Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

Mola Ram · Nov 28, 2024

Kuritan Deplorable said:
He specifically mentions the IRS being gone would be of huge benefit to him, so I don't think he took on the mortgage obligation - or at least, that's not what broke him. Sounds like he may have taken on a tax obligation, seems like Mama Chipman may not have been filing. If you owe, the compounding interest on not paying it can be pretty brutal.

Is it possible Bob never paid taxes on any of his Patreon earnings, and it took the gubmint a few years to figure it out, and only recently he got hit with some massive tax bill? Could he be that stupid?

Ensok · Nov 28, 2024

Honestly it just makes Bob's complaint about where "his" taxes go even more annoying. He's certainly not subsidizing anybody. And for all he knows some of his patreon money is coming from fans in red states.

Samuel Fuller · Nov 28, 2024

Ensok said:
Honestly it just makes Bob's complaint about where "his" taxes go even more annoying. He's certainly not subsidizing anybody. And for all he knows some of his patreon money is coming from fans in red states.

If that were true and he found out, I could see him cancelling his Patreon as fast as his fat fingers could type!

Chunky Salsa · Nov 28, 2024

I think that Bob is fat, and I wish that he would lose weight, because being fat is gross.

Samuel Fuller · Nov 28, 2024

Chunky Salsa said:
I think that Bob is fat, and I wish that he would lose weight, because being fat is gross.

Unfortunately, Bob is also what is clinically know as "stupid", which makes him unaware of how fat, gross and ugly he is, and makes him feel that he does not need to change in any way, because any shortcomings of his are actually someone else's problem.

Mac Monster · Nov 28, 2024

Positron said:
28Nov#18b
Bobby takes issue at Film Twitter "overhyping" Villeneuve, yet sees no problem with his even more outrageous overhyping of James Gunn.

Bob really likes using James Gunn as a substitute for God, but no matter how much he sucks his dick, the rich Hollywood pedophile will never acknowledge his existence.

Godzilla@1989 · Nov 28, 2024

Bob probably took the turkey away from his brother and ate it all.

LaughJoke2.0 · Nov 28, 2024

Hope all of the American Bob haters had a great Thanksgiving and remember no matter what you can always be thankful you're not a Chipman.

Koby_Fish · Nov 28, 2024

King Dead said:
I'd like to note Bob's phrasing here: "I'm just lil' ol' me at my own channel right now." Trouble in Theorist paradise, perhaps? Have they finally realized he provides nothing of value and kicked him to the curb? A man can dream.

nah, I think he is doing the self-deprecation route to make himself seem more pitiful so maybe the Blueskys will take pity on him and make him into a starter pack ingredient.

King Dead said:
So no, I think console gaming was fine then with or without Nintendo, and it's fine now. The idea that Sony would have just given up making consoles if Nintendo were gone is preposterous as well, lest that retard forget how much of a phenomenon the PS1 and 2 were. Why would they kill off a golden goose solely because their rival stopped? Fucking business genius over here.

I think that's a side-effect of Bob's philosophy regarding spite. Bob thinks Sony started making consoles to spite Nintendo and ONLY to spite Nintendo, therefore according to Bob Blue Curtains Logic, if Nintendo went under and stopped making consoles, therefore so would Sony, because then the spite motivator isn't there.

Which yeah, completely fucking retarded and illogical reasoning. But that's just typical Bob.

King Dead said:
Brick by Brick doesn't count either, that's just you blathering about a video game and your failures in life. Hell, going by this author's timeline, you're eight years behind schedule since you've yet to sell a single one. Tick tock, Bobby.

Brick By Brick and his Care Bears but also Paradise Lost 'pitch' both show that Bob can't write worth a darn.

Positron said:
28Nov#11

Liberalism is a disease; let's hope the daughters grow out of it.

his first mistake was letting them live in Oregon. Or living in Oregon himself if that's where they all grew up and stayed.

Positron said:
28Nov#19

I'm starting to think that Bob isn't just a booze-hound, he may also be a cokehead as well. Cuz ya know, all the great movie writers and directors DID LOTS AND LOTS OF DRUGS (and maybe some of the actors too) and Bob would only understand Hollywood through snorting Los Angeles Snow. Would explain why he just can't get ahead in life and why he's still so fucking stupid and has ridiculously bad judgment. Cocaine completely and permanently fucks a person's ability to make good decisions. And, like Booze, it's fucking expensive.

Imposteroak said:
I think she is just charging him rent, and this mental gymnastics to get around that he had to move back in with his mom.

Or she's charging him rent to help pay the idiotic second mortgage she took out to help out Lesser Bro (and possibly help finance Greater Sister's destination wedding in mehico).

