, Ba'ab al-Movie, Sheikh Diabeeto, Last of His Line, Bob the Blue Curtain Builder, the crayon-eating, paste-consooming exceptional High Acolyte at the Oracle at Delphi Our Lady of the Blue Curtains cargo cult.
 
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30Sep#10
Bobby argues his superiority over you lowly, dim worms: he has credentials! He has a FILM DEGREE dammit!
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And that's all about a Rat show starring a woman who looks like a troon.
At this point, I don't care if bad user reviews are a coordinated harassment campaign (lol) or audiences airing their legitimate grievances. As long as it gets Bobby's knickers in a twist when the thing he simps for gets called out for being lazy garbage nobody wanted, I view the continued existence of user reviews as a good thing.

And naturally he has to bloviate over multiple posts about how what he does is totally different, because...he got a degree that proved to be utterly useless for him? Weird flex, but okay. Always fun to see people manage to get under his skin by calling him a fat retard.
30Sep#20
A 43-year-old man trying to play contrary like a 13 year old.
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Bob, a man who has made his entire living on the internet, declares with utter certainty that it is always wrong. He fails to realize that, by extension, that means he is as well.

Also the Minecraft movie looks like absolute trash. It will still probably make a lot of money because kids are retarded. I hope it flames out spectacularly just so Bob won't get to do a smugpost victory lap over a thing he doesn't actually care about any further than "it makes chuds mad," but I'm not holding my breath. The Mario movie was also a painfully mediocre movie with Jack Black in it, and it made a billion off of kids and manchildren recognizing a brand.
If by great you mean it's continuing to take a massive dump on Tolkien's legacy, yeah, it's doing fantastic. I don't think anyone is actually coming around on it considering the viewership numbers remain even worse than the first season's. Here's a crazy idea: why not just make something good to begin with instead of stringing people along with vague promises of "it'll get better"? Because honestly, there really aren't that many shows out there that dramatically improved from having a shitty first season as a foundation.

(Before anyone brings up TNG, I don't think the first season is shit. It's not great in comparison to what follows and it's clear they were still trying to figure out what they were doing with all the characters, plus Gene's crazy ideas were still weighing down the creative process, but at least it's watchable and wasn't actively shitting on what came before.)
30Sep#22
On "good enough art" and parsing nuance.
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This is a lot of words to even attempt to parse the meaning of, but Bob seems to be implying that shitty things aren't made anymore, so now the only things one can level harsh criticism at are productions that are adequate. He views this as a dissonance between the critiques being made and the actual quality of the product in question and calls said critics stupid manbabies with no perspective.

This is wrong on multiple levels. For starters, garbage entertainment is still being made, perhaps in even greater amounts than ever before due to the lower barrier of entry. RLM has made multiple videos discussing the absolute trash that ends up on streaming services, stuff that was probably shot in a weekend and slapped together to make a quick buck. There's the whole genre of geezer teasers as well, getting a past-their-prime actor to show up for an easy paycheck so they can feature them on the cover. A lot of these movies are not "just okay," they are indeed shit, but low-budget shit is generally not worth talking about regularly anyway.

Secondly, just because a production has a lot of oversight on it doesn't mean it can't still turn out to be shit. Since he brought up Madame Web, let's talk about it. Anyone with half a brain would question why the fuck anyone would make a movie starring a C-list character tangentially related to Spider-Man, but it's something Sony had rights to so they went forward. Despite this, they barely end up doing anything with that Spidey connection, with practically zero superheroics. Most of the runtime is just Dakota Johnson having to lead three teenagers (and totally not adult women) around while they get stalked by a comically overdubbed generic spider-villain. It's boring meandering garbage on basically every level, and while not the worst movie of all time, it rightfully deserved to be called shit. It turns out that you can have a lot of producers keeping an eye on things and still have something turn out awful.

Thirdly, Bob paints all these other critics as having nothing substantial to say beyond "I hate women and gays," when a lot of the time they're actually talking about why these things don't work from a narrative perspective. Drinker put out a video the other day discussing the battle scene in the latest episode of Amazon Prime Video™'s The Lord of the Rings™: The Rings of Power™, contrasting it with the Battle of Helm's Deep from The Two Towers and why it utterly failed to deliver to that level. He showed in detail how RoP's battle was a muddy jumbled mess, with confusing goals (both sides wanted to kill Sauron so why not team up instead of wasting time battling each other?), nonsensical tactics (blow up a mountain somehow to dam a river to instantly have solid ground to walk across), and absolutely braindead military actions (yeah, have your cavalry charge into a fucking forest, brilliant move). Oh, and let's not forget a stupid memberberry callback to Boromir's death, only this time it's an Asian elf woman! So diverse!

