It always amazes me how Blob has been doing this for decades and has never bothered to learn even the bare minimum of PC troubleshooting. Real "Thinker" stuff there. And good lord the sycophants, "I'll give you money for a bespoke review" and "I have an old PC that I built for one game and then upgraded later to run more Bethesda slop". No wonder these people still watch him, they're sub-mentals.
and he'd rather spend money on rum
with for breakfast and beer for lunch than save it for a rainy day. Even forgoing the (Canadian) cost of a 24 pack of beer a MONTH would be enough to save to get a new PC eventually.
"Hey Bob, I'm getting ready to go to PC Heaven (well, given I'm your computer probably PC Hell), you really need to be getting ready to replace me"
No no Bob's PC doesn't deserve to suffer just because its owner was Bob Chipman. It deserves to go to PC Heaven for putting up with all Bob's shit.
and Bob keeps doing... nothing. This is his business that's in jeopardy here, pitiful though it be. He could probably write his new computer off on his taxes.
Bob Chipman is living proof that poverty is a mindset before it becomes a reality. His terrible spending habits are what did him in. Either Ma and Pa Chipman tried - and failed - to teach little Bobby to save for a rainy day and Bob just ignored them, or they never tried and passed their own dogshit lifestyle/spending habits down to him. Which is why Ma Chipman needs help with a mortgage that should have been paid off decades ago but was probably Second or Third Mortgaged to pay for Lesser Bro's renos and Greater Sister's Destination Wedding and Bob's rent on Flooding Basement Hovel.
a 44 year old draggin is old busted pc because he his too poor-retarded to have something new. SUPERIOR FUTURE MAN EVERYONE
hell, I'm probably ackshually more poor than Bob by monetary standards, and I STILL manage to save enough to get a new PC every 5 or so years. But then again I don't spend on retarded things like eating out every other day or drinking myself to death.
Come on, Blob, you can't ask the Chippa for 200 bucks?
are you kidding? Chippa's still paying off his 6-figure renos and completely unnecessary SmartFridge when a regular fridge costing a third of that would have sufficed. For all his superiority to Bob, he has the same retarded spending habits.
This idiot is in debt and owes money to the irs despite having almost no overhead except whatever his mom charges him in rent.
Don't forget the copious alcohol consumption and eating out WAY too often for someone of his means.
Or at least a rainy day slush fund. Anyone self employed should have a little bit of business money tucked away for tax purposes, legal filing purposes (Administration, not lawsuits) and other incidentals that its easy for a single individual to get surprised by. Your primary work equipment dying is a perfectly valid excuse to dip into it, better to have a computer and revenue stream and put off a tax filing, than to have no computer and pay to file empty taxes.
I'm guessing Bob's either gonna e-beg a bit then go on a fun little expert computer guy arc where he builds a frankenrig of bad part combos based on number go up and attacks people who criticize it, or he's gonna get given someone`s second hand $400 two years ago HP craptop, which honestly is probably fine for his use case.
Bob's too stupid to save money because he has a poverty mindset. His dad was an alcoholic and had pickled sperm (and Mama Chipman pickled eggs) and together they pickled at least 2 out of 3 feti to the point that neither of them can make sound fiscal decisions. Plus, didn't Bob brag about trying Cocaine, because after all, that's what the Big Shot Movie Producers/Directors/Writers do to get such GREAT ideas? If Bob has a lingering Coke habit, it would explain much about his bad spending habits AND his overall debt.
