Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[DrunkTails]

Bob, we all know that disclaimer is BS. Stop throwing your employers under the bus.

Actually I'm pretty sure that's Craig who put the disclaimer there. He maybe a thieving bastard, but even Craig knows well enough that there is no money to make in SJWs.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Actually I'm pretty sure that's Craig who put the disclaimer there. He maybe a thieving bastard, but even Craig knows well enough that there is no money to make in SJWs.

If that's the case, then good on him. I know I wouldn't want to have some fat dumbass's opinions shape the opinion of the site.

 

[A Random]

Guess who decided to talk about the Dead or Alive controversy?

Long story short, he still thinks nobody's trying to take games away and that feminists[SJWs really] have moved away to champion other titles [Undertail and Tomb Raider] rather than complain about this. Really.

And if anyone knows better pearls from that video, go ahead and point out.

 

[c-no]

Guess who decided to talk about the Dead or Alive controversy?

Long story short, he still thinks nobody's trying to take games away and that feminists[SJWs really] have moved away to champion other titles [Undertail and Tomb Raider] rather than complain about this. Really.

And if anyone knows better pearls from that video, go ahead and point out.

The only people to care about DOA are those that even pay attention to it along with PlayAsia's twitter. While some can think no one is taking DOA away, the fact that the devs (or publisher) don't want to release because some people such as SJWs might get offended can speak otherwise. That said, MovieBob can think he is right except there are some people that would literally feel like having this released or PlayAsia trying to sell it can speak otherwise.

 

[FatNero]

This is a really confusing opinion. So he's saying the feminist movement has no traction? That even though the company says this is the reason they made the decision they must be lying? And that's a conspiracy to get more people to want the game? But they shouldn't want the game cause it's sexist but it isn't sexist because feminist don't care about it but don't play it but you can play it but maybe don't?

He's all over the board.

Shouldn't this be at least a "we can feel good for a small moment that things are changing, but not nearly as much as they should" sort of thing for him? He's denying his own victory is a victory because... why?

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

"Nobody cares about DOA Extreme Volleyball" says the video ranting about how no one definitely cares about the topic.

 

[FatNero]

"Nobody cares about DOA Extreme Volleyball" says the video ranting about how no one definitely cares about the topic.

He put on his white suit and everything.

 

[Reality]

Didn't he officially cancel that Game Underthinker show? I remember the utterly autismal "finale" and how it was thoroughly mocked throughout the YouTubes.

Anyway...

Spoiler: Copypasta

MovieBlob has always been a shady sack of shit. Before he became yet another social justice clone, he was yet another Old Man Retrogamer clone. You've no doubt heard the people who think everything after 2007 is shit, but what you may not know is that this attitude goes all the way back to the turn of the millennium when people thought everything after 1997 was shit, and Blobbie Chipeater was quite squarely in the latter camp. For years he's lamented the fall of Holy Nintendo's industry dominance and the shift from sprite-based to polygon-based game design. And, like Razorfist ironically enough, he's criticized the philosophy of nostalgia goggles then immediately followed with "but things really were better back then!"

But his old man justifications are hardly the biggest issue. MovieBlob's major, recurring sin is his subtly condescending and manipulating narratives towards Things MovieBob Doesn't Like. A clear example is in the episode "Worst Person" where, after explaining why he feels the first person gaming format is inferior (which, admittedly, does have some interesting points here and there) he proceeds to monologue over several minutes of Call of Duty, with zero footage from any other FPS games save for a half second of DOOM. He goes for the lowest hanging fruit to construct the most transparent strawman possible. [Or would that be the most opaque strawman possible, since it's the thing that's blatantly visible here? -Ed]

The worst, however, was a comment he left at the very end of a video I can't remember. [Something with "Rising Sun" in it, like one of BoovieGob's many Japanese supremacy spergfests IIRC. -Ed] It was probably how awesome Nintendo games were for being rainbows of utopian fun or something like that, but anyway he made the most insultingly blanket comment against PC games (which he vocally despises for the reason that he didn't play them, which is just the stupid fucking thing) I have ever heard: that PC gaming was personified by grey and brown militaristic "realism" and was responsible for infecting the game industry with it, or something along those lines. You know how all those minorities felt when Tim Schaffer made his little sock pupppet joke? Well I bet that's how Tim would have felt if he heard MovieBlobOfCancerousShit's utterly vile dismissal of his hard work on one of the most celebrated video game franchises of all time, along with so many other colorful and imaginative PC games within the adventure genre and many others that made it so special back in the 20th century before the industry turned it into a meaningless AAA console dump.

Bob Chipeater has built a career on cancerous lies, abhorrent hypocrisy and disgusting bias. The fact that he, a died-in-the-wool mainstream-hobbling Suburban Sarkeesian feminist defended Metroid: Other M (I kid you not, it was a two-parter called "Heavens to Metroid"), the one game where Polygon philosophy can be legitimately applied to it, due in obviously no fucking part his insatiable lust for all things Nintendo and Japanese, [I think you meant to use dashes or parenthesis instead of commas here. -Ed] make it clear as motherfucking day Blobosphere Chipmung has absolutely no regard for reality itself outside of his own warped dimension of childish delusion and self-aggrandizing megalomania. Fuck him and anyone who considers him a voice of reason or goodness or anything useful to the human race outside serving as a counterexample of legitimately admirable lifestyle and mentality.

