Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

[Absurdist Laughter]

He hung his future Laundrie out to dry.

BOOOO, I want my money back. hahaha.

 

[Coldgrip]

Both of you are just faggots tbh.

Calm down fag.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Brian's fucked at this point. Even in the 0.001% chance that he's innocent, there's no way he gets a fair trial with all of this shit going on.

Mr 2000s Nostalgia that I am finds this flashback to the 2000s when every year there was some new missing pretty white girl everyone was freaking out about interesting.

I blame you for this specifically and personally, @Dom Cruise. You've wished so earnestly for a return to the early 2000s, and now the monkey paw is here to deliver.

 

[Red Mask]

Had the whore stayed at home with a husband and children and tended to her family as Allah intended, then she would not have suffered such a fate. Inshallah this is the fate of all wayward women who assume they can traipse about God's creation in immodest clothing with a man who is neither her husband, brother or father and that no evil will come to her.

Woe betide the foolish excesses of woman! Gaze upon the trap Satan lays before you when when the honeyed lies of the decadent west lead you off the path God has laid for you! Despair awaits to the foolish girl who listens to his temptations and turns her gaze from the light that the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) has set upon God's path.

Please tell me this shit is satirical. If so, then DERP as usual. If not, I’ll take the “decadent west” any day of the week.

Anyway, this is all over Youtube, which shouldn’t be much of a surprise given that she’s a pretty white woman. I wasn’t surprised that she was found dead. I guess it’s a question of time before her fiance(last I looked, that is a future husband) is found.

 

[What the shit]

Body is found and all of the sudden the prime suspect flees. You can’t be more retarded than that if you’re “innocent.”

 

[50 bit bitch]

Edit: Confirmed satire, still funny

/r/FriendsofBrian mods are either going full schizo mode or crafting some genuinely hilarious satire, it's almost impossible to tell

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r/FriendsOfBrian/comments/ps3z38/addressing_the_911_call_and_other_malicious/

 

[Evil Enchilada]

Brian's fucked at this point. Even in the 0.001% chance that he's innocent, there's no way he gets a fair trial with all of this shit going on.


I blame you for this specifically and personally, @Dom Cruise. You've wished so earnestly for a return to the early 2000s, and now the monkey paw is here to deliver.

Literally dying in a shootout is a better outcome for him than getting arrested at this point. Just wave a knife already you coward.
That being said, tragedy aside, this is a textbook example of Missing White Woman Syndrome. Pretty white lady going missing and she's suddenly the talk of an entire nation like everyone in America wants to jerk off to her dead corpse.

 

[afternoon_tea]

Does anyone have copies/archives of some of her videos from her channel before shit went down?

Did they actually have any? I have seen a few tiktoks and that one youtube video, but I got the impression the channel/blog/whatever was still a work in progress that she was working on during the trip (she mentions it in the body can footage in the police stop). They weren't even internet famous, just attempting to be. Well, they're internet famous now atleast.

Also speaking of the police stop, has anyone posted the 911 call yet? The description of what the guy witnessed doesn't match up with what the two of them told police happened, so who knows. The 911 caller says he was hitting her.

I believe there were other witness statements too, but I can't find them now, the ones that talk about them fighting over the phone at the hippie co-op

 

[Dom Cruise]

Brian's fucked at this point. Even in the 0.001% chance that he's innocent, there's no way he gets a fair trial with all of this shit going on.


I blame you for this specifically and personally, @Dom Cruise. You've wished so earnestly for a return to the early 2000s, and now the monkey paw is here to deliver.

I'm sorry, when I say I miss the 2000s I meant the anime, video games and internet, not Missing White Woman Syndrome, not everything about the 2000s was good and that was one of the things that was annoying.

 

[Full Race Replay]

I still don't get why the mainstream media picked up this case and why people are so invested one way or another. This is some random dude and people are taking sides like it's Michael Jackson accused of diddling kids or something.

 

[Erich Honecker]

Yeah and if a you had a bf who slapped you once in a while because you burned the dinner or weren't ready in time, you wouldn't resort to shooting him in his sleep or anything like that either.

Don't pretend you'd know how you'd react if you were in a toxic relationship where you get hit (and apparently hit back) unless you're in one. Then you'll know just where you'd go.

I can't know for sure how I'd react, but my instinct would be that if your girlfriend who is smaller and weaker than you is physically abusing you, then as a man you have more options to deal with that that don't involve going nuclear. If he was in a mutually abusive relationship, then I have sympathy with this guy up to the point where he decided to kill her (or decided to physically retaliate with such force or viciousness that he knew it could kill her).

 

[Dom Cruise]

I still don't get why the mainstream media picked up this case and why people are so invested one way or another. This is some random dude and people are taking sides like it's Michael Jackson accused of diddling kids or something.

This is what I found confusing is I was wondering if he was already some famous YouTuber or something, but no.

Media was just bored and wanted something to get people's attention I guess.

 

[Slobs]

Body is found and all of the sudden the prime suspect flees. You can’t be more retarded than that if you’re “innocent.”

Sudden? He's been missing for a week. Dude blew his load and ran before he even stuck it in.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Calm down fag.

No u

 

[Evil Enchilada]

This is what I found confusing is I was wondering if he was already some famous YouTuber or something, but no.

Media was just bored and wanted something to get people's attention I guess.

You do have your usual schizos claiming that this is a deliberate distraction from the whole drones killing 10 people and the Larry Elder election loss.

 

[X Pac Heat]

I'm just curious why this story is getting this level of attention.

FBI murdered this bitch to take our eyes off something, it would seem.

Edit: lol great timing

 

[Poxy Fuckwit]

If this Gabby chick was ugly, virtually nobody would give a shit about this case, people get murdered in muttistan on a near daily basis, why is some thot married to a Youtuber any different.

 

[Ophelia]

Killary had Gabby killed to distract from the democrat disasters prove me wrong.

The dude has probably roped somewhere.

 

[What the shit]

Sudden? He's been missing for a week. Dude blew his load and ran before he even stuck it in.

My apologies.
But regardless this guy is a massive faggot. His whole thing of not talking to police when she went missing clouded doubt on his innocence regardless if he was or not and now that he is nowhere to be seen for the past week and his parents covered his ass up until today just proves that he is a massive retard.

 

[ShortBusDriver]

Literally dying in a shootout is a better outcome for him than getting arrested at this point. Just wave a knife already you coward.
That being said, tragedy aside, this is a textbook example of Missing White Woman Syndrome. Pretty white lady going missing and she's suddenly the talk of an entire nation like everyone in America wants to jerk off to her dead corpse.

I disagree it's missing white woman syndrome. It's blame white male bullshit.

The idea of a fucking white male murdering his girlfriend just validates the fringe kooks that regularly shit up places like CNN, MSNBC or Vice.

In fact there's remarkable similarities to the Amanda Blackburn case.

Back in 2015 Amanda Blackburn was found murdered in her home. It was a national news story for three days straight with everyone from the big three broadcast to 24/7 cable news. This is because the media thought she was killed by her pastor husband. A fucking white male pastor murdering his wife is just too good to pass up.

Then the media stopped giving a shit because it turned out she was raped and murdered by three black teens on a week long crime spree.