Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

04May#02
Here is one piece of evidence that suggests Bobby's weight loss is not exactly healthy.
it also shows Bob is too stupid or too drunk to figure out he should probably lie down on his bed before it gets to that point. Like I said, this stupid porkfuck never stopped fucking drinking. I wonder how many beers or breakfasts of rum deep he is before he passes the fuck out. I know when I get the sensation that my brain has 'stopped working', it's time to fucking lie the fuck down and let the feeling pass, as a sort of "Have you tried turning it [your brain] off and on again" thing.
 
04May#01
For the first time in his life, Bobby experiences "fear of success". In other words, he is making excuses for being lazier than normal.
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"Bottomless drive" would have resulted in you accomplishing something besides a bunch of worthless videos that have been long forgotten except by trolls, Bob.

It's a funny lie because one of his pity parties after Escapist fired him the first time was that unless he's getting a steady pay check, he has no motivation to stick to a schedule for his videos, which is what fucked his channel the first time around when he was at his peak. And he was whining about having no drive to make his film career happen last year.

He really does have goldfish memory.

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I know your pic montage is about Bob's weight journey but I can't help but feel it's not a coincidence that there's a pic of what I can only assume is his brother's kid in a Pikachu outfit for Halloween and another pic where he's holding up a giant Pikachu plushie.

As much as a bastard as Bob is I'm going to assume the best and imagine his brother's kid is really into Pikachu and Bob is being the cool uncle and buying a big Pikachu toy for them.

Bob losing weight and delighting his nephews/nieces with Pikachu toys is the type of wholesome positive real life experiences Bob should be filling his life with. It's a shame most of his life is spent on twitter wishing genocide on the evil red states.
Oh I believe it, the few times we saw a genuine, happy smile on Bob's face in old photos was when he was with his niece, and he does seem to love the kids. He even tried to get into Minecraft because they're into it.

I don't think he'd be a good father, but I think he's a good fun uncle.
 
05May#01
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05May#02
When will these morons stop being obsessed with dolls?
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05May#03
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Let's hope Temu's cessation of shipping to USA kills off the fashion influenza industry.

05May#04a
Trump introduces another tariff in order to save Hollywood. Liberals, paradoxically, are less than thrilled.
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05May#04b
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05May#04c
Bobby thinks Trump is hurting his voter base by making anime more expensive.
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05May#05
Trump wants to rebuild Alcatraz (A&N). Bobby thinks he is still talking about Hollywood.
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05May#06
Cohen cope
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05May#07
Trump does so many things in any given day that I don't know what does this person means by "today alone".
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05May#08
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Is Trump wrong? If the Democrats don't want to be typecast as "low IQ", they should stop promoting low-IQ female specimens of color into high places. And if Jamelle is certain that Trump is reserving jobs for his kind, why is he so upset?

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05May#09
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I notice AOC wasn't present outside Berkshire's shareholders meeting yelling that Warren Buffet should not exist. Still, I must agree with AOC that teachers should not be selling their own blood: instead we should strictly outlaw remunerative blood collection. It provides a perverse incentive and attracts people whose blood are the most infectious.

05May#10
Bobby and co. cannot believe that the likes of Andrew Tate are not responsible for young men not buying feminist crap.
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05May#12
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Tom of Finland. Noah Berlatsky. I'm not touching that with a hazmat suit. Yeah, remember Bobby claims he has a problem with pedophiles?

05May#13
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05May#15
There is no such thing as Bad Tactics, but AI-generated art is a bridge too far.
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05May#20
Not only has Luke ruined your childhood, he is set to ruin your adulthood too.
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Is that a troon? And why isn't Pizzafuck cosplaying Jabba?

05May#21
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05May#24
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As much as a bastard as Bob is I'm going to assume the best and imagine his brother's kid is really into Pikachu and Bob is being the cool uncle and buying a big Pikachu toy for them.
Yea, I'd give Bob the benefit of the doubt here. Its one of the places where his rampant immaturity and emotionally driven short sighted behavior works out well. He's not thinking about if the kid should get that, or if they need it, or if its financially responsible for him to do so, he's just seeing a think kid might like and wants the good feels for getting it for him. Happy children makes everyone feel good.
 
