Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

07Dec#17
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I quote, "Kids, Uncle Bob doesn't just do the sunk-cost fallacy; here we do the sunk-a-whole-league-of-decommissioned-warship-to-recreate-the-Great-Barrier-Reef fallacy".
Only listened to the first two minutes. He basically complains that he, and people like him apparently, is just doing reviews in between his projects he actually cares about but take longer, which would be This Movie Exists, but he also talks about a job that pays in a more regular fashion. Could be Theorist, but they seem to pick and choose when they invite Bob to contribute some half-assed bullshit. I guess he finally got a real job... but refuses to let go of being Moviebob, despite having completely failed by now.
on the other hand, while Sara went full Sunk Cost Fallacy on Chippa, no woman will ever go full Sunk Cost Fallacy on Bob.
Sarah has kids with him, and he's willing to let her stay home and do nothing, going by how filthy the house is in the photos we saw. Bob on the other hand can't even support himself, let alone someone else.
Oh ho ho, the plot thickens.

How much do you wanna bet Bobbo wasn't reporting his Patreon income for years, and he finally ran afoul of the taxman? There was a trend for a while there of people reporting OnlyFans whores to the IRS for shits and gigs; in that vein, did someone decide to drop them a line about Bobby as well? Or was he just unlucky enough to end up in their crosshairs? Either way, eat shit, fatass. Taxation may be theft, but I'm going to laugh at your poor financial decisions anyway. After all, it's funny when bad things happen to bad people, right?
From what he says, I think he's just one of those idiots, like Linkara, who never set aside any money for taxes and takes a bath every year. Back on Escapist, when he earned over three grand a month plus whatever they paid him for two or three videos a week, he could just have a lean month when it came time to pay up. Now he still refuses to save, and it's just piling up.

Actually, it'd funny if it he only owed a grand or so, but was spending too much money on overpriced beer and onlyfans to pay the government back.
What's is this lardass talking about. If you are a good content creator and your material is good you will build public interest on your shit no matter the topic or when you release it. Oh...
He believes he is not just good, he's an amazing content creator and his material is exceptional. But his opinion doesn't matter, no matter how much he screams otherwise.
 
Bob's brain has been completely rotted by bad movies. Just because the killer rode away on a bike, it certainly doesn't mean that's his whole get-away plan. It's not like the guy they're looking for is still riding away on a bike, you fat moron.

Probably thinks that the guy biked to that one alley behind that one building where that floating "COP BRIBE" powerup is located and instantly lost all his "wanted" level.

You can't fix stupid, but nearly 75,000,000 people from 20 states (plus DC) awarded it 226 electoral votes anyway...
Movie bob actually believes this [/South Park]

He honestly thinks that even across 75 million iterations? Be it factual knowledge? Technical knowledge? History? Economics? Whatever? He would beat every singe one of those voters in a head-to-head intelligence test. And it wouldn't even be close.

Think about that.

Because Bob certainly hasn't.
 
While I would never drink unpasteurized milk, I understand the uses of it. Repealing the ban would open up new avenues for revenue for European cheese makers.
Josh would be happy. That's for sure lol. Though I don't think Bob thinks about cheese further than what goes on his burger.
 
Reminder that this lard ass honestly still thinks that a Hillary Clinton presidency would have led to a Star Trek-like future.
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Reminder that this lard ass honestly still thinks that a Hillary Clinton presidency would have led to a Star Trek-like future.
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I'm a singularityfag and I spent idk half a decade posting futurology shit on A&H but I've never seen anyone harbor the delusion that we would be on spaceships by 2019. If any future historians are reading this post, keep this in mind:

IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN BETTER. THIS IS THE BEST IT COULD HAVE GOTTEN UNDER EVERY POSSIBLE ALTERNATIVE.
 
Sarah has kids with him, and he's willing to let her stay home and do nothing, going by how filthy the house is in the photos we saw. Bob on the other hand can't even support himself, let alone someone else.
to be fair, playing tard wrangler/chasing after sped kids is kind of a fulltime job, so I'm not surprised if both chipspawn are tearing through the house like tornadoes, immediately undoing any cleanup that happens. I have a feeling the house would look a lot worse if Sara did precisely fuck-all in terms of cleaning.
 
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Bob, you've been wanting the government to do a lot of expensive stuff. You need to contribute your fair share, Bob!

The irony is that Republicans probably would lower taxes, given the chance. Though perhaps not on people like you, Bob. Even if they did, it wouldn't erase the back taxes you owe.

Blaming Trump for his "career" going pear-shaped. Of course. Has Bob ever taken responsibility for what are obviously his own fuckups? He even tried to blame Lindsay Ellis for "borderline gaslighting" him into thinking they were buddies. I do remember him acknowledging that the diabeetus was his own fault, but I'm sure he had no choice when it came to that.

Still. He can't really pay off his tax bill in a timely fashion? Is there a Tax Cheat MovieBob Prison Saga incoming?
 
