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I haven't been commenting much on Bob lately. I still read the thread but he's caught "Kamala Fever" so hard that he's become even more boring than he usually is.Also happy Halloween guys!
I'll admit it's been less fun. That said the election when it finally happens is going to be hilarious. But yes, happy Halloween! Even to Bob (because hopefully he does something goofy).I haven't been commenting much on Bob lately. I still read the thread but he's caught "Kamala Fever" so hard that he's become even more boring than he usually is.
That aside, Happy Halloween everyone!
Luckily for Bob, he never leaves his goon cave, so he won't have to deal with the horror of differing opinions from coworkers.
Media's reaction to Fuckwit in Biden's obvious mental deterioration since 1972:
According to Moviebob, stupid people shouldn't exist.
No. If the image above is you, you're an American. Because FUCK Joe Biden!
Problem is, Moviebob's neither smart nor self-aware enough to admit to being very, very stupid.
If Commie Harris loses, the American flag unfurls.
And Moviebob says that Conservatives/Trump voters can't take a joke. Sometimes, they--and even myself--wear those commetns as if they're a badge of honor.
So Misogynistbob can revel in these ladies getting abortions?[2024.10.31-09] Trump swears to protect women "from migrants coming in; I'm gonna protect them from foreign countries who wanna hit us with missiles" -- even though some women might enjoy migrant missiles coming in.
[31Oct#12] Here's an example of someone too dumb to vote:
...81,282,916...
...stupid people are protected.
Lisa Simpson's IQ is 159. Add Commie Harris' IQ, and the sum is guaranteed to fall several digits--maybe a comma or two--below zero.
Bob's so stupid he thinks Tim Walz, IN HIS 20s, was being James Bond, when it was just the Chicom Honeytrap being a honeytrap. Walz is too retarded to James Bond. What did he get out of it other than probably a lifetime of being blackmailed and certainly brainwashed?
That's not an organic look for Kamala. Someone scoured Simpsons Episodes and told her to wear that shit. They're trying to play on the "Simpsons Predicts The Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah" thing. Just because you're wearing the same shit Lisa was in the episode, doesn't mean you'll BECOME President Lisa Simpson and thus 'fulfil the prophecy'.
Bob: Oh no, now Musk is a filthy Believer
I think there's something in the water in bahwstahn, tbh.
Just goes to show the Far Left can't write or understand good writing anymore than they can meme, including Bob. I mean fuck, look at his book. "Witty" may make bad writing minimally more tolerable, but it's not a total panacea. Something can be "cohesive" and still be dogshit. It's just cohesive dogshit. Just because the progressive bullshit lines like "I do it [handle anger] INFINITELY BETTER THAN YOU [because muh oppression as female]" cause dopamine hits, doesn't mean it's good. Bob and his senpais are tricked into thinking progressive 'gotcha' lines to pwn the CHUDs is high art and culture, the epitome of good writing, when it's just hack job garbage designed to appeal to the wokest common denominator.
looks like dogshit? Looks like dogshit.
If Bob needs to take TWO showers a day, then he must be extraordinarily sweaty just from typing into his keyboard and is more grossly unhealthy and out-of-shape than any of us ever dreamed of. Probably also sloppy from spilling the rum he had for breakfast, or beer spilling on him.31Oct#32
This piece of news is 6 months old (A&N) yet Bobby still intermittently goes back to it.
Cool story bro.
I am sure he almost never meets his Theory co-workers but if he did they'd all agree with each other about how Whorris needs to deny oxygen to the wastelands wherein dwell the MAGAnaiseghoulen.Luckily for Bob, he never leaves his goon cave, so he won't have to deal with the horror of differing opinions from coworkers.
Happy Halloween, everyone. Regardless of the election results, I expect lots of milk from Bob in the coming days.
He doesn't need to, friendo. He just does because his mother makes him.If Bob needs to take TWO showers a day, then he must be extraordinarily sweaty just from typing into his keyboard and is more grossly unhealthy and out-of-shape than any of us ever dreamed of. Probably also sloppy from spilling the rum he had for breakfast, or beer spilling on him.
Jimmy Carter was incompetent at pretty much everything else. Why not incompetent at hostage rescuing too?Didn't the US also pull some shit in Iran like not allowing the hostages to be freed, so Reagan would win the political race and all that shit. As for Afghanistan, those guys themselves cannot keep their own shit straight and even when they made insane amounts of money form selling sheep's fur and dried up fruits/nuts to the allies during WW2.
You didn't wait long enough...and amazingly few lewds.
And some of the time he may even be sincere and it was a joke.Bob can and does happily retcon ALL OF IT into "It's just a joke, friendo!" when the occasion calls for it.
The problem is always that he's really bad at telling jokes.
Or even conveying any humor at all.
Bob can and does happily retcon ALL OF IT into "It's just a joke, friendo!" when the occasion calls for it.
The first, last, and only joke of Moviebob's that's genuinely funny:The problem is always that he's really bad at telling jokes.
It's even funnier when Moviebob's own output is utilized in anti-Moviebob material (source)...Bob is almost never intentionally funny, but as his Care Bears pitch, "a fairly small amount of food," and "THE FUTURE I EARNED" demonstrate he is frequently unintentionally gut busting hilarious.
I would love a fly on the wall docu series following him about. See what he just randomly comes out with. Have Louis Theroux do the series.Bob is almost never intentionally funny, but as his Care Bears pitch, "a fairly small amount of food," and "THE FUTURE I EARNED" demonstrate he is frequently unintentionally gut busting hilarious.
Bob's concept of humor is stuff bullies say, quippy bullshit from 80s buddy-cop movies, sit-coms, cartoons, and the MCU type humor dialogue.And some of the time he may even be sincere and it was a joke.
The problem is always that he's really bad at telling jokes.
Or even conveying any humor at all.
Yeah that's probably his biggest autism sign for me. That he's almost never funny when he intends to be (if anything, that's his worst cringe), but is hilarious when he's trying to be serious.Bob is almost never intentionally funny, but as his Care Bears pitch, "a fairly small amount of food," and "THE FUTURE I EARNED" demonstrate he is frequently unintentionally gut busting hilarious.
Once upon a time, people might've listened. Those times are past. You cried wolf for far too long.
"'We’ve heard so much about strikes,' he said, 'and about the dependence of the uncommon man upon the common. We’ve heard it shouted that the industrialist is a parasite, that his workers support him, create his wealth, make his luxury possible—and what would happen to him if they walked out? Very well. I propose to show to the world who depends on whom, who supports whom, who is the source of wealth, who makes whose livelihood possible and what happens to whom when who walks out.'"
You'd never get laid even in that world, Robert.
What an astounding coincidence.
Well, she was born in a middle-class family...Can anyone explain Whorris's "exact same message" to me apart from "I'll let women kill a lot of babies in the USA"?
Autogynephilia is real. We have entire threads discussing the people enslaved to that fetish.
I can't speak for Harvard, but I know rapists become trans to get into women's prisons.
This might sound strange to Bob, but gay men do not like pooners. Their rotdog is not a real penis, their bodies don't feel like a man's, and their mannerisms are decidedly feminine.
Here's the difference between Christianity and leftism. Both have a concept of an original sin, but only Christianity has the idea of "redemption." Only Christianity has the idea that you can change from your original sin and become better. People are realising that Leftism has no such concept- only purity spirals, struggle sessions, and the sludge lad that is Robert Chipman.
As cultural elites, these people should realize garbage bags as high fashion. This is from Comme des Garçons Spring 2022 collection (Comme des Garçons had an older garbage bag collection, but it was too old to be found on the net)