To summarize, just because technology has improved to the point where even a low-budget movie can look good visually, doesn't mean that it can't be shit worth calling out. There is still plenty to critique out there, and saying that every piece of entertainment is "just fine" makes you a fucking lousy critic.
30Sep#25
You've always want a female Kratos reeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
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Thing is, back then, if we had gotten a femKratos in a God of War game, it probably would have been a badass chick wearing no more than Kratos did (aside from a boobwrap) hacking gods to pieces, a jolly good time for all. If we got it now, she'd be covered up and deliberately uglified so she doesn't appeal to the male gaze, the story would be full of feminist pandering and probably shitting on Kratos for good measure, and the whole experience would be a godawful chore. Big difference, Bobbo.
30Sep#26
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Don't you just love revisionist history? Anita made videos where she showed a complete lack of understanding of the medium of video games, with flimsy arguments that were easily picked apart by anyone who knew more (which was basically everyone). She only got anywhere off of milking her "harassment," but once GG flamed out, she did too. Didn't help that a man was writing all her videos, and once he fucked off to do his own thing, she proved to be completely incompetent and unable to keep things going.

But Bob still thinks he has a chance with her (she's 40 and still single!), so he will continue to simp until he inevitably keels over.
 
Bob is old as fuck and wants to comment on world events but he doesn't even know that the "Tetris Castle" is called the Kremlin.

This dude seriously considers himself smart.
A Thinker™ like Moviebob usually does.




[2024.09.30-01] Hillary Thomas (26Sep#01) continues to swim rent-free in Bobby's water-filled head.
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'Cept... Trump ain't wrong.



[2024.09.30-04]
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Retweeted by Racistbob.



>> Nazibob has entered the chat.
[2024.09.30-05] Musk steals the Democrat's favorite idiotic fear-mongering.
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I actually don't disagree with Musk here. Commie Harris' ascent to the top of the Democrats' 2024 is a complete subversion of democracy, and if she's elected [shudder], it will prove that democracy in America is dead once and for all. (Besides, when did Moviebob ever start caring about democracy?)



[2024.09.30-07] AOC thinks she is Greta Thunberg.
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AOC would rather us deal with nuclear winter than a slightly warmer summer next year.



[2024.09.30-08]
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Nobody misses Cali; Vietnam can take it for free.
Honestly, I'm not sure if California being controlled by Vietnam would be better or worse than being governed by Democrats...



[2024.09.30-10] Bobby argues his superiority over you lowly, dim worms: he has credentials! He has a FILM DEGREE dammit!
Having a film degree does not make you an expert on anything outside of film. I studied computer programming in college, and it doesn't help me out a lick in terms of understanding the legal system.

I'm assuming that Moviebob had a potential audience of 6,000,000 Massachusetts residents up Bob's (purported) time on TV. Nowadays, Bob's audience is only about 125,000. Talk about a downgrade! (And, while there is no way for me to corroborate this, I wonder if Moviebob's termination from a local TV station had less to do with hating The Passion of the Christ and more to do with Bob's insufferable personality.)



[2024.09.30-14] Zachary Levi.
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'Capt... Levi's not only not wrong, Levi's arguably correct.



I know people compare Bob to The Obsolete Man...
As I have in the past.

...I think he's really the main character from Four O'Clock
Moviebob supports a cyberocratic fyuuchaa like Wallace V. Whipple did in "Brain Center at Whipple's".
 
I wonder if Moviebob's termination from a local TV station had less to do with hating The Passion of the Christ and more to do with Bob's insufferable personality.)

I think that's 100% likely. I'm betting he was a real asshole about Believers around when that happened, and his boss took offense.
 
At this point, I don't care if bad user reviews are a coordinated harassment campaign (lol) or audiences airing their legitimate grievances. As long as it gets Bobby's knickers in a twist when the thing he simps for gets called out for being lazy garbage nobody wanted, I view the continued existence of user reviews as a good thing.