 

[tarni]

Didn't he officially cancel that Game Underthinker show? I remember the utterly autismal "finale" and how it was thoroughly mocked throughout the YouTubes.

Anyway...

Spoiler: Copypasta

MovieBlob has always been a shady sack of shit. Before he became yet another social justice clone, he was yet another Old Man Retrogamer clone. You've no doubt heard the people who think everything after 2007 is shit, but what you may not know is that this attitude goes all the way back to the turn of the millennium when people thought everything after 1997 was shit, and Blobbie Chipeater was quite squarely in the latter camp. For years he's lamented the fall of Holy Nintendo's industry dominance and the shift from sprite-based to polygon-based game design. And, like Razorfist ironically enough, he's criticized the philosophy of nostalgia goggles then immediately followed with "but things really were better back then!"

But his old man justifications are hardly the biggest issue. MovieBlob's major, recurring sin is his subtly condescending and manipulating narratives towards Things MovieBob Doesn't Like. A clear example is in the episode "Worst Person" where, after explaining why he feels the first person gaming format is inferior (which, admittedly, does have some interesting points here and there) he proceeds to monologue over several minutes of Call of Duty, with zero footage from any other FPS games save for a half second of DOOM. He goes for the lowest hanging fruit to construct the most transparent strawman possible.

The worst, however, was a comment he left at the very end of a video I can't remember. It was probably how awesome Nintendo games were for being rainbows of utopian fun or something like that, but anyway he made the most insultingly blanket comment against PC games (which he vocally despises for the reason that he didn't play them, which is just the stupid fucking thing) I have ever heard: that PC gaming was personified by grey and brown militaristic "realism" and was responsible for infecting the game industry with it, or something along those lines. You know how all those minorities felt when Tim Schaffer made his little sock pupppet joke? Well I bet that's how Tim would have felt if he heard MovieBlobOfCancerousShit's utterly vile dismissal of his hard work on one of the most celebrated video game franchises of all time, along with so many other colorful and imaginative PC games within the adventure genre and many others that made it so special back in the 20th century before the industry turned it into a meaningless AAA console dump.

Bob Chipeater has built a career on cancerous lies, abhorrent hypocrisy and disgusting bias. The fact that he, a died-in-the-wool mainstream-hobbling Suburban Sarkeesian feminist defended Metroid: Other M (I kid you not, it was a two-parter called "Heavens to Metroid"), the one game where Polygon philosophy can be legitimately applied to it, due in obviously no fucking part his insatiable lust for all things Nintendo and Japanese, make it clear as motherfucking day Blobosphere Chipmung has absolutely no regard for reality itself outside of his own warped dimension of childish delusion and self-aggrandizing megalomania. Fuck him and anyone who considers him a voice of reason or goodness or anything useful to the human race outside serving as a counterexample of legitimately admirable lifestyle and mentality.

Have these crotchety old men actually played any recent games? Hopping on platforms is fun, I guess, but to consider SMW a more engrossing experience than, say, Witcher 3 is kind of dishonest. The amount of scope and care and skill that are put into some games these days are simply staggering.
And in 10 years today's games will seem ancient. That's life, Bob. You should try it some time. Life, I mean. Wouldn't want you to suffer an aneurysm from having to play as a fit cis male protagonist

 

[Enclave Supremacy]

Have these crotchety old men actually played any recent games? Hopping on platforms is fun, I guess, but to consider SMW a more engrossing experience than, say, Witcher 3 is kind of dishonest. The amount of scope and care and skill that are put into some games these days are simply staggering.

And in 10 years today's games will seem ancient. That's life, Bob. You should try it some time. Life, I mean. Wouldn't want you to suffer an aneurysm from having to play as a fit cis male protagonist

Of-course he hasn't. I doubt Moving Blob even has a PC capable of playing decent games on it.

He's just a fat lying cuck. His characterisation of the people who play FPS games shows just backwards and Amero-centric his ideas are along with his truely insane conspiracy theories.

Like really Bob, do you think that people in France or Germany or here in Britain give a shit about America-Wank? Then why is the game still popular? Because people just like to chill after work/school and chat shit with their mates over a game, not treat vidya like the centre of the universe.

 

[Accel_Rider]

Of-course he hasn't. I doubt Moving Blob even has a PC capable of playing decent games on it.

He's just a fat lying . His characterisation of the people who play FPS games shows just backwards and Amero-centric his ideas are along with his truely insane conspiracy theories.

Like really Bob, do you think that people in France or Germany or here in Britain give a shit about America-Wank? Then why is the game still popular? Because people just like to chill after work/school and chat shit with their mates over a game, not treat vidya like the centre of the universe.