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As much as a bastard as Bob is I'm going to assume the best and imagine his brother's kid is really into Pikachu and Bob is being the cool uncle and buying a big Pikachu toy for them.
He said he didn't buy it (03May#01).
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I was gonna make a joke about Bob and his fellow consoomers hyping up one of the worst and litigious game companies around because it gave them literally slop that reminds them of the literal slop they consoomed as brain dead children but I'm just so tired of the fucking nostalgia. I get that it's a jab that Nintardo gave them a shitty movie tie in Gameboy game instead of a "real" gameboy game but it's just so fucking tiring that THIS is the shit they complain about while believing they live in fascist tyranny that wants them and their beloved dick snippers dead. I'd say that they all live pretty sheltered lives but Bob would full throat, belly laugh in my face and I wouldn't be able to hear it for some reason.
 
"Oversaturating a brand to pump up streaming subs makes a brand less long-term viable"

Oh so in other words "superhero fatigue"? That thing Bob insisted over and over again doesn't exist? He's basically just using a lot of extra words to describe what people instantly understood years ago when they used the phrase "superhero fatigue". People are comfortable keeping up with the MCU when it's 2 to 3 movies a year. When you extend that out to also include a bunch of television series that's a giant increase in the time investment needed to keep up to date with the MCU.

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One of the few new MCU movies I ended up watching by chance happened to be Dr Strange and the Multiverse of Madness. The film acted as if under the assumption I had watched WandaVision and knew all the plot points for that. I don't care about Wanda I'm trying to watch a Dr Strange movie but it's like I was watching a stealth Wanda movie that was urging me to get a Disney+ subscription to watch her show.

He said he didn't buy it (03May#01).
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"No Bob didn't actually buy the Pikachu toy for his autistic nephew."
I feel like that Louis CK meme for ever having hope Bob actually did something nice for once.
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So why didn't Whorris or Tampon Tim demand a recount? Can we even trust a president who refuses to defend her right?
translation: They took too many deceased voters off the rolls.


"(T)here's nothing wrong with YOU; in fact you indulging your immediate gratifying instinct is the natural order and everyone who punished you for it is a cruel conspiracy" represents the belief of another group of men, and that group of men are as far away as the typical Tate audience as can be.
Grounding?! Grounding doesn't fucking work. He needed a series of spankings. The Board of Education applied to the Seat of Understanding. ™️ No wonder. His parents were soft-touch as hell.


I don't recall EclecticTastes ever brings anything of value to any discussion.
LickTheElectricSocketToSeeHowItTastes is even stupider than Bob, were such a thing possible.


04May#18a
Bobby took notice of the piece of news about Kevin Feige I mentioned above. Bobby changes his tone in a most bizarre way:
  1. Now Feige is a genius because he hoodwinks fans into believing that he listened when he in fact didn't.
  2. The fuck up post-Endgame is deliberate: because Feign must burn the phoenix into ashes so it can be reborn!
  3. Not only is "superhero fatigue" real, MCU and Feige knows that it is real for a long time: Thunderbolts is about superhero fatigue!
  4. Bobby is the ideal critic because he knows how things are made.
Bob reading the blue curtains again. Must be a day ending in Y. Most of Bob's allegedly "brilliant" analysis is Blue Curtainisms.

No matter what you think of Rowling, not reading Harry Potter is a good thing -- although I cannot vouch for the quality of the books these people recommend.
I saw the Harry Potter movies first. Then I read the books to see what I missed out on. The books are not particularly well-written although they are interesting. Because of JKR's TERF status, it's amusing that people on the Left are now co-opting "PLEASE, for the Love of God, READ ANY OTHER BOOK/WATCH ANY OTHER MOVIE".

I never read the Animorphs books but I did see the TV show. It wasn't great. But still preferable to modern-day Marvel slop.

The Mystic Knights of Tir-na-nog was a paint-by-numbers Saban property that wasn't even as interesting as Power Rangers. It was cancelled due to Power Rangers In Space having huge viewership numbers, so they sunk all their energy into that and one of the Digimon english dubs.
Bob does lie a lot, but he almost always lies to make himself look good, not bad (see the aforementioned cookout tweet above). Thus, I'm inclined to believe this is true, if only because there would be no point in lying about it in such a fashion. If he were trying to paint a rosier picture of himself, he would simply state that he was almost in a documentary but plans fell through and leave it at that. The fact that he explicitly states that he was shitcanned from it leads me to believe he's seething about something that actually happened.

