Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I've always found him being against misogyny to be hilarious. There's no way that he doesn't fap to porn on a regular basis. Mrs. Palmer is the only action he'll ever get.
He has claimed he was part of a threesome before, but in truth the nurses who were prepping him to get his legs amputated probably accidentally brushed up against his thigh and with his stunted mindset he probably thought that was how sex happened.
 
Has Movie Blob ever made any comments on people that prefer a different Mario game over Mario 3, such as Sunshine? He certainly loves to label anyone with differing opinions "sub-human", but what if he was confronted by a sane Mario fan with differing tastes?
Fun as it is to rule him as a tard, just because he wrote a book that was mostly about SMB3 it doesn't mean he's as retarded as the Sonic fans who literally go crazy at the idea of more than just Sonic 1.

He barely mentions Sunshine in the book, mostly because he was getting old and Pokémon was the new kid on the block. Even the infamous quotes about Yoshi's Island don't skip past him claiming to like the games first [but of course, he spends three pages talking about how this game ruined his enjoyment of the setting because Nintendo didn't care about it as much as he did, the fat fuck].

But yeah, it's not a problem to like other Mario games unless you're trying to mess with 'popular logic' like saying Hotel Mario or the edutainment games are your favorites. You won't get a rise from him. You have to go for the elements in the games themselves, like saying that it's okay for Peach to be a damsel in distress, or that Miyamoto is a moron for thinking plot shouldn't be a big point [or that Cammy isn't a carpet-eater no matter how many photos of her ass he shows on a single video].
 
Fun as it is to rule him as a tard, just because he wrote a book that was mostly about SMB3 it doesn't mean he's as exceptional as the Sonic fans who literally go crazy at the idea of more than just Sonic 1.

He barely mentions Sunshine in the book, mostly because he was getting old and Pokémon was the new kid on the block. Even the infamous quotes about Yoshi's Island don't skip past him claiming to like the games first [but of course, he spends three pages talking about how this game ruined his enjoyment of the setting because Nintendo didn't care about it as much as he did, the fat fuck].

But yeah, it's not a problem to like other Mario games unless you're trying to mess with 'popular logic' like saying Hotel Mario or the edutainment games are your favorites. You won't get a rise from him. You have to go for the elements in the games themselves, like saying that it's okay for Peach to be a damsel in distress, or that Miyamoto is a moron for thinking plot shouldn't be a big point [or that Cammy isn't a carpet-eater no matter how many photos of her ass he shows on a single video].
Has he ever mentioned his opinion on the RPGs? Or is it just safe to that he hates it while thinking of their fans as "sub-human"?
Also, does he actually like the Super Show? Because that would only be more evidence that he's in no position to insult anyone's taste.
 
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Has he ever mentioned his opinion on the RPGs? Or is it just safe to that he hates it while thinking of their fans as "sub-human"?
Also, does he actually like the Super Show? Because that would only be more evidence that he's in no position to insult anyone's taste.
Motherfucker had an existential crisis when Yoshi's Island gave the Mario Bros. a different backstory. Of course he likes it.
 
Mr. Metokur just got done taking the piss out of Bob on his stream.
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The Chimpman freakout I wanted so much is starting to happen. I love this.
 
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