Sexy Senior Citizen said:
This is probably the biggest mystery about Robert. What did he do to get saddled with huge amounts of debt? Did he try shorting Tesla? Did he gamble on crypto and lose? Did his rum breakfasts and small amount of McDonald's finally catch up with him? Is paying the mortgage a condition of living with Ma Chipman?

The mind boggles!

Back around coof-time Bob was vaguebragging about getting a studio and the intention I suppose was to have somewhere proper to make videos/films there. He must have put a deposit on something that fell through and he didn't get his deposit back, and probably borrowed a fuckton to finance said deposit. Or he borrowed money to acquire said "studio" but since he couldn't use it to do anything Because Coof, he couldn't afford the payments and he defaulted. Since Drumpf was prez when Coof happened, Bob blamed drumpf for it (ridiculous!) and thus blames Drumpf for not locking down properly so that somehow his investment/deal fell through. If only "proper lockdowns" had been instituted, then somehow Bob's investment/studio buy could have been saved! [/sarcasm]

Then of course his landlady got fucking sick of his shenanigans (probably got plenty of complaints from the Complete Asshole Strangers upstairs who probably aren't even as big of assholes as Bob) and told him get the fuck out cuz she's selling, Bob gets the fuck out, and she ends up renting it to actual decent human beings instead of selling. So he has to go home to Ma, cap in hand, asking can he please move back into his old bedroom cuz that fucking bitch in Revere tricked him out of his Flooding Basement Hovel, and now he's got nowhere to live. And Ma Chipman was probably, "alright but you need to pay rent, no freeloading around here, me bucko." and Bob was probably like "Ok ma."

Revelator said:
I think when it comes to the question of "Why is Bob broke?" it's just money management. Small amounts of McDonalds add up over time, and if you add the Uber Eats charges it adds up even faster. If Bob started taking out loans for his fast food cravings, he was already sunk. The guy needs gainful employment, but the only job he's qualified for is untrained labor, which is not for a Superior Thinker like him.

I'd personally love to see him get into an apprenticeship program, simply because we all know those old Master tradies would have a field day with Bob the Apprentice.

Bob recently pooh-poohed the concept of using Uber-eats/Doordash/whatever himself. Why friendo, he actually leaves the house and goes out to a restaurant to eat! That shit ain't cheap either! Especially not Hahvahd Watering Hole/Discount Dave & Busters. If Bob had any brains or cooking skills he could have a meal that's cheaper if he made it himself, even if it was fucking mountain dew chicken, than if he went to any restaurant. But then of course, that's where he rarely makes his own plate, either.

Positron · Nov 28, 2024

More Vegas pictures.

Back at home

He's so concentrated on the bird to notice some hobo has entered their house.

Censorship mine obviously.

Mr Processor · Nov 28, 2024

Koby_Fish said:
I think that's a side-effect of Bob's philosophy regarding spite. Bob thinks Sony started making consoles to spite Nintendo and ONLY to spite Nintendo, therefore according to Bob Blue Curtains Logic, if Nintendo went under and stopped making consoles, therefore so would Sony, because then the spite motivator isn't there.

The whole Nintendo/Sony thing was basically a contractual problem over the Nintendo "playstation" or whatever they were going to end up calling it. Nintendo thought the contract Sony wanted was going to give them too much power in the arrangement and decided to back out. Sony, at that point, had learned enough about videogames to make their own console. They also lured a lot of the Japanese 3rd parties that made Nintendo so strong in the console market. None of this was done out of spite, it was done because videogames are a profit making enterprise. Arguable Sony got in at just the right time when videogames were about to blow up as an entertainment form. In fact, I expect that smart people at Sony realized that was going to happen and believed they needed to get into that business.

Bob saying the Wii saved console gaming from itself is nonsensical. The Wii was a Hail Mary play by Nintendo to use a Blue Ocean strategy, and basically figure out which market the other two weren't targeting and make a play for it. I'm not a fan of the Wii, but I am a fan of Nintendo's business strategy there. It just mostly wasn't a good platform for the types of games I like except for House of the Dead. Bob obviously hates anyone who would dare compete with Nintendo (far more than Nintendo itself does, which is why people can play Sonic games on the Switch.)

Sexy Peach Emoji · Nov 29, 2024

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None of these photos needed to be shared on the internet. The banality of the chippa's life aside, who the fuck wears a hat like that in thier own house and at the dinner table?

Mr Processor · Nov 29, 2024

Sexy Peach Emoji said:
None of these photos needed to be shared on the internet. The banality of the chippa's life aside, who the fuck wears a hat like that in thier own house and at the dinner table?