And naturally he has to bloviate over multiple posts about how what he does is totally different, because...he got a degree that proved to be utterly useless for him? Weird flex, but okay. Always fun to see people manage to get under his skin by calling him a fat retard.
Bob appears to be one of those kinds of people - the ones that think Edjumacation makes him SMRTR. He shouldn't have taken "Film STUDIES". He should have taken another program that involved audio-visual media that didn't have "studies" in the name. However, Bob is stupid and by the time the marxist bullshit filled his ears, he was already a lost cause. But he clings to that degree like a life raft off the Titanic, because dammit, he paid money for this degree, he got to work in broadcast (LOL cable access TV) before Youtube was a thing! He's SOMEBODY! Somebody who KNOWS THINGS! :story: He treats it like esoteric gnostic writings that are only handed down to trusted sages such as himself.
If by great you mean it's continuing to take a massive dump on Tolkien's legacy, yeah, it's doing fantastic. I don't think anyone is actually coming around on it considering the viewership numbers remain even worse than the first season's. Here's a crazy idea: why not just make something good to begin with instead of stringing people along with vague promises of "it'll get better"? Because honestly, there really aren't that many shows out there that dramatically improved from having a shitty first season as a foundation.
Bob doesn't care as long as he gets his dopamine hits. He think Properly Evolved Audiences ™️ (not "fans") correctly consume media in the proper way just because, as he does, it grants dopamine hits and that's what makes it good. Whether that comes from flashy, fast-paced action sequences, witty banter making up 78% of the dialogue, Michael BAYsplosions, or lesbuns scissoring, it doesn't matter. Bob's concept of quality is very low bar and so is his level for "acceptable/OK/meh". Plus, bonus points if it angers the MAGAnaiseghoulen. This is where his "None of this EVER happened, lightsabers do not reals, this is Space Wizards for Children, therefore ANYTHING can and SHOULD happen, especially Contradictory Things and That's GOOD, touch the grass, friendo!" comes in. Which is one great big fat cope for his disappointment that Mario was not from Brooklyn in Yoshi's Island, therefore Bob didn't just throw the baby out with the bath water, he made it an abortion, too.
(Before anyone brings up TNG, I don't think the first season is shit. It's not great in comparison to what follows and it's clear they were still trying to figure out what they were doing with all the characters, plus Gene's crazy ideas were still weighing down the creative process, but at least it's watchable and wasn't actively shitting on what came before.)
Yeah, TNG S1 was very uneven. Some parts were great (DataLore, Haven, Justice) and some were goofy (The Naked Now), and other parts were bordering on offensive (Code of racism Honor, The Last Outpost - though personally I think if they'd used a different look for the aliens in Code of Honor there wouldn't have been that much of a problem because the woke mind virus even back then was crying foul at using black actors to portray a "primitive" tribe of aliens because that's what the woke mind virus always does). But yeah, they fired that one Maurice Hurley guy, and brought in better writers and directors, and Ronald D. Moore and Brannon Braga really cleaned the show up. This was in the early stages of Intarwebs, but Bob fails to realize that before Intarwebs, there were these things, called letters. People would write to the studios to express their displeasure if things were taking a bad turn. The Internet just sped up that process. Bob shouldn't pretend not to realize that the fans have always complained and had a means of doing so. Some :epik: should ask Bob if the era of letter-writing to the studios was also not reals and the fans are "wrong" from that era also.

Compare that to Kurtzman Trek, which does actively shit on what came before.
This is a lot of words to even attempt to parse the meaning of, but Bob seems to be implying that shitty things aren't made anymore, so now the only things one can level harsh criticism at are productions that are adequate. He views this as a dissonance between the critiques being made and the actual quality of the product in question and calls said critics stupid manbabies with no perspective.

