Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It's not like it takes some kind of progressive hero to hate Adam Sandler movies, which pretty much everyone thinks are utter shit.

The name Adam Sandler should be a warning sign in itself. Bob's tardrage is his own fault.

I'd say that goes all the way back to his StrawThinker videos.

Also, whatever happened to his gig at Badass Digest (where he published his infamous "that SVU episode about GooberGait is totes realistic, guise!" article)? You would think he would stick to the most aggro of aggros like BD instead of putting any faith in the boobjiggle-loving dudebros at Screwattack.

Screwattack are the only people who would bother getting him back. Perhaps its the illusion of having a 'popular' figure on their site. Projared, Guru Larry etc have never returned back to them, none of them have returned and are more famours than they are.
 
Has moviebob ever had a girlfriend in his life? Has he ever even gotten laid?
That would explain his over-the-top feminist worshipping
 
BTW there was one point in that Game UnderThinker video where he says, and I quote: "The regrettable hyper-Americanization of the console market has squeezed niche Japanese titles all but completely off mainstream shelves." With a picture of 3 Call of Duty games along with a Battlefield and Grand Theft Auto title.*

I hate to think that there are still people out there who take his Nipponophelic strawbrains seriously.

*Link to a critique video because no way in fuck am I giving MoundOfBlobs any more YouTube buckazoids.
 
I wonder if Bob will look back and see himself as a literal tool of SJW feminists.

Don't be silly. That requires actually thought and awareness, two things Bob has demonstrated to lack.

Has moviebob ever had a girlfriend in his life? Has he ever even gotten laid?
That would explain his over-the-top feminist worshipping

There is a possibility that the reason Bob is so fixated in defending rad feminism is so that he can get laid. As vomit-inducing as it may sound, Bob might be interested in this farce out of a desire to fuck a woman that desires an ass kisser like him.

thats so fucking amazing

"don't be a tool of corporations who make things you like! be a tool of intolerable hipsters that constantly make the things you like worse!"

Pretty much the message Blob is delivering under the Anita flag.
 
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