Bob may not realize this because of the pictures he himself has shared, but if I were Bob I'd be mad that this picture was on the public Internet (or frankly that it exists at all). Bob seems to be both vain and oblivious enough to share bad pictures of himself, so maybe he doesn't mind.

Sexy Peach Emoji · Nov 29, 2024

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Bob may not realize this because of the pictures he himself has shared, but if I were Bob I'd be mad that this picture was on the public Internet (or frankly that it exists at all). Bob seems to be both vain and oblivious enough to share bad pictures of himself, so maybe he doesn't mind.

Is that a denim trench coat?

The tired cat · Nov 29, 2024

Mr Processor said:
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Bob may not realize this because of the pictures he himself has shared, but if I were Bob I'd be mad that this picture was on the public Internet (or frankly that it exists at all). Bob seems to be both vain and oblivious enough to share bad pictures of himself, so maybe he doesn't mind.

Nothing says example of "superior futah Ubermensch" while dressed in something made for really fat people, with an expression that reads "Bobo want food nao!"

Koby_Fish · Nov 29, 2024

Sexy Peach Emoji said:
Is that a denim trench coat?

that or denim house-coat/bathrobe. ewwww

ChampFantana · Nov 29, 2024

Positron said:

Damn Bob, save some pussy for the rest of us.

Jokes aside, I don't know WHY MovieTardPig is dressed like a homeless bag lady, but damned if it ain't HILARIOUS!! Talk about an utterly repulsive couple of mongoloid imbeciles. (There's a VERY good reason that Tha Chippa had to settle for a 1.5 like Sarah.)

Chapalapachapa · Nov 29, 2024

Koby_Fish said:
I'm starting to think that Bob isn't just a booze-hound, he may also be a cokehead as well. Cuz ya know, all the great movie writers and directors DID LOTS AND LOTS OF DRUGS (and maybe some of the actors too) and Bob would only understand Hollywood through snorting Los Angeles Snow. Would explain why he just can't get ahead in life and why he's still so fucking stupid and has ridiculously bad judgment.

nah, bob is a fucking mentally handicaped loser and it brings me joy how miserable he looks in every single picture.
also why is that every picture that faggot the chippa makes his family looks like the hicks from texas chainsaw massacre lmao.
also that turkey is raw and that kitchen is reaching simply sara levels of clutter
look out ladies of bawstawn the bob is loose

TowinKarz · Nov 29, 2024

Koby_Fish said:
I'm starting to think that Bob isn't just a booze-hound, he may also be a cokehead as well.

I refuse to believe that he could FIND coke even if his "career" depended on it.

Not that there's nobody dealing in a proper blue city like his.

I just think he's too inept to score any. He's right in the nether-realm where drug usage isn't really possible. Too successful to fall in with the junkies, but, not successful enough to send an "associate" to pick it up for his next party. He'd have to either get a lot richer or go homeless to actually make it happen.

But I do agree he probably aspires to use a "reasonable amount of cocaine for a typical creative person" someday.

Koby_Fish said:
Back around coof-time Bob was vaguebragging about getting a studio and the intention I suppose was to have somewhere proper to make videos/films there. He must have put a deposit on something that fell through and he didn't get his deposit back, and probably borrowed a fuckton to finance said deposit. Or he borrowed money to acquire said "studio" but since he couldn't use it to do anything Because Coof, he couldn't afford the payments and he defaulted. Since Drumpf was prez when Coof happened, Bob blamed drumpf for it (ridiculous!) and thus blames Drumpf for not locking down properly so that somehow his investment/deal fell through. If only "proper lockdowns" had been instituted, then somehow Bob's investment/studio buy could have been saved!

Oooh, I like that one too....

It may or may not be the reason he's in debt "up to his eyeballs" but, it's so on-brand I have a hard time thinking of a reason why it couldn't be true.

Positron · Nov 29, 2024

29Nov#01
Mental illness at Thanksgiving.

29Nov#02

29Nov#03

Who fucking cares.

29Nov#04

As Musk would say: intriguing.

29Nov#05

Vance posted this picture himself. But why is Polly Sigh so queerphobic?

29Nov#06

If I dreamed I would have dreamed such headline as "America Cheers At Mass Execution of Journalists".

29Nov#07

29Nov#08
Some wag joins the other wags in dissecting Whorris's failed campaign.

Disco is fondly remembered 40 years on. Woke will be forgotten if not actively despised.

Music break and Happy Thanksgiving!

29Nov#09

29Nov#10

Nonsense.

29Nov#11

Please tell me America hasn't always been "one cache of rich guys get to manage the other rich guys". And I'd expect Bobby to weep with joy at a State-owned economy, just as he applauds at State-owned indoctrination machine.

29Nov#12
Speaking of rich guy / gals.