This is wrong on multiple levels. For starters, garbage entertainment is still being made, perhaps in even greater amounts than ever before due to the lower barrier of entry. RLM has made multiple videos discussing the absolute trash that ends up on streaming services, stuff that was probably shot in a weekend and slapped together to make a quick buck. There's the whole genre of geezer teasers as well, getting a past-their-prime actor to show up for an easy paycheck so they can feature them on the cover. A lot of these movies are not "just okay," they are indeed shit, but low-budget shit is generally not worth talking about regularly anyway.
Like I said earlier, Bob has a low bar for entertainment levels. His definition of "bad" isn't our definition. The criteria are markedly different. Maybe he got this from his own autistically narcissistic brain that needs constant stimulation, and if it stimulates his brain, it doesn't matter how hokey the dialogue is or how contradictory the plot and storyline elements are - to him it's "good" because he gets his dopamine hits. On a fundamental level, it's been clear to me for some time that Bob doesn't actually understand what constitutes "bad". Maybe part of this is a result of his Blue Curtains Analysis education in "Film Studies". And of course, like any good autist/narcissist, he thinks that all Properly Evolved Actually-A-Persons perceive media in the exact same way he does, and can neither comprehend nor contemplate that any other way of thinking about media is possible or correct.
Thirdly, Bob paints all these other critics as having nothing substantial to say beyond "I hate women and gays," when a lot of the time they're actually talking about why these things don't work from a narrative perspective. Drinker put out a video the other day discussing the battle scene in the latest episode of Amazon Prime Video™'s The Lord of the Rings™: The Rings of Power™, contrasting it with the Battle of Helm's Deep from The Two Towers and why it utterly failed to deliver to that level. He showed in detail how RoP's battle was a muddy jumbled mess, with confusing goals (both sides wanted to kill Sauron so why not team up instead of wasting time battling each other?), nonsensical tactics (blow up a mountain somehow to dam a river to instantly have solid ground to walk across), and absolutely braindead military actions (yeah, have your cavalry charge into a fucking forest, brilliant move). Oh, and let's not forget a stupid memberberry callback to Boromir's death, only this time it's an Asian elf woman! So diverse!
I have to wonder just where Bob got that "you only hate x because bigot" line, whether from Twitter, or from "Film Studies". It's a common strawman the Left employs, and the fact that Bob can't or won't recognize that it IS a strawman, speaks to his devotion to his Leftist Blue Curtain Cargo Cult and abandonment of all actual logic. Though I also suspect that he believes this because [what he considers to be] the Cool Kids Club ™️ also believes this, and in order to get in the good books with them, he must adopt their beliefs.

But friendo, it's a world of magic! They can pretend they don't sink in the mud because magicks! None of this ever happened because fiction, so it doesn't matter and doesn't make it bad, and if you think it does, you need to touch the grass! - Bob, probably.

The other half of the problem here is Bob cannot write. Oh sure, he can ramble stream of consciousness via voice and text, but it's rarely coherent. Just look at his "pitch" for what if Care Bears, but also Paradise Lost? Not to mention all the fucking run-on paragraphs he does both in print/text and on his vidjas and mistaking their for they're or there and mixing up your/you're and stuff like that.
Thing is, back then, if we had gotten a femKratos in a God of War game, it probably would have been a badass chick wearing no more than Kratos did (aside from a boobwrap) hacking gods to pieces, a jolly good time for all. If we got it now, she'd be covered up and deliberately uglified so she doesn't appeal to the male gaze, the story would be full of feminist pandering and probably shitting on Kratos for good measure, and the whole experience would be a godawful chore. Big difference, Bobbo.
And then Bob would be full denial, because of course he would. He'd defend the shit out of the censored version, and still never get a crumb of pussy for doing so. They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results each time.
Don't you just love revisionist history? Anita made videos where she showed a complete lack of understanding of the medium of video games, with flimsy arguments that were easily picked apart by anyone who knew more (which was basically everyone). She only got anywhere off of milking her "harassment," but once GG flamed out, she did too. Didn't help that a man was writing all her videos, and once he fucked off to do his own thing, she proved to be completely incompetent and unable to keep things going.
Someone even caught her on video admitting, prior to doing Feminist Frequency, that she'd NEVER played videogames before in her life, making her the very definition of a Fake Gamer Girl. But she won't even give Bob the time of day.
Having a film degree does not make you an expert on anything outside of film. I studied computer programming in college, and it doesn't help me out a lick in terms of understanding the legal system.
Bob thinks that degree makes him an expert in All Media. Fucker thinks he's fucking Howard "King of All Media" Stern.

Never mind that most of those courses in the "Film Studies" program were pure brainwashing and little else.

I wonder if Moviebob's termination from a local TV station had less to do with hating The Passion of the Christ and more to do with Bob's insufferable personality.)
Probably a little from Column A, a little from Column B, IMO.
 
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I have to wonder just where Bob got that "you only hate x because bigot" line, whether from Twitter, or from "Film Studies". It's a common strawman the Left employs, and the fact that Bob can't or won't recognize that it IS a strawman, speaks to his devotion to his Leftist Blue Curtain Cargo Cult and abandonment of all actual logic. Though I also suspect that he believes this because [what he considers to be] the Cool Kids Club ™️ also believes this, and in order to get in the good books with them, he must adopt their beliefs.
Like all dumbass leftists, Bob can't defend the shitty products he stans for, so he resorts to insulting the people that are criticizing said shitty products. In all his time simping for the dyke Star Wars, he barely talked about the show itself and was just constantly complaining about the subhumanoids and their reasonable reasons for disliking the show. You would think that a college-educated media guru could come up with some positive points in the show's favor, but all he could muster was that it makes the chuds mad, so it's therefore good.
 
