Bob's Crypt Photo

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Chipmunk With A Banana

Chipmunk With A Banana

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Saw this photo over at findagrave.com:

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Bob did make a good chunk of change in his pre-Barb years and was able to afford such a thing it seems. No doubt Barb talked him into letting her in as well. Poor guy. Even in death eternal he cannot escape her. No room for Chris in there tho. Probably gonna end up hanging from a hook in a med school cadaver freezer, most likely.

Thing is, how can they fit two caskets into a space meant for one, unless Bob was cremated and so will Barb after she expires, and they'll stick two urns in there?
 
It's kind of touching, I guess. Maybe they did love eachother enough to want to be buried together? Or maybe Barb just pressured Mr. C to save space for her.

Either way, it makes you wonder what Christian's grave will look like.
 
Osaka Seafood Concern said:
It's kind of touching, I guess. Maybe they did love eachother enough to want to be buried together? Or maybe Barb just pressured Mr. C to save space for her.

Either way, it makes you wonder what Christian's grave will look like.
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A bunch of elderly weens surrounding a shallow grave with a sonichu statue to mark the grave, trying to find a way to get the last ruse out of Chris, but in their state of dementia they do not realise he's long gone.
 
Chipmunk With A Banana said:
Thing is, how can they fit two caskets into a space meant for one, unless Bob was cremated and so will Barb after she expires, and they'll stick two urns in there?
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More than likely Bob was cremated and they likely planned for Barb to also be cremated

If it was the two casket scenario they'd need double the size of that to just fit Barb's cadaver.
 
Chipmunk With A Banana said:
Saw this photo over at findagrave.com:

80567090_1425940074.jpg

Bob did make a good chunk of change in his pre-Barb years and was able to afford such a thing it seems. No doubt Barb talked him into letting her in as well. Poor guy. Even in death eternal he cannot escape her. No room for Chris in there tho. Probably gonna end up hanging from a hook in a med school cadaver freezer, most likely.

Thing is, how can they fit two caskets into a space meant for one, unless Bob was cremated and so will Barb after she expires, and they'll stick two urns in there?
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R.I.P Bob. I honestly think Chris would be a lot better off right now if Barb had passed first as terrible as that sounds.
 
Cuddlebug said:
More than likely Bob was cremated and they likely planned for Barb to also be cremated

If it was the two casket scenario they'd need double the size of that to just fit Barb's cadaver.
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If so, then that's depressing. I'm sure Bob originally planned for a crypt interment, in a casket.

And then he married Barb, and she said "Why can't I be in there as well? Just have your body cremated instead and we both can go there together forever."

Bob: "Sigh. Yes, dear."

And unless Bob planned a pre-need contract for Chris as well (doubt it), Chris is on his own. He better hope there are no weens taking med school that year. Michael Snyder wakes up one morning and spits out his coffee as he looks out his window and sees Cadaver Chris propped up on the front lawn, dressed as a lawn gnome.
 
Chipmunk With A Banana said:
If so, then that's depressing. I'm sure Bob originally planned for a crypt interment, in a casket.

And then he married Barb, and she said "Why can't I be in there as well? Just have your body cremated instead and we both can go there together forever."

Bob: "Sigh. Yes, dear."

And unless Bob planned a pre-need contract for Chris as well (doubt it), Chris is on his own.
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I would think that double-interment and cremation was always the plan. When Chris is executed by the state, his final resting place will be taken care of.
 
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I would think that double-internment and cremation was always the plan. When Chris is executed by the state, his final resting place will be taken care of.
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Chris will probably exhume his parents and sell the plot for more lego.

"Get away from that Internment. I'm cutting it down right now."
 
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This is pretty depressing.

I was kinda hoping that Bob would escape Barb in death, but it looks like he only got a temporary reprieve. Dammit. :heart-empty:
 
Chipmunk With A Banana said:
Thing is, how can they fit two caskets into a space meant for one, unless Bob was cremated and so will Barb after she expires, and they'll stick two urns in there?
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Because that's a wall plaque covering a hole behind it. Was it Chris who said they got a mausoleum? Because this isn't one. It'll never fit 2 caskets but the hole behind is deep enough to fit more than 1 urn. You'll also have to make sure all the urns you buy fit in it, so I hope Barb took care of hers because Chris would probably fuck it up and buy a wrong size somehow.

If I remember right burials are required to be grounded. Bob most likely was cremated then.

These walls have a ton of these on a side and can go really high up to save space. Without a zoomed out image to be sure, the plaque might be anything from ground level to like 20 feet in the air requiring a ladder to put the flowers in. This depends on how much money they shelled out.
 
Sonic Boom said:
Because that's a wall plaque covering a hole behind it. Was it Chris who said they got a mausoleum? Because this isn't one. It'll never fit 2 caskets but the hole behind is deep enough to fit more than 1 urn. You'll also have to make sure all the urns you buy fit in it, so I hope Barb took care of hers because Chris would probably fuck it up and buy a wrong size somehow.

If I remember right burials are required to be grounded. Bob most likely was cremated then.

These walls have a ton of these on a side and can go really high up to save space. Without a zoomed out image to be sure, the plaque might be anything from ground level to like 20 feet in the air requiring a ladder to put the flowers in. This depends on how much money they shelled out.
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Barb got her urn from Goodwill years ago.
 
Da Pickle Monsta said:
This is pretty depressing.

I was kinda hoping that Bob would escape Barb in death, but it looks like he only got a temporary reprieve. Dammit. :heart-empty:
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Nah, you've got that wrong. At this point, he's had a 4 year headstart to hide somewhere in a nice cozy place in the afterlife where Barb will never find him.

Also I guess a mound burial would be perfect for Barb. Just put her to her rest in Bob's old greenhouse, surround it with her *ahem* treasures and bury it under a hill.
The similarities between that and both her current lifestyle as well as a landfill would make for quite a befitting grave.
 
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