Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I imagine Bob and Chris Chipman are a lot like Bob and Christian Weston Chandler. In that Chris Chipman and Bob Chandler had a form of autism that led to them studying engineering and earning useful skills that netted them enough money to support a house and family. Bob Chipman and CWC on the other hand, only inherited the kind of autism that grants one a weird-looking body, a lack of sex appeal, and cringy artistic output that can only be enjoyed ironically, if at all.
Also, both named Bob and Chris. Can't overlook that.
 
Here's something for you Tolkien nerds to smoke on. For the record I don't buy Tolkien's assertion that, because he abhorred allegories and was adept to detect the presence of allegories in other people's works, LoTR does not contain allegorical or topical themes.
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I need to focus on something here, because it demonstrates a sense of priorities that verges from merely warped to utterly monstrous. Some of you may have missed it, or are unfamiliar with the reference (which is understandable, given that Bob belches up obscure references left and right to look more clever than he is).

It's this:

"The Potter lady just said 'Hold my beer' to Marion Zimmer Bradley."

Marion Zimmer Bradley is the author of a famous fantasy novel called The Mists of Avalon. It's a feminist take on the Arthurian legend where the female characters, especially Morgan le Fay, are the real movers and shakers. It's highly sexualized, with lots of pagan rituals involved. It was a gigantic hit and considered not just an important fantasy novel but an important work of feminism. Bradley's stature from having written it cannot be overstated. She has since suffered a decline in esteem, just as JK Rowling (the Potter lady) has seen happen.

Here's the difference. JK Rowling is on the outs with the woke because she resolutely will not accept the idea that trans women are women and trans men are men, to the point she's spoken out in support of a UK civil servant who was fired for also not sharing that idea. Every time she opens her mouth on gender, it causes a medium size shitstorm on Twitter, because she never seems to bend, no matter how angry they get. If your favorite blue hair screech owl is calling JKR a TERF, this is why.

Marion Zimmer Bradley, on the other hand, has fallen from her pedestal because she was a child molestor. Or at least she facilitated child molestation, that committed by her husband, Walter Breen. Breen was a long time pedophile and a well known predator in the SF/fantasy community, to the point that he was ultimately banned from several conventions (and this is a community with a long history of tolerating perverts). Breen's behavior is a matter of record; he was convicted several times and actually died in prison. MZB is alleged by her children not just to have molested them herself, but to have covered up Breen's behavior. Much of it was tied in with the pagan sexual libertinism featured in her writing.

That is who Bob is claiming JK Rowling has outdone, simply by not bowing to the trans agenda.

He really is a disgusting, disgusting individual, even when he's not trying very hard to be.
 
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Virtue signalling after retweeting some findom chick
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"Why wont anyone defend me?" - Robert Chipman every other week
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There is a staggering amount of autism in these tweets, and it will all be very, very funny if Trump gets reelected this year (I have a feeling that wanton violence breaking out across the country is not the sort of Hope and Change most people are looking for these days), but I gotta point out the most unnecessary preface ever:

"I don't know Mitt Romney personally ... "

You don't say! Why, I figured he must have regular confabs with such a significant person as yourself.

Sigh. He really does think he's some kind of mover and shaker, doesn't he?
 
There is a staggering amount of autism in these tweets, and it will all be very, very funny if Trump gets reelected this year (I have a feeling that wanton violence breaking out across the country is not the sort of Hope and Change most people are looking for these days), but I gotta point out the most unnecessary preface ever:

"I don't know Mitt Romney personally ... "

You don't say! Why, I figured he must have regular confabs with such a significant person as yourself.

Sigh. He really does think he's some kind of mover and shaker, doesn't he?

course he does. Everything in his basement studio moves and shakes when he walks/tweets
 
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While Robert doesn't know Mitt Romney personally, it appears he didn't pay much attention to newspaper articles about the dude while he was governor of MA.

Mitt was a two-faced shit who spent the final two years of his governorship fundraising across the breadth of the country while shitting on MA as a state where no one wants to do business.

If his office weren't so completely enfeebled, the legislature would have come for him to atone for his many sins.
 
While Robert doesn't know Mitt Romney personally, it appears he didn't pay much attention to newspaper articles about the dude while he was governor of MA.