Like all dumbass leftists, Bob can't defend the shitty products he stans for, so he resorts to insulting the people that are criticizing said shitty products. In all his time simping for the dyke Star Wars, he barely talked about the show itself and was just constantly complaining about the subhumanoids and their reasonable reasons for disliking the show. You would think that a college-educated media guru could come up with some positive points in the show's favor, but all he could muster was that it makes the chuds mad, so it's therefore good.
Which is why I find his lengthy screed about everything being "fine" nowadays to be even dumber coming from him. I mean, it's dumb enough on its own as I previously discussed in great detail, but even more so from a supposed "critic."

You notice this a lot with pretty much anything that the chuds dislike. He can't really give it effusive praise because he knows it's really not that good either, but he doesn't want to accept that the chuds may have a point about its quality. So he'll handwave it away by saying it's "fine" and refusing to elaborate any further, along with repeated assertions that the chuds are just making a mountain out of a molehill.

But if you're making pretenses of being a serious critic, then it's pretty much your job to detail what you did and didn't like about something. Even a basic question like "was the story engaging?" is somehow too much for Bobby to answer. Either he's too stupid to actually realize these are important things to discuss, or he knows that people will make fun of his lackluster excuses for why the latest Disney slop is actually good so he refuses to commit.

His endless bitching about the likes of Drinker and friends is really just another example of projection. He claims they don't have anything to say except "it's bad," when in reality he has nothing to say beyond "it's fine."
 
01Oct#01
Bobby on the Materialist idea of Absolute Good and Evil.
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01Oct#02
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01Oct#03
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I can't find the "profile". This is from a parody account that has nothing to do with NYT.

01Oct#04
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01Oct#05
Letting a large swathe of the country flood over is 2024's "patriotism".
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01Oct#06
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01Oct#07
Bobby wants Big Biz to use their money to interfere with the election.
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01Oct#08
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01Oct#09
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01Oct#10
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Are these men wrong? Putin respects organized religion and is against sexual degeneration. I bet there is no DEI in Russia either.

01Oct#11
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01Oct#12
Your daily MDS.
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01Oct#13
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I hope that convinced you that Coffin doesn't know Marx at all.

01Oct#14
Bobby and co. on Russell Brand and Peter Coffin.
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01Oct#15a
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I looked it up. That church is St. Chad's Church, Stafford, and the inscription reads "The man who established me is called Orm". Orm is the name of the landowner, the one who paid for the church, not the mason or the stoneworker who was unlikely to know Latin. Indeed, before the 20th century, with the exception of very few people such as Michelangelo, the people who contributed to the building of a church and its decoration didn't even think they were doing art.

01Oct#15b
Peter Coffin joins in the convo.
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01Oct#16
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There is no context of this tweet, but given Bobby follows Zach Antolak, let me guess that the two "girls" snorting a fairly small amount of c*ke are from this:
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Neither of them are "girls"; this is an older troon keeping a younger, socially isolated troon as his "puppygirl". Bobby thinks this is normal.

01Oct#17a
Last year, someone bought a guitar signed by Toilet Swift for $4000 and immediately smashed it with a hammer. Bobby imagines what would he do with $4000 instead.
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01Oct#17b
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01Oct#18
"You are NOT a great media scholar! You are Bob Chipman!"
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01Oct#19
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It's called "kitsch", my dear Media Studies Authority.

01Oct#20
About RT user scores, continued from 30Sep#10
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Data is data: whatever that happens in the world that are caught by a person's sensory system, or a machine's input. Most data have no meaning. Facts are data sorted out and organized through a mental schema so that meanings can be extracted. Lore, or knowledge, are aggregated patterns of repeatedly recognized facts. I won't speculate RT scores belong to which category, but let me illustrate with Bobby's misuse of the word "complimentary".
  • There is a group of symbols "c o m p l i m e n t a r y" -- Data
  • The word is used wrongly in the sentence; the correct word should be "complementary" -- Fact
  • Mixing up the words "complimentary" and "complementary" is very common among people who use speech-to-text -- Knowledge.

01Oct#21
About the interchangeability of Star Wars haters and divorced suburban sports fans (30Sep#12)
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I can play this game too. "America is doomed if Donald Trump is in charge", so political pundits are equivalent to the supposed "grifters" who badmouths Star Wars on Youtube?