Blaming Trump for his "career" going pear-shaped. Of course. Has Bob ever taken responsibility for what are obviously his own fuckups? He even tried to blame Lindsay Ellis for "borderline gaslighting" him into thinking they were buddies. I do remember him acknowledging that the diabeetus was his own fault, but I'm sure he had no choice when it came to that.

Still. He can't really pay off his tax bill in a timely fashion? Is there a Tax Cheat MovieBob Prison Saga incoming?
Obviously, in a time when large amounts of people were staying home, there's no way a person whose selfstyled job it is to offer criticism and reviews of entertainment could prosper.
Nope, it's all Trump's fault Robert couldn't capitalize on an opportunity.
 
Obviously, in a time when large amounts of people were staying home, there's no way a person whose selfstyled job it is to offer criticism and reviews of entertainment could prosper.
Nope, it's all Trump's fault Robert couldn't capitalize on an opportunity.
Bob has had a few shots at the big time, where he then fell flat on his face. If he were merely incompetent but a nice person, I might feel pity for him. Imagine being the movie critic on a TV show, even if it was only local. Imagine getting a video program on the Escapist in the early days. Imagine your angry review of Pixels drawing attention. Then imagine falling flat on your ass and failing completely. Every time something lucky has inexplicably dropped in his lap, he has managed to ruin it through his own incompetence. At no point, through this career, has he ever behaved as a decent person. Bob's incompetence brought him low, but his horrible personality is why he deserves it.
 
Bob's incompetence brought him low, but his horrible personality is why he deserves it.

His personality is inextricably interwoven with his incompetence. An enormous part of his obnoxiousness is his unwarranted sense of superiority -- he seems to sincerely believe he's a genius, vast in both knowledge and skills, and therefore has no reason to improve or put real work into his videos or criticism. He really thinks he's so massively insightful that all he need do is bloviate into a microphone for ten minutes and it'll be so brilliant that everyone's socks will be knocked off. This is part and parcel with believing that he's smarter than most of those filthy Believing mayoghoulen. A little humility would go a long way, but I can't imagine him ever developing any.
 
A little humility would go a long way, but I can't imagine him ever developing any.
Humility requires admitting the ability to be at fault, to do less than perfect. Bobs so charged with targeted hate that his entire worldview would implode if he took any sort of responsiblity for anything around him, rather than blaming it on his perceived enemies.

I mean, for fucks sake, he blames Trump for his business going to shit? Really, Bob, you blame Trump for presiding over what was a widespread period of public interest in small media reviewers, somehow making you fail? Even if we accept some roundabout arguing that Trump single handedly induced the fight against Wokeness in media and the associated commentary space, that space still Printed Fucking Money for both sides of the argument. Accepting that premise means that Trump made the media review space profitable for small players again in a way it hadn't been for decades. Because really, who actually cared all that much about movie review politics pre-2016 or so? They existed, but they weren't a battleground or concerning thing, it was rare to think "I better watch all the reviews from the critics I agree with to make sure that its not [subject]", a movie review was a movie review, and outside of arthouse film festival shit, you could read most any and get an idea of whether something was good or not.

Bob was active and frankly more engaged than ever in the culture war at the exact time that being so was a hugely profitable venture for everyone in his preferred field of work. And yet, he managed to fucking squander that, getting absolutely nowhere with it. As the conversations around modern media became more relevant, he chose that time to start focusing more of his production on the "In Bob We Trust" shit rather than focusing on the media. By the time Trump left office, the content cadence and quantity of media content was immense among his supposed competitors, with people regularly producing reviews for entire episodes of individual shows. He responded to this audience desire for fresher content, produced in more timely manners, by shoving his thumb up his ass and 'remastering' old reviews that are all but irrelevant. The entire time, he failed to update how he produced content, both stylistically and technologically, to recent terminal effects as it finally starts shitting the bed.

Anyone could sit down for 15 minutes, thinking about their career and come to most of the same conclusions and realize they need to change how they're working. And you really, really should, its super important to self reflect and not lock yourself into an endless grind when you're doing any sort of work, self employed or not. The fact Bob has not done so, across adpocalypses and patreon scares and video takedowns, for a decade now, speaks volumes to his thought process or lack thereof.

Bob really, genuinely seems to believe that just doing something should guarantee success, that because he has chosen to make his life dependent on this and has declared himself to be good at this, that he should be at the top of the pile, eventually, because it'll be his turn. He turns his nose up to actively ignore the work everyone else puts in, because its easier to just scoff at someone like the critical drinker than it is to realize that it takes quite a bit of effort and time management to produce content at the quality and quantity he does, in the timelines he delivers it in, while also fitting in the social networking he does. Its easier for Bob to just lazily remaster something, say thats work for the day, and go back to rotting in his mothers basement, passing another day closer to when he gets what he is so obviously owed. Any day now, he'll get it. Any day now...

One cannot be humble when they're willfully blind.
 
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