Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

I think his understanding of the comicsgate sperging is much worse than he grasp on the GG stuff.

CG is about Identity Politics being favored over writing actual plotlines, nothing to do with post modernist narratives.

I think he thinks making recolors who whine about how oppressed they are despite being superhumans hanging out with billionaires and literal gods is "Post-modernism" instead of....anything involving post-modernism. It really is a buzzword that practically no one understands.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I think his understanding of the comicsgate sperging is much worse than he grasp on the GG stuff.

CG is about Identity Politics being favored over writing actual plotlines, nothing to do with post modernist narratives.

You remember my theory of what would happen if Marvel breaks free from Disney? Could ComicGate be a factor in this? I got a feeling ComicGate is going to break the relationship between Marvel and Disney.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Yep, Manzanar 2: Electric Boogaloo is just around the corner.

Prepare yourselves, everyone. We're on sperg watch.

 

[RockVolnutt]

So Bob does think annexing Africa is a good idea since he sometimes points towards China as one of the possible creators of his "Superior Future"? Not going to dance around or ignore the implication that you'd need to start conquering places to have a global government this time?

 

[Odie Esty]

it's not colonialism if another minority does it

 

[Zaryiu]

I find it strange that Bob calls wrestling "geek culture". Putting aside any issues with that term, I'm pretty sure it's more associated with rednecks and is maybe one step below sperging about NASCAR.

...Was Bob dropped on his head as a child?

 

[RodgerDodger]

...Was Bob dropped on his head as a child?

Evidence seems to suggest yes. Repeatedly. But it was likely justifiable as Bob was a really ugly child.

 

[Zaryiu]

Is there even anything to sperg about in NASCAR?
As for the wrestling geek out, let me propose something: If you want to get him annoyed people, just send him links to that Wrestling Episode of South Park. We all know he wants to see Trey and Matt dead.

Yes there is and i recommend Urinating Tree on Nascar, thee owners are super dumb

If I still have photoshop, I would duplicate him in that Mario costume into a army and have a giant screen of him shouting out his fascist nonsense, almost like a Nazi rally.

DO IT

Oh and on Topic Blob fellated the Dictator of China again

 

[LordofCringe7206]

...Was Bob dropped on his head as a child?

That, and he probably ate a shitload of lead paint chips as a kid.

 

[Mola Ram]

That, and he probably ate a shitload of lead paint chips as a kid.

I dunno, he strikes me more as a connoisseur of that glass gravel you used to see at the bottom of fish tanks.

 

[elder god]

Yes, don't inform people about fracking, why its done, and what the dangers are, just scream water on fire until you've sufficiently brow beaten enough people. Don't discuss any possible solutions, just brow beat your audience. Heres a better video on the subject: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uti2niW2BRA

New Yep, Manzanar 2: Electric Boogaloo is just around the corner.

"grownup" these are the same people in government that got triggered because Trump talked to Taiwan. Real grownup that we have to pretend a group of people don't exist because otherwise they throw a temper tantrum.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I C O N I C

I forgot Blob was the only Inhumans fan that ever lived.

At this point, dry skin is the least of your problems.

Kissing Colbert's ass.

Diabetes.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I C O N I C

So my English 303 teacher, basically female Bob, today boast about Black Panther surpassing Titanic as the 3rd highest grossing film in the United States. And when I mentioned that the film should thank Blade for paving the way for these movies, she said that I’m racially ignorant about the film’s existence and that it was a cultural event for black people to see a movie like this at a time like this.

Speaking of iconic, what the fuck is iconic about a mediocre MCU film that got overblown due to SJWs like Bob sperging about it? The film has no style and no substance what so ever. I doubt people will be talking about this along with the other MCU films two years from now when they are no longer relevant.

At this point, dry skin is the least of your problems.

He forgot to put basement apartment.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

basically female Bob

That just put the worst image in my head.

 

[SuperSheep]

it's not colonialism if another minority does it

How are Chinese people a minority? They are the largest population by country in the world.