01Oct#22
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01Oct#23
The Critical Drinker rips at the proliferation of "pointless, made-up positions" in movie-making "I wonder how many movies have been improved by the presence of Intimacy Coordinators, Sensitivity Readers, On-Site Therapists, or Diversity and Inclusion Consultants". I presume "Intimacy Coordinators" is Hollyweird-speak for "pimp".
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01Oct#24
Megalopolis.
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01Oct#25
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01Oct#26
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01Oct#27
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Someone paid $200 too much. In the near future, with the evolution of ChatGPT, showbiz will not waste money like this.

01Oct#28
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Fun fact: in the eyes of land tortoises, the region of highest nerve cell density is in the form of a horizontal streak, so they see the ground ahead of them most clearly.
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From Brains Through Time: A Natural History of Vertebrates by Striedter and Northcutt
 
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I've said this in the past when people joke about Bob wanting to be a dictator, but Bob really at the end of the day wants to be a god. He wants to be in control of everything and not let anything that displeases him to exist in the universe.
In a lot of ways Bob strengthens my faith more than most preachers. Like every day he demonstrates the human desire for those words of the serpent: "thou shalt be god."

And every day he demonstrates why that would be the worst idea ever.

he's also an object lesson in how there is far more wisdom in humility than pride.
 
01Oct#05
Letting a large swathe of the country flood over is 2024's "patriotism".
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01Oct#06
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Bob doesn't think Republicans should demand that their government clean up after a hurricane that tore through multiple states. It's hypocrisy apparently. Just say it Bob, you're happy for everyone that died.
In a lot of ways Bob strengthens my faith more than most preachers. Like every day he demonstrates the human desire for those words of the serpent: "thou shalt be god."

And every day he demonstrates why that would be the worst idea ever.

he's also an object lesson in how there is far more wisdom in humility than pride.
Bob is the 7 deadly sins in one man. He embraces it. He is a perfect example of what no religion does to a person. It apparently makes you miserable, lazy, evil, and eternally horny over anything with boobs.
 
01Oct#05
Letting a large swathe of the country flood over is 2024's "patriotism".
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PL: I was caught in the storm and I spent 4 days without power. I didn't phonepost because I'd rather eat my shoes.

To call the storm devastating is an understatement. Florida was all but leveled. Entire towns in the Carolinas were wiped out. Farms in Tennessee were flooded. Multiple cities, including Tampa, Miami, Savannah, Augusta, and Asheville, were wrecked and without power. This is a storm of biblical proportions, a once-in-a-lifetime event for Georgia and the Carolinas. They need massive amounts of resources to rebuild and with farms, factories, and ports ruined by the storm, coupled with the dockworker's strikes, this could cripple the country.

I have no commentary on Robert's bloviation except that he's a pig and I hope he gets snowed in this winter, with no food or power- only Xitter.

01Oct#07
Bobby wants Big Biz to use their money to interfere with the election.
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Any time I want to know what the quiet bit is, I go to Robert's Xitter. He always says it out loud.

01Oct#12
Your daily MDS.
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Some points:
  • I'm not sure what you'd call dropping 20,000 black men (yes, men, they only seem to be male) into a town of 60,000 people. It sure seems like the Feds are importing at least a conquering army. As an unrelated aside, didn't the Declaration of Independence say something about the Brits importing foreign mercenaries?
  • The last terrorist actions conducted in the States were by Leftist actors. Though I am ashamed at the DOJ: offering only $150k for Trump's head? You'd think an existential threat to America would merit a higher bounty than that!
01Oct#17a
Last year, someone bought a guitar signed by Toilet Swift for $4000 and immediately smashed it with a hammer. Bobby imagines what would he do with $4000 instead.
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How dare someone spend their money the way they want to? I do find it interesting that they're making assumptions about the identity of the man.

Oh, and Robert, maybe if you spent less time Xeeting and drinking and more time on your videos (and lived in a cheaper area), you'd have money to burn.

01Oct#27
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Someone paid $200 too much. In the near future, with the evolution of ChatGPT, showbiz will not waste money like this.
I cannot wait for the day AI makes these retards obsolete.

In a lot of ways Bob strengthens my faith more than most preachers. Like every day he demonstrates the human desire for those words of the serpent: "thou shalt be god."

And every day he demonstrates why that would be the worst idea ever.

he's also an object lesson in how there is far more wisdom in humility than pride.
I once said this about Chris-Chan, and I'll repeat it here: this website has given me firmer understanding of biblical passages saying God has prepared some people for honor and some for dishonor (i.e., Bob might've been chosen for mediocrity, but he doesn't need to dig his own grave quite so deep). It's also given me a firmer understanding about how what comes out of us (our words, actions, and Xeets) defiles us. It's interesting: an avowed atheist and anti-Christian, by his words, thoughts, and deeds, gives a people firmer understanding of Christianity.
 
