Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Ask @neural.

Always sending me the tough questions..

I made the new OP and I'm working on the wiki entry, isn't that enough autism for one mind?

I was having the same issue with Andrew Dobson, so I created a tumblr solely to point out his hypocrisy. I can vent there a bit more than I would here(and would rightly be seen as autistic), and it helps lower the urge to a-log, since I use it to inform other people of Dobson’s hypocrisy and whatnot.

Honestly, a Moviebob one would probably do a lot better, since he says a tone more stupid offensive shit, and people are more aware of Moviebob than Dobson.

You can tell that he really, really wants to get one of his shows to include a Gamergate allegory..

So Bob does think annexing Africa is a good idea since he sometimes points towards China as one of the possible creators of his "Superior Future"? Not going to dance around or ignore the implication that you'd need to start conquering places to have a global government this time?

I love how he doesn't notice that by describing China as superior, and praising their attempts at conquering Africa, he is implicitly describing Africans as inferior.. Which is basically slave-owner mentality right there.

At this point, dry skin is the least of your problems.

What use is a humidifier if your basement apartment is underground?

 

[Positron]

At this point, dry skin is the least of your problems.
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Diabetes has a lot of nasty skin complications so it is in his best interest to avoid skin cracks, and a humidifier is likely cheaper than moisturizer lotions, given his surface area.

 

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Diabetes has a lot of nasty skin complications so it is in his best interest to avoid skin cracks, and a humidifier is likely cheaper than moisturizer lotions, given his surface area.

The mere mental image you conjured of Bob with lotions gave you a very justified :islamic:.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Fat.

Is that wrongthink I see I see?

Yeah, you really shouldn't play armchair psychologist.

I'm glad that despite everything, him and The Rock('s intern) can still be friends.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

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I'm glad that despite everything, him and The Rock('s intern) can still be friends.

I have no idea how good or bad the movie itself is, but the people behind it made a boo boo releasing it so close to Avengers: Infinity War. Once that drops it is going to suck all the air out of the room for other movies. They've got two weekends to do what they need to do. I'd bet Rampage underperforms on that basis. Or would, if it weren't for how huge a market China is these days. And the fact that nobody seems to know what will and will not catch on there.

FWIW, I thought the trailer looked kind of dumb, and not in a dumb fun way, either. But that's me. I'm in some kind of very sour mood lately. Meaning it'll be the surprise of all time and outgross Avatar or something.

 

[The Nothingness]

Prepare yourselves, everyone. We're on sperg watch.

Are we sure Bob is not bipolar give his flip-flopping on Dwayne Johnson

 

[Mola Ram]

Are we sure Bob is not bipolar give his flip-flopping on Dwayne Johnson

The Rock just did a Rolling Stone interview where he took some mild shots at Trump. And lo, the Blob's faith was restored.

 

[Flexo]

I'm glad that despite everything, him and The Rock('s intern) can still be friends.

Uh... the Rock broke the curse on video game movies with jumanji 2. And it's going to be real hard for Rampage to top it.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Fat.

You know it is amazing when the the jokes write themselves. At least we can thank Bob for always making it easy to make fun of.

Also, why wouldn't he set his goal to be able to fit into that shirt?

 

[Emperor Julian]

I wonder he reconciles vinces mouth being firmly wrapped around trumps dick?

 

[Patamong]

Oh Bob, Bob, Bob.

Confession time: I never watched any of his content, even back in the day. The first time I heard of Film Robert was via the Farms, in fact I've been lurking this thread ever since page 600+ or something. At first, I was repulsed and almost outraged by everything he's said on Twitter, but as time has gone on I've found him not only an endless source of hilarity, but also oddly fascinating. Chipman is like an ongoing trainwreck: it's awful to look at and you're disgusted by it, yet you just can't help but follow it and see how it eventually ends up.

Between Brick by Brick, no bad tactics, the Superiah Fyuutchah shtick, his eugenics rhetoric, wanting to gas all republicans, sperging about Batman v Superman for longer than the actual movie, thinking all Marvel movies (especially Black Panther) are the pinnacle of cinema, his Mario fetish, autism blackface and his constant strawmen to duck people calling him out... Bob would make for a damn good movie villain. Considering he's hated equally by both sides, he could easily be the most detestable bad guy in fiction since Dolores Umbridge.

Blobbo really is an unique specimen. Never before have I met a person who was this hypocritical yet completely lacking any kind of self-awareness at the same time. If he announced that his entire Twitter persona was an elaborate prank or a piece of political satire, I would honestly believe him.

A lot of people here have said that Bob is one of those cows who is impossible to A-Log. I personally wouldn't go that far: sure, Bob is a person who I just love to hate, but I wouldn't wish any kind of physical harm on him. Being Bob Chipman is his crime and punishment. What I hope for is that Bob gets the wake-up call he so desperately needs, realizes that he's been a piece of shit and calls everything quits so he can focus on being a good uncle for his niece.

But I know that's not going to happen, because he's Bob Chipman. Despite sperging on and on about evolving and how backwards and unaccepting of change republicans are, Bob himself is completely incapable of making any kind of personal change. At this point, I'm just enjoying the ride and watch as Bob's sad excuse for a career goes up in flames.

In short: Bob Chipman is a sad, strange little man, and he has my pity. I hate him for his hypocricy and sociopathic political rhetoric, yet I love him for all the laughs he's given me by being such a gigantic sperg.

 

[Mola Ram]

Uh... the Rock broke the curse on video game movies with jumanji 2. And it's going to be real hard for Rampage to top it.

Nah, Jumanji was a board game, and a book by Chris van Allsburg. Pretty sure it was the book first, actually. And the board game curse was broken with Clue.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Also, why wouldn't he set his goal to be able to fit into that shirt?

Because he's a lazy fuck and that would require too much work in his eyes?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Why the fuck are Stephen Colbert and Bob such massive fanboys of Jeff Bezos?

The man's labor practices are abhorrent, any pretensions he has to left-wing politics is just an act to fool people into thinking he's not an abuser

I agree with this 100%. Fixing phones for them was fucking terrible. 15 minute breaks every two hours and no air conditioning. Fuck.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Take five steps away from my buttcrack, Bob.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this the same kid who turned down a plea deal and laughed at the judge in court?

Sure Bob, and there's gonna be wheat on the moon the minute we get another Democrat in office.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this the same kid who turned down a plea deal and laughed at the judge in court?
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Yes. And the friend was shot and killed because they were in the middle of an armed robbery and were running from the cops.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Yes. And the friend was shot and killed because they were in the middle of an armed robbery and were running from the cops.

You're telling me Bob can't (or possibly won't) see the whole picture?

 

[RockVolnutt]

>"Literal children when this happened (I was!)"
>1998
>Bob was 18 during that time period

He was legally an adult during that event and contradicts his "I'm Gen X" when that's nearly two generations removed from them. A young adult is still an adult.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bob's smugposting again.

Can you imagine his reaction if it only breaks even?

>"Literal children when this happened (I was!)"
>1998
>Bob was 18 during that time period

He was legally an adult during that event and contradicts his "I'm Gen X" when that's nearly two generations removed from them. A young adult is still an adult.

"I was a kid when the environmental movement was in it's angry punk phase."
"I was a kid when the Lewinsky scandal happened."

Pick one.

 

[Patamong]

Bob's smugposting again.
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Bob, I would be very concerned with my long-term reputation if I were you.

Then again, maybe he's aware that his reputation has been tarnished beyond repair. No need to be concerned when you've already hit rock bottom.