And he still wonders to this day why he has such a bad reputation. It can't always be those dang dirty trolls, Bobbo.
I think he is at best prevaricating on the probable reason for his departure. As an autistic Narcissist, he absolutely abhors looking bad. So, he's come up with something that makes it sound like he's the victim of a conspiracy against him - not that he did anything wrong. Narcissists will often paint the narrative in a light that if it can't make them look good, they will at least make them look like the wronged party from a nebulous conspiracy of anonymous haters, but he wouldn't go as far as to paint said haters as "MAGA CHUDs" because if he did, the person or persons would immediately come out of the woodwork and lambaste him. As it is, the senpais and troonpais come out of the woodwork to comfort Bob, which they always do. This is his goal. Pity points.

I generally don't have a problem with public broadcasting, but it's been clear for decades that they've become mouthpieces for smug liberal propaganda that I'd rather not pay for. If libs want to save them, then surely they'll be fine with giving out of their own wallets instead of forcing people who don't care to watch or listen to them at all to subsidize people who hate them, right? Rev up those pledge drives! You'll even get a free tote bag if you donate enough!
Sesame Street especially is huge, with merchandizing up the wazoo. They make enough money on merch to stand on their own two feet without government gibs me dat.

First off, I don't think anyone besides people with their heads way up their own asses like Bob and that other guy up there thinks that Thunderbolts has anything meta to say about the MCU. It's another by the numbers capeshit movie that nobody asked for and has nothing to write home about. Bob is so damn desperate for his slop to have some kind of meaning so he can feel like he's not wasting his life.
Their heads are so far up their asses they're finding blue curtains up there to read.

I mean, seriously, does Bob actually think that it makes sense in any way for Marvel to put out one bad movie and TV show after another intentionally? Does he not realize that studios would actually prefer to keep making money hand over fist? Is he so retarded that he truly believes that Feige knew everything was going to flop after Endgame and he'd somehow use that to build up interest to a triumphant return?
Bob denies a media is bad if it gives him dopamine hits.

The only reason these people are telling you to read Animorphs is because the author, K.A. Applegate, is a female whose son trooned out. That and they see transgender allegories in the series. When all this J.K. Rowling shit got started six years ago all the butthurt Harry Potter fanboys suddenly wanted the anti-Rowling to prop up as their new icon. This is who they settled for and the mindless talking heads of the left have been regurgitating her name since.

Animorphs is not a good book series. People remember it more for its covers than the actually books themselves. I enjoyed reading them when I was younger, but they aren't high quality stories by any means. They are a prime example of something trying to pass itself off as being more deep and meaningful than it actually is. It tries to portray itself as telling a dark and violent story about war when it actually is very cartoonish. Applegate also had a giant spergout when fans criticized her for the ending, which was completely rushed and purposefully depressing because according to Applegate people can't be happy in real life.

It is also worth pointing out that Applegate didn't even write her books, as close to a majority of the series was ghostwritten alongside her other two Scholastic book series that she was publishing at the time.
oh boy, this explains a fuckton. This reminds me of the voice actor (Cathy Weseluck) of the Cybersix main character (Cybersix/Adrian Seidelman) reading some mad blue curtains, claiming that her character was a troon and that there were trans allegories in the show. It was really no more complicated than a genetically/bionically-enhanced woman pretending to be a man, going to the lengths to steal the identity of a boy that died in a car crash, to hide from a literal nazi supervillain that she escaped from.
I don't think he'd be a good father, but I think he's a good fun uncle.
yeah, right up to where he starts brainwashing the kids into The Cult of the Blue Curtains and Vote Blue No Matter Who.


05May#02
When will these morons stop being obsessed with dolls?
"But look, it's the NEW Malibu Stacey!"
"It's not new, it just has a new hat!"
"NEW HAT!!!!"


It's like Bob learned fucking nothing from The Simpsons.

I notice AOC wasn't present outside Berkshire's shareholders meeting yelling that Warren Buffet should not exist. Still, I must agree with AOC that teachers should not be selling their own blood: instead we should strictly outlaw remunerative blood collection. It provides a perverse incentive and attracts people whose blood are the most infectious.
these economic illiterates don't realize that inflation makes the rich richer while devaluing the money of the poors. Inflation jacks up interest rates, which makes investments more profitable. Spending more government money for Gibs Me Dats only exacerbates the problem.


only Cluster B Clusterfucks hate women and teach others to do same. Cluster B Clusterfucks also raise women to hate men.