PL: I was caught in the storm and I spent 4 days without power. I didn't phonepost because I'd rather eat my shoes.

To call the storm devastating is an understatement. Florida was all but leveled. Entire towns in the Carolinas were wiped out. Farms in Tennessee were flooded. Multiple cities, including Tampa, Miami, Savannah, Augusta, and Asheville, were wrecked and without power. This is a storm of biblical proportions, a once-in-a-lifetime event for Georgia and the Carolinas. They need massive amounts of resources to rebuild and with farms, factories, and ports ruined by the storm, coupled with the dockworker's strikes, this could cripple the country.

I have no commentary on Robert's bloviation except that he's a pig and I hope he gets snowed in this winter, with no food or power- only Xitter.
It missed me this time (unlike in 2022) but at least four friends of mine have their houses underwater, and those are the ones I know of.

Honestly, Bob deserves to have bad things happen to him, but sadly that's not how reality works. He's even managed to somewhat survive the awful health effects his lifestyle has brought on.
 
It's now October, and my typing fingers still want to type out "09" instead of "10". That's been troublesome all year!

Anyway, on to the commentary.

Post 1 for the 1th day of the 1010th month of anno domini 11111101000.

[2024.10.01-01] Bobby on the Materialist idea of Absolute Good and Evil.
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Moviebob: "I know what an evil person is because I know what an ignorant person is."

Ironically, Moviebob is neither smart enough nor self-aware enough to acknowledge that self-description.



[2024.10.01-02]
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At least Trump's being honest and upfront about it. Of course, this presents a pertinent question: Did Trump hate paying overtime because he found it an unnecessary expense... or did Trump actually respect his employees' personal lives and didn't want to overworked in the first place?



[2024.10.01-04]
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@MuellerSheWrote has finally come to the realization that the New York Times' editorial board's opinions are worthless. Intelligent Americans realized that after the NYT endorsed Führer Hillaty in 2016.



[2024.10.01-05] Letting a large swathe of the country flood over is 2024's "patriotism".
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Remember this, folks: Moviebob only gives a microscopic fraction of a fuck about you, your family, your friends, and your property if you live in a state tinted a deep political blue. If you live in either a state that's either politically purple or red, Moviebob's will be laughing at your misfortune, regardless if it's natural or manmade.

[2024.10.01-06]
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Moviebob's comment here isn't comparing apples to oranges. Moviebob's comment here is comparing apples to bowling balls.



[2024.10.01-07] Bobby wants Big Biz to use their money to interfere with the election.
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When companies (and/or foreign intervention) promotes Republicans (or non-Democrats), Leftists call it "election interference". When the same interventionists promote Democrats, Leftists call it "fortifying Democracy™".



[2024.10.01-08]
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Translated into English: Be a heel, not a face.



[2024.10.01-09]
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Moviebob has had openly genocidal tendencies for the past 8+ years--the most recent of which (as far as I can remember) has Bob proclaiming that a so-so piece of artwork has more value than the combined value of the 63,000,000 worthless Trump-voting troglodytes who stole the fyuuchaa Bob EARNED.

I'm sure someone can come up with a table of how Moviebob's X-Twitter history demonstrates each of the ten stages of genocide (classification; symbolization; discrimination; dehumanization; organization; polarization; preparation; persecution; extermination; denial)



[2024.10.01-13]
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Tim Pool, whose show I regularly tune in to, brings up a pertinent point: "Right-Wingers believe Leftists are uneducated; Leftists think Right-Wingers are evil." Moviebob is the perfect embodiment of Leftism depicted in that statement.



More 10 come.
 
Post 10 for the 1th day of the 1010th month of anno domini 11111101000.

[2024.10.01-17a] Last year, someone bought a guitar signed by Toilet Swift for $4,000* and immediately smashed it with a hammer. Bobby imagines what would he do with $4,000* instead.
*Commas added by me.

See my previous post about Moviebob and the ten stages of genocide. This one would definitely fall under classification, discrimination, dehumanization, and persecution--possibly extermination if anyone were inside that house when Moviebob commits arson.

[2024.10.01-17b]
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We know Moviebob isn't running for Jesus. Moviebob is running to be make Hitler-senpai look like an saint by comparison.



