Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

[AsianChris]

/pol/ - ITS HAPPENING! Gabby Petito was ritual sacrifice for a New World Order. - Politically Incorrect - 4chan

ITS HAPPENING! Gabby Petito was ritual sacrifice for a New World Order. - "/pol/ - Politically Incorrect" is 4chan's board for discussing and debating politics and current events.

boards.4chan.org

Jesus, this just got deeper.

Also:

Gabby Petito-linked remains: Former NY chief medical examiner says preliminary autopsy results likely Tuesday

Former New York Chief Medical Examiner Michael Baden on Tuesday said the FBI and law enforcement agencies will likely get identity confirmation of remains discovered in the Bridger-Teton National Forest on Tuesday.

www.foxnews.com

Say whatever you want about those conspiracy threads, but it's funny to play schizo on the web.

 

[Maureen Ponderosa]

Calling it now, Brian went off into the woods/national parks/mountains to become an hero

 

[palmtreesalad]

I checked the subreddit for this case after my friend told me there was thousands of posts a day, they weren't wrong. 500 new comments within 5 minutes, most of which are retarded theories. Redditors think he went to cuba, I think that shows how intelligent they are.

I am interested in what the autopsy report will have to say. Those are always fun to read. I still don't understand why this is getting so much traction, but a lot of random cases do.

Oh I forgot to mention they're all hovering over police scanners and thinking every little thing is about this case. For example, if a coroner is requested they go bat shit and think they found Brian. They forget that people die daily and need to be taken to the morgue

 

[TaterBot]

Cause of death determined yet? After watching the park ranger video, I'm betting strangulation.
Guy got cooped up with that half hysterical self-admitted mentally ill whackjob 24/7 for weeks and finally cracked.
Stupid. He should have run back to safety long before that point,

 

[NoReturn]

PopHipHop Superstar Lizzo wants you all to shut the hell up about the dead white girl and focus on a most-likely-dead black boy:

 

[sparklemilhouse]

and that van will be in the bottom of a lagoon or something.

I thought that the cops had the van after he drove it back to Florida without her?

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

PopHipHop Superstar Lizzo wants you all to shut the hell up about the dead white girl and focus on a most-likely-dead black boy:
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Senators drafting bills for equity of media coverage as we speak. No more media racism!

 

[Generic Retard]

Pretty sure I found him. He seems to be living in a cabin somewhere in the sticks https://www.youtube.com/c/LukeSmithxyz

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I checked the subreddit for this case after my friend told me there was thousands of posts a day, they weren't wrong. 500 new comments within 5 minutes, most of which are retarded theories. Redditors think he went to cuba, I think that shows how intelligent they are.

I am interested in what the autopsy report will have to say. Those are always fun to read. I still don't understand why this is getting so much traction, but a lot of random cases do.

Oh I forgot to mention they're all hovering over police scanners and thinking every little thing is about this case. For example, if a coroner is requested they go bat shit and think they found Brian. They forget that people die daily and need to be taken to the morgue

I've always wanted to be a coroner.

Mostly so I could stab people and not get in trouble for it, but still...

 

[Atatata]

People are interested in this the same way people were interested in shit like Porsche girl, or Elisa Lam.

Her getting attention just means that people see it more of a show, a source of entertainment. If you danced a missing black guy like a monkey he'd get attention too.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

scan and sell them online before the fad passes

Scans? People just buy the old issues on eBay for a few bucks. You can find eighty years worth of various true detective style mags for sale on eBay. It’s a hundred year old fad at this point.

There are a few sought after issues due to covering some crime or publishing photos that are otherwise unobtainable or lost today. The magazines were an easy way for ME and sheriffs office employees to make money by selling crime scene photos to the trade.

The real hard to find “true crime” is the old “National Police Gazette” which was published 1890-1920’s. It covered lurid crime and bare knuckle boxing and was the forerunner of the pulps and true crime mags.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

/r/GabyPetito now has more subscribers than /r/BlackLivesMatter after only a week of existing. SMH Reddit really showing their white supremacy with this case! Lizzo do be rite fr fr

 

[NoReturn]

/pol/ - ITS HAPPENING! Gabby Petito was ritual sacrifice for a New World Order. - Politically Incorrect - 4chan

ITS HAPPENING! Gabby Petito was ritual sacrifice for a New World Order. - "/pol/ - Politically Incorrect" is 4chan's board for discussing and debating politics and current events.

boards.4chan.org

Jesus, this just got deeper.

Also:

Gabby Petito-linked remains: Former NY chief medical examiner says preliminary autopsy results likely Tuesday

Former New York Chief Medical Examiner Michael Baden on Tuesday said the FBI and law enforcement agencies will likely get identity confirmation of remains discovered in the Bridger-Teton National Forest on Tuesday.

www.foxnews.com

Say whatever you want about those conspiracy threads, but it's funny to play schizo on the web.

Gotta hand it to /pol/, though. The dude's bedroom is right creepy:

The painting circled is Cleon Peterson's "Glory and His Shadow"

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

Gotta hand it to /pol/, though. The dude's bedroom is right creepy:
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The painting circled is Cleon Peterson's "Glory and His Shadow"

Tell me /pol/ was autistic enough to assume that is some sort of nazi helmet.

Spoiler: /v/tards triggered

 

[NoReturn]

Tell me /pol/ was autistic enough to assume that is some sort of nazi helmet.

They've not commented. One dude even asked what the circled books were and of course, OP being OP, never responded.

 

[Mr. Bung]

I've always wanted to be a coroner.

Mostly so I could stab people and not get in trouble for it, but still...

Pfp checks out...

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

Senators drafting bills for equity of media coverage as we speak. No more media racism!

Equity «news» would get real awkward in a hurry. «Today two white teenage girls, and an asian woman died in a drug related shootout in Vermont».

 

[FFinfo]

/r/GabyPetito now has more subscribers than /r/BlackLivesMatter after only a week of existing. SMH Reddit really showing their white supremacy with this case! Lizzo do be rite fr fr

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/r/BlackLivesMatter has white mods and will actually ban users that denounce anti-white vitriol, so it's not surprising their subreddit growth is stagnant.

 

[Scheele's Green]

At least Gabby can be internet famous. That was her dream. Small conciliation.

It's probably best if Brian turns himself in. He's safer in solitary confinement than in the big scary world where everyone is eager to bash his skull in with a crowbar. Or maybe he's killed himself already. 50/50 chance I believe.

 

[Green Man]

PopHipHop Superstar Lizzo wants you all to shut the hell up about the dead white girl and focus on a most-likely-dead black boy:
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Lizzo is fat and I would not have sex with her.