05May#24
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she basically asked Anakin to talk to her like he was Jar Jar Binks.
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Moviebob: Hallowed be Obama's name
 
The only reason these people are telling you to read Animorphs is because the author, K.A. Applegate, is a female whose son trooned out. That and they see transgender allegories in the series. When all this J.K. Rowling shit got started six years ago all the butthurt Harry Potter fanboys suddenly wanted the anti-Rowling to prop up as their new icon. This is who they settled for and the mindless talking heads of the left have been regurgitating her name since.

Animorphs is not a good book series. People remember it more for its covers than the actually books themselves. I enjoyed reading them when I was younger, but they aren't high quality stories by any means. They are a prime example of something trying to pass itself off as being more deep and meaningful than it actually is. It tries to portray itself as telling a dark and violent story about war when it actually is very cartoonish. Applegate also had a giant spergout when fans criticized her for the ending, which was completely rushed and purposefully depressing because according to Applegate people can't be happy in real life.

It is also worth pointing out that Applegate didn't even write her books, as close to a majority of the series was ghostwritten alongside her other two Scholastic book series that she was publishing at the time.
It should be noted that before JK Rowling committed unforgivable wrongthink against troons that the left had this weird fixation on Harry Potter during their protests against Trump and conservatives.
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"Dude Trump is just like Voldemort and we are totally like Dumbledore's Army this is just like my wizard novels." And then JK Rowling said women have vaginas and they all had to retroactively pretend the Harry Potter books were always bad despite years of LARPing as if real life was Harry Potter.
 
If you ever wanted an example of how Bob will read a section of a Wikipedia article and alter the information as it is filtered through his mind, this a good example. I just want everyone to compare and contrast how Bob above described the origin story of the Adam West Batman show versus how it happened as described by Wikipedia which he obviously stole the information used in his story from.
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"There was interest in making a Batman television series beginning in the early 60s and those efforts were aided by the 1943 serial being rereleased in theaters which happened due to a showing of it by Hugh Hefner" became in Bobs mind "No one cared about Batman at all or even knew if the comic was still being published until upscale parties showed the serial to mock it and that led to television executives fighting over the television rights."
 
If you ever wanted an example of how Bob will read a section of a Wikipedia article and alter the information as it is filtered through his mind, this a good example. I just want everyone to compare and contrast how Bob above described the origin story of the Adam West Batman show versus how it happened as described by Wikipedia which he obviously stole the information used in his story from.
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"There was interest in making a Batman television series beginning in the early 60s and those efforts were aided by the 1943 serial being rereleased in theaters which happened due to a showing of it by Hugh Hefner" became in Bobs mind "No one cared about Batman at all or even knew if the comic was still being published until upscale parties showed the serial to mock it and that led to television executives fighting over the television rights."

His assertion that after the 1960s "most" engagement with Marvel / DC characters was thanks to adaptations is completely fucking bonkers. These stories only had cultural cachet because the comic books had such widespread, decades-long appeal. Kids grew up on funnybooks from the '30s on, and it was really only in the '90s that the decline began (arguably with all the other cultural stagnation afflicting the West, but Bob is never one to address that issue). I assume this is pure projection: Bob never picked up a comic book as a kid, probably because Bob did not and does not read for pleasure at all.
 
This is such a profoundly retarded panel to share. Batman only managed to save a child in that very comic because he (non-lethally) shot a man taking a kid hostage. In that continuity, his grappling hook is launched by a rifle.
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Also, as someone who loved comics, especially Batman, using his anti-gun stance to justify your own politics is beyond insane. Batman has a super car, a tank, and what is effectively a stealth bomber, all to handle the crime of a city on the scale of New York or Chicago. If he were real, he'd be a deranged lunatic, and to treat it like it directly maps to reality is for fucking idiots.

Says Adam West is the reason Mr. Freeze is popular, and not BtAS is stunning. BtAS is the only reason Mr. Freeze is a popular character at all. His debut episode in that show? 1992. Adam West had been off the air for almost three decades at that point. You'd be able to make a more compelling case that AHNOLD was the one to popularize the character, because at least people are aware of that performance.
 