[2024.10.01-18] "You are NOT a great media scholar! You are Bob Chipman!"
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Moviebob references the original Twilight Zone series. So shall I:
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At least Trump's being honest and upfront about it. Of course, this presents a pertinent question: Did Trump hate paying overtime because he found it an unnecessary expense... or did Trump actually respect his employees' personal lives and didn't want to overworked in the first place?
Yes, I was honestly confused about that. Unless I'm working for Trump, I care much more about not being taxed on my overtime pay (except I'm salaried, rip) than I do about this anecdote.
See my previous post about Moviebob and the ten stages of genocide. This one would definitely fall under classification, discrimination, dehumanization, and persecution--possibly extermination if anyone were inside that house when Moviebob commits arson.
Bob just wants to kill a lot of people. I'm thankful he's to cowardly to act on it.
We know Moviebob isn't running for Jesus. Moviebob is running to be make Hitler-senpai look like an saint by comparison.
Bob once again acknowledging that he's a scumbag with no redeeming qualities, a boil on the face of the human race.
 
01Oct#15b
Peter Coffin joins in the convo.
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Bob remains unaware that many artists are and were, pieces of shit.
Data is data: whatever that happens in the world that are caught by a person's sensory system, or a machine's input. Most data have no meaning. Facts are data sorted out and organized through a mental schema so that meanings can be extracted. Lore, or knowledge, are aggregated patterns of repeatedly recognized facts. I won't speculate RT scores belong to which category, but let me illustrate with Bobby's misuse of the word "complimentary".
  • There is a group of symbols "c o m p l i m e n t a r y" -- Data
  • The word is used wrongly in the sentence; the correct word should be "complementary" -- Fact
  • Mixing up the words "complimentary" and "complementary" is very common among people who use speech-to-text -- Knowledge.
Bob was reading the Blue Curtains, incorrectly as usual on top of that, when he watched DataLore. Figures Bob has no fucking idea what "Lore" actually means. Bob's confusing "Lore" with "Myth" and/or "Legend".
I can play this game too. "America is doomed if Donald Trump is in charge", so political pundits are equivalent to the supposed "grifters" who badmouths Star Wars on Youtube?
BTW There's a buffalo wild wings in Saugus; this is probably the one Bob frequents. I guess we can add this to the list of places Bob drinks at in addition to Hahvahd Watering Hole/Discount Dave & Busters'.

I presume "Intimacy Coordinators" is Hollyweird-speak for "pimp".
I'd narrow it down to "Sex scene Choreographer".
Bob is the 7 deadly sins in one man. He embraces it. He is a perfect example of what no religion does to a person. It apparently makes you miserable, lazy, evil, and eternally horny over anything with boobs.
The hilarious part is Bob the Hypocrite is so stupid, he thinks that Good ™️ and Evil ™️ can exist without a universal moral guidance (i.e. God) and that they are Objective (not Subjective) even though people on the Left like to claim that morality is subjective and not objective.
Moviebob: "I know what an evil person is because I know what an ignorant person is."

Ironically, Moviebob is neither smart enough nor self-aware enough to acknowledge that self-description.
That tracks for the autistic-narcissist that is Bob.
Moviebob has had openly genocidal tendencies for the past 8+ years--the most recent of which (as far as I can remember) has Bob proclaiming that a so-so piece of artwork has more value than the combined value of the 63,000,000 worthless Trump-voting troglodytes who stole the fyuuchaa Bob EARNED.

I'm sure someone can come up with a table of how Moviebob's X-Twitter history demonstrates each of the ten stages of genocide (classification; symbolization; discrimination; dehumanization; organization; polarization; preparation; persecution; extermination; denial)
"But but 'genocide' ONLY applies to PERSONS! It does not apply to Not-A-Persons!" - Bob, probably

Bob just wants to kill a lot of people. I'm thankful he's to cowardly to act on it.
Bob thinks culling the Not-A-Persons in the wastelands of no oxygen will eliminate the Not-A-Person phenomenon for good, resulting in nobody rebelling against Progress ™️ at all again, ever, because we know kids don't, you know, rebel against their parents [/sarcasm]. For every troon Bob worships that left their family behind and rejected their political right wing ideals, there'll be a shit ton of former leftist kids whose narcissistic Cluster B Clusterfuck parents drove them away from Progress ™️ on the political left. In short, Bob's got no concept of how this works.
 
The hilarious part is Bob the Hypocrite is so stupid, he thinks that Good ™️ and Evil ™️ can exist without a universal moral guidance (i.e. God) and that they are Objective (not Subjective) even though people on the Left like to claim that morality is subjective and not objective.
Bob doesn't care about the hypocrisy. He just cares about winning. White republicans died in a flood. He is thus happy. That applies to anything Bob does. As long as it benifits him he will bend his morals.
 
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