 

[Odie Esty]

How are Chinese people a minority? They are the largest population by country in the world.

Because white people are the majority in america and thus the world, duh.

 

[McGregor]

As a trans Asian Muslim MtF, as much as this site annoys, it makes me thrilled to see the stupidity of the White Man in action.

You all KNOW, with out question, that Movie Bob is a fascist, yet here you are spilling his plans for a global apartheid because you are too weak to hold out until the final codes of law are drafted. Of course minorities rule! It's always been the White Mans goal to gain power this way. They were hopeful that ignorant 'insert ethnicity here' wouldn't realise that white people were actually a global minority and in the superior future those of the whites who survive will rule all the others. At least they would have, but this site of stupid middle class whites has foolishly annalyzed Movie Bob's plans for all to see. You've all stretched his plan out and given it the three dimensions it previously lacked in public discourse. You have doomed yourselves Whites! And your hero - your would be footless fuhrer - will spew bile at you until he dies a diabetic death because as Germany failed Hitler you have all failed Movie Bob and his Superior Future.

Or of course Bob's just fucked in the head and demanding the future take the shape he wants without regard to unintended consequence. I've been drinking so I can't say. Shit, I might not even be trans, or Asian for that matter... Fuck, maybe I'm not even Muslim. Booze man...

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

So my English 303 teacher, basically female Bob, today boast about Black Panther surpassing Titanic as the 3rd highest grossing film in the United States. And when I mentioned that the film should thank Blade for paving the way for these movies, she said that I’m racially ignorant about the film’s existence and that it was a cultural event for black people to see a movie like this at a time like this.

"Racially ignorant?" Does this lady realize that Blade predates Black Panther by a good twenty years. Hell, Hancock is technically a superhero film and predates BP by ten. Whitewashing feels like such an inappropriate term, perhaps "blackwashing" would be more accurate?

Speaking of iconic, what the fuck is iconic about a mediocre MCU film that got overblown due to SJWs like Bob sperging about it? The film has no style and no substance what so ever. I doubt people will be talking about this along with the other MCU films two years from now when they are no longer relevant.

Black Panther is not an iconic film. It is highly commercialized pablum for dimwits like Bob to fawn over. Superman (1978 ) is iconic. Why? It is the template for the conventional capeshit films we have today. While profit was still the name of the game in film forty years, films still had some artistic integrity and authenticity. I remember hearing a story from Tom Mankiewicz that Richard Donner bounded across the lawn in a Superman costume when he met to discuss rewriting the script.

Donner cared enough to make the audience want to believe a man could fly. His clashes with the Salkinds and producer Pierre Spengler were legendary because he fought to protect the integrity of his vision. Could you imagine Ryan Cooler fighting with Kevin Fiege on the overarching vision of BP? There is a reason why Edgar Wright walked off Ant-Man and why Patty Jenkins left Thor: The Dark World and eventually moved on to direct Wonder Woman. Hell, Joss Whedon left after Age of Ultron because of all the producer mandates. Marvel is practically the McDonalds of filmmaking and trying to tell me Black Panther is iconic is like telling me a Big Mac is gourmet

BP does not deserved to be uttered in the same breath as Superman.

I forgot Blob was the only Inhumans fan that ever lived.

Let's not tell him about Death of the Inhumans.

 

[Bungleboy]

Why the fuck are Stephen Colbert and Bob such massive fanboys of Jeff Bezos?

The man's labor practices are abhorrent, any pretensions he has to left-wing politics is just an act to fool people into thinking he's not an abuser

 

[[username]]

Why the fuck are Stephen Colbert and Bob such massive fanboys of Jeff Bezos?

The man's labor practices are abhorrent, any pretensions he has to left-wing politics is just an act to fool people into thinking he's not an abuser

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Jokes aside, for some, paying lip-service is all they need to like a dude. Long as Bezos doesn't say something like, "Y'know, maybe the right is onto something regarding [issue]," he could personally flog his employees with bullwhips and cats-o'-nine-tails, and they'd gladly slob the dude's knob anyways.