Call of Duty is the dudebro's Mario Party.

 

[DrunkTails]

Didn't he officially cancel that Game Underthinker show?

With the Escapist firing his ass, its the only thing left for him that people still recognize. Without it he wouldn't have had the chance to crawl up to Craig and (99.9% probability ) beg for his old job back. Otherwise he would be asking if you want fries with that.

Shame he has abyssaly low chances that Roosterteeth hire him. I would love seeing him being forced to play the dread dudebro engine known as Xbox and any time he bitches about it Micheal tells him to shut up.

Like really Bob, do you think that people in France or Germany or here in Britain give a shit about America-Wank?

I honestly believe that Bob thinks that America is the only true country in the world. Anything done by an American president (unless republican) is the wiset thing to do and that Hilary Clinton must be the one to become president, despite the stupid and shady shit she's done herself (See her theory of how only women suffer in wars and the personal sever stuff.) That someone who's not American speaks words of sane logic is heresy (see Sargon of Akkad).

 

[Enclave Supremacy]

I honestly believe that Bob thinks that America is the only true country in the world. Anything done by an American president (unless republican) is the wiset thing to do and that Hilary Clinton must be the one to become president, despite the stupid and shady shit she's done herself (See her theory of how only women suffer in wars and the personal sever stuff.) That someone who's not American speaks words of sane logic is heresy (see Sargon of Akkad).

But that's the thing, we can joke about this here but he literally doesn't realise it. He knows that CoD is played all over the world and still goes in for this '90s "Dude-Bros'" colonising his safe space and an almost David Icke-esque belief in some grand Neo-Con plot to use games (though he can't decide whether they are trying or have taken over the industry) to turn young American Goyim into soldiers.

Spoiler

 

[UglyOldJafar]

So, Moviebob likes to think of potential movie ideas regarding old 80s and 90s shows.
He decided to make a pitch for the Care Bears.
http://moviebob.blogspot.de/2015/12/pitch-me-mr-b-care-bears.html?spref=tw

This thing is one of the most autistic things I ever saw. His pitch can be best described as followed:
The Carebears are archangels working for "god" to keep the world save from "satan" aka Darkheart and the Grumpy one is supposed to be the audience's favorite.
I think Bob is only one more year away from turning into a brony.

 

[DrunkTails]

So, Moviebob likes to think of potential movie ideas regarding old 80s and 90s shows.
He decided to make a pitch for the Care Bears.
http://moviebob.blogspot.de/2015/12/pitch-me-mr-b-care-bears.html?spref=tw

This thing is one of the most autistic things I ever saw. His pitch can be best described as followed:
The Carebears are archangels working for "god" to keep the world save from "satan" aka Darkheart and the Grumpy one is supposed to be the audience's favorite.
I think Bob is only one more year away from turning into a brony.

I barely ready the first paragraph of his pitch that I just got bored of it. That paragraph about nebulas at war is so generic.

 

[Malt Liquor]

I barely ready the first paragraph of his pitch that I just got bored of it. That paragraph about nebulas at war is so generic.

It's a cocktail of autism on a precarious balance between a Manchild fantasy,a '90s edgy comic book story and Atheism propaganda
Moviebob confirmed for being a full

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

So... glorified fanficton of the Care Bears.

And this man fancies himself an educated scholar and a critic.

I wonder if he's ever voluntarily read anything meant for an audience above the age of 4.



But in all seriousness, if he wanted to give some sort of silly idea for a Care Bears movie that he thought up in a minute or something on the toilet, it'd be dumb but forgiveable. But, like, an entire mythos, entire rewrites for characters, and a full-fledged plot? The bare minimum for that is, like, thirty minutes if you go for something overly generic, which is 29 minutes and 55 seconds more than a grown man over the age of fucking thirty should be spending on a bunch of living teddy bears that hug out their problems and shoot radiation from their chests.

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

Ever since his pixels review got popular with feminists he has been milking the "angry" movie reviewer thing
I remember his review on the visit (now I haven't seen the review so I may be wrong, but people were explaining the review to me on a film forum that hates him) and apparently he was trying to push that "criminally insane people don't act like this, omg"
when I have been to mental institutes before and they do certainly do things like what is shown in the movie
I'm not defending the visit, but trying to act like it's some sort of attack on criminally insane people is sort of ridiculous

 

[AnOminous]

Ever since his pixels review got popular with feminists he has been milking the "angry" movie reviewer thing

It's not like it takes some kind of progressive hero to hate Adam Sandler movies, which pretty much everyone thinks are utter shit.

 

[Reality]

Ever since his pixels review got popular with feminists he has been milking the "angry" movie reviewer thing

I'd say that goes all the way back to his StrawThinker videos.

Also, whatever happened to his gig at Badass Digest (where he published his infamous "that SVU episode about GooberGait is totes realistic, guise!" article)? You would think he would stick to the most aggro of aggros like BD instead of putting any faith in the boobjiggle-loving dudebros at Screwattack.