Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
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I have a feeling that Bob wanted to include Moon Wheat in there, but backed out because the troll farms.

Also, I am pretty sure that Trump has pledged more money for space exploration, or am I mistaken?

Sexy Times Hitler said:
"I don't care re:Roseanne"
(P.S. For all his art-sperging, this thumbnail is an eyesore.)
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To answer his question: Yes, clearly America needed Roseanne again, the stratospheric viewership ratings (And I do mean fucking stratospheric ratings, by today's standards) its 1st episode got clearly show this.

Now I have a question of my own: Exactly how does a pop culture critic not know how the suits measure their programming's success? Does he think they measure things by how #woke they are?

LastOfTheMohicans said:
I've only been even lurking and reading the farms for something like six months. Bob is the reason I created an account, and Bob is looking more and more like the reason I have to leave the farms. The desire to a-log and powerlevel is getting intense enough that likely I should just walk away from it, it's starting to get exhausting.
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I find that following other, very different cows helps with this a lot (which means no Dobson), try and overwhelm your inner A-Log with more cows so you don't fixate on one.
 
LastOfTheMohicans said:
I've only been even lurking and reading the farms for something like six months. Bob is the reason I created an account, and Bob is looking more and more like the reason I have to leave the farms. The desire to a-log and powerlevel is getting intense enough that likely I should just walk away from it, it's starting to get exhausting.
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I was having the same issue with Andrew Dobson, so I created a tumblr solely to point out his hypocrisy. I can vent there a bit more than I would here(and would rightly be seen as autistic), and it helps lower the urge to a-log, since I use it to inform other people of Dobson’s hypocrisy and whatnot.

Honestly, a Moviebob one would probably do a lot better, since he says a tone more stupid offensive shit, and people are more aware of Moviebob than Dobson.
 
Mola Ram said:
We make a lot of autism jokes around here, but Bob is one cow I think has legitimate psychological and emotional problems. He's copped to having anger issues as a kid. Clearly he never got the help he needed.
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It's not so much that as it is he's outright sabotaged any attempts to help him. It's not that he never got the help, it's that he doesn't want it. That's the real bitch of it.
 
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RockVolnutt said:
I find it strange that Bob calls wrestling "geek culture". Putting aside any issues with that term, I'm pretty sure it's more associated with rednecks and is maybe one step below sperging about NASCAR.
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No seriously you'd be astonished how many people overlap. I remember trying to get a game of Warhammer going, calling someone, him telling me he was watching some wrestling event. Then calling everyone else and they were all watching it.

No way for me to put this on topic this time round. Fuck Bob though.
 
The only times I ever read Bob's tweets is whenever someone is slapping his child-tier arguments to shit and back since his stuff by itself is so rambling, deluded, and hateful my brain refuses to read it.

I will state that weens talking to Blob should start calling him obsolete trash though, given he's obsessed with the 1980s and the older inferior stores. I am curious to see how he'd handle his own rhetoric flung rightfully at him since he shits on himself.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
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I think his understanding of the comicsgate sperging is much worse than he grasp on the GG stuff.

CG is about Identity Politics being favored over writing actual plotlines, nothing to do with post modernist narratives.

Sexy Times Hitler said:
And you're leaving a legacy of diabetes and moronic opinions about capeshit.
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I believe he's jealous of the Patreon numbers the Chapo crew get.
Also that they're better at comedy
And don't have lolcow threads on every known lolcow website, he on the other hand does.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
If I still have photoshop, I would duplicate him in that Mario costume into a army and have a giant screen of him shouting out his fascist nonsense, almost like a Nazi rally.
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No what you need to do is have an army of Bob's listening to a Mario spouting out Bob's nonsense.
 
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