He really does have goldfish memory.
nah man don't insult Goldfish like that. They actually do have pretty decent memory; the 3 second myth got mythbusted. Bob on the other hand probably forgets whether he had 5 beers or six.
The Eternal Virgin ALSO has the IQ of a goldfish. It's what makes him such an entertaining cow.
nah man Goldfish are infinitely smarter than Moviebob. They've even taught them to drive little robot cars (with a fishtank on the car).

I assume this is pure projection: Bob never picked up a comic book as a kid, probably because Bob did not and does not read for pleasure at all.
Bob of course has claimed he read comic books as a child, particularly the Spidermans, X-men, Avengers, and some DC stuff too I guess. Some :epik: should tell Bob on Bluesky: "Pics of OPEN boxes of Comics in Mommy's Attic or it didn't happen, Bob."

Says Adam West is the reason Mr. Freeze is popular, and not BtAS is stunning. BtAS is the only reason Mr. Freeze is a popular character at all. His debut episode in that show? 1992. Adam West had been off the air for almost three decades at that point. You'd be able to make a more compelling case that AHNOLD was the one to popularize the character, because at least people are aware of that performance.
Back when the Superfriends were on I mistook Captain Cold for Mr. Freeze. Probably because I didn't hear the character's name. Then I saw BTAS and was like whut.
 
This is such a profoundly retarded panel to share. Batman only managed to save a child in that very comic because he (non-lethally) shot a man taking a kid hostage. In that continuity, his grappling hook is launched by a rifle.
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Also, as someone who loved comics, especially Batman, using his anti-gun stance to justify your own politics is beyond insane. Batman has a super car, a tank, and what is effectively a stealth bomber, all to handle the crime of a city on the scale of New York or Chicago. If he were real, he'd be a deranged lunatic, and to treat it like it directly maps to reality is for fucking idiots.


Says Adam West is the reason Mr. Freeze is popular, and not BtAS is stunning. BtAS is the only reason Mr. Freeze is a popular character at all. His debut episode in that show? 1992. Adam West had been off the air for almost three decades at that point. You'd be able to make a more compelling case that AHNOLD was the one to popularize the character, because at least people are aware of that performance.
In a lot of modern interpretations of Batman his aversion to guns isn't even treated as a rational thing. It's treated as a result of his trauma over seeing his parents get shot to death. The same is true with his compulsion to never kill.

Joker's kill count is close to 3,000 so he's like a walking 9/11. Rationally if Batman killed the Joker he'd be saving more lives in the long run but he has a very strict "no kill" rule. Now of course Joker can't die due to plot armor but there was a comic where he shows up to Metropolis to try to mess with Superman and Superman was having none of it, He explicitly told Joker "Batman has a strict rule against killing people. I don't. If you ever show up in Metropolis again I will kill you."

And Joker was like "oh fuck this guy is actually serious."
 
Bob of course has claimed he read comic books as a child, particularly the Spidermans, X-men, Avengers, and some DC stuff too I guess.

And yet never a single reminiscence, never a single anecdote about a story or character he particularly liked, never any indication that these things made the slightest impression on him. It's in the same neighborhood as never mentioning his favorite authors as a kid. His nostalgia is movies, tv shows, and vidya. Which doesn't make him unique, sadly enough, but does cast rather a dim light on his intellectual pretensions.

Far from reading psych textbooks to outwit the beleaguered counselors who tried to help him, I think there's a solid chance that, outside whatever school assignments he completed, NES manuals, and Nintendo Power magazine, Bob was functionally illiterate.
 
i mean like this to me is very like innocuous. comics are an inherently disposable medium, it's pretty obvious that the adaptations are what sell the toys. bob and even that psycho inchide aren't really incorrect. it's just that it's funny that bob is insisting the mcu and marvel will be around forever while tacitly admitting all those comics he made big picture episode out of are just worthless. so how are the stories somehow timeless if no one wants to revisit them? wouldnt a bad version of a story cut that thread? he can cope about how even bad movies will get recognition from children, but that still hasn't really happened with the sequel trilogy because those things didn't appeal to kids. the toys and alternate media that kids ate up in the 2000s flopped hard, it's a millennial franchise now

also in this skeet is he making unironic reference to niggas versus black people lmao
 
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