Mitt was a two-faced shit who spent the final two years of his governorship fundraising across the breadth of the country while shitting on MA as a state where no one wants to do business.

If his office weren't so completely enfeebled, the legislature would have come for him to atone for his many sins.
And iirc, he’s was the one that had the healthcare system that Obamacare somewhat modeled and deviated off of.
 
And iirc, he’s was the one that had the healthcare system that Obamacare somewhat modeled and deviated off of.
Yes, he tried to take credit for MassHealth when speaking with Democrats in the run-up to 2012.

The very idea a MA governor would have the power to enact anything without legislative sanction, never mind something that big, is ridiculous.
 
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What's the point of tweeting at someone twice and the second tweet being from a locked account? Also the irony of Robert saying "nobody likes you" to anyone else.
He's a pussy who wants to make sure he can't get anymore blowback and makes damn sure he gets the last word it looks like.

Reminder that this is the mongoloid who had to bring in his idiot brother to defend him on that shitty book he wrote.
 
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What's the point of tweeting at someone twice and the second tweet being from a locked account? Also the irony of Robert saying "nobody likes you" to anyone else.
Did mtracey block him? If he's evading a block with a 2nd account, that'd be pretty gay, right there.
 
Did mtracey block him? If he's evading a block with a 2nd account, that'd be pretty gay, right there.
Yeah, he also does block evade with that account I think. He got caught stalking (via his own definition) this one woman who is a leftie but doesn't agree with the talking points completely despite getting blocked months ago. He's that creepy and that pathetic.
 
A fun thing to note is how his alt personal account is slowly dying since he put his knee on it's neck. For a man who has no problem tweeting out inane bullshit 70 times a day, he's only used his alt personal 17 times since the 31st of May. Dopamine don't come easy when you go protected Bawb.
 
It's a feminist take on the Arthurian legend
Why would anyone need to do that? It's already about a woman who rises to power and becomes king of a country.
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But in all seriousness, what Bob said was really scummy.
He also retweets every single entry in this massive, rambling thread.
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Friendly reminder that that is a troon, he's kinda a big deal in comicsgate stuff, and he has a thread here.
I blame the failure of parents and teachers to inculcate a sense of shame in their charges. No one above the age of 15 should ask around for money to fund his hobbies.
From a developmental psychology standpoint, I kinda want to know more about how Bob's parent's raised him (as well as all lolcows in general).

On an unrelated note, I was thinking something the other day: The GOP is really missing an opportunity with Bob. I think that if they were to spend some money buying bot followers for Bob or doing whatever it takes to game Twitter's algorithm to make him more popular, then it would really pay off for them.
 
From a developmental psychology standpoint, I kinda want to know more about how Bob's parent's raised him (as well as all lolcows in general).

Given some of the stories he told in his stupid Mario book, I kind of always theorized that Bob had a similar upbringing to CWC. He got diagnosed early in his life with different mental disorders, his parents didn't want to believe it so they shielded him from any attempts that could have helped him.

He was spoiled and taught to believe that he was much a better human than he actually was. That led to the manchild we laugh at today.
 
Given some of the stories he told in his stupid Mario book, I kind of always theorized that Bob had a similar upbringing to CWC. He got diagnosed early in his life with different mental disorders, his parents didn't want to believe it so they shielded him from any attempts that could have helped him.

He was spoiled and taught to believe that he was much a better human than he actually was. That led to the manchild we laugh at today.
No, he was diagnosed with issues and his parents tried to help him. He deliberately sabotaged the therapy and thought he was so much smarter than the therapist. This likely led to the superiority complex he has today.
 
Bob has been very busy being stupid today. Guess he hasn’t gone to bed yet.

Calling yourself a humorist is like calling yourself beautiful or smart. If you have to tell people...

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Bob “Humorist” Chipman:

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The guy who uses beer cans as home décor and hasn’t cleaned his basement dwelling in years just completely sperged out at the sight of a cardboard box:

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Bob is a fat, cross-eyed incel who’s never been kissed and is likely impotent due to his diabetes medication and obesity. Of course he’s bitter about hot guys with guns:

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Bob loves his NPC syntax. He does know AOC killed the NY Amazon deal to bring thousands of jobs to the region because she doesn’t understand how tax incentives work, right?

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His relentless retardation is exhausting.
 
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